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Favorite Live Action TV shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock BBC, Merlin BBC
Favorite Cartoons: The Simpsons, Futurama, Gravity Falls, Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Favorite Movies: Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy, All Harry Potter films, Inception, The Avengers, Back to the Future Trilogy, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy, The Lego Movie, X-men: First Class, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Penguins of Madagascar, The Imitation Game
Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, Artemis Fowl series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Favorite Movie soundtracks: Les Miserables 2012, Titanic 1997, How to train your dragon, Beautiful Creatures, The Imitation Game
Hi guys! I'm katzdragons and I will probably not update my stories often. Since I'm in high school and I'm super busy, I sometimes just won't have the time. Anyways, I love watching movies and TV shows and I also love reading fiction.
One of my favorite book series is Artemis Fowl. It's by Eoin Colfer, one of the best authors ever. The book series is about a teenage criminal mastermind who's a genius. In the first book, Artemis is shown to a cold hearted deceptive jerk who is shown to care for no one except for his bodyguard and family. Then he meets, er, kidnaps, a fairy captain called Holly Short so he could steal the fairy ransom gold. The whole first book is basically Fowl vs. Fairies. As the series goes on, Artemis strikes a friendship with the very fairy that he had kidnapped and Artemis starts gain a heart. Near the end of the series he has transformed so much he is disgusted with his past self because he knows that he's been a jerk. It is heavily implied that he and Holly have romantic feelings for each other. The first time they kiss is when they time traveled to the past to stop Artemis's ten year old self from killing the cure to a rare fairy disease. But then again, Holly might have kissed Artemis out of relief that he was alive and the fact that time traveling messed up her hormones. But there was another time towards the end of the last book where Artemis kisses Holly on the forehead before heading to sacrifice himself to save the world. It turns out later that he kissed Holly so there would some DNA to make a clone of him. But he could have given her DNA anywhere. But he settled with a kiss. I thought that was really sweet. Anyways, this is one of the best book series ever! If you haven't read it, READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!! You won't regret it!
Quotes from Movies, TV shows, books, etc:
"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"- Jack Dawson (Titanic 1997 movie)
"I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you."- Artemis Fowl II (Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian)
"Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss."- Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian)
"This is gonna be...delightful."- Numbuh 0.3/Ashley (Codename: Kids Next Door Operation Z.E.R.O.)
"KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!"- Numbuh 1/Nigel Uno (Codename: Kids Next Door)
"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."- Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
"BART, YA WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!?!"- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons TV series)
"Trust me, I'm the Doctor."- The Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who 2005)
"Not a lot of people who know what it feels like, do they? To be angry. In your bones. People understand, foster parents understand. For a while. Then they expect the angry kid to do what he knows he can never do. To move on. To forget. So they stopped understanding and send the angry kid to a boys' home - St. Swithin's. Used to be funded by the Wayne Foundation. See, I figured it out too late. You have to hide the anger. Practice smiling in the mirror. Like putting on a mask."- John Blake (The Dark Knight Rises)
"To alcohol, the cause...and solution...to all of life's problems!"- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons TV series)
"Love conquers all."- Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)
"Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of that do the things no one can imagine."- The Imitation Game 2014
The Last Guardian was by far the best book in the Artemis Fowl series. There were many hilarious scenes and then there were touching moments. The end of the book made me cry when I first read it. I totally recommend this series for anyone who likes fantasy science fiction. Or likes Harry Potter. Here is an excerpt from The Last Guardian that I thought was sweet and touching.
Artemis made Holly comfortable with cushions. “I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today.” He leaned in close and whispered, “I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.”
Holly was aware that she was crying because her vision was blurred, but she could not feel the tears on her face.
“Opal expects you and me,” she heard Artemis say. “And that is exactly what she will get.”
It’s a trap! Holly wanted to scream. You are walking into a trap.
But even if Artemis could hear her thoughts, Holly knew there was no turning him from his path. Just as she figured Artemis had left the room, he reappeared in her field of vision, a pensive look on his face.
“I know you can still hear me, Holly,” he said. “So I would ask one last favor of you. If Opal outwits me and I don’t make it out of that crater, I want you to tell Foaly to power up the chrysalis.” He leaned down and kissed Holly’s forehead. “And give him that from me.”
Then the teen genius left, and Holly could not even turn her head to watch him go.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD
1: Artemis Fowl II
2: Holly Short
4: Mulch Diggums
6: Opal Koboi
7: Domovoi Butler
8: Juliet Butler
9: Beckett Fowl
10: Myles Fowl
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Artemis, I'm sure whatever crazy scheme you have in mind can wait till morning. I'm trying to sleep!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: AHHHH!!!!!! What are you doing here?
Foaly: *blushing bright red* Ummm...no high tech weapons here! *speeds out *
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Ummm...that's really awkward because Beckett is around 4 years old and Mulch is like...around 1000 years old.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Awww, that's really sweet N01. You're the best!
N01: Well, I do stay around to help people!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Juliet was probably wrestling someone stronger than her and lost.
Juliet: I LOSE TO NO ONE!!!!!!!!
Me: Really. Well, your brother told me the story about how you lost to an 8 year old! Ha, ha, ha!
