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Joined 05-13-03, id: 384667, Profile Updated: 07-27-08
Author has written 14 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Psych, and Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Hey, I'm a pretty big fan of Stargate Atlantis (SG-1 is cool too, but I don't watch it regularly), Doctor Who, Torchwood, Numb3rs, Dresden Files -- both book and TV -- Psych, Firefly/Serenity, Avatar, and Heroes.

I've finally written some fanfiction! Yay!

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Brute Science by CoolBreeze1 reviews
John finds himself on the wrong side of science, and learns first hand what it means when certain scientific assumptions turn out to be wrong. This is pretty creepy, with some heavy Shep whump.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
To Entertain A Colonel by The Dark Wrote reviews
Anyone who's known John Sheppard for the last three years knew that a sick John was an unhappy John. And an unhappy John left everyone else with a frantic, overprotective, and mothering SGA-1 team. SLASH
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Avatar: The Last Rock Band by nanoteknology reviews
Modern AU. Katara has spent nine years learning to play piano, hoping that one day she could start a band of her own. Will a legendary singer from Wisconsin help her live her dream? Or will the son of the "Lord of Rock" get to him first?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Aang, Katara
Childs Play by psychout79 reviews
My names Shawn,and i'm three!"shawn reverses 26 years.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/27/2008
A True Story by nanoteknology reviews
AU: What if the siege of the north had ended in the Fire Nation’s favor? eventual ZukoxYue, implied SokkaxYue, character death
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Zuko, Yue
Planes, Trains, and Bullies by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
Bullies these days come with their own surface to air missiles. Story complete.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,433 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Rules of War by Era Yachi reviews
Sheppard's team is sent to investigate an Ancient research satellite, and find ZPMs. But then, McKay starts to act strangely...even violently. Friendship, hurt, comfort and angst.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,490 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
With a simile and a song by Pranksta reviews
In which inorganic materials, tunes, choreographies, tubes and unrequited love come together to prove that John never sees it coming, Ronon will eventually lose face, Rodney is a tremendous genius and Teyla will always remain her beautiful poised self.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,014 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Rest Your Weary Heart by Zinnith reviews
The aftermath of a bad day. McShep
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by slash mania reviews
Remus learns just what troubles being a selfless soul can bring when he does an act of generous kindness for Sirius Black and has it predictably blow up in his face. Slash SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Roles Reversed by Mooncat99 reviews
Your brother's in danger. You should keep an eye on him.'
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,932 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Charlie E., Don E.
Legacy of The Last by katstales reviews
Spoilers for S3 The Return. When systems all over the city begin shutting down for no apparent reason, John and Rodney are cut off from the rest of the city. Then Sheppard suddenly collapses, and it's up to McKay to save him, and Atlantis. ShepLantis
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Not So Much a Common Cold, As a Cold in Common by Ellex reviews
It was only a joke, but maybe he'd gone too far...Episode tag for 3x03 Irresistible.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Formula for Two Bodies Interacting in Null Space by Darklady reviews
The moment Larry published that paper on Zero Point energy, I knew he was going to Atlantis. But first, he and Charlie have to survive Area 52. Too bad someone else will not! Murder ! Also Slash!
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,602 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Charlie E., Larry F.
Cipher by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
10 million people in L.A. Three government enforcement agencies. One coded message. Zero answers. Complete story.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,302 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
Currently Untitled by The Lady of Shadows reviews
On an offworld mission the locals invite the team to join them in celebration of a good harvest. Wandering through the restival Rodney eats something that makes him a little affectionate.RodneyJohn. On hold.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Rodney M., John S.
I Rock! by ESCotLoE reviews
Short Tag to Phantoms. Everyone gets whumped, except Sheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - John S., Rodney M.
Mind of the Beholder by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
Two thousand black sedans. Four FBI agents. Two kidnapped kids. One fight between a mathematician and a psychic. Story now complete. Was it good enough? Should I write another one?
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,401 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Unique by Artemis Rain reviews
PostSabotage. Don sees Charlie in a new light.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Invulnerable by Ellex reviews
Rodney McKay learns that having an artificial ATA gene isn't all it's cracked up to be. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
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Sharing and Staring reviews
Missing Scene for The Shrine. Set just after Rodney is infected. Fluff, McShep friendship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Blizzard reviews
John gets cuddly on an ice planet. John/Lorne
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - John S. - Complete
Rash reviews
John has an embarrassing rash, wonder where he got it?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - John S., E. Lorne - Complete
A Session reviews
You don't just grab the arm of an abuse victim. You don't just yank him away. A therapy session with Dr. Fields.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Past reviews
John worries about what trauma is in Ronon's past and wants to help. Set after Trinity. Mature Themes.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
Sick on the Couch reviews
Shawn is silly and sick on Gus' couch.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
What a Stunning Swan reviews
A swan attacks Ronon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Ronon D., John S. - Complete
Pennies of Forgiveness reviews
Rodney and Radek get into fights a lot, it can only be expected, but they always make up in the end . . . or make out. Rodney/Radek
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Rodney M., Radek Z. - Complete
Profusely may have been an overstatement reviews
John is injured offworld; this, of course, means his marines and a certain Scottish lover have to take care of him. John/Carson
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
More to a Touch? reviews
When Shawn gets sick Gus wonders if there's more to Shawn's insistent touching.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
In which John is adorable and Lorne worries reviews
Sheppard is turned into a four year old by a well intentioned Ancient device. While in this oblivious state he sees some less than appropriate interactions between Lorne and Parrish . . . and remembers it when he's big again. John!Fluff galore
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2008 - John S. - Complete
And then Rodney saves the day reviews
John and Rodney are off wondering in far away sections of Atlantis looking for a mysterious energy sign. Another case of John touching something he really, really shouldn't. Undertones of Mcshep, though you could easily read it as just friends.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Kitty reviews
McShep Kitten!Rodney fic Rodney gets turned into a kitten and hangs out with Sheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Reasurance reviews
Sheppard reasures Rodney after MM&M. Preexisting relationship G Fluff
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete