Author has written 6 stories for Avengers, Bourne series, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, and Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード.
Quick announcement before you go on to the rest of my profile!
To those of you who are interested in a Star Wars RPG taking place during the Empire, BareFootRaider, Jamal Solo, GravityNeko and I will be starting a new one shortly. If you are interested, you can contact myself or BareFootRaider, and we would be happy to let you know when we plan to start.
Suilaid! Greetings! You can call me Arrow.
I am a seventeen-year-old girl who loves God with all her heart. Because of this, none of my stories will have cussing or inappropriate scenes. Every single one is safe for anyone who wants to read them. Usually, I do not have kissing in my stories, but there are a few instances in recent stories where I have made exceptions.
I borrowed this next part from King Caspian the Seafarer's profile, because I totally agree with it.
A battle is being fought. Here, now, in this very hour. A battle between good and evil, between light and darkness. A battle that will eventually be won by the Light.
Which side are you on?
I am on the side of the One True King. He is known by many names: Aslan in Narnia, Eru in Middle Earth, The Author in Solandria, Iant by the Avengers, and so many more.
In this world, too, He has many names. Do you know Him here?
He is sometimes called a Lion and sometimes a Lamb. He is the Son of the Great "Emperor-beyond-the-sea". He created this world. He died for those who betrayed Him; gave His life so that they might be free to live with Him forever.
He is at the back of all the stories; He is the Author of life. He watches over us in our darkest hour. Even when we cannot hear His voice, and He seems to have disappeared, He is there...watching us and protecting us between his "paws".
And He will return, one day, to defeat evil for good, and bring His Kingdom into glory.
Do you know his name? If not, send me a message. It would be my honor to tell you.
A little about me.
Favorite books: Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Nancy Drew, Left Behind, Outbound Flight, Survivor's Quest, Tatooine Ghost, Thrawn Trilogy, and so many more that I cannot possibly list them all.
Favorite movies: Hobbit, the first two Narnia movies, LOTR Trilogy extended version, I, Robot, Bourne Legacy, War Horse, Avengers, Thor, Captain America, Jumper, Star Wars 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6, Clone Wars, Soul Surfer, Meant to Be, The Final Inquiry, Starstruck, Camp Rock, High School Musical Trilogy, Tron, Tron Legacy, and so many more that I cannot possibly list them all.
Favorites artists: TobyMac, Skillet, Cutlass, Carpenters, Carmen, ZoeGirl, ThePianoGuys, Lindsey Stirling, Megan Nicole, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lavato, Owl City, Britt Nicole
Favorite colors: 1. Blue 2. Green 3. Pink 4. Purple
I took most of the rest of this from Ghost Rider of Aragon's profile, because it was so funny, I just had to post it.
My Answer to All Flames.
Replace the word "Book" in this poem with the word "Story" and you have the perfect response to any and all flames that you get!
I wrote such a beautiful book for you
'Bout rainbows and sunshine
And Dreams that come true
But the goat went and ate it
(You knew that he would),
So I wrote you another one
Fast as I could.
Of course it could never be
Nearly as great
As that beautiful book
That the silly goat ate.
So if you don't like
This new book I wrote--
Blame the Goat
Fare thee well, good mortals, and enjoy the rest of my page. (if you're really that bored)
Another good response to flames:
"Let those who love us love us. And those who do not love us, let God turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping." -An Old Irish Proverb
You know you're obsessed with Loki when...:
1. You make a Loki plushie to rule over your computer area.
2. You look at your keyboard and notice that all the letters in Loki are in one parallelogram and rather easy to type.
3. You make your Loki plushie a helmet out of duct tape. And then plan on making another.
4. If playing Truth or Dare, you dare someone to go into a room filled with people and yell "KNEEEEELL!"
Half Empty or Half Full: They're the same thing!
Chocoalte or Vanilla: Can I do Twist?
Rock or Hip-Hop: Rock, unless I'm listening to tobyMac.
(LotR) Elf or Human: Elf
Jeans or Skirts: Jeans!
Vampire or Werewolf: Werewolf.
Marvel or DC: Marvel. They have The Avengers and Spiderman.
Action movies or Romance movies: Action, with a hint of romance; the scales balanced pretty much in the middle.
Introvert or Extrovert: It's a bit of both, I think. Not necessarily a people person, but I can be if I try.
