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Joined 03-20-12, id: 3834269, Profile Updated: 01-09-13
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Gravity Falls, Trylle Trilogy, and Homestuck.

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Yaoi is my drug, I have many dealers.

Homestuck is my religion, Hussie is my god.

I live in the world of fantasy and cosplay is my personality.

And someday I'll have my own Dave Strider. My own harmony...

Or at least that's all I can hope for.

I was born on the day of AxelRoxas x3

In the month of Luxord (explains why I like cards xD)

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Saix

And I'm DemyZexion year's old

If you get this, put it in your own profile with your info

I take requests, if they fit these requirements:

-In one of my fandoms(Kingdom Hearts, Homestuck, Vocaloid, Black Butler)

-A yaoi pairing

-And if you give me valid details.

I'll do just about anything. I like the weird stuffs

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Broke by eMuffinator reviews
Human!Stuck: John's bullies are getting worse and worse - and one day, one of them goes way too far. But luckily, John's friend is always there for him. Rated M for violence, explicit language/themes, and possible later smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/20/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Letters to Riku by live.die.be reviews
Six months after their return to Destiny Islands, Riku disappeared. Ever since then, Sora has been writing letters to Riku. Post KH2 SoRiku. It has a chapter every day, for 366 days. This also has plot, it isn't just stand alone drabbles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 173 - Words: 99,637 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sora, Riku
Trapped by Lyon.The.Demon reviews
Sora has been kidnapped and held hostage by none other than Axel himself, who wants nothing more than his boyfriend Roxas back. But when he realizes he can't have Roxas, how far will each of them go to learn to love again? What happens when it's just not that easy? HARD CORE YAOI&SEX. GRAPHIC NATURE. Rape, Angst, AxelxSora, AxelxRoxas, AxelxDemyx. Set in the middle of KH2. Review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,983 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Axel, Sora
A new form, A New life by surfingfiend2685wolfqueen reviews
Zexion is turned into a girl accidently by Vexen. Now he has to deal with Pms, sexism, hypocrisy, boobs, and all of the male members chasing after him. Will our schemer ever change back? When he finds out a secret, will he want to?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Zexion
ComputerStuck by MillsMillionaire reviews
(Updated) Dave x John. Warnings: slash/yaoi, cybering, lemon, blahblah, all that good stuff. And fluff! Dave and John have an online relationship. What does distance plus Karkat equal? Read to find out!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,982 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - John E., Dave S.
A Promise You Can Keep by Jake Nickleby reviews
Dipper is stuck at the Mystery Shack on a Friday night alone, after Mabel went partying with her girlfriends, and him, failing to ask Wendy out on a date. But when Mabel arrives home late and distressed, Dipper takes matters in his own hands to avenge his sister.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy, Gideon
Northern Pines by Eppie's Diner reviews
Pacifica Northwest always gets what she wants. But, what happens when she finally wants something that she knows she can't have? Rated T for future chapters. Femslash. Mabel/Pacifica.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Mabel P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Dave, Interrupted by h0mestuckyalater reviews
Dave finally loses his virginity and eventually ends up playing matchmaker. This is part one and two. Very much mature content. Contains Stridercest, slight Egbertcest themes, xeno, and some other possibly triggering themes.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bro, Dave S.
Evergreen by nothing-chan reviews
The first time Kanaya Maryam ever saw her was when she was shelving books. The first thing she ever noticed about her was that she was much too thin.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Of Underage Drinking and Stupid Teenagers by Evan and Mir reviews
My name is John Egbert, and I really, really don't want to go to the club my three friends are insisting on dragging me to. I wind up there anyway though; I have a weakness for Jade's and Dave's combined puppy dog eyes. Damn it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
A Motherfuckin Good Time by TheKnightOfLife reviews
A Gamzee and Karkat one-shot. Rated M for language and sexual content. Have fun ;3
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
I am Dave's Disturbed Nightmares by puddii reviews
My name is Dave Strider, I'm a patient at the Skaia Institution for the mentally unstable. Asylum AU Dave/Terezi
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Dave S., Terezi P.
Meet Me Halfway by lemon pops reviews
John gets a text from his boyfriend during biology. What could the blond haired coolkid possibly need? (Mature for sexual content and language, dorky boys being cute and sexy yep.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
John pushed the horny button by Humunanunga reviews
John pushed the horny button. (Sexual scene.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
