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Joined 03-21-12, id: 3838745, Profile Updated: 06-30-13

What you are about to read, will blow your wig right off of your head...

Are you ready for this...?

Are you sure...?

Ok, Here it goes...

I'M A BOY!

LE GASP!

I know right...

Here is an even bigger shocker...

IM NOT GAY!...

My sister is an auther on here. So I made a profile to stalk her. >] MWAHAHAHA!

She is actually pretty good. You should check her out! YoungKittenWhitlock

Moving On... Im on Twitter under @TweetYoMother Check me out! I like to put funny crap up.

My favorite fics are about superheros, but I also read Twilight storys. Because that is all my sister writes.

PS... IM BACK!!! and I've been gone for a while!

...Don't forget about my Twitter!

PUT YOUR iPOD ON SHUFFLE AND PRESS FW FOR EACH QUESTION. USE THE SONG NAME TO ANSWER THE QUESTION...

How am i feeling today? Boot Hill :Stevie Ray Vaughan

Will i get far in life? She's My Momma :Fat Joe

How do my friends see me? Boogie Oogie Oogie :A Taste OF Honey

Where will I get married? Bad Girlfriend :Theory Of A Deadman

What is my best friend's theme song? I Think They Like Me :Bow Wow

What is the story of my life? With You :LMFAO

What is high school like? Hey Y'all :Chris Cagle

How can I get ahead in life? Take It Easy :Eagles

What is the best thing about me? Long Way From Home :Stevie Ray Vaughan

How is today going to be? Deuces Are Wild :Aerosmith

What is in store for this weekend? Too Good Is True :Rascal Flatts

What song describes my parents? Temperature :Sean Paul

To describe my grand parents? Livin' On The Edge :Aerosmith

How is my life going? To Catch A Predator :ICP

What song will they play at my funeral? Vera Lee :ICP

How does the world see me? Lonely Lover :Shaggy

Will i have a happy life? I Know :Uncle Kracker

What do my friends really think of me? Super Charger Heaven :White Zombie

Do people secretly lust over me? When You're Mad :Ne-Yo

How can i make myself happy? Gets Me Through :Ozzy

what should i do in my life? Toy Box :ICP

Will i ever have children? Supernatural :ICP

What is some good advice for me? It Takes A Man :Chris Young

How will i be remembered? Red Neck Hoe :ICP

What is my signature dancing song? Look At Little Sister :Stevie Ray Vaughan

What do i think my current theme song is? Fifteen Years Ago :Conway Twitty

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Poppin' My Collar :Three 6 Mafia

What type of men/women do you like? Like You :Bow Wow


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Lay Your World On Me by YoungKittenWhitlock reviews
One-Shot. Emmett has the worst luck with new neighbors. First the Whitlocks. Foul mouth beer drinking rednecks. Now a hermit who plays her music way to loud. But when he starts to fall for this broken, lifeless hermit, will he follow the rednecks advice and stay away? NOT A HEA! AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Good UniGod by YoungKittenWhitlock reviews
Bella Dwyer is a crazy homeless girl who talks to a stuffed Unicorn, but she has dark secrets that haunt her constantly. Then she meets the Cullens. Blah Blah Blah. Just read please. Rated M Lang/Ment of Rape. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Peter, Man of Love by YoungKittenWhitlock reviews
Songfic. Rodney Carrington's 'Carlos, Man of Love'. Bella is upset about her job. Peter know's just how to cheer her up. It's funny, and fluffy. Rated M for a few bad words. Short and sweet. I promise you will laugh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Drinkin' Me Lonely by YoungKittenWhitlock reviews
Based on the Chris Young Song 'Drinkin' me lonely'. Bella loved Peter, But Peter loved drinking. She knew the only way to save him was to leave him. With the Help of his brother and a friend can Peter overcome this battle? Mention of suicide. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Peter, Bella, Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Cullens in KMart by Miss Whoniverse reviews
The Cullen kids go to wreak havoc in our favourite victim of pranks, K-Mart! Cursing in one scene, but only two words. It is just one very looong chapter because I couldn't be bothered making seperate chapters. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete