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by cbeth88 reviews
While recruiting, Charles finds Erik, a powerful mutant in London. But when he tracks him down, Erik isn't exactly what he expected to find. A prostitute!Erik fic
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,758 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto
The Elegant Universe
by Nyx Underwood reviews
When Sheldon achieves his dream of illuminating the workings of the universe, he realises that his greatest challenge is to understand the world around him. A story of growing up and discovering something you never expected. Sheldon/Penny. AU after 3x01
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,348 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild
by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 6,119 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Performance in a Leading Role
by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 227,092 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
So Much To Learn
by AdhesivePrincess reviews
Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 242,427 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his father and Solana aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Skyllian Five, Jack being her usual charming self, and Garrus learning more about humans than he can handle. Random updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,645 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,803 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F)
by Nastrandir reviews
After she's sent down to Alchera to find the pieces of her ship, Shepard begins to wonder how she might put back together the pieces of herself.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 177,317 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Stick to the Script
by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sound the Clarion
by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Thing Is
by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Fire and Rain
by ShatteredDragon reviews
When Harry Potter is found nearly dead in Diagon Alley by Draco Malfoy, it sets up a brand new path in the war. Harry's world is turned around as he learns that not everyone is as Light or Dark as they appear. AU. HP/SS slash - Adopted with permission from thegoldentrio333
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,876 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pawn Takes King
by Lunavere reviews
John Watson had always assumed that he would never play a major role in Moriarty's game. He is taken by surprise when Moriarty makes a shocking demand: one month with John Watson in exchange for Britain's tactical positions and plans in Afghanistan. John has now become a pawn to be used as both Moriarty and Mycroft please. But what everyone forgets is that a pawn has power, too.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
by Juliette Louise reviews
Thane Krios is pulled from the arms of death for one purpose: to find the Shadow Broker. Luckily, he has help from some old friends, and his Siha. Post ME 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Symptoms of Fatigue
by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,112 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
by x-Energy.Purple-x reviews
Jim hates Spock. Spock doesn't particularly like Jim either, but what happens when one argument changes everything? What happens when the boundaries between love and hate become blurred? Kirk/Spock! Explicit slash/smut! Multi-chapter.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
by korinara reviews
Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F)
The Enemy Within
by whatshouldntbe reviews
Six months into her captaincy, Jim Kirk experiences the hardships of being a twenty-something woman in command. girl!Kirk/Spock -Sequel-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 177,519 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock, Sarek - Complete
by auriellis reviews
The dark sequel to Repression. Harley Quinn is injured and the Joker leaves her in the care of an old friend. But without the controlling hand of her lover, Harley begins to see her life in a different way. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason. Joker/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,994 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Joker - Complete
by RaptorAssassin reviews
A wise Krogan once said that the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. This has all three. A story of provocateurs, confidants, and unhealthy attraction. Mass Effect Noir. Rated MA. Original content and a touch of AU pre & post ME1-3 concerning the secrets, origins, and lives of Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,021 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Wrong Wagon
by DancingGrimm reviews
Molly sees John in a new light and realises that she may have hitched her horse to the wrong wagon...or something like that. John pines for Sherlock and worries what he will think if he ever finds out. And Sherlock doesn't know what Molly's up to...but he knows he doesn't like it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
by sarhea reviews
Hermione Granger is a bibliophile and in the course of her excursions she stumbles onto a long lost cache of knowledge. This leads her to an ancient experimental lab where she unwittingly restores Salazar Slytherin to life. And he is very determined to repay her in every way possible. Post B7EWE AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Under All That Dirt
by Prince-Malice reviews
AU. CHERIK! Erik Lensherr is a cold businessman with no friends, no family, and no sense of direction. Charles is possibly the most insufferable, annoying, and adorable hobo to stalk the outside of his building.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
by brttny98 reviews
AU: Spock and Jim are two strangers who meet in the largest library in the galaxy, the Enterprise. They are drawn to each other, and neither one can explain what it is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3435 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Old Hall Wreathed
by kototyph reviews
(At least) five times Spock was caught under the mistletoe, and once it was with the person he wanted. For ksadvent 2012.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
To Find The Sea
by Dr Girlfriend reviews
Part I The Cruelest Month: Two years after the destruction of the SR1 Commander Shepard has been reborn. But so has her old squad. Featuring multiple character perspectives, minor OC's, dark themes, violence, and Shakarian! Cross posted from KMeme. Cover photo: taztothesky.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A Star to Steer Her By
by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Intentions Verse 1: No intention
by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
by JLynnB reviews
Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 296,845 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Been There, Done That
by AsYouWishFFNet reviews
Erik Lehnsherr is stuck re-living the same day over and over again - a day that just so happens to be the day he and Charles Xavier took a handful of mutants to Cuba to stop a war.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
by eton blue reviews
Marcus lost his mate a long time ago. Bella just happens to resemble her. A dark romance between a vampire with a dead heart and Edward's clumsy lamb. Told from Bella's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bella, Marcus
Faithful Compass Verse 1: Back in the day
by KeelieThompson1 reviews
John's drunk and some idiot's got himself high in the bathroom. It's a shame he's the only trainee doctor in the house. A Johnlock story set while John is at university and an AU in that this time Sherlock is the one who's a few years older and is trying to find something to keep his interest in London after getting bored and being thrown out of Uni.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,363 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why Don't You and I?
