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My idols/people I want to be like when I grow up are: Demi Lovato, because she is SO strong! I'm not kidding! She is like, a legend! GO DEMI! STAY STRONG! Next, my mom, because she is so nice, and helpful. Finally my best friends! Those three are so nice and friendly and helpful!


Hobbies: 1. I love to play my guitar, I just am in heaven when I play her. I let my emotions out when I do too. 2. I love to write! That's why I'm here! I personally don't think I'm as good as me playing guitar, but I still love to do it. 3. Read! 4. RUN!

Pets: I have a dog named Rocky, and I love him to pieces too! He is a shitzu, and he looks a little like cookie dough or rocky road ice cream! I also have a dog named Brandi. She is a German Sheperd, and she is very sweet, just not to strangers...

Favorite Colors: Purple, yellow, and blue. Isn't that a weird mix? :D


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


Crazy Labels:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.


Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.)


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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

I love Jesus, Jesus love love love love love love love loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile.


This is really sweet and nice...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

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So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

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Like Wind Through My Heart! by Izzyboopers reviews
Nancy arrives at Shadow Ranch in Arizona, to find that her friends and the owners of the ranch are nowhere to be found. Left alone with the three ranch hands, including the very cute Dave Gregory, she discovers a strange mystery surrounding a phantom horse and an old love story with a hidden treasure. Will Nancy find herself in her own love story or will her story end like Dirk's?
Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,070 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Nancy D., Dave G.]
The Deadly Song by keelykelly reviews
Frank and Joe are posing as 'wanna be' rockstars to investigate a mystery for the Network. When they swing through River Heights, they meet up with Nancy and recruit her help on the case. Ned and Callie aren't too thrilled about their dates spending too much time together.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,584 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014
Frozen Stiff by Arieta75 reviews
Nancy Drew and her friends Bess and George expected a fun vacation at a ski resort, but when they find a dead body on a trail Nancy can't resist the lure of a mystery. Frank and Joe Hardy are on a mission to stop a saboteur at an upscale resort. After running into Nancy, they realize their cases are more closely entwined than they first thought. Contains F/N romance & fluff.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,746 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Frank H., Joe H., Nancy D., Bess M.
Chasing Dreams by NancyDfan reviews
Sucky title - but this is an AE to the Nancy Drew game TOT. Major spoilers inside! Nancy finds her theories have been demolished and discovers feelings for someone she never planned to have.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Nancy D., Scott V.
What's Left by adorkablyashley reviews
Colin Baxter could not get Nancy out of his head. He felt terrible about not explaining why he left or explaining how he truly feels. So he loads up and heads to River Heights to try to win her heart, but when he shows up he is thrown into a mystery that has Nancy's emotions on edge, can he help her solve the case and win her affections? Or will he just make things worse?
Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Colin B., Nancy D.
Nancy Drew: The Deadly Plot Device by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy goes to Colorado, to solve the murder of Niko Jovic. A humorous version of "The Deadly Device".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 18,893 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Nancy D., Ryan K., Victor L., Mason Q. - Complete
Train 13 by precious-shosh reviews
Old timers still talk about Jake Hurley's legendary gold strike and how folks found his private train abandoned in Blue Moon Canyon. It's now up to Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys to crack a century old case and keep the mystery on the tracks. Romance is also blossoming between Nancy and Frank ;) A slightly altered version of the Nancy Drew PC game 'Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013
Damage Control by KatieMatlinIsMySpiritAnimal reviews
She's losing her weight. She's losing her mind. When an old acquaintance whom she wants nothing to do with discovers her anorexia, Emma realizes that he'll stop at nothing to keep her from losing one more thing: her life. May trigger eating disorder patients. Mentions of cutting. Takes place around Our Lips are Sealed. Jemma. Very small mentions of Pemma, Sparcy, and Palex.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Jay H., Emma N.
Chocolate Covered Mishaps by Wendy A.S. Cole reviews