Juliet: Domovoi, I WILL GET YOU!!!!!! *Runs off to find her brother*
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Well, he is a toddler so I'll excuse it this time.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Well, he is a kid genius so he probably spends half of his life in that laboratory ignoring everyone.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Probably come up with some crazy scheme to rescue me and get rid of the serial killers with stolen fairy technology.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Probably take care of my leg herself. She is a soldier after all.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Probably some high tech thing that I wouldn't know how to use. I'd probably just throw it out in the end anyways.
Foaly: Wait a minute. You throw out all of my presents? But I thought you liked them!
Me: Well, you weren't supposed to find out at all but, well, I was just trying to be polite.
Foaly runs off sobbing*
Me: Wait, Foaly! Come back!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Mulch: Well, I'm out. *Chews out a tunnel leading out.*
Me: You taking me?
Mulch: ...umm. Let me get some, uh, help. They're get you...out.
1 hour later...
Me: AHHH!!!!!! HELP ME! THE HOUSE IS GOING TO BURN AND KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a second, where's Mulch?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Probably try to talk me out of it and decide on another thing to do.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Artemis: Seriously, he’s my brother and he’s, like, 5 years old. Don’t think that’s old enough to get married.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Pretend to threaten to beat the snot out of the person who dumped me.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He’s five and not as smart as his twin brother so he probably wouldn’t understand what’s going on and therefore not be able to support me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Probably tell me to shut up because he’s trying to conduct an experiment.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well, he’s incredibly smart and he’s funny, caring, and did I mention smart?
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Umm…Holly, I think Beckett’s a little too young for you…like about A LOT TOO YOUNG! HE’S FIVE FOR GODS SAKE!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
First of all, Foaly’s already married. But if I were to meet his parents, they would probably not get along with me because I’m a human and fairies and centaurs tend not to like humans too much.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No, that would be disturbing. And N01 would never date the enemy, partly because Opal only loves herself and no one else.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Eh, figures. Not only is Opal and evil pixie bent on ruling fairies and humans but she also breaks hearts. Anyways, I would probably rekill Opal because she’s evil and she’s supposed to be dead.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Butler, my haircut might be bad but that doesn’t mean you should stare!
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Maybe if you stopped beating up the boys who try to talk to you, you might actually get a date.
Juliet: I don’t beat up every boy who tries to talk to me.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: That’s nice Beckett but I’m too old for you. I hope you understand.
Me: (realizing that he didn’t hear a word I said) Never mind.
You spot 10 kissing 4. How do you react?
That would never happen because if it did happen, that would be completely disgusting. Maybe it was a mistake to put 5 year olds on the list.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
They’re probably talking about all of the times Mulch has been arrested.
Could 1 and 4 be soul mates?
No because I personally believe that Artemis and Holly should be soul mates, not Artemis and Mulch (FYI, that would be disgusting)
Would 2 trust 5?
Yes because they are really close friends.
Number 3 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Myles would be annoyed with Foaly but he’s a five year old so he can’t do anything.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Artemis would probably take every class (and insult every one of the classes) because he’s a child genius and N01 would probably take ecology because he really cares for the environment and the organisms in it.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Opal would probably make something really delicious looking but sneak a lethal dose of poison in it and Foaly would probably make…you know what? I don’t really know what Foaly would make. He works with computers so, hmm.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Butler already has a job- being Artemis’s bodyguard. And once again, Beckett’s only five! That’s not really old enough to get a job unless you want a job in the Kids Next Door…oops, getting off topic.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Well, not really because Juliet isn’t really the kind of girl who likes to fix hair. She probably wouldn’t be able to give anyone a haircut, let alone N01.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Beckett can’t draw and even if he could, I don’t think he’d draw anything for Opal because Opal did essentially kill Artemis.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Probably talking about a fight and how they’re embarrassed about what they’re arguing about.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Artemis would apologize to Myles and give him a science gadget to play with.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Beckett has an email? Anyways, if he had an email, he probably wouldn’t be able to understand what to do with it.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
If by workout you mean fighting to kill each other.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: Sorry Opal, I don’t invite evil gits who want to take over the world.
Opal: You rue the day you didn’t invite Opal Koboi, RUE, RUE I SAY!
Me: Yeah, yeah, yeah. NEXT!
7 won the lottery?
He would probably give the money to Artemis for his projects.
8 had quite a big secret?
Me: Let me guess, you own a doll?
Me: Ugh, what’s your secret?
Juliet: (with an evil smile) I’ll never tell.
9 became a singer?
…it was a really big mistake to put 5 year olds in this.
10 got a daughter?
…it was a really big mistake to put 5 year olds in this.
What would 1 think of 2?
I know Artemis feels a deep respect for Holly and I hope he has romantic feelings for her.
How would 3 greet 4?
Foaly: Hey Mulch. How are you doing?
Mulch: Very well, thank you. I was just stealing one of your technological gizmos.
Mulch: Oh, um, nothing. I meant nothing. (runs away)
Foaly: Hey, get back here, thief!
What would 4 envy about 5?
IDK. Mulch doesn’t really get jealous about anything.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Probably a nightmare where Opal either kills N01, his friends, or both.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both hate each other.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
If Juliet put herself in danger, probably.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Fowl Manor where they both live.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
What trick he pulled on him.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
The story of Artemis’s past and his past personality
I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. - Jack Dawson (Titanic 1997)