Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Gravitation.
Hi ya just you typical crazy/ insane girl. If you are a lemon squisher, person who has nothing nice to say, or just plain mean on purpose please gtfo! I don't need you negativeness. Some randomeness is below about life.
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
John 3:16 is the most known verse across the world. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." But, just as there are many people who now this verse, there are many who don't. Help spread the word if you truly believe in God!
For people that HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (wahhh but I'm not that)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Guys fear me at school when I'm upset. I don't think I'm weak)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (That upsets me sooo much that people think that)
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (I wuv the animals so gtfo and stfu)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie (Save the environment we only have one world)
I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (Oh.. *sad face*)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up (Honour roll for 6 years. Ya I'm smart)
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy (I'm actually a size 4 but I am kinda crazy)
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth (Black looks good on me .0.)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (Pfft while adults try to look young)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention (actually I try to avoid attention)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Ahhhh *cries* I'm sorry!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (God rathers me loving than hating)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (B-but my best friend is gay)
.I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish (No I just don't want it on my clothes)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat (*eye twitch*say that one more time...)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar (But my religion doesn't want me to lie)
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean (Well actress at school.Strange I got the kindness reward at school)
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder (I kinda do. Well then..)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (Well it's kinda hard when you're a virgin..)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Well this is awkward I wear shorts or leggings under my skirts)
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I am?!? Well this is news to me)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head (Crazy God?)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well I don't believe it but everyone else says I am pretty but I am a virgin...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (How can I screw gay guys?? Or guys with girl friends?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl...who's straight...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (No I'm just sexy like that. U mad bro?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (hmmm thinks about crush who's a guy...how does this work?)
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (Hmm *looks at sport awards* Oh ya I most definitely suck)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone (But kitties are cute!!)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (No my morals are no sex before miarrage...)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Awkward moment when I really do like them)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Well not everyday but I try. WAIT I'M FAT!?!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Guys actually are asking me out on a date every day...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I could never! I don't have it in me to)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (Pfffffffffft. Well then you keep thinking that)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (is it bad that I'm in the school band? Flutes for the win!!!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Wait, what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (In Soviet Russia loser is you)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I don't own anything from that store...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (WHAT!!!!! BUT I LOVE TO DANCE!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I do like watermelon though...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Nope I'm middle class actually)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party (Party yes, drink never had one)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Do you want to test that theory *crack knuckles*)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I don't get it. I don't fit in that's the problem!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too (Just because they smoke doesn't mean they're not normal)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (but I was bullied how is that going to work)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Pfft ya I am)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (What does arrogant mean?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (No some people just really tick me off)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Well when you've been bullied...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser. (Hahaha not when I have millions of people to back me up)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself. (For the last time I'm a VIRGIN!!)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Well FREAKS ROX SOCKS!!!)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Well kinda but to anime not real life people)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Haha tell that to the person who I made cry and run away from me)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Yes I have a emotional problem. U mad bro?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I wasn't born here I was born in the Caribbean)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (BEAVERS AND HOCKEY FTW!!!!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (*snort*)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (No demon actually my friend is the vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Good luck when the earth dies)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Last time I check Mary-sue wasn't raped)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (how do you do that?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (Actually I am against abortion)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Oh ya I'm definitely not responsible...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Reading is knowledge and a escape)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (oop mom we're terrorists)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (._.)
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast (*partying with friends*)
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK (Black goes with everything though)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Why yes, yes I am)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I am?)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Awkward moment when it's the other way around *looks at best friend*)
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (NERDS ARE SEXY! YOU BE JELLY FISH)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.(I kinda am a whimp)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (But I want to help the person)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake(Only semi-perfectionist I don't cry over silly things like that)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problemsI don't have many real friends so I must be anti-social and spend all my time online I like anime so I must be an obsessive fangirl that squeals a lot (awkward moment) I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
Girl: Slow down, Im scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. ... Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on your head? It's bugging me. Girl:*Puts helmet on her head* Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe.(In the paper the next day:(...A motorcycle had crashed into a building... because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. Re-post if you love someone more than yourself, and would do the same if you had too.Family is included
Oh my maple *Cries like the idiot I am*
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven
My anime family
England- My mama
France- My papa
Matthew- Big brother
America- Big Brother
Germany and Prussia- Uncles
N. Italy and Romano- My Aunts
Hungary- My Aunt
Austria- My uncle
Sealand- My cousin
Sweden- My uncle
Finland- My aunt
Russia- My uncle
Poland- Like my totally awesome fashionista cousin
Seychelles Big sister
Ichigo- Big brother
Renji- Big brother
Naruto- Big brother
Sasuke- Brother in law
Kakashi- Uncle in law
Sebastian- Big brother
Grell- Big brother
Undertaker- Big brother
L- Twin brother