Author has written 47 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Warriors, Trollhunters, Parodies and Spoofs, How to Train Your Dragon, Disney, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and Cartoon X-overs. Hi! the name’s Wyldclaw but you can call me WC for short . i am on fictionpress. check out my stories under BigKidatHeart My Pokemon stories are divided into two different 'universes': WCverse- all the stories in this universe follow the events of my AAML (AshXMisty Love) filled fanfic Pokemon The Movie 2000 II Lawrence' Revenge. Animeverse- follows a future set years after the unova seasons but with a few ... changes. Stars OCs Storm, Derek, Sami, Jaden, DJ, Aiden, Aki. 12/29/2023: All of my one shots that are very loosely tied into/ not really connected to my Blast From Dad's Past Fanfic can now be found in my Animeverse Adventures one-shot story collection. Quotes area (if the name in parentheses is in italics it's from one of my fanfics, underlined means it's from from a book, " " mean its from a movie/tv show/podcast): Professor Minerva McGonagall: [to Harry, Ron, & Hermione] Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three? Ron Weasley: Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for six years.(“Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince”) Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss] Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”) Umbridge: [during an inspection] So, you applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? Snape: Yes. Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful? Snape: [annoyed] Obviously. [Ron snickers just as Umbridge leaves. Snape whacks him over the head with a book.](“Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”)" Janai: I’m losing my patience. Say something! Amaya: (signs) Kazi: Um. Oh, my. Janai: What did she say? Kazi: If my interpretation is correct, and it is, she suggested an unusual way in which your body might accommodate your sword. Janai: I suppose you think that’s funny? Amaya: (nods) Kazi: That’s a common sign for “Yes.”(“The Dragon Prince”) “There cannot be light without darkness, nor darkness without light. You must have the contrast for both to exist.”(The Sun and the Star: A Nico di Angelo Adventure) Henry Mills: What are you guys still doing in bed? It's the middle of the afternoon. Mary Margaret Blanchard: The trip back was tiring and I needed to rest. David Nolan: And I needed to... help her... rest. Emma Swan: ...Uh, let's, let's go make the tacos. Though we have to make a lot, because there's gonna be a ton of people at Granny's welcome back party tonight.{ushers Henry out the door} Mary Margaret Blanchard: [whispering to Emma] We thought you were gonna be back later. Emma Swan: [flustered] Yeah, well, we weren't. So maybe next time you could put a tie on the door, or send a text, or... You know what? I, I'm... gonna go make some tacos. [walks off] David Nolan: It's impressive that we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage of the game. (“Once Upon A Time”) Derek: I just ate a lot after the graduation. Plus there were tons of paparazzi Aiden: Whaf pup-err-tat-zee? Misty: Its pronounced paparazzi, sweetie, Aiden: Whaf that? Misty: It means people who work for magazines and newspapers who take photos of famous celebrities doing regular things. Aiden: Oh. DJ: Are we famous Mom? Misty [nods] . Kind of Peanut. Your dad & I are well known but not as famous as say your aunts or Professor Gary. Ash: And I've got a reputation for saving the day / the regions a few times Misty [rolls her eyes: A few times? I swear you have a playing-the-hero type complex built into your skull Ash: That's not a bad thing… [Misty gives him a ‘look’ . he cringes] Um… most of the time sweetheart (A Blast From Dad’s Past) Dagur: Daddy’s coming Shattermaster! [ runs off] Hiccup: Shall we go rescue our brother? Heather : I’m going to kill him (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”) Jesse: Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex you're only asking for trouble! James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble ...I stay out of. Meowth: Yous two don't need the opposite sex cause' yous got each other! Jesse: What's that supposed to mean? James: Not funny!(“Pokemon the movie 2000”) He nodded. ‘Yeah. This is gonna sound cheesy, but I think I remember Annabeth and Percy saying cheesy stuff helps.’ ‘Lay it on me, Will. I’m your grilled cheese.” (The Sun and the Star: A Nico di Angelo Adventure) Thorne scoffed. “Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring.” “Do you even know what you're saying half the time?” asked Cinder. (The Lunar Chronicles: Winter) Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after. Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion! Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys? Tito: Very impressed! (Pants) Georgette Wha- Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito. Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”) Emma Swann: Let me guess. rum? Captain Hook: Never hurts. (“Once Upon A Time”) Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”) The Middleman: Caffeine is a drug, Dubbie. Wendy: I'm holding a molecular stun cannon.("The MiddleMan”)] Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”) There was a scuffling and a great thump: someone else had clambered out of the tunnel, overbalanced slightly and fallen. He pulled himself up on the nearest chair, looked around through lopsided horn - rimmed glasses and said, 'Am I too late? Has it started? I only just found out, so I - I -' Percy spluttered into silence. Evidently he had not expected to run into most of his family. There was a long moment of astonishment, broken by Fleur turning to Lupin and saying, in a wildly transparent attempt to break the tension, 'So - 'ow eez leetle Teddy?' Lupin blinked at her, startled. The silence between the Weasleys seemed to be solidifying, like ice. 