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Poll: For "ARE YOU NERVOUS YET?": Should this become a lemon? Or should it just stay within the T range? Should I write an extension of the story for the lemon with a warning but not change the rating? Should I change the entire story into a lemon starting from the chapter after next? Vote Now!
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Joined 03-25-12, id: 3850001, Profile Updated: 07-02-13
Author has written 6 stories for Soul Eater, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Profile Information that I don't know if anyone really cares about

Name: Something that kind of sounds like AhnKiwi... a bit I guess.

Age: The square root of 196 and soon to be the square root of 225 Q v Q yeah I hate math too.

Gender: I like to think of myself as the manliest man there is, but some people like to call me a female.

Address: HAHA NO WAY I'M SAYING THIS. But I live somewhere in NYC and yeah. That's all I'm saying. I don't want to be hunted down or anything.

I like writing mainly about SOMA HUEHUEHUE but maybe one day I shall extend my roots to other places of the fanfiction realm.

So I guess somebody must've noticed that I've changed my username :3 but no worries I'm still alive and here and I do have to say that I SHALL FINISH ALL OFF MY FANFICS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

That sounds slightly scary Q A Q but don't worry it means I'm just gonna get myself working!

So it's time for updates on my fanfics and my life because like to think that everyone cares about that hehe... (i know the truth, you people just want your fluff but that's okay cuz i'm like that too)


Are you going to finish everything that you've already started writing?

Yes, I plan to do so, and I shall make them brilliant and fluffy like marshmallows o v o but I can't give you guys exact update dates because I'm an extreme procrastinator who only writes on an impulse. And by that I mean that I write most of the stuff that I do at around 1-3 am because that's just exactly when I'm a creative little butterfly.

When is the lemon extension of Are You Nervous Yet? coming out?

Now this is a bit of a difficult question. I love reading lemons, they're so... unf. But as much as I love to read them, they are pretty hard to write without having a flushed face and a ... "wild" imagination? But anyways, as soon as I get an inspiration to make it a wonderful lemon pack full of the unf that everyone wants, then I shall post it. I have a lot of time on my hands this summer and I intend to use it to the greatest extent, when I'm not procrastinating of course. I mean there's not much else I can do this summer. I can't swim because I don't know how, or ride a bike for the same reason. All the summer fun is for people who actually go outside and get tan while I shrivel up into a ball of shame in the corner of sadness in my room while the slight light from the blinds burns me- but that's a topic for another time.

Are you going to release new stuff?

Yup, of course. I quite like reading and writing fanfiction, although I have to say I haven't found a really good one in a while, and it seems everyone has just been busy. Or maybe because I've been away for so long, I've just become a geezer on this site, which is actually pretty cool, but it makes me feel so old and not up to date. Q A Q but I actually am quite a noob. Maka the Maid was actually the first fanfiction I ever wrote and published, and not a lot of people know this fact because I was kind of sick of people saying it was their first fanfiction and what not. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but if you're gonna publish something, make it as good as you would want your second or third work to be, y'know. However, it does hold a place of pride in my heart as all my stories do and I'll make room in my heart for more of them to come :D

Why don't you respond to reviews anymore?

Okay, this is one of the things that have been on my mind. As much as I want to respond to every single one of you, it's kind of difficult to seeing that I have things to do, and whenever I write, it's usually pretty late, and it wasn't always this way. I used to write in the afternoon or early evening and then I would publish and then wait for reviews (because I'm just that obsessed with you guys) and then respond as they come. Or I would be writing the latest chapter and be looking back on reviews when I'm done to put them on the bottom author's note. However, as I said, I write extremely late into the night now. Usually 1-3 AM. As much as I would like to respond to you all, by that time, my creativity has become low again and all the adrenaline from typing is starting to wear off. I usually try to put the more important info first and then some other stuff, but that's all the energy I really have late at night. I will try my best to respond to what reviews that I get through PM and sometimes if I ever write early enough, I'll put them at the bottom. Sorry about this guys, but every review is important to me, and it really does mean a lot when someone takes the time out of their day to leave a meaningful message, or even just a short one to encourage me to write more. You guys mean a lot to me, and I'm sorry I've been gone so long, but I'll try my best to get back to where I was a year ago _

I don't really have any other updates so um yeah. Here's to more stories and lemon and non lemon fun _ if I do ever decide on an update time, I'll just post it here.

