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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride.

About Me-

Name: HaHa you wish it's Taylor, but that's all you stalkers get.

Age: Still wishing I see, but nope not getting that either. From 13-18.

Sex: Female, Duh.

Languages: Obviously english, and a little bit of spanish.

Birthday: July 2nd.

Location: The US

Family: Divorced parents, one brother, one sister.

Favorite colors: Blue, Black, Silver, Red, and Purple. Oh and White.

Favorite Music: Paramore, Taylor Swift, Flyleaf, All Time Low, and NeverShoutNever.

I love Music, Reading, Writing, and Video Games. Swimming is my life. I spend the majority of my time doing one of these things.

Yes I am a Geek, and a nerd. I embace it.


X You own a cell phone.
x You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
x You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 6/11


X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
x You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
x You have worn black lipstick.
x Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 5/9


X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5/8


X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
x You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
x You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7/10


x You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
x You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
x Your garage consists of sports equipment.
x You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 1/9


X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear/wore slip-on shoes.
x You wear/wore Vans.
x You like the band Panic! At the disco.
x You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
x Hair has been died more than 1 colour

Total: 8/10

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
x You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
x You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15/25

Your girl side:

x You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 8/23


So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Here We Go Again- Demi Lovato

Waking Up: White Horse- Taylor Swift

First Day At School: Fifteen- Taylor Swift (Couldn't have picked a better one)

Falling In Love: Emergency- Paramore

Fight Song: Move Along- All American Rejects (Kinda lame, but the lyrics fit)

Breaking Up: Feeling Sorry- Paramore (Almost Perfect)

Prom night: Brick By Boring Brick- Paramore

Life: All Around Me- Flyleaf

Mental Breakdown: Let The Flames Begin- Paramore (Fits)

Driving: Lost In Stereo- All Time Low (If you don't listen to the lyrics and just the name)

Flashback: Your Biggest Fan- NeverShoutNever

Getting back together: Smile- Avril Lavigne

Wedding: I Love You 5- NeverShoutNever (Totaly Fits)

Birth of Child: Adore- Paramore (My child will be loved)

Final Battle: Ignorance- Paramore

Funeral Song: When You're Gone- Avril Lavigne (Wow this really fits, like I couldn't pick a better song)

Final Credits: If This Was A Movie- Taylor Swift.

Wow I have alot of Paramore.

Favorite Quotes:

I don't always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent.

95% of people text things they would never say in person. So true.

To all of the students who drop out or failed high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.

I hate it when one string on my hoodie is longer than the other. (One time I spent like 15 minutes getting it perfect.)

Friend: Hey, remember when you had a crush on-
Me: Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up!

That moment when you want to listen to a song but can't remember the title or artist. (I hate it when this happens, whoever I ask usually makes me sing the part I know.)

Pretending to think hard when the teacher is looking at you.

That awesome moment,
When teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life,
And end up wasting half the class period.

Skinny friend that eats alot-
WHY DON'T YOU GET FAT!? (That would be me and some of my friends, we always joke about how obese we should be)

Good thing you told me this I thought we all lived twice.

I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.

You ordered a salad at McDonalds?
Wow, you must really care about your health. (I always get 1 McChicken, 1 McDouble, 1 small fry, and 1 small real fruit smoothie so I can at least pretend I'm being somewhat healthy.)

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

You're TEN and have an IPad? Damn, when I was your age I had an Imagination.

When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead.

I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.

What worries me about relligion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding.

The less you give a damn the happier you will be.

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases from being shared.

Screw YOLO, my motto is Hakuna Matata. (I freaking love the lion king.)

Back in elementary school when you were line leader, everyone else was your bitch.

No matter how sick you are, You're never too sick to play video games!

You can't fall if you don't climb, but there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground.

Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, You didn't hear anything, And you sure as hell didn't get it from me."

Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
Boring: A word stupid people use to describe smart people.

One good thing about music is, When it hits you, You feel no pain.

Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, My attitude depends on who you are.

Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree it will live it's whole life thinking it's stupid.

Life's a bitch, and some days it has puppies.

Sleep Social Life = Bad Grades
Good Grades Sleep = No Social Life
Good Grades Social Life = No Sleep

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me.
Bitch what if I was freestyling?

Asking for

Lazy Rule: Can't reach it; don't need it... (I live by this rule)

Dear sidewalk, please get wider. Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.

How fast can you guess these words
1. BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3. F_ _K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

Answers: 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX You got all six wrong didn't you? (Maybe...)

People think I'm shy because I don't talk or particpate much in conversations, the truth is I don't really give a fuck what they're talking about.

MePhobia: The fear of becomeing so awesome that the human race can't handle it, and everyone dies.- I live this everyday.

It's the smallest fish in the pond that has the most room to swim.

Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be, so before you start pointing fingers make sure you're own hands are clean.

There's always a little truth behind every "Just Kidding"
A little knowledge behind every "I don't know"
A little emotion behind every "I don't care"
And a little pain behind every "It's okay"

We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.

I trip up the stairs.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

Here I am. What are your other two wishes.

If at first you don't succeed. Sky diving is not for you.

So stick that in your juice box and suck it.

Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.

What's this thing you call "Normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG!!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "Normal"!

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think WHO RAISED US?

When nothing goes right... Go left.

Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL?

Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.

I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well perserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, totaly worn out, shotuing "Daaamn... What a ride!"

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that will not work.

Sometimes peole put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

When I die I want to die like my Grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not sceaming like all the passengers in her car.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there's footprints on the moon.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Move on it's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.

I Hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad.

I run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous.

Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you. Do you like tacos?

10 Ways to annoy people-
1. Name your dog 'dog'.
2. Yell random numbers while someone is counting.
3. Begin all of your sentences with 'ooh la la'
4. Speak only in a 'robot' voice.
5. Wear your pants backwards
6. Ask people what gender they are.
7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend'.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Mow your lawn with scissors.
10. Honk and wave to strangers.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

If life was easy... Where would all the adventures be?

Homework Hurts Trees.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good thing fall apart so better things can fall together.

Forget yesterday, live for today, and tomorrow will take care of itself.

My future is so bright, I need shades.

Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you absolutely don't deserve me at my best.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

My Imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. (Tara also thinks I have problems too... you're not alone.)

Drink Coffee! Do dumb things faster with more energy!

In the end it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know so... Why learn?

It's true that we don't know what we've got untill we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing untill it arrives.
It's not true that we don't know what we've got untill it's gone. We knew exactly what we had, we just never thought we'd lose it. (I thought these should go together.)

Life is like a movie.
If you are sad- Drama
If you are afraid- Suspense
If you are angry- Action
When you look at the mirror- Horror
Now that you're smiling- That's Comedy

If a turtle loses his shell is he naked? Or homeless? (Both)

Life hold a special magic for those who dare to dream.

Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow!

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

Sometimes I wish I was a monkey, So I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.

Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the moment, ignore the pain. Live, Laugh, Love. Forgive and forget. Life is too short to be living with regrets.

Don't waste a minute not being happy, if one window closes run to the next or break down a door.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies...
Welcome to the dark side... Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things alot. I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes I have a broken heart. My friend and I sometimes fight, and maybe somedays nothing goes right. But when I think about it and take a step back, I remeber how amazing life truly is, and that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect.

Live life as if you'll die tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live forever.

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, But it gets boring and I go back to being me.

Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

Smile, it's the key that fits the lock on everyone's heart.

Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.

Accept what you can't change, and change what you can't accept.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift that's why it's called the present.

Be yourself, because there it no one like you.

Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain.

Stand up for what is right, even if your standing alone.

Live for the moments you can't put into words.

People change, things go wrong, but just remeber life goes on.

Dear math, How am I supposed to solve your problems when I can't even solve my own.

It takes real skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes. (I personally love muffins AND cupcakes)

In case of emergency... Run like hell!

Adults are just kids with money.

I'm not crazy, My reality is just different from yours.

Here is all you need to know about men and women... Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb.

We're so cool Ice Cubes are jelous.

I'm a bomb technician, If you see me running try to keep up.

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your addicted to your iPod, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your parents loves to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Pretend or Not Pretend? by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang had this "stalker" for 2 months. Desperate to get her off his back, he grabs a random 18-year-old girl. But, Max will be Fang's "girlfriend" if he pays her. That works between them. Will their "love" more than pretend? WARNING: HIDDEN LOVE SCENES
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Out of Sight, Out of Mind reviews
Max knows exactly what she wants to do. She'll graduate high school in the town where she grew up, then she'll go to college, and then she'll start a career in either art or music. But when her mostly absentee father decides to go to Florida with his wife to raise their new kid Max is stuck living with a mother she thought was dead for most of her life... Full Summary Inside...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Max, Fang
Fallen Star reviews
Max is the international superstar, Maximum whose in a band with Monique- Nudge, Angela- Angel, and Isabella- Ella. after an attempt was made on their lives Jeb, their father and manager sends them off to live with Dr. Martinez, Ella and Max's mother who they have never really met, in a beautiful costal town in California. Rated T for Language and Sexual Innuendos.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Fang, Max
The Truth About Change reviews
Things change, it's an almost certifiable fact. No matter how much you don't want them to, they change, and sometimes it isn't for the better. Basically Max is going back to the beach house where her dad died with her sister and her sister's new husband. Will she run into a certain dark haired stranger that tried to save her dad's life? Probably. No wings, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Fang, Max
90210 It's Not What You Would Imagine reviews
Max is the daughter of the famous movie star Jeb Batchelder, which sounds great right? Wrong. She was practically raised by her nanny Valencia, her real mom ran off to only god knows where to 'find herself'. To top it all of her dad, who she refuses to call 'dad', is getting remarried to some blond bimbo who is barely old enough to drink just because he forgot to wear a condom. AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Max, Fang