A Little Too Late by CatatonicVanity reviews
So many things could have been different. If only a few more seconds had been spared, just a few... But it was a little too late. HE was a little too late. ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Stormy Nights by brokenheartsandtears reviews
Near is scared of storms and runs to mello's Bed
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sex Ed by wuffinmaffles reviews
After a sex ed class, Near wonders why he isn't attracted to girls. Mello and Matt help him "figure it out".
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Near, Mello
A New Kind of Art by SympatheticMemories reviews
Namine has created a new kind of art, its beautiful, breath taking, and nothing like ever before. Too bad it can only be done once. Contains: character death, disturbing activities
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naminé - Complete
Elevator by Jinxx Draconett reviews
Stuck in an elevator with a total stranger? Talk about your life and kiss. There's nothing else to do is there?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Handcuffs by Sarabellum93 reviews
Yuri,Kairi wakes up to realize that her hands have been restrained behind her while Namine has fun with her. They make love but when Namine gets spanked, Kairi has to be punished. Little does she know, Kairi has a punishment of her own waiting for Namine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Jello In A Fan by Skell131 reviews
"It spread faster then jello in a fan and wasn't half as tasty" Axel, Riku and Roxas start out their morning with a trip to Patient First, but soon their day spirals into a nightmare; one that they might not make it out of alive.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Riku, Axel - Complete
Girl's Night by MemoryxKeeper reviews
Kairi is bored one night, and calls Namine over for a sleepover, since both their boyfriends are out an a guy's night out. What happens when Kairi kids about the boys, and Namine believes her? Warning: yuri and Kairi OOC Kairi X Namine
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Peeping Tom by Cy Fur reviews
Olette catches a glimpse of something she isn't expecting. Namine/Kairi, Olette. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Simply For by ShoZettaSlow reviews
First part is yuri. The rest is yaoi. It’s not a sex story though, the fact that there’s sex in it is purely coincidental. It’s more of a love story… a love story with lots of sex. There aren't really 'main characters' in this but I put Xion and Namine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Xion, Naminé
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Why The Hell Not? reviews
Dave and John, best friends. Best friends with a secret: not all the humans were human. They were Trolls. And the pair wanted to find out more about them, no matter the cost. Contains: Yaoi, yuri, out of characterness, strangeness. JohnxDave main(as of now), JohnxKarkat, RosexKayana, other pairings. Bear with me, this is my first Homestuck fic. NO HUMANSTUCK. For NaNoWriMo.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - John E., Dave S.
DoNuTs reviews
Of Gamzee, a pissed Karkat, and Donuts. Pure crack. M for swearing and a few sexual themes and possibly lemon(by request). GamKat and not Humanstuck
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Finding My Love reviews
Wendy got her happily ever after. A son, a husband, a kingdom. But What about me? I wanted to find my happily ever after too. DuncanxTove. Why the hell they don't have Duncan in the character options, the world may never know. Warnings: boyxboy and fluffyness T for language and shall remain there unless I upload another chapter. Read and Review please !
Trylle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Tove K.
Seeing Double reviews
It started out with a visit to their great uncle, then came the book, and ended with an accident. Now nearly 2 years later, life is going great and mostly normal for the Pines twins, until some new students arrive at the Gravity Falls High. The last thing they expected to face were this blonde pair. No pairing yet, same universe, OC. Should stay T. More inside
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
The Gangster and the Artist reviews
That's it! I, Namine Strife, am NOT a free, under aged whore. Things are going to change. Now. Starting with going home to Twiligh Town, but maybe not family yet... Girlxgirl with side boyxboy. OCxNamine, OCxXion ShiNami. T to start, rating may go up :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Xion, Naminé
Never Ever reviews
If you want happy, you're in the wrong place. this is the story i write on when I feel depressed. Boyxboy. more infor inside. Yes, I realize the summary sucks, but what've you go to lose?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Riku, Sora
How to Save a Life reviews
When Axel moves to a new town with his older brother, Reno, all kinds of things start to happen. He gets molested, kidnapped, and finds a very interesting guy... Rated M for sexual stuff. Double posted on Wattpad, link on my page. Contains Vocaloids too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Magical OneShots & Song Fics reviews
I listen to a song or get whacked over the head with inspiration that's too small to be a complete story, this is where it goes. Always yaoi or yuri, mostly lemons, occasional fluff, adult themes. M for a reason, must be open minded to read! No flames plz
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012