Chaotic Boredom
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Joined 05-11-03, id: 383721
Author has written 7 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, X-Men: Evolution, and Legend of Zelda.

Alrighty, I'm bored, so I'm rewriting this, and if you're reading this, you're either insanely curious, or excruciatingly bored, like me, heh heh. So, where to start, hmmm, first off, I'm Canadian, wooo! Go Canada! And I'm very proud, because otherwise, I'd probably be an American, and I have a grudge against America in general, dunno why, just do. Nothing personal against Americans, just your country, and no, I'm not a terrorist, nor do I want to become one, I'm just a rambling fool who doesn't know when to shut their mouth.

I started off drawing, very badly, as any one who saw my first few pictures know, but I am slowly getting better. It's kind of like my writing, although whether that's improving is debatable. As for my stories, expect updates to be rather erratic, because it depends on when my muse hits me. I'm major into X-Men Evo, and Star Trek, but me heapums lazy, so if fic goes ignored for a while, I haven't dropped off da face o' the earth, just away from the story...it'll be finished...eventually...I've got two stories published that are joint ones, and a third in the works with Cheesy Monkey, if anyone else wants to work on a story with me, feel free to e-mail me, or even if you just want to be annoying, e-mail me.

Lessee, I had something else...oh yes! Lots of something elses! I tend to enjoy A/N's a bit too much, I always enjoy suggestions, and reviews in general. Flames, well, I've gotten a few of those, and I don't care for them, but if you want to tell me my stories suck or whatever, sign in, because I don't care for cowards who hide behind a mask of anonymity. Shameless plugging is always allowed, because I also do it, what else... My memory sucks to infintiy and beyond. I'll read just about any pairing, Kurttys, Lancittys, Kurmanda, Jott, LoRo, Romy, whatever, but I tend to avoid slash. Nothing against it, I just do.

Lately I've been discovering that Spanish and German are replacing the English I use, for words like thank-you, good-bye, beer, and so on. German from reading too many Kurt fics, and Spanish, well, I dunno where that's coming from :S I write mostly humor, because I like to laugh, it's more fun than crying, but I read a variety of stuff... I think that's it, and I hope the author I mentioned don't injure me for including them in my bio. I'm doing some free advertising for them.XP

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Current Events in my strange life: Ermmm...I LIVE! MUAH HA HA HA!

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The Madness Series by Neurotic Temptress reviews
Daily life was never meant to be this... well, mad. RemyRogue and ScottJean pairings. Also starring, against their will of course, Kurt, Kitty, Evan and Bobby.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,037 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 3/30/2003
Truth or Dare: On Location! by Draco-luver reviews
Chapter 7! Prancing Ponies and perky sales girls. And themed clocks? R&R!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 5/17/2003
Negativity by Aishiyurii reviews
Lulu is learning to walk all over again! Chapter 8 is UP!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
Tsunami by MatureImmaturity reviews
The rating is for language through out the story. It's about a girl who gets transferred to the X-Men Evo world. A/U First Season. By the way, sorry for Kurt/Amanda fans, this *is* first season, plus it's going to focus on Kurt/OC. Please R/R. *Completed*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,304 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Complete
Ode to Mystery Cans by Jean Ororo Rogue and Kurt reviews
Logan brings everyone mystery cans. Insanity insues. Jott, slight Kurtty, Romy, and LoRo (by J, O, R, and K)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003
Famous Last Words by Fionhen reviews
Can't really explain it, lets see...I was bored...many characters die in (hopefully) humerous ways:D
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003
The Baby Incident by H. F. Blue reviews
After an unusual... Incident, several mutants are turned into babies. Now the teens have to deal with them, and general goofiness abounds.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003
Baseball by Yma reviews
Beast tries to end hostilities and bring the X-men and Brotherhood together with a fair, friendly, character building game of no-powers Baseball... The poor deluded fool.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2003
Ruining The Essential Toadness by Demon Wolfie reviews
Pietro ruins Todd's 'Toad-ness'... But how? You'll have to read to find out! *Re-uploaded, with fixed typos*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2003
A Good Roast by LadyChakotay reviews
Our beloved Voyager crew plays a drinking game on the holodeck.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Complete
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The Trip Home reviews
Alright, I've been gone long enough, so here it is, sequel to the XMen's trip to our native land! Well, Canada, aaaanyway, you could read it alone, but suggested reading is the prequel. Short opening chapter to get things started...then we'll go from ther
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2005
Scales of Time reviews
The Plot Thickens, or Why Pillow Fluff is so Amusing. To be followed by...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 1/26/2004
The X Men go to Canada! reviews
They take a road trip, to America's closest neighbour, Canada! RR please! COMPLETE Canada will never again be the same...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,911 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Complete
Random Crazyness Between Two Authors reviews
Rating for language, and may change...Romy, collaboration with Remy Shall Kill Belladonna.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003
The Legend of Zelda: Parody of Time reviews
A Parody of the Ocarina of Time! A collaboration with Shawshank, H7, and lotsa goofball ideas! Hey, it's been done before, but we don't care! No, we do not! Anyone brave enough to R&R?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
A Night Without Jean reviews
Jott, slightly. Just an idea that popped into my head. My first one-shot, lemme know what you think!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
Ironic Star Trek Deaths: Voyager reviews
YES! Time to kill off the character you hate in the most ironic way possible! I have a large number of rather ironic deaths, but suggestions are always welcome. Seven is up! Yes! I have killed her!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
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