Joey the Freaking Potterhead
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Joined 03-26-12, id: 3852018, Profile Updated: 11-17-14
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Somewhere in small town in a country a bit bigger than the town, there is the craziest, random Potterhead you will meet; a seventeen year old by the name of Joey who has a rather twisted mind sometimes- he is a hater of Twilight although does write his own fanfics on it... normally ending in something gory.

MOST (Not all) ideas of his fanfics are inspired by roleplaying on Facebook as Harry James Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart, Quirrell, and Hagrid as his main ones; the ideas he gets for the other characters are simply ideas from his fellow roleplayers; so not all credit should go to him but also to the awesome people he roleplays with those who he roleplays with will know who they are, and if they're reading this. He hopes they do know they are his main inspiration.

He is NOT the real Harry Potter or Hagrid or any other character, he is simply Joey and not does he claim to be anyone else.. Other than Harry Potter, guitar and writing are his main passions, his fanfics vary from different genres, so be sure to check the rating before reading.

Now for some added detail- he is told by many that he is the main Harry Potter characters put together, once he gets into character he cannot get himself out; so if the fanfics he is writing trail on- this is why. His life revolves around Harry Potter and has actually lost a few friends because of his love for it, which doesn't bother him because his goal is to stay true to Harry always.

Indeed. I AM Joey, this is my world. My mind. This is my writing. Most inspired by roleplaying, if I do roleplay with your character, and get something wrong- please forgive me. I don't sleep often, therefore my brain forgets most events, and with so many that happen I will also twist the order of things enabling the fanfic to roll, just as a forewarning ... well. You get the idea. Enjoy. :D

I love reviews so I can learn more skills, criticism, ways to improve, love, hate. Either way; I will learn from it- I am not easily offended. :3 So go ahead and speak the truth- for one cannot learn from a lie.

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James Potter and the Rise of the New Dark by Random Person with No Name reviews
James Potter is the image of his grandfather- charming, mischievous, and not quite the looker. At the moment, he's sure. But, being a Potter, his first year at Hogwarts doesn't go quite as he planned it. Annoying extended family, crazy friends, and a new danger rising on the horizon might be more than the poor boy can take. Thank goodness for Honeyduke's chocolate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,865 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W., James S. P.
Tell Me If It's Love by MaryMcDonald reviews
After 5 years of denying it has Mary McDonald really came to like the infamous Sirius Black? Rated T for possible languange and small sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Mary M., Sirius B. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived by MaryMcDonald reviews
What happened that Halloween night in 1981
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Baby Unknown by MaryMcDonald reviews
Staff get together during the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Secret Fetishes of Bellatrix Lestrange by Adultfanfiction reviews
Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
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Paying the price reviews
Just what would happen if what was once the truth about Lockhart, were to be revealed? Just what if Lockhart had gone too far this time and he was no unable to get himself out of trouble? Would Flo be there to save him? Would anyone save him? Author note: If you can't handle horror, detailed gore or you're easily offended. Etc. I recommend you to not read this. Warning foretold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Gilderoy L.
Turning tables reviews
School had started up again, Quirinus had been looking forward to this since he went back to his parent's house, where he spent his holidays longing to see Charlotte Clearwater, his best friend again. However; things took an unexpected turn when he saw someone he'd made friends with last year. He had no idea he could mean anything to anyone. Could he mean anything to anyone? How?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Q. Quirrell
Chaos at Hogwarts reviews
Angel Burke's memory loss, Dumbledore standing for her, frogs in his office, complete chaos in a corridor, pranks, the library messed completely; Severus wasn't having a good time with students; those on his suspicious student list were being snapped at a lot lately; just how far will Severus go to put a stop to all this? Will Ariana, Dumbledore's daughter gain his respect again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Through and Through reviews
No one could deny how much Harry had meant to Dumbledore; only a fool could see Harry meant as much to him as much as he meant to Harry, or was it more? Upon meeting Horace Slughorn, Harry knew this year would be another one full of adventure, mystery and as Harry finds out, secrets revealed like never before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The new kid in town
The story of a small, pale boy by the name of Quirinus Quirrell; the new kid in town who had started his first year at Hogwarts; beaten down by bullies throughout his past six years as well as doubt from his parents; he had a thirst to prove himself; though one of the most brilliant people someone could meet; the trouble is... how does one prove themselves when they're so shy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,304 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
What love is this?
Harry Potter and Angel Burke had been friends for over a year now- they were as close as he and Hermione were before she had to move away for her work at the Ministry. Harry and Angel hang out as they usually do, but something feels different this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,944 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead or Alive reviews
After an attack on Lily, James and Severus become almost as close as brothers; if not as close. After being told Severus killed Albus, Harry was dying to know the truth whether he did it or not, only to find out something more shocking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Argumenti Smartassereth
Boredom had set in for Harry during his free period, he strutted as Snape called it about the corridor looking for something to do. His boredom turns to amusement when from a few feet in front of him he hears, "Alright Scarhead?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,341 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Telling the Family reviews
Harry and Ginny had just started dating; they both felt the time to tell his parents and her family was after their first kiss; however it happened sooner than they expected; it was now time to tell them; unknowing about a rude surprise awaiting them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Birds and the Bees reviews
Girls caused Harry nothing but trouble, now was the time when he'd realized just how bad things can get; especially awkward, as he, James and Lily find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Quidditch with the Champions
Lockhart always wanted to hang out with the Marauders, his chance finally comes and having heard Lockhart speak of his amazing Quidditch skills, James decides to put him to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,673 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Gilderoy L., James P. - Complete
A win of Flukes reviews
What happens someone who believes themselves to be better, cleverer and handsomer than everyone else? Well Lockhart is bound to find out just how much of this is true when Lucius duels him. Just how will this end?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Gilderoy L., Lucius M. - Complete
To Learn the Language of Love reviews
When Gilderoy lost himself in his own reflections down the Great Hall, he had not expected to run into a French girl reading a book who turned out could help him impress some women. -sorry if my "French" is a bit out guys- blame google translate.-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Stunned by beauty
This year was looking very dull for Harry, he spent most of his time missing Ron and Hermione, asking himself whether it would get better or not. With Easter approaching things seemed grim. It was only when he met Juliet that his question was answered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,325 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lunch with Edward reviews
Bella had missed seeing Edward since he'd grown colder towards her. Now she would be spending time with him on a casual walk, or perhaps a romantic dinner. He was so full of surprises; why had he grown so cold towards her? She soon found out...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Love reviews
Recovering from his recent heartbreaks from Ginny and Hermione, this wasn't Harry's idea of how to spend Christmas at Hogwarts until Harry learns that sometimes love will come in the most unexpected ways. This is my first ever written, so enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete