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I'm going to make a fresh start on fanfiction and make good stories I hope.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN TWDG CHARACTERS FROM SEASON 1 AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Lee

2. Kenny

3. Clementine

4. Ben

5. Omid

6. Carley

7. Mark

8. Doug

9. Christa

10. Chuck

What would you do if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Lee: Daniel!

Me: What?

Lee: WHERES CLEMENTINE?!

Me: I dunno

Clementine: Is hiding under my bed

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering

Me: I don't want a Male OC X Kenny! (Throws stuff at him)

Kenny: Sorry! ouch!

Me: Go spy on Sarita taking a shower!

Sarita: Wait what?

Kenny: I'm gonna enjoy this. ;)

Number 4 announces he or she's maryying number 9 tomorrow

Me: Clem! If you marry Vince, you will have numerous rule 34 pictures! Rule 34 is the reason I don't like Cluke!

Number 5 cooks you dinner

Bonnie: *Gives pancakes

Me: I LUV YOU!

Number 6 is next to you on the beach, sleeping

Omid: Mr. Teddi...why are you...

Me: He's been doing this for a hour.

Omid: Fucking...Christa...

Teddi: BECAUSE I CAN!

Me: WTF!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be a part of your family

Me: Am I related to Harry Potter because Mark looks a lot like Harry Potter.

Mark: Since?

Me: Since you were made.

Mark: I will shove my firebolt up your ass-

Me: I KNEW IT! HE IS HARRY POTTER!

Mark: Fuck.

Number 8 got in the hospital somehow

Me: Carley what happened?

Carley: I put the batteries in wrong

Me: Who did you ask for advice?

Carley: Ben

Number 9 made fun of your friends

Me: I shall slay thou with a golden starfish, BISH!

Number 10 ignored you all the time

Me: Is it because I didn't share a cooke?

Shel: It's because you took a piss on Becca while she slept.

Me: Shel...She SUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

Two Serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Matthew: eats peanut butter

Me: We're fucked.

-Guys arrive-

Carver Cockblock: I shall kill you by cockblocking thou!

Troy TwatShart: Yeah!

Matthew: Goes super saiyan and destroys them with two pokes.

Me: YOU SAVED ME! NOW I CAN WATCH TWD SECRET STUFF!

You're on vacation with 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Lee: I'm gonna have to cut you out!

Me: IM NOT IN A BEARTRAP!

Lee: Hacker!

Me: We're NOT in the.. Oh fuck...

It's your birthday. What does 3 give you?

Kenny: Happy birthday!

Me: Kenny flakes?

Kenny: At least I didn't shit in your cereal.

Jane: My cereal tastes like shit.

Me: Oh the irony...

You're stuck in a house thats on fire. What does 4 do?

Clem: Goes badass mode and saves meh

You are about to do something that will make you extremely embarrased. What does 5 do

Bonnie: If you complete this ill kiss you!

Me: All right ill do it!

Bonnie: :)

You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?

Matthew: Yay! Daniel is getting married to a pretty girl!

Me: She is very pretty!

Shel: :)

You got dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Mark: Reluctantly acts like Harry Potter

Me: YOU FORGOT THE MUSIC!

You compete in a tournament. How does number 9 do to support you?

Vince: Stabs people who are booing.

Me: That doesn't make me feel good in the slightest.

Vince: *Glares and holds up knife*

Me: It makes me feel great!

Vince: Good...

You can't stop laughing. What does number 10 do?

Shel: Laughs with Daniel and kisses him on the cheek.

Me: I love today.

Number 2 tells you of his/her deeply hidden love for number 9

Me: Two badasses dating? Ok then.

You're dating number 3 and he or she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

Kenny's dad: Boats.

Me: I love this family already.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does this mean?

Me: WHY ALL THE CLEMXVINCE SHIT!

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: I dunno. I'd like to kiss Bonnie.

Bonnie: Really?

Me: Yep

Bonnie: Then you shall

Me: :D

Number 6 appears to be a player breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: WHY OMID!

Omid: I've been possessed by the evil Teddi!

Me: Your cat?

Omid: He's the hypno toad in disguise

You just got a new haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind.

Mark: Why my hair cut?

Me: SO WE CAN BOTH BE HARRY POTTER!

Mark: -_-

Number 8 thinks he or she will never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell them?

Me: Go out with Doug! He likes you!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confess their love by sending an Email. Now What?

Me: Since when is Vince gay and shy?

Vince: SINCE THIS FUCKING THING WAS MADE!

Me: You seemed pretty happy about marrying Clem.

Vince:...Fuck.

You spot 10 and 1 kissing. What is your reaction?

Me: MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU!

Matthew: I'm sorry Daniel!

Shel: I'm also sorry Daniel!

Matthew: Will a jar of peanut butter and sex with Shel make up for it?

Me: Yep.

3 and 4 have been inside a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: WHY IS INCEST SO COMMON NOW!

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Matthew: I don't know.

Omid: We are small

Me: Small dicks?

Omid: Fuck you

Would 2 trust 5?

Lee: I would

Bonnie: That's nice!

Me: I TRUST BOTH!

4 is Bored and pokes 10.

Shel: Stop poking me or i'll get Becca

Me: Run Clem, you don't want Becca!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick?

Bonnie: Cooking.

Matthew: History

Me: For what, wait let me guess...Peanut Butter...

Matthew: No, it's bananas

Me: Because-

Matthew: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER TIME!

Me: -_-

If 6 and 3 could make dinner, what would they make?

Omid: We need to make edible history books!

Kenny: No we need to make edible Boats and Urbanz!

Me: Racist Cannibal alert!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Vince: A ninja!

Me: Makes sense

Mark: A scientist. Wait my degree is not valid?!

Me: I changed it.

Mark: To?

Me: Hogwarts!

9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girl would look like

Omid: It's beautiful!

Becca: I can do better!

Vince: Fus ro bitch slap! *Slaps Becca*

Me: Falatity!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What are they talking about.

Me: Vince...I will kick you if you kiss her...

1 accidentally kicked 10.

Matthew: I don't want the Becca punishment!

2 sends a message to his/her bf/gf, but 9 accidentally got it. What would happen

Lee: The badass couple returns

Me: I KNEW IT!

5 and 6 do a workout together.

Omid: I am getting a workout from being chased by Teddi!

Bonnie: Doing yoga

Me: I get 10 dollars if I don't stare at Bonnie's great ass.

6 noticed they werent invited to your birthday.

Me: HOW COULD I NOT INVITE THE BROMID!

7 won the lottery

Me: What ya gonna buy?

Mark: A magic wand

Me: YOU ARE HARRY POTTER! I WAS-

Mark: To mute you

Me: -_-

8 had quite a secret.

Carley: Im with Doug

Me: HELL FUCKIN YEAH!

9 became a singer

Me: What you gonna sing Vince?

Vince: A classic song by Beethoven

Me: It doesn't have lyrics

Vince: I added some

Me: What do you have?

Vince: Ask again and I will cut you

10 got a daughter.

Me: MY DAUGHTER IS EMILY!

What would 1 think of 2

Matthew: If he has Peanut Butter i'm gonna be his best friend

How would 3 greet 4.

Kenny: CLEM!

Clem: What?

Kenny: WHERE'S URBAN!

Clem: -_- He's dead

Kenny: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

What would 4 envy about 5?

Clem: How I don't stab people in the back.

Bonnie: I regret it

Clem: GOOD!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Bonnie: Marry me Omid!

Me: Glares at Omid with a look that says: Say no or I will cut you.

Omid: No.

Me: Good...

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Omid: We don't have much in common but we are both nice people.

Me: I agree completely

Omid: Considering the fact that he is Harry's Potter twin

Mark: NOT YOU TOO!

Omid: (Puts on sunglasses) Deal with it.

Random guy: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Mark: My birthday present was a broomstick, a stone, and a owl. WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME WITH HOGWARTS SHIT?!

Where would 8 and 9 meet?

Carley: At a newstation to discuss Vince murdering a random guy

Vince: HIS NAME WAS SANJAY!

Carley: His name was Sanjay?

Vince: I hate the show!

Carley: I also hate Sanjay and Craig.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10

Vince: I love you

Shel: Awwwwwwwww

Me: WHAT U SAY?!

Shel: SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vince: (Runs like hell with me following him with chainsaw)

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Shel: Him finding peanut butter smearing on Becca's jacket, it's currently stained

Matthew: Not anymore

Becca: SHEL! THERE'S A GUY LICKING MY JACKET!

Matthew: GO TO YOUR CUPBOARD!

Is 3 gay?

Kenny: No! I'm straight!

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