Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter.
Hi ya! My name is Dani! - Last updated: 24th November, 2014.
I'm your average late-teenage Australian girl. I have dark brown hair that has multicoloured streaks in it because it's weird, and it's literally too long, past my hips. I also have dark brown eyes (my sister used to swear that they were black, but she says they're lighting up these days.)
My life off the computer (Yes, I do have one)is getting a helluva lot better. I've graduated from my senior year, and now I'm slowly piecing my life together. I have a job, three days a week, and somewhat of a social life during the other days, so there really isn't much time for the internet for me. I do try to come on, though.
I'm apart of two forums! Moderators on both:
And the absolutely amazing Welcome to Hogwarts
If my son were gay, I'd slap him.
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your parents takes balls that most men don't have.
It my son were gay, I'd beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me at Super Smash (he basically was asking for me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay, I'd kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games when there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys, doesn't mean he can't tackle the shit out of them too.
If my son were gay, I'd call him a douche.
But only because this morning he ate the last peanut butter cup. (That jerk knows they're my favourite.)
If my son were gay, I'd still give him the talk.
I just wouldn't have to worry about a baby in 9 months.
I'd make fun of what he wears, because damn son, those shoes do not go with that dress.
If my son were gay, I would tell him to be proud.
Because you're a human no matter the gender.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except in 20 years down the line,
I'll be expecting a handsome son-in-law.
Dani's in a movie, woo: (I wish..)
Birth: I Feel Like Dancing - All Time Low
First Day Of School: Postcards From Italy - Florence The Machine. (I'd rather be in Italy than school.)
Falling In Love: Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift (Yes for the love story.. Gawd.)
First Date: This Is Love - Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simmons (I'm going to stab someone.)
First Kiss: Safe Ride - Cute Is What We Aim For
Valentine: Young, Wild And Free - Wiz Khalifa
Fight Song: Soul To Squeeze - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Breaking Up: Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
Prom: They Don't Know About Us - One Direction
Life: Won't Back Down - Eminem (Perfect.)
Birthday Party: I Just Laugh - NeverShoutNever!
Mental Breakdown: Rolling In The Deep - Adele
Driving: Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings
Flashback: About A Girl - The Academy Is
New Year: Sex On the Radio - Good Charlotte
Engaged: Angel In Disguise - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Wedding: First Of The Year - Skrillix (Great wedding song..)
Birth Of Child: One Day At A Time - Jonas Brothers
Intermission: I Don't Wanna Dance - Hey Monday
Final Battle: Don't Stop The Party - The Black Eyed Peas
Death Scene: Terrible - Mayday Parade (That's depressing)
Funeral: Don't Forget - Demi Lovato
End Credits: Live While We're Young - One Direction
Curtain Call: City - HollyWood Undead
Bloopers: Up All Night - One Direction
- YAAAAAAAY FOR DANI SECTION-
Halloween, Nargles and a little bit of Autunm came first in the Halloween Drabble Competition!
Welcome to the crazy life and ramblings of me!
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