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Author has written 70 stories for Harry Potter, Mentalist, A song of Ice and Fire, Vampire Diaries, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

he told me that my hair was red, told me I was beautiful and came into my bed
oh I cut his hair myself one night, a pair of dull scissors in the yellow light
and he told me that I'd done alright, and kissed me 'til the mornin' light

oh, we couldn't bring the columns down, we couldn't destroy a single one
and history books forgot about us
and the bible didn't mention us, not even once

regina spektor


―currently unable to write and update frequently...; I blame this on endless exams, everyday life and horrible internet connection

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―to everyone who has encouraged me to keep writing, through reviews, messages and all that jazz; don't let the others hear me say this, but -
I love you the most.

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Charlotte's Web by Lexikal reviews
"When two become as one, the fun will have begun." A decade after the murder of Jane's family, Red John decides to up the ante, pulling Jane and Lisbon into a deadly cat-and-mouse game with a disturbed young "apprentice" who has the power to change the dynamics of Jane's life in ways he never dreamed possible. My RJ is not the show's RJ. Strong horror elements. Adult readers only.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 313,703 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John, OC
Slow Play by ibuzoo reviews
It's winter, when she first notices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Bellatrix L., Abraxas M. - Complete
the deal by clairebare reviews
can jane and lisbon be saved?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013
Inertia by explodingduck reviews
"But she does not want the Jane who pushes away his feelings like this, as if joy and pain aren't a package deal. She knows that he knows that they are."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.]
The Blurriest Line Of All by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Season 6/Warning:Dark/Angst/Morbid Sense Of Humor/ For Gray Doll/ -And Teresa is happy they don't let her drive that big SUV. Now she can sleep on the backseat instead of paying attention to the road. And it's not like she has some serious issues with other people driving the car.-/Lisbon&Jane
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
We Will Meet Again, In The Forest Of Forgotten Tears by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Warning: DARK/ANGST/ AU/ - "Please don't," is all she can muster. A helpless attempt to tame a monster. "This game isn't over yet," he tells her warily. And if she wouldn't know better, she would have said he sounded sad. - / Teresa L. & Ray H. (Red John)
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
the one who made us all by clairebare reviews
character death, sort of. mystery, humor
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Teresa L., Kimball C.
You Turn Roses To Razorblades by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Warning: DARK/ANGST/AU/ - She should never have come here, she knows. She's not just playing with fire anymore. She's burning in the dragons dungeon. And she'll never make it out alive.-/ Lisbon & Ray Haffner (Red John) / DARK
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
And She Plays Them Like Puppets by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Spoiler 6x10/Warning: DARK/ANGST! AU/ -It's funny watching Abbott take down the associaton, because she already took the money and the most important people with her a few years ago. /Lisbon&RayHaffner(RedJohn)/Lisbon&Jane/DARK
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Victim Of Your Pain by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Spoiler up to 6x10/ Warning: DARK/ANGSTY / - "Alright, honey," he starts, holding up his hands in surrender. "Do me a favor and put the gun down. Then we can talk." "Talk?" she all but laughs, the gun in her trembling hands. "We're done talking, darling." She almost spits the term of endearment in his face, that cruel smile never leaving her face. / Jane&Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Life Beyond The Stars by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Warning: DARK/ ANGST/ - "I'm pregnant,Jane," she whispers./And he wants to tell her that he's sorry, but the words won't come. And he already knows it's the worst thing he's ever done.-/ DARK Jane&Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
With a Thousand Memories by guineapiggie reviews
"On the lawn in front of her house, amidst the snow that had fallen the previous night just in time for Christmas Eve, sat a frog. Not a real one, a paper frog. [...] It was childish, she knew that. Patrick Jane had disappeared to God knew where, taking her gun and her heart with him, and a bloody frog in her garden didn't mean he'd come back. " CHRISTMAS fluff, one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Ruby Crown by Wandergirl108 reviews
