cynical shoelace
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Joined 05-13-03, id: 384325
Author has written 3 stories for Kodomo No Omocha, Gravitation, and Naruto.
I'm 12, I'm near-flunking everything except English and yet I still waste my time doing stupid things like publishing all this crap to kill everybody who reads it and surfing the internet. Sigh. Never mind.

'Wit is educated insolence.'-Aristotle

So I'm and educated, but insolent little brat who goes around shoving allegedly witty comments into people's faces. I'm also a hypocrite! ^_^

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A Weiss Mary Sue by Exileian reviews
Oh look! A Weiss Mary Sue! Another story of the perfect girl joining WeissSchwarzSchreientKritikerRosenkreuzetc.! OH. MY. GAWD. You HAVE to read it. Aya and Crawford are the Embodiment of Mary Sue Haters. I think. DONE LIEK WOAH.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,330 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 5/27/2003 - B. Crawford, Aya/Ran F.
Tenipuri Phone Messages by yukuro reviews
The Regulars of the boys' tennis club decided to get cell phones to keep in contact with each other. With cell phones, come personal recordings and messages... Fuji likes his recording, and to see Tezuka suffer.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Complete
Pole Dancer by TouTetsu reviews
au; tofuu; fuuko reveals her dark past to mifuyu, how will mifuyu react?; family picnic ! tokiya's father warns them to be careful, danger lurks; probably the final lighthearted chapter before things turn dark. (: please r&r ! thank-you list below.
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003
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Portrait of the Cynic reviews
[AU] Hinata is an artist. Gaara is her new model. GaaHina, morbid Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2004
Yuki Eiri reviews
[AU?] Shuichi's always been the one being hurt. But he's hurting Yuki as well, and Shuichi knows it. [oneshot, dark Shuichi]
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Kodocha: The Next Level reviews
Everyone’s finally in high school and Sana is the best among the child stars. But can she still remain among the best even with the new and fast rising star Shizuka Satsuki? NOT a ripoff of Inuyasha loves sake's 'Kodocha: Satu's Stage'
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2003