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Author has written 1 story for Sherlock.

Doctor's psychiatric evaluation of GirlsinGlassCages:

Patient presents with acute psychotic tendencies, she - as only can be deduced from her choice of pseudonym - seems to have detailed conversations with fictional characters and apparently hears the voice of Sherlock Holmes, Dr John Watson and Henry Higgins at the most inconvenient moments.

She has violent outbursts of unbridled rage and horror when she loses internet connection and cannot access websites known as "FanFiction" and "Tumblr". She derives an almost perverse amusement from Sherlock related "gifs" and photo-shopped pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman and Mark Gatiss. Although I cannot confess as to knowing who these people are, she seems to be placated by these images and thus we have decided to leave her be.

When agitated, despite trying her on numerous combinations of mood altering drugs, the only thing that seems to keep her quiet and happy is writing about the fictional creations of Conan Doyle. She becomes borderline ecstatic when she receives reviews and some members of the staff are frightened that she might internally combust if her little fanfic reaches over a 100.


  • Do not approach her if she is reading - she will bite you.
  • Do not "mock" or say anything derivative about Sherlock, Conan Doyle or Charlotte Bronte - she will break your thumbs.
  • Never disconnect her internet connection - she will actually die.
  • Seven Devils reviews
    It's not easy being in love with a man who is both a genius and a nutcase. John can deal with the constant mood swings, the disembodied human organs in the fridge and the fact that Sherlock has a tendency to drug his tea. But when Sherlock goes too far and attracts the attention of a psychopathic serial killer, John finds himself in an impossible situation.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,264 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Irene A.