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Joined 03-18-12, id: 3829242, Profile Updated: 11-11-14

"After all this time?"
"Alwayϟ."


In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.


If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished to be an alien, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you like stuff that you are too young for AND stuff you are too old for, copy this to your profile.

If you hate immature Mary-Sue fangirls, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're Anti-Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile! (TWILIGHT SUCKS BALLS FOR GOD'S SAKE!)

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:

FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin,

Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw,

Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff,

Kataang2- Gryffindor,

MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor,

AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),

AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw,

Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!),

Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!),

PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!),

Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw,

ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin,

voldyismyfather - slytherin

DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!,

IwannabeAnnabeth-Ravenclaw all the way!,

The Epic Thunder Ravenclaw (only the smartest know that Z comes before A in the letter circle ;))

Meh111 Slytherin Pride!

RANDOMXHARRYXPOTTERXFAN- RAVENCLAW

HarryPotterEncyclopedia24-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw

PyroPotter- Slytherin or Ravenclaw

Suzy: Slytherin

PhoenixLullaby3-Slytherin

SnitchEye24(me)-Gryffindor

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think Twilight (the books and movies) SUCK!

100 of the teenage female population would want to be turned into a vampire. 98 would do so in order to marry their sparkly Edward Cullen. Put this on your profile if you'd be one of the 2 who would become a vampire in order to kick his sparkly ass

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you HATE Justin Beiber's crappy music.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14,Snitcheye24

I have weird friends. If you have weird friends too, add this to your profile/signature and add your name to the end of the list. DracoandHermione4life, ShadowGirdo,Yellow14,Snitcheye24

A black walks into a room and sits down. A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

f you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sening it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost…
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, drarythoughts,seventhSINwrath, YeahYouWannaKnowMyName, iheartsiriusblack and SnitchEye24 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1.)You talk to yourself a lot.

2.)You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

3.)When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

4.)After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy nuts! This stuff is great for sugar highs...'

5.)You live off of sugar and caffeine.

6.)You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

7.)You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

8.)When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

9.)You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking up pennies.

10.)No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

11.)The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

12.)Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

13.)People think you have A.D.D.

14.)You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

15.)You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

16.)You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

17.)Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a LONG time ago.

18.)And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
If you found this hilarious,copy paste this on your profile.

Please read-true story

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. FutureNargleHunter

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Lily and James
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY hehe :)

If you loathe Twilight and love Harry Potter copy-paste this onto your profile.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH!
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say CAMP
HALF-BLOOD!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

If you loathe Twilight and love Percy Jackson copy-paste this onto your profile.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, , Funny Cat,SnitchEye24

I have weird friends. If you have weird friends too, add this to your profile/signature and add your name to the end of the list. DracoandHermione4life, ShadowGirdo,Yellow14,SnitchEye24


Dammit. i dropped my bag of doritos.

And as promised,here are your bacon strips. But you gotta pay 10 for each piece.


WHO ARE YOU MOSTLY LIKE?(The sentences in bold apply to me!)

KATNISS
You would do anything to protect your family.
You have good aim.
You hate cats.
You like to wear your hair in a braid.
You find sticking to instructions tough.
You aren't too fond of people in general.
You hate being indebted to people.
You hold grudges.
You wouldn't describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you've got about as much charm as a dead slug.
When you sing, the birds fall silent.

PEETA
You're an artist.
You love to bake.
You can decorate well.
Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
You're clever.
Your favorite color is orange.
People tend to be charmed by you.
You're a fantastic liar.

You're a hopeless romantic.
You have a strong sense of self.

GALE
You question everything.
You're very defiant.
You're spontaneous.
You're a rebel with a cause.
You would do absolutely anything for justice.
People would describe you as being good-looking.
You’re very intelligent
If your friend was in trouble, you'd do anything to try and help them.
You hate your Government
You don't mind providing for your family

FINNICK
You like sugar cubes.
Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.
You've been used for your looks.
You're a skilled swimmer.
When you're anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.
You're popular, but don't want to be.
You're protective.
When the person you love isn't with you, you feel lost and lonely
There's more to you than what people see.
You hate it when people judge you or others before getting to know them.

PRIM
You're innocent.
You have blonde hair.
You adore animals.
You love helping people in need.
People seem to be fond of you.
Over time you've become quite wise.
You are nurturing.
When you're older, you want to be a doctor or a nurse.
You have an older brother or sister who would do anything for you.
You are very forgiving.

CINNA
You're creative.
You root for the underdog.
You dress simply.
You stand up for your cause.
Your hair is simple and easily manageable.
You tend to have brilliant ideas.
You would be willing to die for a cause.
You are brave.
Your ideas are very 'out there' and they stand out from the rest.
You aren't like anybody you live with.

EFFIE
You're somewhat materialistic.
You've dyed your hair a wild color.
You're somewhat naive.
You're chirpy.
You're punctual and hate lateness.
Etiquette is important to you.
You're rich.
You can be considered an airhead.
While you may seem shallow, you have hidden depths.
You hate where you work.

HAYMITCH
You’re very sarcastic.
You get drunk often.
Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
You're very lonely.
You're very intelligent.
You tell it like it is.
You're dependant on something/someone.
You're grumpy.

You're cunning.

JOHANNA
You're a bold, gutsy person.
People might call you crazy.
You want things to be fair.
You've had a rough time in life.
You really don't like most people.
You have short hair.
You don't like being in water.
You're defiant.
You're lonely.
You have bad memories which you can't seem to let go of.

RUE
You love music.
You're small and graceful.
You hum often.
You inspire others.
You’re always hungry.
People underestimate you.
You're innocent.
You're smarter than you look.
You're an underdog.
You're a good singer.

I'm mostly like Johanna


YOUR GUY SIDE(The ones in bold apply to me!)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You were in gymnastics/dance
You hate the starwars movies.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (a bit)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

I'm more of a GUY than a , this is awkward


HOW MUCH AM I WORTH?(the ones underlined apply to me!)

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ]Hazel - $100
[x] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x]Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $135

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $235

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $555

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600 (but I would like to)

Total so far: 1155

Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1355

Shoe Size:
] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1405

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[X] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[x]Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x]White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $2205

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $3205

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on


Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.

(The ones in bold appply to me!)

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER:

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You know the research librarian’s office, cell, and home phone numbers but can’t remember your own.

Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don’t get to write.

You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.”

When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.

You’ve heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down

You’ve ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn’t a paper napkin.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

You end an argument with your spouse by saying, “Oh, wait, I have to write this down–this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled.”

Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.

You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters’ situation as a prayer request in Sunday school.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story.

You have filed and cross-referenced every issue of The Writer and Writer’s Digest you’ve ever received.

You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.

At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero’s or heroine’s) so you can conduct research.

You listen to the writer’s commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process.

You have a favorite line from every movie you’ve seen.

You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters.

You argue with said character.

You have a folder on your computer labeled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.

You drive three hours to a city where you don’t know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.


SOME WORDS REALLY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


THANK YOU

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to “Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I’d do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful

For Moody’s sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”.

Yes I promise that I will remember and love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

You know you're a true Potterhead when you start crying when you read that because it is so true!


HARRY POTTER QUOTES-

"You fail to recognise that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be" Albus Dumbledore to Cornelius Fudge, Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire.

"There's no mercy in war. People live and people die, that's all there is to it." Solo wing Pixie, Ace Combat Zero

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. J.K. Rowling, "Padfoot Returns," Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the character Sirius Black

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities". - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. J.K. Rowling, "Horcruxes," Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005

"For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do."-Fred Weasley

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron. :Ron. PS.

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.:Harry. OOTP.

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. :Fred and George. POA.

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." :Fred and George. COS.

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love.": Dumbledore. DH.

"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" said Madam Pomfrey. :Harry and Pomfrey


Well,that's the end of my bio.I hope the copy-pasting stuff was useful!


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Tip of My Tongue by Kittenshift17 reviews
When Draco's wife is caught cheating and pregnant to another man, Draco must fight for custody of his son, Scorpius. Hermione, determined to ensure her son, Aurelian, grows up knowing his brother without Draco finding out, somehow winds up tangled into the middle of Draco's impending divorce. Can she help it if she also keeps finding herself tangled in his embrace, and liking it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 210,583 - Reviews: 12437 - Favs: 6,138 - Follows: 9,013 - Updated: 4/6/2021 - Published: 2/13/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
The Auction by lovesbitca8 reviews
In the wake of the Dark Lord's triumph over Harry Potter, the defeated must learn their new place. Hermione Granger has been captured to be sold to the highest bidder as the top prize at an auction of Order members and sympathizers. But despite the horrors of Voldemort's new world, help seems to arise from the most unlikely of places. PART 3 of the RIGHTS & WRONGS series. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 337,885 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 4,540 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 6/5/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18354 - Favs: 36,068 - Follows: 19,188 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake reviews
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,894 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Outtakes by quillstrike reviews
A collection of scenes from the OQaS-verse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] [Albus S. P., OC]
Of Claws and Talons by quillstrike reviews
Sequel to OQaS but can be read independently / As a HIGHLY respectable (okay, so maybe she's laughed at more than she's taken seriously but that's besides the point) solicitor, Adela Lancaster can confidently inform you that, yes, she is now even more awesome than before. Of course, that doesn't mean that Ragnuk (or one git-erm, Al Potter) will treat her any differently...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 162,936 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Albus S. P., OC] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Of Quills and Serpents by quillstrike reviews
Adela Lancaster, Ravenclaw extraordinaire, is many things: she's a beater, she consumes books, and she has a slight (read: excessive) obsession with numbers. Throw in one idiotic brother, two Slytherin gits, a bloodthirsty werewolf, and a goblin intent on revenge and you have one..."interesting" year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,185 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Albus S. P., OC] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Easily Influenced by deceptive-serenade reviews
The summer was going to the dumps, but what I expected was relaxation and lots of sun. Baby sitting my sister. Advising my other sister to put on more clothes. Maybe playing video games with my brother. What I hadn't expected was my former best friend to suddenly make his way back into my life and drag me into his. This isn't the kind of adventure I signed up for. Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,150 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
You Can Marry Me by deceptive-serenade reviews
The Ministry of Magic is after every pureblood in the country. As a new law makes it legal to throw innocent people into jail and practice death penalties, Emily Goyle will do anything to save her family... but she didn't exactly expect that it would help to get married to Albus Potter, of all people. Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 266,529 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Wandering Bird by kmmc reviews
The backstory of Johanna Mason.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Johanna M.
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 867 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Drapple by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Extra Peculiar Story Of Lux Scamander by Facetaker reviews
What do you do if you're the odd on in the odd family? Lux is the prefect no one listens to because of her brothers and Albus the Jackass. This year, her sixth year, she's gotten enough. Albus/OC - Multi Chaptered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,135 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - OC, Albus S. P.
Crazy for You by bballgirl32 reviews
James Potter knows from his father's past that he's got it easy, so he takes life in stride, playing by his own rules and having fun constantly. But when he decides to befriend a nobody, he doesn't expect that she'll help him more than he could help her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Petunia's Story by Samantha reviews
Life from Aunt Petunia's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/1999