By chance, the BAU and Lisbon's team cross paths following separate cases. Six professional profilers and one mentalist is quite a powerful force…maybe enough to bring down the monster who has tormented Jane for years. But will Jane accept the help? Will the BAU suffer from repercussions for getting involved in this old struggle? And can Red John truly be defeated once and for all?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,779 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch, Patrick J., Red John - Complete
The Office Policy Conundrum by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
AU crack!tag to 6x03. Four of the five Serious Crimes Unit agents had somehow managed to become romantically linked to one another, without Lisbon's knowledge or consent.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
To Everything There is an End by Mizumaru Mari reviews
"Now she is wheat trampled underfoot, unfit for consumption and heart wrenchingly pitiful." It has been called the Rape of Persephone, but perhaps the tale was not quite so simple. Rated for reference to rape.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Demeter, Hades, Persephone, Zeus - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3259 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorcerer's Queen by Blue Lace Agate reviews
What if Jafar never made that third wish? What if Jasmine made the ultimate bargain to save those she loved? Three glimpses into a world that nearly was. Rated T for sensual content and adult situations.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jafar, Jasmine - Complete
and the history books forgot about us: five lives by jadeandlilac reviews
Now is not the time. There is never a time for them, never a place that stayed theirs long enough.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cersei L., Jaime L. - Complete
Exist by amberpire reviews
He can't be mad at her up close, especially when she's staring at him like he actually means something. ;Haymitch/Katniss;
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Clash of the Titans HouseMentalist listing by Anne Hedonia reviews
Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system wouldn't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - G. House, Patrick J. - Complete
Touch by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Thor used to reach for Loki all the time. There came a day when he did not, so Loki reached for Thor instead.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
His Penumbra by TheSillyFrog reviews
Bellatrix feels nothing but emptiness. When Riddle takes her under his wing and shows her the journey to perfection, she experiences the dizzying horrors of a world of madness and pain. All for the sake of perfection. She is lost in his penumbra. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
it was the look on their faces by youcallitwinter reviews
Life after Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sacrifice by Oroburos69 reviews
Jane is broken and the shards cut everything he touches. One shot for the Mentalist Kink Meme. Warnings inside.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
A Bloody Ledger of Lies by Leukhendian reviews
Even the Joker deserves to tell his beginnings. At least he thinks so himself. And his smile has a bloody story to tell... Post-BB/Pre-TDK, One-Shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Joker - Complete
Flames by disco biscuit reviews
Bellatrix and Voldemort: the story of their relationship. Shagging, violence, love (ish), whole bag o' Fraught Emotion. All that jazz. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,981 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
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let's leave the scene out of the crime reviews
"I know you might not believe this, but I'm actually aware of how much I messed up. And how Lisbon is not going to forgive me this time. And how much all of you hate me, which is a justified sentiment, truly." -― Jane and Cho have a conversation, set somewhere in season 2.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7 - Patrick J., Kimball C. - Complete
see, my love, is asleep on the floor reviews
"But, the thing is, she also knows he catches her staring at him sometimes. Like she was just glancing and forgot to look away." -— Jane/Lisbon of sorts, set somewhere in season 1, drabble-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
hold my hand forever (because we're god's favorite children) reviews
"He had told her once about endless universes, endless possibilities, but she can't quite recall how it went." Ten lives Jane and Lisbon might have lived, and the one they do. -— Jane/Lisbon, a collection of AU stories.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,206 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
this is as good a place to fall as any reviews
"Jane," she snaps, and this time when he waits for her to speak she doesn't have anything to say. I am afraid, too, he wants to tell her, but he just holds her. For a moment. Even though it's not safe and there's another human being's safety riding on them. -— AU, Jane/Lisbon, DARK.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
an angel of small death and the codeine scene reviews
"Red John has no idea what's so special about one Teresa Lisbon; he isn't willing to let go until he finds out." -― slight AU, set somewhere in season 5.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
