Author has written 3 stories for Total Drama series, and Morganville Vampires.
Oh hello there...
You seem to have stumbled upon my profile! Good for you! Have an imaginary cookie or something! My name is Fayetallia. Faye for short... Well.. Not really but do you think I'd give my REAL name to strangers? No. If I do then you''re super special!
What was that? You want to know about me?... Are you sure?
Well all right then! If you're- URGH! THERE IS A FLY BUZZING AROUND THE ROOM! GET LOST FLY!
Oops! Sorry about that!
I guess the first thing you should know about me is that I get distracted very- I swear I will get the bug spray in a second and-
Sorry.. I got sidetracked again! Where was I? Oh right! I get distracted very easily!... OKAY FLY! YOU ASKED FOR IT! WHERE IS THAT BUG SPRAY?!... Now there's two of them.. Great. Juuuuust great.
Okay.. Back to writing this profile thingy.. Which was last updated... Yeesh! 06-12-2013!
The second thing you should know about me is that I'm one of the world's best procrastinators. If they gave out awards for procrastinating, I would win one. If you don't believe me then I can happily tell you that I have a story on here that I haven't updated in over a year!.. I guess that isn't something most people would be proud of but I don't win many awards so...
Third thing is third... That sound dumb.. Sorry.. Let's try again.
The third thing you should know about me is that I am of the female variety!... Not sure why you should know that but it seemed like pretty important information when I began to type it!
Fourth thing... I am XX years old! What? You didn't hear that? Sorry! I'll say it again. I am XX years old! What? You still didn't hear? Eh.. Oh well! Guess you'll never know unless I tell you!
Third- No!... Fifth thing is that I clearly can't count.
Sixth thing is that I am hyper about 98% of the time. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Seventh thing is that I'm tired of writing "-th/-rd/-st thing"
Eighth thing is that I didn't know how to spell eighth and had to use spell-check! Which I dedicate my life to. You correct my spelling and make texting hilarious. Thank you spell-check... Although I can assure you that "texting" is a real word... STOP PUTTING THAT RED SQUIGGLY LINE UNDER IT!... "Texting" is a real word right? Right?!
Ninth thing is that... I LOVE ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!! If you watch it then I will love you forever. No lie.
Um.. The only person I really know on here is Slendie258 ..WHO I JUST REALISED WASN'T ON MY "Favourite Authors" LIST! I'M SORRY! He's like a brother to me. Hurt him and you're Dead with a capital D... For Dic- let's not continue that word..
Another thing that I love is anime.. But let's be honest, who doesn't?
A list of animes that I've watched (and can remember):
And there is probably more but I can't recall them at this current moment in time (17th June 2014 at 8:16pm).
My favourite stories to read are Reader Insterts
I also love CreepyPasta and YouTubers.
Tobuscus is my future husband okay? No questions asked.
Umm... Mention Ghost Town to be and I'll freak because they're my favourite band..
I'm running out of things to say..
OOOOHHHH! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE! I will marry you on the spot if you like it too.
That's it from me I think!
Hold on! One more important fact: I am a six-headed unicorn that poops rainbows..
I think that just about covers me!
So for now... Goodbye dear reader.. Leave me a PM sometime... It'll be nice to make some new friends.