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Name: HaHa you wish it's Taylor, but that's all you stalkers get.
Age: Still wishing I see, but nope not getting that either. From 13-18.
Sex: Female, Duh.
Languages: Obviously english, and a little bit of spanish.
Birthday: July 2nd.
Location: The US
Family: Divorced parents, one brother, one sister.
Favorite colors: Blue, Black, Silver, Red, and Purple. Oh and White.
Favorite Music: Paramore, Taylor Swift, Flyleaf, All Time Low, and NeverShoutNever.
I love Music, Reading, Writing, and Video Games. Swimming is my life. I spend the majority of my time doing one of these things.
Yes I am a Geek, and a nerd. I embace it.
X You own a cell phone.
X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You can skateboard
X You love the computer.
x You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You like loud music.
Your guy side
X You love hoodies.
Your girl side:
x You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Here We Go Again- Demi Lovato
Waking Up: White Horse- Taylor Swift
First Day At School: Fifteen- Taylor Swift (Couldn't have picked a better one)
Falling In Love: Emergency- Paramore
Fight Song: Move Along- All American Rejects (Kinda lame, but the lyrics fit)
Breaking Up: Feeling Sorry- Paramore (Almost Perfect)
Prom night: Brick By Boring Brick- Paramore
Life: All Around Me- Flyleaf
Mental Breakdown: Let The Flames Begin- Paramore (Fits)
Driving: Lost In Stereo- All Time Low (If you don't listen to the lyrics and just the name)
Flashback: Your Biggest Fan- NeverShoutNever
Getting back together: Smile- Avril Lavigne
Wedding: I Love You 5- NeverShoutNever (Totaly Fits)
Birth of Child: Adore- Paramore (My child will be loved)
Final Battle: Ignorance- Paramore
Funeral Song: When You're Gone- Avril Lavigne (Wow this really fits, like I couldn't pick a better song)
Final Credits: If This Was A Movie- Taylor Swift.
Wow I have alot of Paramore.
I don't always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent.
95% of people text things they would never say in person. So true.
To all of the students who drop out or failed high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.
I hate it when one string on my hoodie is longer than the other. (One time I spent like 15 minutes getting it perfect.)
Friend: Hey, remember when you had a crush on-
That moment when you want to listen to a song but can't remember the title or artist. (I hate it when this happens, whoever I ask usually makes me sing the part I know.)
Pretending to think hard when the teacher is looking at you.
That awesome moment,
Skinny friend that eats alot-
I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
You ordered a salad at McDonalds?
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
You're TEN and have an IPad? Damn, when I was your age I had an Imagination.
When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead.
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
What worries me about relligion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding.
The less you give a damn the happier you will be.
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Screw YOLO, my motto is Hakuna Matata. (I freaking love the lion king.)
Back in elementary school when you were line leader, everyone else was your bitch.
No matter how sick you are, You're never too sick to play video games!
You can't fall if you don't climb, but there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground.
Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, You didn't hear anything, And you sure as hell didn't get it from me."
Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
One good thing about music is, When it hits you, You feel no pain.
Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, My attitude depends on who you are.
Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree it will live it's whole life thinking it's stupid.
Life's a bitch, and some days it has puppies.
Sleep Social Life = Bad Grades
I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me.
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it; don't need it... (I live by this rule)
Dear sidewalk, please get wider. Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.
How fast can you guess these words
Answers: 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX You got all six wrong didn't you? (Maybe...)
People think I'm shy because I don't talk or particpate much in conversations, the truth is I don't really give a fuck what they're talking about.
MePhobia: The fear of becomeing so awesome that the human race can't handle it, and everyone dies.- I live this everyday.
It's the smallest fish in the pond that has the most room to swim.
Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be, so before you start pointing fingers make sure you're own hands are clean.
There's always a little truth behind every "Just Kidding"
We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
I trip up the stairs.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
Here I am. What are your other two wishes.
If at first you don't succeed. Sky diving is not for you.
So stick that in your juice box and suck it.
Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.
What's this thing you call "Normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG!!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "Normal"!
Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think WHO RAISED US?
When nothing goes right... Go left.
Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL?
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.
Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well perserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, totaly worn out, shotuing "Daaamn... What a ride!"
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that will not work.
Sometimes peole put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
When I die I want to die like my Grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not sceaming like all the passengers in her car.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there's footprints on the moon.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Move on it's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.
I Hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad.
I run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous.
Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you. Do you like tacos?
10 Ways to annoy people-
It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.
If life was easy... Where would all the adventures be?
Homework Hurts Trees.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good thing fall apart so better things can fall together.
Forget yesterday, live for today, and tomorrow will take care of itself.
My future is so bright, I need shades.
Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you absolutely don't deserve me at my best.
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
My Imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. (Tara also thinks I have problems too... you're not alone.)
Drink Coffee! Do dumb things faster with more energy!
In the end it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know so... Why learn?
It's true that we don't know what we've got untill we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing untill it arrives.
Life is like a movie.
If a turtle loses his shell is he naked? Or homeless? (Both)
Life hold a special magic for those who dare to dream.
Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow!
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.
Sometimes I wish I was a monkey, So I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.
Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the moment, ignore the pain. Live, Laugh, Love. Forgive and forget. Life is too short to be living with regrets.
Don't waste a minute not being happy, if one window closes run to the next or break down a door.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies...
I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things alot. I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart. My friend and I sometimes fight, and maybe somedays nothing goes right. But when I think about it and take a step back, I remeber how amazing life truly is, and that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect.
Live life as if you'll die tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live forever.
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, But it gets boring and I go back to being me.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
Smile, it's the key that fits the lock on everyone's heart.
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.
Accept what you can't change, and change what you can't accept.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift that's why it's called the present.
Be yourself, because there it no one like you.
Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain.
Stand up for what is right, even if your standing alone.
Live for the moments you can't put into words.
People change, things go wrong, but just remeber life goes on.
Dear math, How am I supposed to solve your problems when I can't even solve my own.
It takes real skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes. (I personally love muffins AND cupcakes)
In case of emergency... Run like hell!
Adults are just kids with money.
I'm not crazy, My reality is just different from yours.
Here is all you need to know about men and women... Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb.
We're so cool Ice Cubes are jelous.
I'm a bomb technician, If you see me running try to keep up.
If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your addicted to your iPod, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your parents loves to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.
If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count.
If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
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