by JacksAreWild reviews
The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,142 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
by Lossefalme reviews
ME2 up to ME3, follows Snapshots and Oligo. Shepard and Alenko each try to deal with their new-found situation, each trying to pick up the pieces of a life they lost when the Normandy went down. Note: More emotional exploration than action.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,922 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Salarians Do It Better
by The Red Celt reviews
Sequel to "Accidentally in Love". Mordin shows Shepard what loving a salarian entails, in great detail, and Shepard shows him how to let go. Rated M for FemShep/Mordin lovin'. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
by akg.writes reviews
There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 372,788 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B
by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
An Unwritten Future
by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
by shadoedseptmbr reviews
In whom do we seek shelter? Sebastian and Hawke, figuring things out over the course of a story. NSFW after Ch. 14.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,976 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
As Easy Mayst Thou Fall
by kzal reviews
Sarah sees the Goblin King every time another man treats her badly, but she's convinced the Labyrinth was a dream, and he a figment of her imagination, until, eleven years after her first visit, she makes a wish that allows him back into her life. Can she force him to let her go, or will she find she has a reason to stay? Is love enough to build a life upon? Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,661 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Chasing The Sun
by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 6970 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
by Kagura reviews
After suffering the worst pain a woman can endure, Sarah goes to Salem, hoping to move on and start afresh. But as a wise man once said, sometimes the way forward is the way back.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,900 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
To Light Another's Path
by BeautifulFiction reviews
Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual J/S hurt/comfort case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 131,223 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
by Yseult Blanco reviews
Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A Snake Named Voldemort
by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 4,725 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rumor Has It
by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
by Anne Whynn reviews
They stand on the edge of the abyss and all he can see is her face, the memories they have shared, and the path they have walked, side by side. Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Study in Green
by Paimpont reviews
John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Meets the Eye
by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Charles is Totally (Not) the Mother
by Unforgotten reviews
In which Charles and Erik meet for the first time at the urinal, and somehow years later end up basically co-parenting Erik's baby daughter. Powered modern AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
A Paragon of Virtue
by Sia Later reviews
Avery Shepard and Kaidan Alenko pick up the pieces after ME2. Rated M for language, violence and more later.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,107 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Beating Like A Hammer
by skybound2 reviews
Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete
by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
by PangeaSplits reviews
Prince Charles is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they've been given starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It doesn't help that he's in unrequited love with the Commander, War-Prince Erik. C/E.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,964 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
by Takma'rierah reviews
Five years after X-Men: First Class. Erik managed to take over the world and kill off most of humanity, but mutant utopia has yet to materialize. Charles is his reluctant companion. Eventual Erik/Charles, dubcon. Dark!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 152,003 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C.
Letters from the Brig
by KSCrusaders reviews
A little ingenuity on the part of the Shadow Broker allows Shepard to write to Garrus after being brigged. Letter-style one-shots taking place between ME2 and ME3. FemShep/Garrus. COMPLETE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Portions for Foxes
by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Using a Time Turner, Hermione makes a trip into the past to visit and understand one man she never really knew. She finds herself showing his teenage self what life is all about. Inspired by Rilo Kiley's 'Portions for Foxes.' O/s. Lang/Lem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,206 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
by auriellis reviews
A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,744 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Joker - Complete
by FeistyFox reviews
This was so humiliating. It irked her that after three years she hadn't been able to deal with this, or that he found out.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - DG, Cain - Complete
In Your Eyes
by alienated-alien reviews
AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,755 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
by Tashilover reviews
John met a man that wasn't there. He wasn't there today. He wish and wish he'd go away.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/24/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Grim Old Cat
by oliver.snape reviews
In which Harry finds comfort in his own routines, solitude, Grimmauld Place, and normality in the sound of incoming trains. He ought to have known a cat would subtly change things to suit its own machinations. cliche fic fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Serenade for the Storm
by Moranion reviews
John's addicted to Sherlock, and Sherlock is addicted to music. Which makes John addicted to music as well. / An homage to two brilliant men and a lot of glorious music. Sherlock and John belong to Moffat, Gatiss and BBC. Music belongs to its creators.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
by Demeter1973 reviews
Most of my favorite Hannibal Lecter/Clarice Starling stories are a variation on the events following Muskrat Farm . . . here's my twist on that scenario. Rating bumped to M as of Chapter 11 and beyond.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
by MonaLovely reviews
