Author has written 6 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.
Likes: I am a huge Transformers fan! I liked the G1 series even though I wasnt born till the 90s. I LOVE Transformers Prime. Its my biggest obsession right now. The movies were good I just hate that they killed off some of my favorite characters, may they rest in peace. The majority of my stories will probably be transformers just because I'm such a nerd!
I love listening to music, mostly christian rock but I listen to all kinds of stuff! Some of my favorites would have to be Linkin Park, Skillet, Pink, Tenth Avenue North, and many many more. Some of my favorite movies are Transformers (duh), Taken, The Dark Knight, Alien vs Predator, Wild Hogs, The Three Stooges, Harry Potter, Death Race, Live Free Die Hard, Fire Proof, Courageous, and mostly action and comedy in general. I dont really like chick flicks cause I tend to fall asleep lol.
I love to read and some of my favorites are the Harry Potter series, Fablehaven series, The Beyonders, and The Hunger Games. Mostly fantasy and sci-fi.
I am all about some varity. I cant really hate on anything. ( Respect the classics man!) Thank you cars for that wonderful quote!
A/N: I like to hear the opinions of anyone who reads my stories so for those that read Transformers Prime: plus 1 please feel free to review and comment on it so that I know what to improve on or what yall would like to see out of it. If you have any requests to what you want to see in a chapter just leave a note in a review and I will be sure to do my best. Thank you cant wait to hear from ya! :D
I LOVED THIS I JUST HAD TO PUT IT ON MY PROFILE! WISH I CAME UP WITH IT BUT SADLY NO! OH WELL STILL GOT A GOOD LAUGH!
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.
Copy and paste this if you wish a Transformer was real and would be your friend or ask you out.
Copy and paste this if someone said your obsessed with Transformers. (Only 50 times a day)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation,copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If yIf you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you're older then 12 and still love cartoons, copy & paste this to your profile!
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07, '09 or '11 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
-You have, or plan on doing so, painted the Autobot insignia on your vehicle (I so plan on doing this)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro(Chairs, electric fences, apples, ect.)
Copy and paste if your still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
IfIf you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message
If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.
Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!
Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
My name is Sarah
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...
Slinky Escalator Endless fun
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
How can I miss you if you never left?
I'm not with stupid anymore!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you
You? Die? You're too mean to die.
Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary
We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago
Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale."
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?
When I'm at Deaths door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad.
Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS
Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitchslap that motherfucker upside the head.
He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all its pupils,
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children..
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?
Sticks and Stones can break my bones, But words can hurt my inner child.
A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman,"
It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...
Love your enemies, it pisses them off.
And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!
I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.
There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.
Don't blame yourself. Let me do it
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.
Never regret what once made you smile.
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.
Shock me... say something intelligent.
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.
Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.
You'er not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again.
Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.
When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.
Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask myself, "Where did I go wrong?" and a voice answers back, "When you decided to shoot the idiots rather than blow them up and got us thrown in jail."
At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.
Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill.
I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.
I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either.
I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.
One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.
I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional.
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.
The words I love you in different languages.
English: I love you
Dutch: Ik hou van je
French: Je t'aime
German: Ich liebe dich
Latin: Amo te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Italian: Ti amo
Spanish: Te quiero
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is weirdo cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the thrid line form the top and I bet you can wait to pass this on