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Joined 05-11-03, id: 383472, Profile Updated: 10-04-10
Author has written 28 stories for LXG, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Sentinel, Sweeney Todd, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mighty Boosh, and A-Team.

Hello all! Thank you for visiting my profile. Well, this is sort of a goodbye, because the most wonderful thing in the world happened to me a few months ago... I became a mother. My life is forever changed. So since my life now revolves around my little one, I really don't have the time or the brain space to write. I apologize for leaving some of my stories unfinished, but please feel free to continue them yourselves if you so choose. I may post a few unfinished things that I have written, but again, my time is very limited now.

Thanks again to all my fans, and peace be with you!

The Mighty Boosh fics

Holy crap, has this show ever blindsided me. I've got my first story posted already, a recycled fic that I originally wrote for The Sentinel. No Boosh slash yet, but stay tuned, it's coming. But not Howard/Vince. Most likely Howard/Naboo, or as I like to call it, Howaboo.

Be sure and visit my forum! Safe Haven For Slashers. Homophobes and Fundies keep out.

The Sentinel fics

Some of you may recognize these fics. I wrote them under another name years and years ago, and decided to post them here, at last. These were written back in like 1996-1999. I have changed a lot as a writer since then. My Sentinel fics are VERY schmoozy and smarmy. Be forewarned. I mean like yikes.

Can't believe The Sentinel is ten years old already!


X-Men fics

I haven't had any inspritation in X-Men fandom since my first and only X-Men story, Gone Fishing. Sorry!


Harry Potter fics

Nightmares will be continued as soon as I can track down my muse. Sorry for the delay.

I've been a fan of the Potter universe, officially, for just over a year as of July 2005. I had read all the books before that, of course, but didn't get yanked into fandom until the movie, Prisoner of Azkaban, which inspired "Snape's Ponderings." And it was all downhill from there.

I don't own any of the characters in my HP fics, I don't think. I don't usually do much with original characters. Oh, I did create Sylvus, in the fic, "Hostage Crisis." In fact I imply heavily that he and Snape have a backstory (not slash, though). I may bring Sylvus back at some point. If you care, he's Snape's step brother.

I have toyed with the idea of writing a lemon with Snape and an OFC, but I soooofear Mary Sues, and it's so easy for an OFC to go into Sueville.So not sure that will ever happen. Although a few folks have asked me if "Hero Worship" is meant to be a lemon, to which I can only reply...ew. She's ELEVEN.

So far, the only action my Snape has gotten has been offscreen, with Hermione (as an adult) and Lupin.

If JKR herself is reading this (yeah right), I just want to say...GET BACK TO WORK ON BOOK SEVEN, WOMAN! No, just kidding (or maybe I'm not). What I would like to say is, thank you for getting kids reading again. And please don't sue me, unless you want possession of a beat up 1995 Ford and eleven flatulent cats.

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A Friend in Need by Shaz1 reviews
Complete! Jack gets kidnapped, and when he is rescued, he is no longer the same Captain Jack Sparrow that was taken, can his friends help him, or is he lost to them for forever? Final Chapter now up! please RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 76,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
After the Flames by Shadow Darkholme reviews
My take on the events that happened after M was defeated. Pretty much tells the things that happened after Skinner saved Tom. Please R&R!Chapter 3 Now up!
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004
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Throwback reviews
SLASH! Jim goes off the deep end trying to protect Blair. Realllllly old, but first time on FFNET
Sentinel - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011
ATeam Theme Song Lyrics reviews
The rarely-seen lyrics to the theme song of the thrilling action-packed TV show.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Bounty reviews
Two strangers enter the shop and try to kidnap Naboo in broad daylight. Detecting a mass attack, Dennis orders all shamans to go into hiding. Is a tiny, rural Scottish town ready for The Boosh, and can Naboo's friends protect him from an unknown evil?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naboo, Howard M.
The Hitcher: Foiled Again! reviews
It's Naboo's turn to be in need of rescue when The Hitcher gets hold of The Amulet again. Lots of Naboo-peril and angst, hurt/comfort, smarmy innocent fun. T for language.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Naboo - Complete
The Art of Shaman Persuasion reviews
A missing scene from "The Priest and the Beast." Naboo needs persuasion to give the Boosh something to help them find the 'New Sound.'
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naboo, Howard M.
Adult Swim reviews
The Mighty Boosh is on tour, and staying at a posh hotel. Howard and Naboo decide to visit the hotel's pool, and much mischief ensues.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Clopin's Rescue reviews
Written for Perlusion, inspired completely by her fanart on Deviantart. Clopin is captured and tortured by a rogue lieutenant, then saved by Phoebus. Really short.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
A Tender Tale of Sweeney Todd reviews
SLASH SLASH SLASH, and by SLASH I mean homosexuality, not razors. This is a SLASH story with SweeneyAnthony, and it tells the story of what might have happened when Sweeney was rescued from the sea by young Anthony.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Snape's First Time reviews
SLASH, but barely. Very mild and innocent. Everyone remembers their first time. SnapeRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Indebted reviews
Takes place right after the episode The Debt. Jim acts like a jerk.
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Besieged reviews
Missing scene from the episode, The Seige.
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Vendetta: The Missing Scene reviews
What might have happened in the sewers, instead of what was in the episode. Spoilers for Vendetta.
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Aggressive Snuggling reviews
A DEEP WATER missing scene. Very smary.
Sentinel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Afterlash reviews
A missing scene from the episode Cypher.
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
Gone Fishing reviews
Reposted in nonscript format. : Bobby takes Kurt fishing. Set after the second movie.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2005
Nightmares reviews
SLASH Set near the beginning of Year Three. Lupin starts keeping a journal. In it he can confess his secret love of Severus Snape and tell the story of a strange series of events involving Snape's nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
Things Snape Would Say if He Read Fanfic reviews
A lighthearted look at what our favorite snarky git might say if he came across Fanfiction Dot Net.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Severus S.
New Daddy reviews
VERY short. Snape is a new Daddy. SSHG fic. No likee? No readee. Set in the future, Hermione is an adult.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Day the Potters Died reviews
AKA "Snape's Moment of Truth." A filk (song parody) to the tune of "American Pie" (The Day the Music Died) by Don McLean. Snape thinks over his role in the upcoming war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Severus S.
Closets and Confessions reviews
Snape has a terrible scare, and Lupin is the sole audience to one of the Potions master's most secret confessions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Rivalry and Rescue reviews
Another take on the Whomping Willow incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2004 - James P., Severus S.
We Have Met the Enemy reviews
GEN 6th-year Black hates Snape, and vice versa. But an afternoon in exile together may change things. After nearly accidentally killing him, Black learns that there is more to Snape than just a greasy little git. Gross-out warning, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Hostage Crisis reviews
Set in Year Three. Snape is taken hostage when he interrupts an intruder stealing controlled substances from his Potions cabinet. Hermione settles her debt to him from "Hero Worship."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
I Love to See You Smile reviews
SLASH, SSRL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. No sex this time out (first HP slash). Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending. The "F" word abounds, hence the R rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Hero Worship reviews
From year one of movieverse. GEN. Hermione develops a crush on Snape after he saves her life. The Potions master is not impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snape's Ponderings reviews
What went on in Snape's head during the werewolf scene in the PoA film.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER! reviews
The Mary Sue Litmus Test taken to the extreme. F words. Mild slash.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
Mary Who? reviews
The League meets its newest member. Not what you think! :-)
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003
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