Author has written 17 stories for Avengers, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Mortal Instruments, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..
Hi guys! Thanks for reading my profile! I'm also writing a Harry Potter and Avengers crossover and a Supernatural and Avengers crossover. And for some reason 'Family Can Be Found In Unexpected Places' got deleted so I'm putting that back up. But, college is frantic and, apparently, I have to do my homework BUT there will be weekly updates. I promise.
1) JEREMY RENNER!!!!!!!!!!!
2) Michael Fassbender
3) Hugh Jackman
4) Paul Walker
6) Michael Weatherly
7) Maggie Smith
8) Morgan Freeman
9) Vin Diseal
10) Samuel L. Jackson
I'm the best at what I do... but what I do best isn't very nice- Wolverine
Sheldon! I said no Klingon!- Bernadette
(Knock) Who do we love?! 'Penny' (Knock) Who do we love? 'Penny' (Knock) Who do we love? 'Penny'- Sheldon and Penny
What up Shel-bot?- Penny
Peace was never an option.- Magneto
You and I remember Budapest very differently.- Hawkeye
If the ring ain't big somethin' else better be, know what I'm saying?! 'Is that why all your girls wear so much bling?'- Roman Pearce & Han Seoul-Oh
You just made a big mistake- Dominic Toretto
Never send a man to do a woman's job- Gisele Yashar
Let me know if Real Power wants a magazine.- Nick Fury
Even in the Wizarding World, hearing voices isn't a good thing.- Ron Weasley
(DiNozzo crawls away from car wreck) Boss... when I said I never felt better... I lied.- Anthony DiNozzo
Yes sir! 'Don't call me sir, Abby.' Yes ma'am!- Abby Scuito and Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Gibbs, we need to talk about Mexico.- Abby Scuito
Think of me as your bodyguard.- Yukio
One piece of advice. Don't eat the fucking candy.- Hansel
Don't cheat this time. 'Gotta let that go.'- Brian O'Conner and Dom Toretto
I have an army! 'We have a Hulk'.- Loki & Tony Stark.
Look, why don't you let me take over? I am the best pilot on Asgard! 'Yes but out of the two of us, who can actually FLY? (Thor destroys a building) Not a word.- Loki and Thor
Puny god.- Hulk
How did you know there was a pool down there? 'I didn't.'- Yukio & Wolverine
I recognise that the council has made a decision. But since it's a stupid-ass decision I've electeed to ignore it.- Nick Fury
You do not have the authority to make that decision Director Fury. 'I didn't. I just didn't argue with the god who did'- Nick Fury
That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice! But we did.- Tony Stark.
Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?!- Nick Fury
I had things under control! 'Is that why everything's on fire?'- Sif & Thor
(Thor destroys the stone giant) We should lead with the big guy first- Fandral
Congratulations you decapitated your grandfather- Loki
Sometimes when you cage the beast, the beast gets angry- Wolverine
Everybody's weird and life's a little weird and that's OK because sometimes we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours and we fall in mutual weirdness and call it love- Dr. Seuss
Friends and Best Friends:
Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Friend: Ask me for my number.
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Friends: Share their umbrella.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Best friends: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down any more.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
Friends: Helps you find your prince.
Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Friends: Will pass you a soda.
If you believe that everyone should have a best friend copy and paste this!!!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber about to jump off a bridge. Four percent will be sat there with popcorn yelling 'JUMP!' If you're one of the one percent that would run up and push him, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
I'm THIS so I MUST be THAT
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Half-Irish counts!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST scream around a fire like a savage person.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be emo and cut myself.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. (ha! I'm only crazy!)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and watermelon.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I COULDN'T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. (Flies are one thing, people are another)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (kinda only child. It's complicated.)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (weak my f*ing ass)
I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be loud, obese, and spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST want to castrate every male on earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so IT MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABElLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I must be immature.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE
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