You are a writer IF...
-If, you talk to yourself. (All the time...Shakes head sadly)
-If, you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If, you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If, people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If, your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If, the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If, people think you might have O.C.D. (or ADD)
-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D. (or ADD)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (She typed, wondering if Doctor Who was on tonight)
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English.
If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, Sar the hedgehog, CrazyNutSquirrel, Angelthewingedcat, Gosalyn2007, Detective88, Starzilla, Ghost Rider of the Aragon, Arrowhead1996
Random Quotes from Random People
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. - Westly to Buttercup - the Princess Bride
The road goes ever on and on. - Bilbo's walking song - Fellowship of the Ring
I was kind of hoping we were lost. - Marta to Aaron - Bourne Legacy
There's only one God, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure He doesn't dress like that. - Captain America to Black Widow - Avengers
"Am I cursed?"
"Then what am I?"
"You're my son."
"What more than that?" - Loki and Odin - Thor
"Couldn't call my ride." - Peggy and Steve - Captain America
In my experience, there's no such thing as Luck. - Ben Kenobi - Episode 4
In your world, I have another name. You must learn to know me by it. That was the very reason you were brought to Narnia. That by knowing Me here for a little, you may know Me better there. - Aslan - The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
I do not think I am ready.
It is for that very reason, I know you are. - Caspian and Aslan - Prince Caspian
It is finished. - Aslan - The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe - Jesus - The Bible
You're right, I think about Bag End. I miss my bed, and my garden, and my armchair. See, that's where I belong; that's Home. And that's why I came back. Because you don't have one... a home. It was taken from you. And I will help take it back if I can. - Bilbo - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
I'm Starstuck. Oh, boy! - A poem that I wrote, titled Starstruck.
Did I not say that you would be a burden? That you had no place amongst us? I have never been so wrong. - Thorin - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Questions of My Childhood (And teen years, and adult years...)
"If you drop soap on the floor, does it get dirty?
If you get dental floss caught in your teeth what do you use to get it out? Popcorn?
If a sign says 'thank you for not smoking', how did it know?
If someone is legally blind, then can suddenly see, are they breaking the law?
If your friend goes out and says 'I'm gonna get some air', what was he breathing inside?
If someone can scare the H* out of you, should you be grateful?" (taken from Brad Stine's "Put a Helmet On!" comedy routine)
My reality check bounced.
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says, "Oh great...she's awake."
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
If you cannot understand my mind, then i have succeeded in being original.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you believe that life starts at the moment of conception and that abortion is therefore immoral, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Obiwanlivesforever, Xaja Silversheen, Araloth the Random, Maevainwen Adaniel, daisymall13 idreamfan, Ghost Rider of the Aragon, Arrowhead1996
Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Isn't that the point?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Teenage girls who have NOT had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!
97% of teens (and middle-aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, watching, with popcorn, screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY MORON!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname title or anything else for each other, put this on your profile.
If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Lavinia, Darius, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, D3 boy, D10 boy, Raivis, Eston, Thew, Toris, Ciano, Fronce, Igris, Switz, Liet, and about a dozen OCs – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever), MaxRide05 (Dobby, Cedric, Lupin, Tonks, Nine, Ten, Donna, Cinna - is he rlly even dead? They never say 4 certain; could still b alive 4 all we know- Prim, Rue, Finnick & Wiress). SamCarter121314 (Fred, Sirius, Remus, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padme, Chewie, Dr. Weir, Jack, Zoe Nightshade), Immortal Inheritance (Boromir, Haldir, Frodo, Gollum, Mufasa, Dally –The Outsiders- Cinna, Rue, Capt. James Nicholls –War Horse-) Ghost Rider of the Aragon [Cinna, Prim, Boromir, Murtagh, Will Turner, Anakin, (do Loki and Hawkeye count?), Smeagol, Anna Velarious, Emily Prentiss, All the good Narnia characters in The Last Battle] Arrowhead1996 (Loki, Anakin, Dr. Weir, Jack O'Neil, Jonas)
Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale, Ghost Rider of the Aragon, Arrowhead1996
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
That's all for now! I hope you enjoyed this hilariousness. Virtual cookies if you actually read the entire thing. I hope you enjoy my stories. Please remember to review!
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