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Shingeki no Puru by Nimrochan reviews
Haruka Jaeger, like the rest of humanity, is forced to live the life of trapped prey as man-eating Titans roam the outside world. His dream is to one day kill all the Titans and swim all the waters of the world, including lava. He does not understand what lava is.
Crossover - Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,642 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 7/20/2013
The Alchemy Teacher by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,424 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Stand by ErisandDysnomia reviews
" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,708 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
That Summer Feeling by rokkasen reviews
Prank wars, bug juice, tetherball, and ghost stories - summer camp is all fun and games until you fall in love for the first time. [SoMa, Camp AU, for Reverb 2015]
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] [Black Star, Tsubaki N.] - Complete
Office Shenanigans by Odat reviews
They're just coworkers. Maybe best friends. Except the entire office thinks they're dating and there's a betting pool on when they're going to get married. But no really, they're just coworkers! (No they aren't).
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,567 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Regina Magna by Shu of the Wind reviews
Or, the Great Queen. It's August 1892, a year after the Zodiac Case, and Elizabeth and Ciel are still hanging on tenterhooks. But when Ran Mao crashes in through Lizzy's window one night to tell her Lau has been kidnapped, things get a whole lot messier. Ave atque vale. LizzyCiel. Sequel to Domina Esques.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Ciel P., Elizabeth M.] Sebastian M., Ran-Mao
Maka's Munchkin by 15 Days Past Death reviews
What's small, has ash blonde hair, and red eyes? Maka and Soul don't know either, but they'll do anything to make her happy. Munchkin OC, SoMa. Cover by: alykagamine
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,051 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Splish-Splash: A Watery Series by Cafe Lolita reviews
It's wet, it's wild. A ficlet collection to soothe your fangirly soul. Latest update: Popsicle — Tachibana Makoto.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Makoto T., OC
Goodbye To You by LiKaTaSa reviews
Soul finally became a Death Scythe, and while he knows he should be psyched, he can't help but feel upset. He's going to lose his meister, his friend, and his partner. (Hints of SoMa, but not really.)
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Chlorine is His Cologne by Bowl of Ramyun reviews
Like a rabbit that stumbled into a hunter's trap, Haruka realizes his dangerous situation when it's too late. In an empty pool building, Rin had made plans to prevent Haruka from escaping this race. But it seems that a race isn't the only thing Rin wants from his prey. Ratings increase to M for smutty HaruxRin yaoi content.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N.
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
hop is more powrful tan dis pear by OXOMakotoLverOXO reviews
hope destiny faith ocen is magicul gril stodent in iwatobi scool wiv her best frinds but sudenly danga rope in scoool how will makoto nd hops lub suffice? rated m for stemy scins
Crossover - Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013
Broken Inside by shadowmistx98 reviews
AU. Ever since that depressing break-up with Kid, Maka has changed from sweet&innocent to rough&daring. She is now transferred to a new city and school. Her view on every boy is the same but will someone be able to change that? Please read
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,490 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Dora Meets Soul Eater by MKBianca reviews
One sick person, ME, just decided to bring two impossible characters together in one fic. Please be warned of the pathetic-ness and undesirable humor of this story. Just... Enjoy.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Soul Eater
Pool Games by Social Safari reviews
Two teenagers in love are pool side on a hot summer day and they're alone together. Don't be naive, of course there are lemons in this story! Sheesh.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
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DWMA Goes Undercover at Ouran High School! reviews
Maka and the gang get a request from Lord Death to go on a mission to investigate Ouran High school and the series of mysterious disappearances and deaths of students there. Meanwhile, Soul get forced into the Host Club, Maka admires their library, Black Star and Tsubaki take over the school's Kendo Club, and Kid may finally get the sisters to appreciate the beauty of symmetry!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Lesson on Love reviews
Teacher AU! Maka is the newest teacher at the best institute in Death City. There, she meets Soul Eater Evans, the music teacher. Together, they teach each other new things, about each other, about their subjects, and maybe even about love? What new things will they learn, and will things escalate from a mere colleague relationship? SoMa. Eventual lemon.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Maka the Maid reviews
Maka works at a maid in a maid cafe. Soul is the heir to a huge record company. What will happen as their fates intertwine? AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
From Past To Present reviews
Maka Albarn is a victim of horrible breakups. As she tries to recover from her most recent one, her best friend, Soul visits. Although things seem to be the same after 2 years, Maka soon finds out that they have both changed in more ways then one. She starts to feel strange around Soul, but does Soul feel the same way? AU. The rating will probably change in the future ; v ;
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Are You Nervous Yet? reviews
Bored out of his mind on a Saturday night watching one of the most stereotypical movies of all time, Soul decides to play a game of his own to... make their night more interesting... ;D AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
SAT Words reviews
This is a compilation of one-shots based of SAT words that I am currently using to study. It is going to say completed but I will continue to add one shots as I keep writing and studying. OOC and maybe AU in some stories.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete