Ni'Rala vas Qwib Qwib
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Joined 03-20-12, id: 3832962, Profile Updated: 10-24-20
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, My Little Pony, Mass Effect, Star Wars, and Quintessential Quintuplets/五等分の花嫁.

Welcome to the bridge of the Qwib-Qwib! I am your host/author/helmsman, Ni'Rala Vas Qwib-Qwib!

Here we do all sorts of things, from piloting the Qwib-Qwib, running drills on the Qwib-Qwib, annoying the Admiral on the Qwib-Qwib, you get the idea!

Oh, you're here for stories? Well I've got some for you! Right now my major work is The Road To Paradise, an epic crossover between Naruto and Mass Effect where Naruto joins Shepard to help fight the Collectors and save the galaxy from the Reapers! It has laughs, tears, and those small moments that matter between friends. Vignettes Along The Road To Paradise is a series of short stories set in the larger story, from history to tiny moments that don't fit into normal chapters.

Though that story does not feature an ultra OP Naruto. If you want a Naruto who is basically god, I recommend my other work, NINJAS IN SPACE! Short but sweet, with a lethal dosage of CRACK!

Next up is Ripples of the Rinnegan. It's a tale of Naruto awakening the rinnegan in the forest of death and his struggle as the wielder of the most powerful bloodline on earth.

For comedy, I've written The Hero The Council Deserves, starring none other than Shepard's number one fanboy, Conrad Verner.

For a darker tale, The Will Of The Force tells of an abandoned Naruto returning to the Leaf after being nurtured by the Dark Side of the Force.

Finally we have One Fine New Years Eve, a MLP FIM story and an adorable slice of life piece among friends.

Below I will brief you on the progress of my next chapter, and an estimated publishing date if available.

Burning The Midnight Oil: Chapter 30: Estimated Publishing Date: TBD

The Road To Paradise: Chapter 35 - Jessie: Writing 0/10, Revising 0/10, Estimated Publishing Date: TBD

The Will of the Force: Chapter 14 - Into Darkness : Writing 0/10, Revising 0/10, Estimated Publishing Date: TBD

I hope to share this wonderful world of fiction with you, and hope that we enjoy our journey!

