Bitch-with a Sword
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Joined 05-15-03, id: 385315
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
The Bitch likes music. ALOT. She hates preppy peoples. Her favorite shade is black, but her favorite color is red. Red is like firer, which indicates her soul. The bitch likes a guy named Nathan. He is a skater, but the bitch is a surfer. She hates skaters, most skaters are mean to her and that's the reason.

Her favorite bands are Linkin Park, System of a Down, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Coldplay, Lifehouse, Drowning Pool, Ozzy Osborne, Uncle Kracker, Metallica, Kiss, Evanescence, Hoobastank, T.A.T.U., Warrant, Three Doors Down, Savage Garden, Papa Roach, Offspring, House of Pain, Five for Fighting, Disturbed, Bon Jovi, and Aerosmith.

The bitches favorite rappers are Eminem, JA Rule, Ludacris, Jay-Z, DMX, Outkast, Nas, P. Diddy, Fabolous, Nelly, Eve, 2Pac, N.O.R.E, Busta Rhymes, Jagged Edge, Afro Man, Blestenation, City High, Duice, Jahiem, Juvenile, Missy Elliot, Nappy Roots, Eminem, R. Kelly, Eminem, the Roots, Tyrese, and did she mention Eminem?

The bitch has many other things going on in her life. Her best friend, Harley Davidson Rebel, says she’s as crazy as hell. But she isn’t crazy! Nope! * double takes out her window * Her best friend also says that she should cut down on the sugar, but she won’t. * grabs the sugar container and pours half of the container in her mouth and eats it happily * Her friend says she’s a pod person, but she isn’t. * looks at the calendar and notices she hasn’t come out of her room for three days *

The Bitch’s life long dream is to actually remember her dreams.

The bitch’s life long goal is to star in an action movie.

The bitch wants to rid the world of is Cheerleaders.

The bitch’s favorite element is fire and she plans to kill all the cheerleaders with it.

The bitch wants to stop one thing globally: whining.

To Come:

The Stroke of Midnight: Hermione: a peasant girl that lives with her evil step mother, and her two stupid, yet mean, step sisters. She was mentally abused, and her father killed by poisons her step mother put in his dinner one evening. Draco: a prince looking for love and happiness. His parents host a ball for him, but what happens when the two worlds collide and are joined by two unlikely people? Who knows. Only I do!

Tomb Raider; Dreams of the Time Turner: Hermione is a hard core seventeen year old tom-boy with lots of attitude. She’s beautiful, intelligent, and specializes in hand to hand combat, car racing, and fire arms. She’s athletic and she raids tombs for fun, yet for saving the world. She has been called on a mission that she might not be able to do without a certain persons help.

Note: I did not write Ginger the Hooker. My friend did. She was really hyper so she just wrote it. Her name is JenPen, but she didn’t have a name then, so you should find her and tell her what you think.


Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter Characters. I just took them off the shelf to play with and I promised JK that I would put them back. Nice and neat.

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Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Precious Empty Space by Priah reviews
Complete After six years of traveling by foot half way across the world, Draco returns to the the family he left behind. The family which thought him dead by way of war. Hermione, his loyal wife, and Junior, the son of 5 he has never met. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,232 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Impossible to Ever Love by mz kane reviews
Hermione travels back through time after wishing for a better life and love... She did not expect that her travel would bring her the one man she thought was impossible to ever love Lord Draco Malfoy. AU fic. At last! New chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,474 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Knee Trembler by Lux Aeterna reviews
Hermione discovers that after a night of spectacular drunkeness she's pregnant with Draco's child. Witness the horror of well... everyone, count the number of people who pass out and behold the amusement of everybody else! Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione and Draco: Snogoholics by blingblingbabe reviews
Hermione and Draco fall in love...a Parody to nearly every Hermione/Draco story out there. read and review! *chapter 2 up...a new angle! a new story!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Having Fun With The Devil by Devilzzz reviews
*Completed* Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are in their sixth year and starting a dangerous new game of war. They compete against each other in seduction, and sexual harassment is always welcome. But what happens when things go extreme?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story by The Treacle Tart reviews
*Ch. 14 uploaded* What will a wizard do for love? Apparently humiliate himself - daily. Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione alone in the country. Who thought this was a good idea? Ch. 14 - Now What? Please R&R. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Serendipity by galena reviews
no connection with the movie at all... its just that fate keeps on drawing them to eachother
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kiss & Tell by Devilzzz reviews
Ginny and Draco both have their wishes. But a spell to make them true lead them to get stuck into the future together; until their wishes are granted. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Annoyance? by lu-lu 62 reviews
PLEASE READ ME!!!! i no i've been neglecting the story, but my computer was being a major butt, and wouldnt let me upload, so i now i haf 2 type it all on one and then haf u guys read it like that. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!!! THANX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Song of the Heart reviews
It is rated R for sex, violence, rape, abuse, gross out humor, language, and other adult content. It isn't completely tragic, but it is when it gets toward the end. PLEASE R&R! A song fic. Numerous songs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Daughter of the Queen reviews
A girl is a t Hogwarts that no body likes, no body notices, and no body cares about. What happens when Harry starts to notice her and finds something out about her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Harry P.
Ginger the Hooker reviews
Sex. Lot's of it with Ginger... I mean, Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Hermione G., Albus D.