Name - George :P
Gender - FEMALE (don't let the fake name fool you)
Age - *insert complex math equation that dont tell you squat*
Favorite Color - which one? There is silver, green, red, blue, black pretty much any and all colors but pink, any shade of pink
Fandoms - Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Indiana Jones, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and others I choose not to name
About me - I have a very dysfunctional relationship with books... Books are abusive, emotionally and physical. I have stubbed my toes on books then any other thing!
This is Bunny.
"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
Authors that deserve recognition
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In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
In Remembrance to Dobby,
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Promise to Remember
I promise to remember Harry,
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron,
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione,
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily,
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise to remember Moony,
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape,
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa,
When I'd do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks,
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy,
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful,
For Moody's sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid,
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville,
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders,
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
Harry and Lupin's conversation:
Harry: Are you really a werewolf?
Lupin: Yes Harry.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?!
Lupin: All the time.
Harry: O-o What?
If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!
I promise to remember Tonks
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
62.442 of all percentages are made up on the spot. Including this one. Copy and paste this if you believe me for those 2 seconds. Change the percentage to something else first.
Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I rent a boat, save your stupid behind and demand that you pay for the boat.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. (Go chocolate!)
When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
How can I miss you if you never left?
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Tell the truth and run.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and let Life wonder how you did it.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?
When I'm at Deaths door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad.
Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap that person upside the head.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
My favorite word is sarcasm.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
If at first you don't succeed, hide all the evidence that you've tried.
Smile. It confuses people.
Forgive your enemies, it is what irritates them most.
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?
Sticks and Stones can break my bones, But words can hurt my inner child.
A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman,"
It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...
Love your enemies, it pisses them off.
And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!!
It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Never regret what once made you smile.
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.
Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.
When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.
At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.
I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.
I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either.
One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.
I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
Best friends VS Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Repost this if you agree
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
You often say stuff like “have you ever noticed that ‘deliver’ could mean like someone’s liver?”
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
What is my Patronus
652 other people got this result! That's 45%
Phoenix patronus's are very rare. You must be very powerful. You are a true and loyal friend until the end. No one would ever dare disrespect you, or try and push your freinds around. You are the kind person touched by God or the gods (Whichever religion you prefer)
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