Drabble series set during ToT. What! Scott doesn't like chocolate? Well, Nancy is determined to change his mind about that. Unfortunately doing so turns out to be much harder than she imagined. Warning: Contains major spoilers for entire game.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 233 - Words: 29,417 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Scott V., Nancy D. - Complete
Alone With You by NancyDfan reviews
Scott struggles with his feelings for Nancy. Post TOT with no spoilers :)
Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Nancy D., Scott V. - Complete
Situations to Solve by catlover1033 reviews
Nancy Drew is facing a new problem, one involving moving her family forward from their past, a murder case, and a very stubborn Frank Hardy. As danger and conflict escalate, the whole family, including Joe, Vanessa, Fenton, and Laura, are left wondering how and if they'll make it through all this. Sequel to Moving Forward. T for mild language & violence. Please Read & Review! :)
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,751 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Nancy D., Frank H. - Complete
Shadow Stalker by zion'sbeauty reviews
Nancy Drew is on a new case dealing with a stalker, with one exception, she's the one being stalked! Carson sends her to stay with the Hardy Boys for protection, but with her every move being watched how protected is she really? FH/ND, JH/BM, CM/GF
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,426 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Nancy D., Frank H., Joe H., Bess M.
Let It Be Me by iluvlove87 reviews
Emma is in an abusive relationship, but her friends and family are too busy to see it. The only person who does notice is the very last one Emma thought would ever actually care. Jay wants to help, but Emma is convinced that everything is fine. He tries to get through to her but it might not be soon enough.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,518 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Emma N., Jay H. - Complete
Moving Forward by catlover1033 reviews
When Frank runs into Nancy years after their last case, he realizes right away that something isn't right. But what's going on, and can he help Nancy, if she'll even let him? And will Nancy be able to move on from her past choices and trust Frank? Rated T for some language and abuse. Read and Review! No flames please! Now Complete!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,241 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Nancy D., Frank H. - Complete
Nancy Drew: Secrets Can Chill by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy Drew has been asked to solve a murder mystery in Paseo Del Mar High School! Too bad her sidekick, Detective B, is kind of useless. A humorous retelling of "Nancy Drew: Secrets Can Kill Remastered".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
Blinded to the Truth by Really Cinderella reviews
Two years after her painful case at Shadow Ranch, Nancy Drew has become a wiser, hardened, stronger, and more street-smart detective. However will she learn in this mystery full of heartbreak, shock, secrets, and scandal that even she has blind spots? This is an alternative end to the game The Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon and is rated for mild violence and angst.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012
With A Vengeance by Lady Emily reviews
The Hardy boys run into Nancy Drew under a strange and sad set of circumstances.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,319 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Nancy D., Frank H. - Complete
Weirdness at Waverly Academy by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy goes to Waverly Academy, where she is overwhelmed by the other students, challenging puzzles, and keeping her real identity a secret. A humorous version of "Warnings at Waverly Academy".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Complete
Secrets of the Past, Present, and Future by Really Cinderella reviews
A confusing treasure hunt, secret admirer, ghost horse, tragic love story, and heartbreaking loss. Can this case be too much for Nancy Drew? An alternative ending to the game The Secret of Shadow Ranch. Rated for violence and angst.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Obama Love Hot Dog by VelociraptorDoctor reviews
Obama has lost his faith in the American people, and is losing sleep. In his torment, he seeks solace in the steamy embrace of a Chicago style hot dog.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Jealousy Kills by GameOfAlex1307 reviews
Alternate Ending For "The Final Scene" Nancy/Brady One-Shot Brady goes a little over board when he realizes he loves Nancy and will do anything to make her his, even kill. SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME!
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Syllogism by Lady Emily reviews
Water, water, everywhere and not a drop to drink... [NancyJoe oneshot]
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Nancy D., Joe H. - Complete
My Weakness by ENSC28 reviews
A new story with Emma Jay and of course, Sean. Sean returns to Degrassi to find Emma and Jay are dating.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Emma N., Sean C. - Complete