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Joined 03-23-12, id: 3844137, Profile Updated: 06-03-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hellsing, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Jhonen Vasquez.

Hello HYU-MUNS I am SEY! Josey to be exact, can you tell I like Invader Zim? ANYHOW HYU-MUNS That is not why I am here!!!!!!! I am here to make fan fictions! Most of them will get a, but all in all I hope I make good fan-fics :D . And even though I am sure most of you really don't care, I'll tell you a couple things.


2. I love ANYTHING by Jhonen Vasquez.

3. BVB is my all time favorite band


5. Anime is like unicorn barf, so disgustingly beautiful * * oops my eyes exploded from EPICNESS!!!!!

6. I am EXTREMELY RANDOM Do not try to have a very serious talk with me because it will not work. You can be all. "and yesterday my dog derpers died, it's very tragic." Me"I HAVE LLAMA AND PANDA POWERS! Wanna see?" You"I'm trying to be serious." Me"SO AM I and I fail, and I deeply apologize for it."

7. I'm very shy at first in real life, but once you know I'm kind of like "HFVJBFVIOVNHEFIJVH UNICORNS KJFVNKIFVNKLDFJVKL POTATO SHJBCKDWJBVHKHDFBVKDFHBVE I HAVE LLAMA AND PANDA POWERS HDCBVKHDFBWVN" Also that's if you meet me on the internet, derporina.

8. I HATE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!!!!!! You fan-girls can hate all you want BUT I WILL NEVER MAKE A JUSTIN BEIBER FAN FICTION EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR You will have to slowly cut of my toes before I do that!

9. I'm in band, explains a lot.

10. If your gonna hate on a story, then that means I have a right to put some not so nice things on your story, I accept criticism but when your like "OMG your story sucks, and your character derperlala is such a slut, you suck, i'm so hot but your ugly hahaha." The it's like "Game on." so do yourself a favor, be smart, don't be a bitch.

That's about it, yepshires, so that's MEEEEEEEEEEE so...LLAMA BARF DORP bye!



Nicknames:J, JJ, Unicorn (long story), Pika (longer), Yoshi (not so long really), Voodoo doll (You don't want to know :3)

Age:uhm bitch plz NONE YA BUISNESS

Location:a town, in a country, on a planet, in space O.O yes...

B-Day:August 7th

Favorite Books:...actually all :D, except Twilight, vampires do not sparkle I am sorry

Favorite movies:They kill the books -_- WHY BOOKS WHY except harry potter and hunger games GO KATNISS!

Gender:I am a female person hella yea

Lot's of ZaDr, Invader Zim, etc etc, and anime, so much anime. I WILL CONTROL YOU ALL WITH IT!!!!!


The average american reads 3 books a year...I must not be average seeing as I read 652893658927346598734265893485723756938475983476587932569327 every 6 months :)

For all of us Potter-heads

In Memory of James Potter
a hero of his time

In memory of Lily Potter
Who proved muggle-borns are as good as pure-blood

In memory of Cedric Diggory
though he is still alive in twilight :3

In memory of Fred Weasly,
Who died believing jokes can stop all evil. (At least long enough to kill the person!)

In memory of Sirius Black,
Who died missing his best friend but finding a new one.

In memory of Remus Lupin,
Who died a new father and husband.

In memory of Nimphadora Tonks,
Who died a new mother and wife.

In memory of Albus Dumbledore,
Who died working for the greater good.

In memory of Bellatrix Lestrange,
Who deserved every bit of pain she got.

In memory of Voldemort (aka Tom Marvolo Riddle),
Who was pretty awesome and hot before he was reborn, but EVIL!

In memory of Dobby,
Who died a free elf.


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Invader Sey



FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.(that's true about me and my friends)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DARN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap.

So no I don't have any friend's, all mine stick around because they are best friends :D

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Ahhhh insanity, so very peaceful. :3

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(hahahha yeah . . .)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(more like 1 am but same diffrence)

You write fanfictions about the book. (always and forever)

You try to get all of your friends (Yep, this includes you skylar and adriana READ)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not to often)

Everything reminds you of the book.(TRUTH)

You quote random lines all the time. (mmmmmhmmmmm)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I have tried to do a harry potter spell numerous times, AVADA CADABRA damn, kayleigh bumgardner is still alive >=()

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (Example: Turning my teacher into a frog.)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You wish that you could go to the funerals of very missed characters(Cedric, Fred, Dumblydore, Tonks!)

You like to randomly shout things(I AM THE QUEEN OF FLORP!!!!! yes...)

You've got a book memorized.(Very much so.)