'I - oh yes - he's fine!' Lupin said loudly. 'Yes, Tonks is with him - at her mother's.' Percy and the other Weasleys were still staring at one another, frozen. 'Here, I've got a picture!' Lupin shouted, pulling a photograph from inside his jacket and showing it to Fleur and Harry, who saw a tiny baby with a tuff of bright turquoise hair, waving fat fists at the camera. “I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -" "Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron," said Fred. Percy swallowed. "Yes, I was!" "Well, you can't say fairer than that," said Fred, holding out his hand to Percy.” (Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows) Cinder: Hold these wires and make sure they don't touch. Kai: What happens if they touch? Cinder: The ship will probably self-destruct. (The Lunar Chronicles : Winter) Isaac Heller: You're asking a lot of questions, Your Majesty, but it's just so hard to think in this dreary cell. A writer needs motivation and inspiration in his surroundings... Regina Mills: What do you want? Isaac Heller: I want out of here for good. I'm gonna go back to New York. I'm gonna need a car; something sporty. Ooh! Maybe a Porsche. Regina Mills: You've got to be kidding me. Isaac Heller: Lamborghini will do. Regina Mills: How about I drive the sports car of your choice over your miserable little head until it squishes like a pumpkin? Isaac Heller: Freedom, sports car, Big Apple. And, since you're making this so difficult, "Hamilton" tickets. (“Once Upon A Time”) wednesday addams: I Don't Believe In Heaven Or Hell, But I Do Believe In Revenge. (“Wednesday”) Wednesday Addams: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Principal Larissa Weems: That’s where you and I differ. Where you see doom, I see opportunity.(“Wednesday”) “Do I get a good-bye kiss too?” said Thorne, stepping in front of Cinder. Scowling, Cinder shoved him away. “Wolf’s not the only one who can throw a right hook around here.” Thorne chuckled and raised a suggestive eyebrow at Iko. The android, still on the floor, shrugged apologetically. “I would love to give you a good-bye kiss, Captain, but that lingering embrace from His Majesty may have fried a few wires, and I’m afraid a kiss from you would melt my central processor.” “Oh, trust me,” said Thorne, winking at her. “It would.” (The Lunar Chronicles : Winter) Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss] Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”) Derek: Why are you toying with me? Aren't you tired from fighting Aki? Y-you must be. That E-electro L-Lariat move must have taken a lot out of you Ariapion [reaches for him with its claws}: I like to play with my prey before killing it. Derek: Wh-what prey? I bet all your food runs away from you. You're so ugly you make a Muk's backside seems lovable. You stand out too much-you're so repulsive that you make an Alolan Grimer seem clean. [he falls into a crater in the floor and scoots out of it fast but the Ariapion follows him] Ariapion: [it raises its fangs] : Stand still so I can kill you. Derek {moves out of the way and the hybrid’s fangs get stuck in the floor] : I’m only a kid. You wouldn't want my death on your claws. It would mess up your soul. Uh...You do have a soul in that heartless body somewhere ? [his heart pounds in his chest as the Ariapion roars angrily as it frees its fangs from the floor. he gulps]. [thinking}: Crud. I'm so toast. [out loud] I take that as a no. (A Blast From Dad’s Past) Isaac Heller what the hell is that? I asked for a sports car . I wouldn’t drive that to a ping-pong tournament. Regina Mills: well, then you won’t be driving it to New York, either. Back to your cell Isaac Heller : okay , wait. Fine. I’ll take it. doesn’t matter . as long as she gets me the hell out of this town, and fast . I’m guessing the “Hamilton” tickets are a ‘no?[regina gives him a ‘look’ and shakes her head] Yeah. No one’s magic’s that powerful (“Once Upon A Time”) “Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?' said Zacharias Smith. 'Here's an idea,' said Ron loudly, 'why don't you shut your mouth?' 'Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it,' he said. 'That's not what he said,' said Fred Weasley. 'Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?' inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags. 'Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this,' said Fred (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ) Captain Gantu: Abomination! Stitch: Stupid-head! yeeeee-haw! ( flies via explosion into gantu’s ship breaking the front window ) Aloha! Gantu: Ah! ( unsuccessfully tries the pound Stitch) You're vile! you're foul! you're flawed! Stitch:( lifts captain gantu’s hand) Also cute and fluffy! ( throws him through the ship's window) (“Lilo & Stitch”) {Victreebel comes out and tries to eat James’s head... again } James: I didn't say eat me, I said beat them {Misty, Golduck, Pikachu and Ash laugh} Misty: You still can't manage that plant? Golduck: I guess it likes the taste of defeat Pikachu: Good one golduck. You're Victreebel’s denser than you Ash: Even I can keep my Muk from body slamming me when I call him out James {muffled}: shut up, you twerps Meowth: Train dat ting one of dese days! (Devon’s despicable plan) Then Wet Lindsay slimed up and actually touched his cheek. My boyfriend’s cheek she touched. With her slimy hand. Tom said, “Leave it Gee, just be cool. Honestly he’ll like you better if you don’t make a fuss.” Huh. What did Hunky know about it? Then he said, “Besides which, you’re not long off your stick, and she will definitely kill you” Fair point. She had deliberately and viciously whacked me round the ankles in a hockey match last month and I didn’t want to be hobbling round for another two weeks (knocked out by my nunga-nungas) Bean: How are we gonna find the vial if we can’t even find the city? Big Jo: Legend has it, the Eternity Pendant is awakened by proximity to an elf. As Elfo nears it, the vial will give off a tone Elfo: You expect me to crawl around this overheated hellscape until i hear a beep? Big Joe: No, Mr. Elfo , I expect you to fry (“Disenchantment “) Elf King: Please don’t leave. All will be forgiven if you obey the Jolly Code Elfo: ugh…. Sribbeldy-scrobeldy-screw the Jolly Code Shocko: Whaaaaaaa…..