Author has written 6 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Big Time Rush, Maximum Ride, Power Rangers, Pretty Little Liars, Victorious, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hey! I'm Ashton otherwise known as Babsy1234. I will hopefully be writing a bunch of stories but may not be able to update that much due to school. I love to talk so if you ever want to talk to me just pm me. And I think that's about it. Bye! love ya; mean it
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.
I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl who everybody no'shername, for good or for bad.
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that walks like i am proud.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT i''m also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idiot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.
I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person.
I'm the girl that doesn't WANT or NEED a boyfriend.
Im the girl who thinks boys aren't worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?
I'm also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.
When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words.
When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
When you are told "well you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this cute copy and paste it into your profile/
if you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13, iizninja (AND VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! THEY DIE!!!!), charn14,nabian8735(I'm not obsessed), harrypottergirl998, BTRandHoA, babsy1234
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.
I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try and have British accents?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.
You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.
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