the torn down, the experts at the fall reviews
On her right, there is a safety net, but she thinks there is no point in being a tightrope walker, if you are afraid of the abyss.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
on the occasion of one's proudly joining the fold(s) reviews
"Lisbon, I think I found something." Perhaps they could unravel this whole thing, after all. -— rated T for occasional mild language
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
ultraviolence reviews
It's always at night, when she hears tell of serial killers and corrupt cops and prostitutes and gang shootings down dirty alleyways, when she closes her curtains to the sight of broken streetlights and shiny black cars. -― Noir AU, Sansa/Sandor, Sansa/Petyr, one-sided Joffrey/Margaery
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Petyr B./Littlefinger, Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
only bones burned to the glass reviews
"If anything happened to her — if I lost her—" he stops, takes a small breath, "I'd die." -— Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C. - Complete
singing with all my skin and bone reviews
She decides to stop counting how many times they've slept, or tried to sleep, in the car. -— Sansa/Sandor, modern AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
taking the stars from my eyes reviews
"I like you. Your brand of crazy is exciting." -— Patrick/Angela
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
holy water (cannot help you now) reviews
"Try to convince yourself that you're not lost. That there's something, still something out there for you to continue on. That you're just taking the long way home."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
merrily we roll reviews
"Alright, how about this, Kimball – how would you feel about becoming a godfather?" -— Jane/Lisbon, parody-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
professional painting reviews
In the absence of very hard cases to solve, agents need to find other ways to keep themselves occupied. "Did you see the turtleneck he was wearing the other day?" [the updated version]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Complete
heaven can eavesdrop, cause we're the angels now reviews
Tag to 6x22, "Blue Bird". In all countries, in all religions, throughout the world, it is a known fact; heaven is beautiful, heaven is peaceful, heaven is the place for eternal rejoicing and a thing to pray for, to fight for. (It's also a place for watching everything that happens elsewhere.)
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Complete
our hearts swell like a water at weight reviews
Her eyes were on him, then, and he concentrated on being a part of Jem. For himself. For Tessa. For his own damn sanity. -— AU, Will/Tessa/Jem
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Will H., Tessa G., Jem C. - Complete
let the only sound be the overflow reviews
They just sit there and stare at each other. She can't think of anything to say, and besides, she doesn't think that he would answer. But he still looks at her, and every time he blinks, she can hear his voice like a peal inside her head; "you're just like me." -— Hermione/Tom, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,052 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
ghost heartlines reviews
He starts calling her every night, just to hear her say, "Teresa Lisbon, please leave a message," in a happy voice. And he does. He leaves message after message. -— Jane-centric, one-sided Jane/Lisbon, mentions of Lisbon/Pike. Dark — could be triggering.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
write the saddest lines reviews
Maybe he will write them a story. It will be the one in which Jane loves Lisbon the right way and he loves her enough, and Marcus Pike will be neither a character nor a clue. — Jane, Lisbon, Pike, and a thing forgotten.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
holes in our hearts and dust on the road reviews
"Adam dies, God and Lucifer are never heard of again; Lilith and Eve inherit the earth." AU; Hermione, Bellatrix and Draco, after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
with a gentle heart and blood like fire reviews
"This is how queens are made." Daenerys Targaryen becomes Queen of Westeros, with Jon Snow, Aegon Targaryen and Ser Jorah by her side, and her father's blood burning in her veins. -— Dany-centric, Dany/Jorah if you squint very hard.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S., Jorah M., Aegon VI - Complete
they'll name a city after us reviews
Her mother always told her, "Be home before dark, and do not talk to strangers." But in the end, he simply snatched her up and carried her away before she had the chance to talk. — Greek mythology AU, Klaus/Caroline
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
when dolls go to sleep reviews
When he returns, almost a week later, she is still there. — Bellatrix/Voldemort, AU of sorts, dark. triggering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
glass houses reviews
Lisbon visits a murderer in his cell. —AU, allusions to Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Romeo & Juliet reviews