Request to kink meme - mpreg. Half-fill. Mordin is experimenting in the lab, and ends up with a few little...problems on his hands. Fem!Shep is the one he calls for an opinion. Fill is tender, a little silly and a little sad.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard (F)
A Slight Misunderstanding
by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
by Romanec reviews
XFC. Slash. Charles says he knows everything about Erik, but in truth he doesn't. He only sees that coin a handful of times, but each time reveals something more. 3 part story.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. Charles brings Erik a litle peace.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
The Facets of Madness
by Daydreaming-with-ink reviews
Alice had been his last spark of hope. When she left for a second time, when it seemed he was not enough for her, the Hatter finally lost it. Now she's back, and he's consumed by a different emotion every day. Can she coax him off that cliff of insanity?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,130 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Of scars and other demons
by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
by Jaylee1 reviews
Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What You Don't Know
by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
by lordlink13 reviews
A criminal who is nothing more than a shadow. But when she goes to Gotham City, hardly within six hours, she's caught by the Joker himself. He won't kill her, and she doesn't know why. If she finds out, would the Joker still keep her alive? JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 187,515 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Paladin Protocol
by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7572 - Favs: 12,287 - Follows: 5,657 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
by Ellcrys reviews
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,380 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Fifth Act
by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Never Too Late
by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tell me a secret
by kalabangsilver reviews
Our cannibal shares a few secrets with a certain FBI agent. One of their newer games - set around three months post-'Hannibal'.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,306 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
by Silential reviews
What if the Joker was telling the truth about his wife and his scars? Returning to Gotham, Anna pledges to help the police find him. Yet when she is used as bait and comes face to face with him again, she sees that some scars never heal. Post-TDK Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,897 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Lady and the Knight
by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
by NaiveEve reviews
She is in love, and there is nothing she can do about it. It is unfair. Cameron decides she must distance herself from House, but has he changed his mind about her? Does he object to her distancing? Rated M for smut and language.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,588 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/15/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
by PrincessJade reviews
Usagi needs some experience. She makes a proposition. Mamoru, unable to help himself, accepts. Story is set roughly in Season 1. Warning: Mature Content. Please R&R.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,299 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
The Black Legacy
by SueMonroe reviews
Slash. Alt 6th year, some HBP plot points. After the Dept. of Mysteries Harry realizes the world is not as black and white as he'd thought. How will the Black Legacy change Harry's future? Eventual HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,654 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
One Winged Angel
by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 215 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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Pet Detective reviews
Sometimes John wishes there were a manual, something like "How To Care For Your Consulting Detective." It would certainly make a lot of things easier. One shot, JohnLock, rated for language and first-time sexual situations between two men. UPDATE: Now with ridiculous epilogue and bonus chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sometimes Fate gets tired of the whole 'love that transcends time and space' trope, and tries to give itself a break. As far as Lady Luck is concerned, however, these two are inevitable. AU, Spock/Fem!Kirk, in a universe where Jim as we know him was born 100 years too early. M for cussin', bleedin', and eventual sexin'.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,258 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Or, the story of how two Holmes men learn to touch and be touched, and how John Watson fills in the cracks. Rated T for subject matter, and implied sexual situations between two men.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Space Heater reviews
AU. Severus Snape and Harry Potter aren't on the best of terms, but months of mutual dependence lead to startling realizations. One shot. Warnings: two dudes get cozy in a romantical manner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Better Men reviews
War can tear people apart, or bring them together. Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr gave up on being lovers long ago, but five years post-Cuba, a stranger brings them back in contact. ProfX/Magneto, Wolverine/OC, updated every two days until it's done. Rated M for language and eventual sexy situations.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,688 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Spock contemplates the differences between Terran and Vulcan cultures, and learns a valuable lesson about the usefulness of games. Silly, one-shot, T for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Comfort Catalyst reviews
After a catastrophe, Sheldon Cooper begins to realize what he's taken for granted. The story of an isolated man slowly discovering his humanity... with the help of a friend. Rated M for language and sex.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Wine Dark Sea reviews
In the lull after their long battle, the remaining crew of Serenity come to terms with their own long-suppressed needs and hopes for the future. Rated M for eventual language and adult situations. Reviews and suggestions more than welcome. EDIT: On hiatus for the moment. Massive apologies to my gorgeous readers.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Mal, River
Garrus Vakarian experiences the final battle against the Reapers, and faces the potential destruction of the woman he loves. Heavy imagery. M for blood, sex, and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Says Who? reviews
Lady Hawke is having a hard time choosing a dance partner, and Varric is having a hard time staying impartial. One shot, FemHawke and Varric. Rated M for sex, language, and general naughtiness.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T.