HALO! Hola! Konnichiwa! Jambo! Weclome! Aloha! Nihao! Wass'up, my bitches! And so on and so on! Welcome to my lair; and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Background info on yours truly
Name: I shall remain mysterious!
Age: I was born before today...
Gender: Does it matter?
Loves: too many to name... but to pick the basics: yaoi, sweet bean-filled steamed buns, hot anime characters (who doesn't?), chocolate, steak(cooked well-done, tender, and juicy! yum!), blood (the view, the color, ... and the taste...yeah, I went there!), chocolate, fried ice cream( it's real), chocolate, watching the sunrise, chocolate, did I mention chocolate, and chocolate -heart-!
Hates: being called the oppisite gender (it's happened), most friuts and veggies, mary su characters, porn, rabies, and many more!
D. Gray-Man, Shugo Chara, No. 6, Skip Beat, Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Blue Exorcist (Ao no Exorcist), Nabari no Ou, Me & My Brothers, Yotsuba&!, Tegami Bachi, Ookami-san and her Seven Companions (Ookami-san to Shichinin no Nakama-Tachi), Tokyo Mew Mew, The Magic Touch, Chii's Sweet Home/New Address, Hetalia: Axis Powers/World Series, Macross Frontier, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), Pokemon, Cowboy Bebop, Anima, Aishiteruze Baby, Astro Boy, Jungle Taitei (Jungle Emperor), Baccano!, Beauty Pop, Black Cat, Tsubasa: Reservior Chronicles, XXXHolic, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Honey Hunt, Fruits Basket, D-N-Angel, Soul Eater, Tokyo Magnitude 8.0, Beauty is the Beast, Dragon Drive, Mamotte! Lollipop, Kitchen Princess, Sakura Hime Kaden, Fairy Tail, Fall in Love Like a Comic!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fushigi Yugi, Negima, Nichijou, Vampire Knight, Azumanga Daioh!, Kamisama Kiss, Marmalade Boy, Ouran High School Host Club, Hamtaro, Peach Fuzz, Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Samirai 7, SLH-Stray Love Hearts, Spice and Wolf, Tiger and Bunny, Case Closed!, and...Ultra Maniac
Fav. Catch Phrase:
2."You see, I'm simply...one hell of a butler."
3."Why should you be first?
"Because I'm a lady; that's why."
"(laughs)You're not a lady. You're nothing but a sister!"
4."Haha! The fun has been doubled!"
5."I'm noy a phsycopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath; do your research."
6."Dog, huh?... I LOVE DOGS!"
7."It's a giant mushroom...maybe it's friendly!"
8."Oh, this is me being brave. I wanna be brave at home, locked in my closet, with my teddy bear!"
9."Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
10."Here's another curse: may all your bacon burn."
11."Get out. I need to go to my mind palace."
If you love D.Gray-Man, copy and paste this to your profile
If you love No. 6, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you just don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile
If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone or more than one person because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Hailey-Stone, Raspberry Parfait, brattyteenagewerewolf, Nightshade0613
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
Copy/Paste this to your profile if you don't get what's so scary about a raven saying, "Nevermore" over and over again.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
- If you could read that, put it in your profile-
If you love Slash/yaoi copy and paste this into your profileIf you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile and put your title here: Aqua: Anei kokoro, Marine: Migoto Gasha, Kira: Anime Chick.Nightshade0613
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile.
If you're insane and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you want Lizzy to fuck off and leave Sebastian and Ciel alone so they can be a couple, copy and paste on your profile.
If you love SebastianxCiel so much that you get a noesbleed everytime you see them in a room alone, copy and paste this on your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Comfort you when your boyfriend dumps you.
REAL FRIENDS: Call that bastard up, whisper "Seven days...", when he answers, and then hang up.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ever notice how even the Coexist bumper sticker puts Islam and Christianity as far apart as possible?
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.