Patrick Jane, professional gambler and personal adviser to Tommy Volker, flees with Teresa Lisbon after an incident that forces them to reconsider their standing in the underworld of Volker's crime syndicate. — AU, Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,097 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
we are not standing, we are falling reviews
Years later, the world is crumbling around her but he writes: 'I love you, Teresa'. And she writes back. — Jane/Lisbon, futurefic
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
draw your silverware but keep it clean reviews
"There are only so many times one can shoot college students, don a Dracula costume, and grope an unwilling partner tied to a chair before it all crosses the line into pure rudeness." - In which Jane is willing to be friendly, Red John can't handle emotional stress, Bret Stiles is indignant and Lisbon is forced to attend the most awkward dinner of her life.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
uncover our heads and reveal our souls reviews
She's like Alice in a smoky Wonderland. — Sansa/Sandor, modern AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] - Complete
burning angel wings to dust reviews
"She spins and laughs at the blood red sky, wondering if Patrick can hear her." — historical, of sorts, vampire AU. Jane/Lisbon, Red John/Lisbon, Jane/Red John
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
looking glass reviews
'You may hide your sorrow behind a face of sadistic pleasure, and no one may know it, not even yourself.' — double drabble, Red John-centric
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
writer's block reviews
"By the Transitive Property of Equality (if x equals y and y equals z, then x equals z), us equals dead." — Red John threatens the team, and everyone decides to take matters into their own hands. But perhaps writing letters to each other to explain their actions isn't such a great idea after all.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
nights in red satin reviews
"If you love me, you don't love me in a way I understand." — a series of interwining oneshots, revolving around the relationships of Teresa Lisbon with a brilliant consultant and an obsessive serial killer. AU, and rated M for a reason.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,602 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
a rose for mortal souls reviews
Every night he vowed not to give in to her, and every night he failed. — Harry/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
turn out the lights reviews
"We don't deserve this, do we?" he asks, his lips still twisted in a mockery of a smile. — companion piece to 'Even In Death Our Love Goes On', Jane/Lisbon/Red John, implied Lisbon/Mashburn
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
even in death our love goes on reviews
She knows that if they leave her all by herself, she might be tempted to follow. — Jane/Lisbon/Red John, and slightly weird
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
sweetheart trying to get away reviews
"I love you," he whispers in her hair when he pulls her in his arms, and she's not sure that's what she wants to hear. — Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
hit me and it felt like a kiss reviews
And Teresa has to feel like she'd do anything to get him back. — Jane/Lisbon, mild spoilers for the latest season 6 episodes
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
and the bible didn't mention us reviews
'There will more than enough time to think of death and pain and revenge when the serial killer is upon them, or they upon him. But for now, Lisbon enjoys her unexpected freedom with her friends. And Lorelei, who must be the last person she ever would have expected to have along for a tour around the world.' — Season 5 AU, eventual Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Lorelei M.
before the fall reviews
He dances with her until dawn. — Jane/Lisbon, could be triggering
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
flame colored paradise reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots exploring the many facets of the mildly obsessive, morally questionable, highly dysfunctional relationship between our beloved senior agent and our not so beloved serial killer. — Lisbon/Red John, obviously. Could be triggering. (written for the wonderful LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou)
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
making your coworker jealous 101 reviews
"Patrick Jane, you should prepare yourself." — Jane/Lisbon, and a dash of silliness
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
the perils of eloquence reviews
In which Lisbon discovers that asking Patrick Jane to talk dirty in bed doesn't always go smoothly. / JanexLisbon
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
follow the stars reviews
In which Teresa gets lost in the woods and, surprisingly, doesn't mind. Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
burning bright reviews
He's drawn to her, like a moth to a flame. — Lisbon/Red John
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Blessings and Burns reviews
A collection of unrelated drabbles, featuring all characters - but mainly Jisbon. All genres, all ratings, and a lot of randomness.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013
blood reviews
It was everywhere, all around him. — Jane-centric, implied character death
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
there's poison in your kiss reviews
She knew now, what Snow White's apple must have tasted like. — Jane/Lisbon, Red John/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
our hearts were once beating reviews
Teresa was the one he had to comfort him from ghosts. - Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
teardrops and rust reviews
'If he could turn back time, he would.' - Double drabble, Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
close your eyes and deal reviews
'He thought for a moment. "Well... I believe that we could land upon a mutually beneficial agreement."' — Lisbon/Red John
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
dollhouse reviews
The doll was a stupid liar. Surely it was. — original character-centric
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Red John - Complete
last fair deal gone down reviews
"She can't renege now - Just grit your teeth and deal, Reese." — Lisbon/Red John, most definitely triggering. Dark.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Teresa L. - Complete
blood stains reviews
He could tell this was code for 'Shut up and don't look at me like that, Jane, I'm not dying.' — Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
gilded chains reviews
"This isn't at all how I imagined this day would go."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Teresa L. - Complete
the things i do for love reviews
Walter Mashburn decides that the two fascinating star-crossed lovers have spent more than enough time away from each other. - Jane/Lisbon if you squint, very mild spoilers for season 6's latest episodes
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Walter M. - Complete
red riding hood in wonderland reviews
"I'll be waiting then, Teresa." — Jane & Lisbon, aftermath of sorts to "where the wild roses grow"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
where the wild roses grow reviews
She almost smiles at the thought – Red Riding Hood and her lover running from the big, bad wolf. — Jane/Lisbon, Lisbon/Red John, DARK. Triggering all over the place.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
straight through hell with a smile reviews
"Then Patrick Jane enters her life, and it all comes rushing back." — Jane/Lisbon, slightly dark. could be triggering.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us reviews
"In the morning, she tells him yes." — Jane/Lisbon, discontinued.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
a show of gratitude reviews
"Why on earth did you stop?" / Tag to 6x10, merely something I wish would have happened. Double drabble.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
throw the ashes to the wind reviews
""Teresa, what where you thinking?" he asks, his voice strained like he's been yelling. Or crying." — Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
home again reviews
Tag to 6x09 - He thinks that he shouldn't have stayed away for so long after all. But he lived, and he learned (however that came much later than he had planned), and he knows that time is never truly wasted. — Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
no second chance reviews
She thinks she won't open her door to him this time. Teresa Lisbon is done with giving second chances. — Lisbon-centric, Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
be mine tonight reviews
She wants to slap him. She wants to kiss him. She wants him to leave and never come back again, because he's hurt her enough already. She wants him to stay here with her forever. — Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
medicate with tea reviews
Revenge is a dish that is best served with tea - but perhaps, so is love. — Jane-centric, Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
stairway to heaven reviews
Tag to 6x07 and 6x08, can now officially be called canon divergence - 'But the second passes quickly, and determination takes over again.'
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Complete
those wicked charms reviews
"He will break her, crush that sparkling spirit of hers, and when she's nothing but ashes and rust, he'll give her a new life and make her strong again." — Red John/Lorelei, DARK. trigger warnings all over the place.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Red John, Lorelei M. - Complete
burgeon reviews
'No-one said it was going to be easy, but there is nothing to stop us from trying.' — a collection of Sandor/Sansa moments. future-fic
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Eyes On Fire reviews
Love is a burning thing; he set the fire, and she let it consume her. Bella/Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Μαύρα Διαμάντια reviews
Η διαβόητη Μπέλατριξ Λεστρέιντζ δεν ήταν πάντα ασταθής, δεν ήταν πάντα μια δολοφόνος. Κάποτε ήταν γνωστή ως Μπέλα -ως ένα κορίτσι που πήγαινε σχολείο, ένα κορίτσι που παντρεύτηκε και βρέθηκε στον κόσμο των ενήλικων πιο νωρίς από όσο θα ήθελε. Ένα κορίτσι που γνώρισε κάποιον που της άλλαξε ολόκληρη τη ζωή...Αυτή είναι η ιστορία της Μπέλατριξ Λεστρέιντζ -η ιστορία της Μπέλα.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Greek - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Bellatrix L.