Author has written 9 stories for Transformers, and Avengers.
Edit: Thank you for all the encouraging reviews and messages! A lot has happened since I last updated, but what hasn't changed is my desire to see this to the end. I've been working on getting back into writing regularly, so thank you all for sticking with me!
Great conversation starters: Batman, Wolverine, A Very Potter Musical, my dog Daisy, Transformers, Avengers, Rise of the Guardians, and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Ever feel like your life is a sketch?
Me: *eating leftover roast beef at school lunch table*
Anna: *stares* What are you doing?!
Me: *pause* eating roast beef.
Anna: *inspects the meat and gasps* That's dog meat! You're eating Daisy! How could you?!
Me: What? No! It's leftover roast beef!
Anna: *lamenting dramatically* She was so young!
Me:...How do you even know what dog meat looks like anyways?
Anna: *at locker and grabbing math book*
Me: Hey, ready for studyhall?
Anna: Yep...wait...are we going to get anything done?
Me: *gives her a look*
Anna: *puts math book away* ok let's go.
Me: *runs into the English classroom* Anna! Daffy just punched me in the nose!
Dafnis: *runs in after* I did not!
Anna: *looks at Dafnis* You didn't?
Dafnis: No! Of course not!
Anna: Oh...I was gonna say nice job.
(After painting upside down like Michelangelo in Art class)
Dakota: *looks at the streaks of paint on my face* What happened to you?
Me: Daffy started it.
Dafnis: *from across the room* I did not!
Me:...ok I started it.
Dakota: *shakes head* Of course you started it chica.
Theology Teacher: And those are the *does air quotes* requirements for a religion. That's why something like...eating Doritos...can't be a religion.
Anna: Their scripture could be the nutrition label on the back!
Michelle: And we could have ceremonies every Friday in your classroom!
Me: We'll call it...Doritoism!
(After bringing 4 family sized Dorito bags to theology class during a work day)
Anna: I love celebrating Doritoism.
Me: *eats chip* MmmHmm.
Michelle: Oh no! Someone dropped a Dorito on the floor!
Classmate: We should have a service for him.
Theology Teacher: You guys do realize that Doritoism isn't real right?
Theology Teacher: *sighs and goes back to computer* Just making sure.
(In History class after studying the Reign of Terror during the French Revolution)
Anna: So I decided to bring gingerbread cookies for class.
Me and Michelle: *grabs a cookie*
Michelle: *starts laughing*
Me: What happened to their heads?
Anna: Well some of their heads sort of fell off when I was making them. So I just had all of them headless because we just studied the French Revolution...
Michelle: So they're suppose to look like they got beheaded by the guillotine?
Me and Michelle: *burst out laughing*
(In theology class after reading an article)
Theology Teacher: Sometimes people use that religious freedom a little too far by saying they find something offensive.
Anna: This discussion is offensive to my beliefs.
Me: This article you had us read was so offensive.
Michelle: This whole class is offensive.
Theology Teacher: *groans and jokes* You guys are all jerk faces you know that?
(In English Class during a class discussion over a chapter in Jane Eyre)
English Teacher: Don't you think he's just so sweet [refering to Mr. Rochester]?
English Teacher: But the way he talks to her...He's starting to have feelings for her! At the end of the chapter he makes a slip by saying good night my...
Me: *doodling in my notebook only half-paying attention*...slave that he uses?
Michelle, Anna and Gabbie: *burst out laughing*
Me: *looks up at my friends* Did I say that out loud? My bad.