(“Disenchantment”) Jim: M-Master Vendel? Vendel: I am known to no troll as ‘Master’ Jim: Oh. Okay. Well Vendel I- Vendel: But I like the sound of it coming from you (“Trollhunters”) Coach Cotton: What did you say to him? Leigh Anne Touhy: You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts. I said you could thank me later . (pause) It's later, Bert (“the blind side”) Marauder’s Map: “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.” (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) “Well, here goes," said Harry, and he raised the little bottle and took a carefully measured gulp. "What does it feel like?" whispered Hermione. Harry did not answer for a moment. Then, slowly but surely, an exhilarating sense of infinite opportunity stole through him; he felt as though he could have done anything, anything at all...and getting the memory from Slughorn seemed suddenly not only possible, but positively easy... He got to his feet, smiling, brimming with confidence. "Excellent," he said. "Really excellent. Right...I'm going down to Hagrid's." "What?" said Ron and Hermione together, looking aghast. "No, Harry - you've got to go and see Slughorn, remember?" said Hermione. "No," said Harry confidently. "I'm going to Hagrid's, I've got a good feeling about going to Hagrid's." "You've got a good feeling about burying a giant spider?" asked Ron, looking stunned. "Yeah," said Harry, pulling his Invisibility Cloak out of his bag. "I feel like it's the place to be tonight, you know what I mean?" "No," said Ron and Hermione together, both looking positively alarmed now. "This is Felix Felicis, I suppose?" said Hermione anxiously, holding up the bottle to the light. "You haven't got another little bottle full - I don't know -" "Essence of Insanity?" suggested Ron, as Harry swung his cloak over his shoulders.” (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ) J Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday. Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after. Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion! Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys? Tito: Very impressed! (Pants) Georgette Wha- Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito. Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”) J looked over at him carefully. “You look a bit familiar boy. Have I stolen from you before?" Jaden spat on the floor. "I make it a point never to deal with evil 'ssiya'ah' like you, " he replied using a serpent-tongue term for a female dog. Her eyes burned with hatred for although she didn't understand what 'hsiya'ah' meant she knew it was a clear insult. "That remark is going to make you to be in lots of trouble brat!" His eyes gleamed. “Did you say trouble?" Severus stood in front of him . (if ssssooo then let'ssssss make it double.) For the love of Mew don't start! "Oh brother.” Dad muttered. "Tell me he's not going to-“ "To protect the world from devastation." "He is.” I groaned, “Shut up Jaden!" “To ignite blights in the nation.”That’s not right. To alight grass with condensation?" The large black snake Pokémon shook his head. (That dosssent sssseeem right either.) (A Blast From Dad’s Past) Hagrid: If that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gives you any grief, you could always, um, threaten him with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his. Harry: But, Hagrid, we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that. Hagrid: I do, but your cousin don't, do he?. ( “Harry Potter and ‘The Sorcerer’s Stone”) Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change? [Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room] Lilo: Wow. San Francisco. [Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car] Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!" Lilo: No more caffeine for you. (“Lilo & Stitch”) Narrator: The Whos young and old would sit down to a feast, and they'll feast, and they'll feast. The Grinch: And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME! ( screams) . BLAST YOU WHOS! Narrator: And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would bring, the more the Grinch thought... The Grinch: I must stop this whole thing! The Grinch: Why, for year after year I've put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming... but how? I MEAN... in what way?("Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas”) David Nolan: so Rumpelstiltskin is Henry’s grandfather? Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently. David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather. Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one. David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen? Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother. David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time”) That's all for now -WC |
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