Author has written 44 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Warriors, Trollhunters, Parodies and Spoofs, How to Train Your Dragon, Disney, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and Cartoon X-overs. Hi! the name’s Wyldclaw but you can call me WC for short . i am on fictionpress. check out my stories under BigKidatHeart My Pokemon stories are divided into two different 'universes': WCverse- all the stories in this universe follow the events of my AAML (AshXMisty Love) filled fanfic Pokemon The Movie 2000 II Lawrence' Revenge. Animeverse- follows a future set years after the unova seasons but with a few ... changes. Stars my OCs Storm, Derek, Sami, Jaden, DJ, Aiden, Aki. Quotes area (if the name in parentheses is in italics it's from one of my fanfics, underlined means it's from from a book, " " mean its from a movie/tv show/podcast): “Do I get a good-bye kiss too?” said Thorne, stepping in front of Cinder. Scowling, Cinder shoved him away. “Wolf’s not the only one who can throw a right hook around here.” Thorne chuckled and raised a suggestive eyebrow at Iko. The android, still on the floor, shrugged apologetically. “I would love to give you a good-bye kiss, Captain, but that lingering embrace from His Majesty may have fried a few wires, and I’m afraid a kiss from you would melt my central processor.” “Oh, trust me,” said Thorne, winking at her. “It would.” (The Lunar Chronicles : Winter) Derek: Why are you toying with me? Aren't you tired from fighting Aki? Y-you must be. That E-electro L-Lariat move must have taken a lot out of you Ariapion [reaches for him with its claws}: I like to play with my prey before killing it. Derek: Wh-what prey? I bet all your food runs away from you. You're so ugly you make a Muk's backside seems lovable. You stand out too much-you're so repulsive that you make an Alolan Grimer seem clean. [he falls into a crater in the floor and scoots out of it fast but the Ariapion follows him] Ariapion: [it raises its fangs] : Stand still so I can kill you. Derek {moves out of the way and the hybrid’s fangs get stuck in the floor] : I’m only a kid. You wouldn't want my death on your claws. It would mess up your soul. Uh...You do have a soul in that heartless body somewhere ? [his heart pounds in his chest as the Ariapion roars angrily as it frees its fangs from the floor. he gulps]. Derek: [thinking}: Crud. I'm so Toast. [out loud] I take that as a no. (A Blast From Dad’s Past) Hiccup: Guys look! Smoke! Astrid: a campfire Tuffnut: this dragon builds fires? Astrid ( sighs) ( to Hiccup) : Give me the “ Twins-serve-a-purpose” speech again.. quickly Tuft: yeah. I’ve never heard that one . I’ve only heard the “Twins are Muttonheads “ speech which is also very good. ( Hiccup and Astrid Groan and fly ahead.) Or you don’t have to (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”) Hunter J: All this talk about love and respect [spits. Looks at Derek then down at aki] any last words wimps before I dispose of this creature Ash: oh I’ve got some words for you J, just Not any that I can say in front of my son here Storm [muttering]: Not to mention my daughter here (a blast from dad's past ) sean Tuohy: You really expect Michael to lay down on a couch and talk about his childhood like he's Woody Allen or something? I mean, Michael's gift is his ability to forget. He's mad at no one and he really doesn't care happened in the past. Leigh Anne Touhy: You're right. Sean Tuohy: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste coming out of your mouth? Leigh Anne Touhy: Like vinegar. (“the blind side”) ({after freaking out meeting Thing}Tyler: so it’s like you pet? {Thing flips him off} Wednesday: He’s sensitive (“Wednesday”) Bean: you put me in a drunkard’s cloak? Stan The Executioner: Sorry princess. Orders of your pa. He’d figure he’d shame you into sobriety .of course these behaviors only lead to more regressing behavior. (“Disenchantment”) Bean: How are we gonna find the vial if we can’t even find the city? Big Jo: Legend has it, the Eternity Pendant is awakened by proximity to an elf. As Elfo nears it, the vial will give off a tone Elfo: You expect me to crawl around this overheated hellscape until i hear a beep? Big Joe: No, Mr. Elfo , I expect you to fry (“Disenchantment”) Kai: I have a plan. My plan is to not marry her. Diplomacy be damned. There. End of discussion. (The Lunar Chronicles : Cinder) Paul Scheer: I was excited Colton cause when I talked you and said this is the movie we’re doing you said ‘already seen it” Jessica St. Claire: in the theaters? Paul Scheer: -so you were already in Jessica St. Claire: in the theaters you saw this in the theaters ? Colton John: no i didn’t . Jessica St. Claire: Oh thank god Colton John. I wanted to but the timing didn’t work out Jessica St. Claire: but the timing didn’t work out . (“How Did This Get Made: Geostorm”) Dagur: Daddy’s coming Shattermaster! [ runs off] Hiccup: Shall we go rescue our brother? Heather : I’m going to kill him (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”) Dr. Cameron McCarthy: No one in his right mind would try to put a tail on a fish. Luckily, I'm not Sawyer Nelson: Not what? Dr. Cameron McCarthy: in my right mind (“Dolphin Tale”) Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”) Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world? Neville Longbottom: [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe. Professor Lupin: I'm sorry? Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape. [laughter] Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all.(“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”) “Oh, Cinder, I’ve missed seeing your face when you make sarcastic comments in an attempt to hide your true feelings about me.” “Please.” Rolling her eyes, Cinder started organizing the guns against the wall. “See that eye roll? It translates to ‘How am I possibly keeping my hands off you, Captain?’” “Yeah, keeping them from strangling you.” Kai folded his arms, grinning. “How come no one told me I had such steep competition?” Cinder glared. “Don’t encourage him.(The Lunar Chronicles : Winter) Nix: Soulfangs! Why did it have to be soulfangs?(“The Dragon Prince”) Park Policeman (searching The Mask): Bazooka? Mask: I have a permit for that. Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife. Lieutenant Kellaway: What? Mask: Uh-oh. Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch! Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [Slaps both Kellaway & Doyle in the face repeatedly] That's gotta hurt. (Runs off) (“The mask”) Shenzi: I just hear that name and I shudder. Banzai: Mufasa! Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again! Banzai: Mufasa! Shenzi: Ooooh! Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa! Shenzi: Ooooh! [breaks into laughter] : And it tingles me! Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots.(“ the lion king “) DJ : Why do you an' daddy fight a lot? Pikachu: It’s because they are way too much alike. [ he sighs] You are so your father's son. DJ: Is that a good thing? Pikachu: Um…Kind of. It means they're both stubborn and hardheaded Derek: [under his breath: I am not. Pikachu: [ears twitch as he hears this}: Oh yes you are. Derek: Totally not. Pikachu {sighs}: They should've named you Ash Jr. You act so much like him it's like I'm seeing him as a teen again. Derek: We're not THAT similar. Sure I look like him – asides from my eye color and we both eat a lot. Pikachu {shakes his head}: You two are more alike than you think Derek. (A Blast From Dad’s Past) Yellowfang: she’s becoming more useful everyday. Besides, I’m getting used to her company Cinderpaw: only because you’re deaf enough to put up with my chattering! At least that’s what she keeps telling me anyway(Warriors: Fire and Ice) “Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure. (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Battle of the Labyrinth) My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or “help". Poseidon took it as a yes and came in. Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions. Finally he stepped forward. "Hi, I'm Paul Blofis." Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand. "Blowfish, did you say?" "Ah, no. Blofis, actually." "Oh, I see," Poseidon said. "A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon." "Poseidon? That's an interesting name." "Yes, I like it. I've gone by other names, but I do prefer Poseidon." "Like the god of the sea." "Very much like that, yes" "Well!" My mother interrupted. "Um, were so glad you could drop by. Paul, this is Percy's father." "Ah." Paul nodded, though he didn't look real pleased. "I see." Poseidon smiled at me. "There you are, my boy. And Tyson, hello, son!" "Daddy!" Tyson [shouted]... Paul's jaw dropped. He stared at my mother. "Tyson is..." "Not mine," she promised. "It's a long story.” “I couldn’t miss Percy’s fifteenth birthday,” Poseidon said. “Why, if this were Sparta, Percy would be a man today!” "That’s true,” Paul said. “I used to teach ancient history." Poseidon’s eyes twinkled. “That’s me. Ancient history.” (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Battle of the Labyrinth) Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss] Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”) Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship. Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience. (“Muppet Treasure Island”) Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”) ( after callum and Layla kiss) Ezran: Hey, that isn’t part of the spell. Callum: Uh, yeah! So, uh, you were gone for a while, and now, uh, this is a thing, so… Ezran: What? WHAAAAAAA (“The Dragon Prince”) Sawyer If they accept each other you'll see this - parallel swimming . Anything else- anything aggressive remember safety first - ours and there's. so any questions? Clay hasket ( raises his hand): yeah Sawyer: yes, dr. Clay? Clay: hasket: when'd you get so bossy? ( "Dolphin Tale 2”) Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan: I got a job today. Charlotte Phelan: Where? Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan: Writin’ for the Jackson Journal. Charlotte Phelan: Great. You can write my obituary; Charlotte Phelan. Dead. Her daughter still single! (“The Help”) As Harry and Ron rounded the clump of trees behind which Harry had first heard the dragons roar, a witch leapt out from behind them. It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green robes today; the Quick-Quotes Quill in her hand blended perfectly against them. "Congratulations, Harry!' she said beaming at him. "I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?" "Yeah, you can have a word," said Harry savagely. “Goodbye!” (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) Gregor: Man, these rats want me dead! Ares: Has this only just occurred to you? (gregor and the Code of Claw) Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after. Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion! Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys? Tito: Very impressed! (Pants) Georgette Wha- Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito. Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”) Wobbuffet (under its breath): Very original. Why can’t we change the motto to something like that? {Jessie glares at it then smacks its head with her fists} Oww. What did I do? What I do? Jessie: Whose side are you on anyways- ours or theirs? (Hijacked) [Frederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job. Igor: Could be worse. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How? Igor: Could be raining. [it starts to pour] [Crack of thunder, torrential rain starts](“Young Frankenstein”) Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Inga from behind the bookcase] Put... the candle... back!(“Young Frankenstein”) Hubert Hawkings: Good stock. Good battle. Good-bye. (“The Court Jester “) Henry Mills: What are you guys still doing in bed? It's the middle of the afternoon. Mary Margaret Blanchard: The trip back was tiring and I needed to rest. David Nolan: And I needed to... help her... rest. Emma Swan: ...Uh, let's, let's go make the tacos. Though we have to make a lot, because there's gonna be a ton of people at Granny's welcome back party tonight.{ushers Henry out the door} Mary Margaret Blanchard: [whispering to Emma] We thought you were gonna be back later. Emma Swan: [flustered] Yeah, well, we weren't. So maybe next time you could put a tie on the door, or send a text, or... You know what? I, I'm... gonna go make some tacos. [walks off] David Nolan: It's impressive that we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage of the game. (“Once Upon A Time”) Isaac Heller what the hell is that? I asked for a sports car . I wouldn’t drive that to a ping-pong tournament. Regina Mills: well, then you won’t be driving it to New York, either. Back to your cell Isaac Heller : okay , wait. Fine. I’ll take it. doesn’t matter . as long as she gets me the hell out of this town, and fast . I’m guessing the “Hamilton” tickets are a ‘no?[regina gives him a ‘look’ and shakes her head] Yeah. No one’s magic’s that powerful (“Once Upon A Time”) Argus Filch: Students out of bed! Students out of bed! Students in the corridor! Minerva McGonagall: They are supposed to be out of bed you blithering idiot. Argus Filch: ...Right, I'm sorry Ma'am. Minerva McGonagall: Actually, Mr. Filch, your timing is impeccable. Could you please escort Miss Parkinson, and the rest of Slytherin House from the Hall. Argus Filch: [about the Slytherin students] Where exactly will I be leading them to, ma'am? Minerva McGonagall: The dungeons should do. (“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2”) [King Zog commands Bean to get properly dressed for her wedding) Bean: as you wish father [she proceeds to take her shirt off and walk out of the room] King Zog: Anybody looks at her, they get their head chopped off!(Everyone in the room proceeds to cover their eyes as she walks off Guy who just entered the room: Oh boy did I look at her![noticing everyone covering their eyes]...what?(“Disenchantment”) David Nolan: so Rumpelstiltskin is Henry’s grandfather? Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently. David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather. Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one. David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen? Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother. David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time”) Spa'am Give up no weak and tiny pirate man. or die like stinking dogs (wild boars cheers. Long John Silver shoots off Spa’am’s head feathers) .Hmm… we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye. ( they all scamper off ) Benjamin Gun ( face palms and groans): oh brother.. (“Muppet Treasure Island”) Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery? Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know? Emerson: Not especially. That was just m sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin...” (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) Benjamina Gunn: smolley, can it be you? Smollett: Benjamina. Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah! (Karate chops Smollett and sends him flying into the gong) Smollett (To the gong ringer): uh..-Old girlfriend (collapses on the ground) Benjamina Gunn: Tie ‘em back in their stakes (“Muppet Treasure Island”) “When you cleaned out this house of anything valuable," Harry began, but Mundungus interrupted him again. "Sirius never cared about any of the junk--" There was the sound of pattering feet, a blaze of shining copper, an echoing clang, and a shriek of agony: Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and hit him over the head with a saucepan. "Call 'im off, call 'im off, 'e should be locked up!" screamed Mundungus, cowering as Kreacher raised the heavy-bottomed pan again. "Kreacher, no!" shouted Harry. Kreacher's thin arms trembled with the weight of the pan, still held aloft. "Perhaps just once more, Master Harry, for luck?" Ron laughed. "We need him conscious, Kreacher, but if he needs persuading you can do the honors," said Harry. "Thank you very much, Master," said Kreacher with a bow, and he retreated a short distance, his great pale eyes still fixed upon Mundungus with loathing (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) [Chasing Sister LaRue after reviving her] Ned: Nun on the run! Nun on the run! Nun on the run! [Catches up to LaRue and touches her again killing her forever] We are so going to hell. ("Pushing Daisies") “You would destroy your own grandfather?" I asked. Medea shrugged. "Why not? You gods are all family, but you're constantly trying to kill each other.” I hate it when evil sorceresses have a point. (The Trials of Apollo: The Burning Maze) Snotlout: Can we please do something? My mouth is starting to freeze shut. Astrid: Don't get our hopes up. (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”) Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery? Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know? Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation .("pushing daisies”) Pidge: Just so there are no secrets between us... I can't 'man up'. I'm a girl. Uh - I mean, I can 'man up' because that's just a figure of speech, I don't actually have to be a man to 'man up', I just have to be tough... but what I'm saying-" Lance (voice cracking): Wha...?! YOU'RE A GIRL?!HOW?!(“Voltron: Legendary Defender”) Wednesday Addams: I’m not you, Mother. I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family. Morticia Addams: I’m told girls your age say hurtful things, and I shouldn’t take it to heart. Wednesday Addams: Fortunately, you don’t have one. Morticia Addams: Finally, a kind word for your mother. (“Wednesday”) “Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid. "You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore. "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) Haymitch Abernathy: You really wanna know how to stay alive? You get people to like you. Oh! Not what you were expecting. Well, when you're in the middle of the games, and you're starving or freezing, some water, a knife or even some matches can mean the difference between life and death. And those things only come from sponsors, and to get sponsors, you have to make people like you. And right now, sweetheart, you're not off to a real good start. (“The Hunger Games”) King Zøg: Bite my shiny metal axe!(“Disenchantment”) “LEO?” Piper grabbed my arms so hard I feared she would leave bruises. “He’s alive?” "Hurts.” I whimpered. “Sorry.” She let go. “ nI need to know everything about Leo. Now” I did my best to imply, fearing that she might physically pull the information from my brain otherwise. “That little fire-flicker," she grumbled. "We search for months and he just shows up at camp?" "Yes," I agreed. "There is a waiting list of people who would like to hit him. We can fit you in sometime next fall.” (The Trials of Apollo: The Burning Maze) Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss] Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”) A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way.”(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ) Haymitch Abernathy: You really wanna know how to stay alive? You get people to like you. Oh! Not what you were expecting. Well, when you're in the middle of the games, and you're starving or freezing, some water, a knife or even some matches can mean the difference between life and death. And those things only come from sponsors, and to get sponsors, you have to make people like you. And right now, sweetheart, you're not off to a real good start. (“The Hunger Games”) Darkstripe: but the Clan cannot support Yellowfang! We have too many mouths to feed Graypaw (to Firepaw): Yeah.. And some mouths are bigger than others (Warriors: Fire & Ice ) That's all for now -WC |
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