Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Please Read: I was recently contacted by another author stating that a charity fandom was set up using my penname for one of the people. This is a scam, do not donate money to them and do not send them any of your work!!
I work a full time job, attempt to be a half decent wife and a mom to two dogs who believe they're children. In between all of that I write, of course writing usually takes precedence to the wife thing so yeah... I have a blog where you can ask questions, get updates and see pictures of my insanely attractive characters. I just started it so let's see how it works out. You can find it at www. leadmeintotemptation.worpress. com .
My Twilight obsession isn't really an obsession, I don't own anything Twilight related besides the books and movies and I did have two posters that my mom bought me when I was 17 but I left those behind when I moved out and they now hang in my 14 year old sisters room. I do love these characters though, with a little tweaking on Bella's part.
Things about me that will make you hate me:
I actually hate the Twilight books, I feel like they are badly written and I don't like that they portray a 16 year old girl who can't do anything without her boyfriend. Hey, I understand love, I fell in love with my LO at 17 and when we broke up I thought my world was ending but I didn't sit in my room for four months, probably because we were only broken up for two days, instead I went and got a tattoo and shit faced drunk; as should everyone! (Not really.) The movies were...ehh...you could tell they were low budget and kinda sucked but my wife and I have Twilight marathons at our house just about every month. I do love Breaking Dawn though, no bones about it. (Movie, not book.)
I'm extremely sarcastic and have some obsessed need to correct peoples grammar when talking to them. This has earned me the nickname 'Teach' at work.
I hate stories that have over 30 chapters, what the hell are you doing?! Write a damn sequel like the rest of the world. When I see a story that has 102 chapters I cringe because I could never imagine reading or writing that long of a story. Probably because all of my chapters are 4,000 words.
I don't care for drabbles but that's because I'm way to obsessed with plot and going deeper into what people are thinking, hence they Psychology degree, and I could never imagine writing a chapter with only 100 words. It wouldn't happen.
I'm extremely outspoken and my mother has been telling me since I was five that I lack a filter. You know that thing that keeps what you're thinking from coming out of your mouth? Yeah, I don't have one and apparently that's frowned upon.
I feel like there is no such thing as being able to beta your own work because you always know what you meant to say so your mind is always going to jump over it. I read my stories obsessively, I'm talking ten to twelve times after they're completed trying to catch all the typos but alas, I'm not perfect and I don't have a beta so they will be there.
You can follow my insanely lame Twitter account here:
https:// twitter. com/ParisSyndrome
When I do tweet, it's hilarious. At least I think it is. And probably vulgar.
Also, my smlog (smutty blog) for my stories that I fail to update regularly is:
leadmeintotemptation . wordpress. com
I have another account for Twilight and the penname is ForIHaveSinned, I have forgotten the password and email attached to that account so I am uploading the story Comedy or Tragedy under this name. Just a heads up that it isn't plagiarized or stolen, it's mine!
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