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Author has written 1 story for Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club.

Hello, there!

I mostly deal in Hetalia. I'm in almost every fandom on tumblr, but Hetalia is my main gig and I love it more than anything.

My OTP's are: GerIta, FrUK, and Ameripan. I have a variety of other ships that would take too long to list off, so I'll leave it off at that. I'd be more than happy to get to know some other fans whose ships coincide with mine.

I have a very large imagination, so I love writing. Read a story if you like! Thanks for the visit and whatnot.

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The Curl by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Feliciano and Lovino are sons of the Don who regularly go on missions for the Mafia, always together. When Feliciano suddenly gets captured, however, Lovino finds himself on his own, and he'll stop at nothing to get his brother back...especially before their family secret is revealed. GerIta, Spamano Mafia AU. Rated T for violence and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Building Blocks and Condom Boxes by SYNdicate 930 reviews
AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,517 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [France, England/Britain]
Show Me by missrinkagamine reviews
Sam heads out to get Dean some more pie, Dean and Castiel bond over porn, and kisses.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Love for Dummies by 35711 reviews
Francis thinks that if Arthur can just release some of that tension in the carnal fashion, he'll cheer up. As he attempts to find Arthur a friend-with-benefits, however, he grows less and less comfortable with the idea of Arthur being in a relationship- even if it's casual. Meanwhile, Arthur comes to some conclusions of his own. Rated T for... Belgium? FrUK. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,200 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, France
Strong Arms by Kitana Lunara reviews
All those moments when the Ukes needed their Seme the most. Their Seme knew just what to do and pulled their precious Uke into their Strong Arms. AmeriPan, FrUk, GerIta, SpaMano, RoChu, and GreeceXTurkey by my beta All chapters other than beta's are done w/o a beta. T for safety and critical wounds. Hope you Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Japan, America
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Unfinished Portrait (FIN) by flyingpianist reviews
Want a serious read? An unfinished portrait painting of a Chinese man brought the memory of old veteran Ivan Braginsky back to the battlefield of 1941 where he and Wang Yao fought together against Nazi invasion. WW2, Battle of Moscow, Angst & Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 66,447 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3942 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Naughty Frenchman by Ms.Redrum reviews
"No Alfred it's not what you think, i was just helping him, it's not the same as molesting." "The Hero doesn't believe you!" "Will you both shut the bloody hell up!" T for language and idk i'm too sleepy to think, fail summery is fail and the story is hopefully better.R&R this is also a FrUk story hints of PruCan. No one will ever know whats in the little black book,Mattie knows
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/22/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Silent Courtship by Solora Goldsun reviews
As France lies beneath England, he can only assume that his fellow nation is completely, utterly drunk. Something is wrong, however: A drunken, lustful Englishman couldn't possibly be this gentle and kind... Rated T for tame Lime scene
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Birthday, America by Breaking-Benjamin-rules reviews
It's America's birthday, and Japan wasnt to tell him something. But he's afraid. Can he manage to stop stuttering long enough to tell just what it is? Japan P-O-V, countains Ameripan, FRUK, GerIta and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Zetsubou no Amai Kiss Shite? by ringosatou17 reviews
Alfred F. Jones dies after heroically saving a mysterious young man on the street from a van veering off control. That young man grants him a second life, but with one condition: Alfred has to be his servant. Forever. AlfredxBlack!Kiku. Full summary IN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,534 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Japan, America
On Nightmares and Those Who Have Them by 35711 reviews
In which Alfred has a nightmare and wants to sleep next to Kiku. Kiku, of course, makes excuses. Lighthearted and humorous hurt/comfort. Ameripan, with one or two mentions of FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Heiwa by CaptainSiesta reviews
"Peace is a journey of a thousand miles, and it must be taken one step at a time." Japan, during and after the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Historical. Rated T for violent imagery and slight language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Japan, America - Complete
A Little Drop of Healing by Kari Kurofai reviews
It was America's fault Kiku was injured So badly. So of course, he should be the one to bring him back to health. Focus on the end of WW2 and The Cold War. Alfred/Kiku, Francis/Arthur, Onesided Alfred/Arthur, Ludwig/Feliciano, HRE/Italy, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,113 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - America, Japan
The Consequences of Evening Fishing reviews
Rei Ryugazaki goes out fishing for dinner one evening, but instead catches a shota. Whoops. Oneshot Mermaid AU Please don't take this seriously. Lots of references.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete