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I'm not really that good of a writer but I do love reading all the different types of fanfictions here! I made this account so I can now review and favorite the stories that I love! Thanks for everyone that makes fanfictions!!!

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Eight by writer168 reviews
(The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough.) Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift—unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. (The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn.) SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 181,487 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Team Eight
Snow Storms & Snake Wine by writer168 reviews
Four strangers get trapped in a cabin, and it's the start of something beautiful.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,429 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/6/2021 - Sakura H., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan
The Art of Pretending It Isn't Your Fault by Contemperina reviews
Duncan was thrown into the hallway wearing no more than his boxers and dog collar. "Yeah," he replied to the crowd, dodging one of Courtney's projectiles and smirking at his former campmates. "This is EXACTLY what it looks like." A Playa de Losers fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 271,683 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Hoshigaki by writer168 reviews
When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 208,533 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kisame H. - Complete
We're not Dating right? by Yojimbra reviews
Ino and Temari convince Sakura that she's been dating Naruto for years. And that she's in love with her blond friend. There's no way that she could be that dense right?... Right? Also who gave her wine? Narusaku, Fluffy, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 367 - Published: 10/31/2017 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Ino Y., Temari - Complete
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Prinzessin by edwardandbella4evah reviews
A young woman's life changes forever when her home is invaded by the Nazis.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Double Shot by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt drags Mello into a place he does not want to go...and what's this? Talk of Banana's and Cream? - Crack. MM. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Along the Path by Oh Dee reviews
How Lin and Tenzin fell in love... and how they fell out. Lin/Tenzin, Tenzin/Pema
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
Something To Look Forward To by Oroburos69 reviews
Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
63: Routines by cali-chan reviews
Dr. Aurelius had encouraged her to develop routines. Routines were good. Routines could make her feel better. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Melancholy of Mai by Omnicat reviews
Mai and Suki love their boyfriends lots, but there's no denying that they're just two big idiots sometimes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Sokka, Suki] [Zuko, Mai] - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11872 - Favs: 10,748 - Follows: 4,396 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8674 - Favs: 6,032 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That Night by edwardandbella4evah reviews
My view of what happened to Duncan and Courtney after their kiss. Set right after their kiss: TDI, episode 12, Basic Straining
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Sleepy Tea by Silent.Surrender reviews
When Tsunade assigns a mission for Sakura and Neji, he didn't think for one second that it would lead to a clingy, sleep talking Sakura - and a childish argument about tea, in which his hair would fall victim. HUMOR! NejixSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Therapy by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
ShikaIno. I was tired of taking care of a drunk, broken Ino, but I couldn't stay away. "Kiss me back, I want to know how it feels when someone actually cares." If I kissed her, I wouldnt be able to stop. I kissed her. Shika POV, humor, threeshot, LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,652 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
In the Midst of Cherry Blossoms by Silent.Surrender reviews
Sai didn't know what this meant. As she advanced with low set eyelids, two things occured to him: 1, Sakura didn't understand that the pale boy in front of her wasn't Sasuke, and 2, none of the books ever taught him what to do in this situation. LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Under the Moonlight Only Yue Knows by QueenofHell1990 reviews
One night on Ember Island, Zuko can't sleep and decides to go for a walk. As he does, he stumbles across one of his friends.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Zuko, Suki - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 16078 - Favs: 10,954 - Follows: 8,373 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6633 - Favs: 14,513 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 228 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 166 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
That Stupid Dream by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,307 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
Isolated Incident by Saulie reviews
When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Reluctant Hero by firefly reviews
There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Only Good Boys Have Fangs by sharingank reviews
Ever since she was a little girl, Hinata wanted a puppy. KibaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 5,620 - Follows: 883 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete