Name: Eh, I prefer nicknames.
Chronically depressed sack of rocks.
Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Eh... clothing shops
What kind of shampoo do you use?: It changes, but right now it’s shampoo for hair.
Food: I can't choose, probably Thai food. I like all sorts of things and can stand a lot of unusual flavors. I ate this pizza my little cousin dared me to eat at a buffet. It was Firefighter’s pizza on which she’d added mandarin slices, bleu cheese dressing, sunflower seeds and a whole lotta other weird shit.
--HAVE YOU EVER—
Given anyone a bath?: A baby I was babysitting.
Clothes: Casual, comfortable, nothing too fancy usually.
You touched: My brother. Punched him in the arm.
--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--
Kill: I’ve got a list, but it’s fine.
In the morning I: am likely asleep if I’ve forgotten my alarm.
--WHICH IS BETTER--
Coke or Pepsi: Meh
Makes you laugh the most: Many people. Myself.
--DO YOU EVER--
Sit on the Internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Someone specific more like, you nosy cad.
Of times I've had my heart broken: Yeah, but nothing romantic.
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [X] Blonde - $50 ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75
Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [X] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $150
Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 ] Under 5′4 - $0
Total so far: $235
Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [X] 19 to 20 - $25 [ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $260
Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [X] First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] Second born - $150- [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $580
Drink? [X] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [ ] No - $600
Total so far: $980
Vision? [X] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [ ] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [X] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1380
Shoe Size: ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [X] 7 to 10 - $50 [ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1430
Favorite Colors (multiple): [X] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [X] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [X] Brown - $300 [X] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [X] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [X] Blue - $300 [X] Pink - $100 [X] Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [X] Nope - add $1000 [ ] some - $750
Final Total: $5055
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I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting likeyour father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think IES
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
If you read through all of this and don’t yet hate me, I’m impressed. Just know it was way longer when I was 15 and still had hope and be thankful I’ve decided to cut it down. Have a lovely rest of the day, you patient bastard.
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