You've read a book more than five times.(Five? Five really? BITCH PLZ IT'S MORE LIKE 32748534569 TIMES!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.( 400 pages?? ha, 1000, try that. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (OKay, J.K Rowling, you're dead. You killed Sirius, Remus, Fred, and Dobby WHY YOU KILL DOBBY YOU DIE!!!!!!.)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(Whoever Draco Malfoy marries in the end :3)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional ( Example: DUMBLEDORE WAS ALIVE!!!! I will get my hogwarts letter I WILL!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Yesh)

You check your mouth every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted fangs.(Yay! Im a vampire! No sparkles right? *goes outside* GAH IT BURNS!!!!!!)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (Heck yea I AM AS EVIL AS VOLDEMORT BEEYOTCHES1!!!!)


about me!

1) Favorite object in my room?

My bed, my dinosaur, and my Wii

2) What flavor Slurpee do you get?

COCA COLA (if you look closely you see an elephant)

3) Do you get nervous before doctors appointments?

Not really.

4) Favorite song?

Animal I Have Become-Three Days Grace (it's so beautiful :'D)

5) What do you think of hot dogs?

They make me barf and I can't eat them, yucky

6) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Soda, you heard right, soda, coca cola preferably

7) Can you do pushups?


8) Can you do chin ups?

-_- who the fuck does chin ups?

9) What’s you favorite piece of jewelry?


10) Do you like blue cheese?


11) Ever been in a car crash?


12) What's one thing you hate about your self?

ummm...I'm pretty confident, but my acne and every kid hates acne

13) Middle name?

my middle name is so old and boring Virginia -_- I feel like an old lady (where's my teeth sonny?)

14) 3 things going through your head right now?

1.Imma Llama

2.I wonder if you can send a potato to the moon?

3.Me:Imma taco You:REALLY Me:mmmmhmmmmm

15) Three things you bought yesterday?

food, slurpee, and...if stuff on deviant art counts an Smeet adoptable

16) 3 things you drink regularly?

Coke slurpee, milk, apple Juice, and of course Brain Freezy's (PM me if you get that and I will love you!)

17) 3 things you eat regularly?

Pizza Rolls, Bosco Sticks, Spaghetti

18) Current worry?

If I'll see my best friend or not :(

19) Current hate?

The fact a lot Christians blame every bad thing they do or think on the devil and not themselves IT ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME

20) Do you spend Christmas with your extended worry?

I hate Christmas, to busy and boring, I only go for food and presents

21) How do you bring in the new year?

Writing a one-shot yaoi cause it's hot :P

22) Where would you like to be right now?

...I'm fine here

23) Do you own slippers?


24) What shirt are you wearing?

Guitars and stuch

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

...I have no idea what that is like

26) Can you whistle?

a little

27) Which hand do you write with?

My right hand is dominate (that is meant to be the most perverted way possible)

28) Favorite girls name?

Raven, Silvia, Tracey, Corey

29) Favorite boys name?

Harry, John, Chris, Kenny (OMG THEY KILLED KENNY)

30) Whats in your pocket?

31) Last person to make you laugh?

Myself, I punched myself cause I'm a retard XD

32) Worst injury you've ever had?

Broken leg from falling off a snowmobile, hurt like HELL

33) Do you love where you live?

Nope, it is cold and snowy and I hate it,

34) How many TV's do you have at home?


35) Who is your loudest friend?

...I can't I'm the loudest in my group XD

36) How many dogs do you have?

1, my adorable puppy rosey, she sleeping...on her back lol

37) What is your favorite candy?


38) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

TWWOHP. (The wizarding world of Harry Potter)

39) What were you doing at midnight last night?


40) What was the first thing you thought this morning when you woke up?

Where the fuck am I?! Oh, just my room, mtay

41) What song is stuck in your head right now? Pirates of the caribbean Medallion Calls THANK YOU

42) What was the last thing that you ate?


43) What was the last TV show that you watched/finished?


44) Are you a nerd?

not mathy schooly nerdy but yes I am so very nerdy

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Come Seras, follow me in fear through the darkest Gloom"-Hellsing Volume 4

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?


3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

No cable

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

At 3:45 coming hom

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Facebook shiznit

9. What are you wearing?

Guitar shirt and jeans :3

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep, about Alucard because he is HOTOTOTOT

11. When did you last laugh?


12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Drawings and a calendar

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I looked in the mirror and made a weird face, does that count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

mmmmmmm ok

15. What is the last film you saw?

Some weird time travel movie from 1988

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every Hellsing thing on the planet

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am apparently stalked by Alucard and Schrodinger, they wake me up they die

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make Alucard real, IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN THAT WOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19. George Bush:

can suck my nuts

If you think Nny is sexy, and say so about every 10 seconds, copy and paste this onto your profile.

How do you know...

If you're an Invader Zim Fan:

- When you ask to use the restroom, you stand up on your chair and shout "I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom!"

- When you come back from the restroom, you slam open the door and shout "MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!"

- You've put about 1,000 searches under google through the exact same keywords, "Invader Zim"

- You've read and edited every Wikipedia page about Invader Zim

- Your homepage is

- Your dog's name is Gir

- You bought your dog a rubber pig and moose

- You died your dog green, put a zipper on him, and attached a voice box that said stuff like "TACOS!"

- You have blueprints of taking over the world hung up on your wall

- You can answer this question on the spot: "In the episode Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom, what time is lunch?"

- You have a pig with money

- You know the Room With a Moose verse of Boom Chicka Boom

- You have Gir underwear

If you're a Jhonen Vasquez fan:

- You're favorite song is Shut Me Up by Mindless Self Indulgence

- You've watched Jhonen Vasquez in Supa Nova Part 5 about 21,000 times and added it to your favorites

- You walked into a comic book store for the first time and bought every Jhonen comic copy they had

- You have your own comic

- You've stood up on a bench in the park and shouted "JHONEN IN MY POCKET! YOU PUT HIM EVERYWHERE!"

- You laugh when you read this: Expensive Walnuts

- You have a Jhonen VooDoo doll wih a lock of his hair attached and make it do things

- You get it when I say: "Ooh the consistency of the balm and it has this fine FRUITY FLAVOR!"

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, Isabella's Guard-Dog, Princess Rosalie Hale,Izzyrox121, InvaderSidney, Aktress, CandyIsYummyNomNom(Allways grumpy due to being on dA and Fanfiction all night), UxieSweetie, InvaderSey,

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you admit to have fallen for a videogame or cartoon character, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed/are crushing on: Nny, Zim, Dib, Pepito, Tallest Purple, Tallest Red, Alucard, Pip, Riku, too many, gotta stop XD

If you take the term "Weird" as a complement, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Copy this onto your profile if you enjoy copying things onto your profile, just for the hell of it.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! DO IT!!

(twitch, twitch)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (hehe)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (don't you agree? No! YES!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kikyo is a bitch and should die, Shadow Ice Maiden, The Only Person Who Luvz Akito, UxieSweetie, Invader Sey

7 Ways to Scare the Shit out of Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadisitic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Repost this if you think you are going to do it!

If you are crazy, random, and insane, put this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

--Hello, I'm-

Christian, Nerdy, White, Gay, Muslim, Jock, Female, Arabic, Hispanic, Straight, Black, Bisexual, Emo, Transsexual,

Middle Eastern, Country, Transgender, Agnostic, Aliest, Catholic, Prep, Challanged, Geek, Buddhist, Islam, Hebrew,

Questioning, "Gangster", Handicapped, Goth, Male, Undefined, Pansexual, Metrosexual, Jewish, Asian,


Tolerance- Practice it!--

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's Lab, doing STUFF XD

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Zim, so muchly Zim HELL YEA

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Dib, he is epic

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: uuuuummmm...Gaz, she is so mean to poor Dibbers :(

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: "A horrible beginning" I think it's called, the first episode, I feel like such a horrible fan :(

6. Your Favorite IZ Character

My Answer: Zim, he is very epic

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple, he's adorable :3

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: "Hello Zim." "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME???" "I stalk you in your sleep" *creepy smile* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" *laughs like maniac*

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Dib

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Dib, he's smart and we won't you know, DIE

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?


12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZaDr and TaGr, maaaayyyyybbbbbeeeeeee DaTr, maybe.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: *glomps purple*

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Plotting with Zim.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "Why is there bacon in the soap?" "I MADE IT MYSELF :P"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: I have to choose one? :(

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: ...WHY MUST I CHOOSE D:

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?


19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: I hate you computer -_-

20. Favorite Random Moment?



What is your name?- Josey

Any Nicknames you wish to be called?- Sey, like sea shore or I see you

Alright then, what is your favorite JtHM comic?- A Survey in Hell, THE CHIHUAHUA KNOWS!!!!!!!!!

Who is your favorite character?- SQUEEGEE IS SO CUTE but it's a tie between Nny and Squee.

Who is your least favorite character?- Mmy, he ish a STALKER

Nny appears next to you (armed) what do you do?- Run like hell!

