Author has written 9 stories for Transformers, and Avengers.
Awesome things I enjoy: Batman, Wolverine, A Very Potter Musical, Drawing, Movies, Wolves & Horses, My dog Daisy, John Wayne movies, Transformers, Avengers, Rise of the Guardians, and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Moments from my life you may find amusing:
Me: *eating leftover roast beef at school lunch table*
Anna: *stares* What are you doing?!
Me: *pause* eating roast beef.
Anna: *inspects the meat and gasps* That's dog meat! You're eating Daisy! How could you?!
Me: What? No! It's leftover roast beef!
Anna: *lamenting dramatically* She was so young!
Me:...How do you even know what dog meat looks like anyways?
Me: That's it! We are no longer friends! There is now a huge raven between us!
Anna:...You mean a ravine?
Anna: *at locker and grabbing math book*
Me: Hey, ready for studyhall?
Anna: Yep...wait...are we going to get anything done?
Me: *gives her a look*
Anna: *puts math book away* ok let's go.
Me: *runs into the English classroom* Anna! Daffy just punched me in the nose!
Dafnis: *runs in after* I did not!
Anna: *looks at Dafnis* You didn't?
Dafnis: No! Of course not!
Anna: Oh...I was gonna say nice job.
(After painting upside down like Michelangelo in Art class)
Dakota: *looks at the streaks of paint on my face* What happened to you?
Me: Daffy started it.
Dafnis: *from across the room* I did not!
Me:...ok I started it.
Dakota: *shakes head* Of course you started it chica.
Theology Teacher: And those are the *does air quotes* requirements for a religion. That's why something like...eating Doritos...can't be a religion.
Anna: Their scripture could be the nutrition label on the back!
Michelle: And we could have ceremonies every Friday in your classroom!
Me: We'll call it...Doritoism!
(After bringing 4 family sized Dorito bags to theology class during a work day)
Anna: I love celebrating Doritoism.
Me: *eats chip* MmmHmm.
Michelle: Oh no! Someone dropped a Dorito on the floor!
Classmate: We should have a service for him.
Theology Teacher: You guys do realize that Doritoism isn't real right?
Theology Teacher: *sighs and goes back to computer* Just making sure.
(At the lunch table)
Anna: And so I was in Social Justice class leaning forward in my chair...and I fell off!
Me and everyone else at the table: *laughs*
Sara: How did you fall off your chair?
Anna: Well I was leaning forward like this *demonstrates* and I just *chair slips from underneath and she falls on the ground*...Like that!
Me: *laughing* I worry about you.
(Playing a duet dance on Just Dance on the Wii)
Me and Anna: *following the dance moves of the song in which 2 girls are fighting over a guy*
Me: *swings and accidently hits Anna* Oh my gosh!
Anna: *rubs sore hand* Jeez Hubero, you can have him!"
(In History class after studying the Reign of Terror during the French Revolution)
Anna: So I decided to bring gingerbread cookies for class.
Me and Michelle: *grabs a cookie*
Michelle: *starts laughing*
Me: What happened to their heads?
Anna: Well some of their heads sort of fell off when I was making them. So I just had all of them headless because we just studied the French Revolution...
Michelle: So they're suppose to look like they got beheaded by the guillotine?
Me and Michelle: *burst out laughing*
(In theology class after reading an article)
Theology Teacher: Sometimes people use that religious freedom a little too far by saying they find something offensive.
Anna: This discussion is offensive to my beliefs.
Me: This article you had us read was so offensive.
Michelle: This whole class is offensive.
Theology Teacher: *groans and jokes* You guys are all jerk faces you know that?
(In English Class during a class discussion over a chapter in Jane Eyre)
English Teacher: Don't you think he's just so sweet [refering to Mr. Rochester]?
English Teacher: But the way he talks to her...He's starting to have feelings for her! At the end of the chapter he makes a slip by saying good night my...
Me: *doodling in my notebook only half-paying attention*...slave that he uses?
Michelle, Anna and Gabbie: *burst out laughing*
Me: *looks up at my friends* Did I say that out loud? My bad.