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A Scholar's travels with a Witcher by Spike368 reviews
Sent out to gather the knowledge of the real world. A young scholar from the University of Oxenfurt finds a wounded Witcher on the steps to the inn where he was staying. So he starts gathering the material for his journals. Rated T for language I will be publishing this story on Royal Road /profile/349358
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 185 - Words: 4,160,671 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/22/2016 - OC - Complete
Distorted Reality by Ogro reviews
[Complete] Three years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes. [Canon divergent from The Day of Black Sun; working on editing earlier chapters] [Cover art by Axxonu from the Distorted Reality webcomic, used with permission]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 678,615 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 12/17/2022 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Azula - Complete
Moonlight by StarCatTibalt reviews
Fuutarou has made his choice, but was it for the right reasons? When secrets are revealed followed by an unfortunate turn of events, the quints will face the consequences of their actions while Fuutarou will learn a very hard lesson of what it truly means to love someone. Story ABANDONED for new version, The Quintessential Quintuplets COMPLETE. Please read latest update.
Quintessential Quintuplets/五等分の花嫁 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/15/2022 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Futaro U., Nino N., Yotsuba N.
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,528 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 2/11/2005
On Your Shore by Shandy reviews
AU: After 10 years in the quiet of Besaid, Yuna, under the guardianship of Auron, is taken to Zanarkand. The city of Blitzball, the city of lights... the city of her dreams. TxY
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,763 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Tidus, Yuna
The Hidden Continent by Abstracted reviews
(Formerly Telos) The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 203,967 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 661,151 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37170 - Favs: 31,362 - Follows: 22,772 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5807 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 5,687 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect 3: After the Fall and Other Stories by FenrisMarine reviews
Hello all, this is a fanmade epilogue for ME3; assumes Paragon Male Shep, romanced Tali, destroyed the reapers at the end. This does not rewrite the provided Bioware endings... just tries to "recover" them as much as possible
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
Manipulations by akg.writes reviews
There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 372,788 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
The Green Beast of Hogwarts by RokuHino reviews
We all know what Harry would be like if he was raised by the Uchiha's...or Kakashi...or Naruto...or even Sakura. But what if he'd been raised by the Spandex Beast himself? Maito Gai. Drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P., Gai M.
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After rejoining the Normandy, Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely. Fearing Cerberus influence, she enlists the other members of the original SR-1 crew for a quest to uncover Shepard's deepest, darkest secret. Features Garrus, Tali, Joker, Doctor Chakwas, and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 19715 - Favs: 11,653 - Follows: 8,897 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6714 - Favs: 15,105 - Follows: 6,340 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Spending Eternity by randomcat23 reviews
Post Game. Complete. “This whole eternity thing is really going to suck with all you old guys.” Short scenes between Tidus, Jecht, Braska and Auron in the Farplane.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Tidus, Jecht - Complete
Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by Mayonaka no Ame reviews
Near the end of her pilgrimage, Yuna decides she needs to extract a little more from life. One guardian is more than willing to help, til the end. An inevitable end made all the more horrifying, because she dared to love him.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,841 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Tidus, Yuna
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! by LightningHunter reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 8,918 - Follows: 5,392 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 447 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 5,682 - Follows: 919 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
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Burning The Midnight Oil reviews
One small case of good intentions can bring forth spectacular change, or unmitigated disaster. Or both, in their case. But if things don't all come crashing down, the night might just belong to them. FutaroXNino. Rated for smut/erotica. (Arc 1: 1-14; Arc 2: 15-31; Arc 3: 32-present)
Quintessential Quintuplets/五等分の花嫁 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 281,117 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/24/2022 - Published: 3/5/2019 - [Nino N., Futaro U.]
The Road To Paradise reviews
Heroes tend to build a reputation after saving the world. In Naruto's case, it reached to the stars, to the attention of those in need of the best to do the impossible. Now Naruto faces new trials and adventures, joining Commander Shepard's team in the fight to stop the Collectors, and ending the Reaper threat before the galaxy is too far gone to save. NaruTali past NaruHina, AU
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 423,273 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 6/24/2021 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Tali'Zorah] Shepard
The Will Of The Force reviews
The galaxy is full of undiscovered worlds teeming with life. And everywhere there is the Force. On one of these worlds, the Force prepares to assert its will. It begins with a boy left to die. In his darkest moment the dark side reaches out and nurtures him. When he finally returns to his village, what good will remain, if any is left at all? Dark!Naruto one-sided HinaNaru
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,345 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 12/16/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U.
The Hero The Council Deserves reviews
...but definitely not the one it needs right now! Conrad Verner is here to kick asses and worship Shepard...and he's all outta Shepards! Joined by his 'trusty' companions, the Biotic God, a quarian slave and others, he's off to save the galaxy! It'll be along journey. But don't worry, his wife packed sandwiches!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Conrad V., Blasto, Charr
Vignettes Along The Road To Paradise reviews
A series of short stories set in the universe to my main story, The Road To Paradise. NaruTali, past NaruHina
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Naruto U., Tali'Zorah] J. Garson, Shepard
One Fine New Year's Eve reviews
While meeting with her friends on New Year's Eve they discover that Twilight has never been in a snowball fight. Spike and the Mane 6 set out to rectify this immediately. What could possibly go wrong?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Ripples Of The Rinnegan reviews
The Rinnegan: the eyes of almighty god. Whoever awakens these eyes shall bring great change to the Shinobi World. Years after vanishing into myth, Naruto Uzumaki activates his eyes and brings the legend to life. Will he rise above the world to save it, or drown in the calamity he will create?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Danzō S.
NINJAS IN SPACE! reviews
On their journey to save the galaxy, Shepard finds himself vastly overshadowed by his strange new recruit... Publishers warning: lethal dosage of CRACK!
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Naruto U., Shepard - Complete