Nny appears next to you (unarmed) what do you do?- Strike a conversation and make sure not to get tazered :)

You see Squee walking around like he's lost, do you help him?- Oh, poor Squeegee, of course I help the adorable little guy :)


BrainFreezy?- CHERRY DOOM MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE *takes and drinks*


I'm done now goodbye!- bye bye!

(made it myself, tell me whatcha think! :) )

Character Bio's

(Just a Dream Hellsing)

Rayven Mysterion



Age:18 (young I know, but Alucards a vampire, she'll get older, he isn't picky.)

Short Summary:The girl with a shadowed past, that's who she was, this peaks Alucard's interest as he tries to get close to her.

(A Brain Freezy Away JtHM)





Short Summary:A girl with an obsession for brain freezys that brings her to Johnny C. aka Nny. He tries to kill her of course, but she doesn't mind. He was her best and only friend after all.

(The Medallion Calls Me PoTC)


Looks:Curly brown hair, beautiful green eyes, when at home dressed in the garb of a high ranking 1800's woman, pirate wears mens clothes and brown leather boots.



Short Summary:Silvia was a high ranking woman, her father a wealthy merchant. But she hated the life, all the jewelry and men, she hated it, and none of them even wanted her for her. All they wanted was gold, gold, sex, more gold. Then she gets kidnapped by the one and only Jack Sparrow, how will this turn out?

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April Black is a 26 year old psychiatrist who has lived her life trying to fulfill the needs of those around her. When she is reunited with a certain terror from her past, her life is hurled into a downward spiral of madness that knows no end. Completed
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Burning Star by Jomel10 reviews
The Killjoys are in big trouble. Korse has caught up with them, and there is no where left to run. Warnings: Dark fic, Sexual Abuse, Rape, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Adult themes, Torture, Violence, Swearing. *COMPLETE*
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,911 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Murky Waters by NoReins-XO reviews
Katherine, a simple barmaid living in Port Veridian, witnesses a framed murder committed by Captain Jack Sparrow. No one was supposed to see this crime, and Kate is taken captive by the Black Pearl, embarking on the adventure of a lifetime. Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,193 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Italy is for Lovers by Clara de Morra reviews
A stroke of terrible luck on the rooftops of Venice leaves Ezio wounded and alone in a dark alleyway, until he is unceremoniously rescued. When he wakes, he wishes to thank his rescuer; however, she wants none of the "gratitude" he has to offer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
A Day At The Library by Potatoes4Eva reviews
Johnny walks into a library and meets a few crazy people that scar him for life. Who else to scar the amazing Nny than my best friend and myself? Nothin' more than that. Intended to be a one-shot, unless you want more.
Crossover - Jhonen Vasquez & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C.
Libera Me by DrizztsAngel reviews
Ciel wants to know about Sebastian's former contracts. Sebastian relates the tale of the contract that affected him the most. Not yaoi. Ciel x Lizzie if you squint. Sebastian x OC. Rated M for safety.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,488 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
How Bittersweet It Is by UxieSweetie reviews
Raven is just trying to find her way in the world…but it's not working. She's in a world where she doesn't belong, and she meets someone who also doesn't belong. He doesn't belong anywhere, not even in her arms. But she insists. NnyXoc -Finished-
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,905 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Replacement by Lilith283 reviews
She thought the amnesia was bad enough, now she had a confused past to deal with as well as the end of the world. HeroxGrovyle.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Treecko/Kimori, Grovyle/Juptile - Complete
Pain Is Always A Good Thing by fallenxoxoangel reviews
Adam Gontier wants to change his life around. When he checked himself into a rehab center he meets Faith. A girl who needs help way more than he does. Can Adam help her and make her get over her trust issues? Adam Gontier/OC
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
Ways To Annoy The Pirates Of The Caribbean by Sparabella4ever reviews
Ways to annoy the pirates of the caribbean.Crossover.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
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Just a Dream reviews
Rayven and Kymori are two girls who, not only hate each other but are connected through blood. In the end, Kymori life is on the line and it up to Rayven to either save her, or win the heart of Alucard. AlucardXOC On HIATUS till October.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Alucard
A Brain Freezy away reviews
A Brain Freezy brought her to a horrible situation with a seemingly nice guy. Well, maybe not as bad as she thought. Rated M for violence/gore and language for what would a Jhonen story be without either? I do not own JtHM or any of its characters nor do I profit from this in any way. So please enjoy, you filthy worms babies.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Johnny C.
The Medallion Calls Me reviews
Silvia has had to follow her father's orders all her life. She was from a high ranking family, she had fancy dresses, jewelry of all kinds. But all she ever wanted was to be a pirate JackXOC I in no way own Jack, damn
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow