Vegeta's Super Saiyan Swagger
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Author has written 1 story for Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I am Vegeta's Super Saiyan Swagger (obviously). Though, I'm formerly known as The Cunning Linguist Of The High Seas, or just Cunning Linguist Of The Seas.

If it wasn't obvious, I'm a huge Vegeta fan from Dragon Ball.

I have several stories in mind at the moment, but will undergo them one at a time as to not overburden myself.

'Who is this amazing specimen of human meat chunks?!' You may ask.

Well, let me tell you!

Aged adult though still young. Of the mammalian sort. Vague enough?

I have no opinions on m/m f/f m/f/m or any of those combinations. Be what you will!

I have rp'ed for quite some years now, so I'm no stranger to it. I build sites for people rp on as well, so if you are ever in need of assistance in such a manner, feel free to ask me.

I will review upon request, I don't mind collaborating with others for writing, and I don't mind helping anybody with anything within my power. Don't be afraid to contact me. I won't eviscerate you. I'm also a Beta, so I'm always willing to help with a story if one needs it.

My favorite stories revolve around: Assassin's Creed, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Crow, Hannibal Lecter, and Dragon Ball Z.

My favorite characters are: Vegeta, Bulma Briefs, Trunks (Mirai and young), Piccolo, Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Leonardo da Vinci, Eric from the Crow, and, Hannibal Lecter.

One may be surprised to find that I actually despise Twilight, despite the fact I wrote a story involving them. It's mostly so I can inadvertently bash the hell out of them.

Team Four Star wins. For Eternity.

Have fun my lovelies and I hope you enjoy your stay on my page!

Feel free to drop me a line, I like talking, but if you're under 18, I'd say get consent or something. No need to get in trouble, ya know?

Preach elsewhere, or I'll have to crucify you with your own words. I don't give a damn about what you're selling.

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Dark Phoenix by Lightningscar reviews
"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? No slash. Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 221,456 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Batman Doesn't 'Do' Magic by deadlydaisy8o8 reviews
Due to unfortunate circumstance. Batman has landed right in the Great Hall at the Beginning of third year, and somehow acquired an undesired and unwanted magical ability in the process. Until he can find his way home and be rid of his new ability, he'll have to deal with the Wizarding World and all the quirks that come with it.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,338 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Albus D.
Murderer's Row by Violent-Medic reviews
Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 166 - Words: 521,520 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012
Closed Mouths Gather No Feet by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
Washington makes an observation, and suffers the repercussions of bringing it to everyone's attention.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Wash
Bleed Like Me by Iyrsiiea reviews
People break. People hurt. People ruin themselves in the worst ways. Tucker, Donut, Grif, Simmons, and Sarge are bleeding. SongFic. TRIGGER WARNING!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - L. Tucker, F. Donut, D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
New Kids on the Block by moocow24 reviews
Loki accidentally turns all of the Avengers (including himself) into teenagers and they are forced to go to Goode high school. There they meet Percy Jackson a normal kid. Or is he? Rated T for some language and violence. Set post movie and after TLO
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
The Mysterious Package For Franklin DD by XspriteyX reviews
Pretty much as the title says, a package arrives for Donut but everyone has forgotten what Donut's first name is, so he makes a bet with them, will they win it? Or will they suffer the consequences of losing? :)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2013 - F. Donut - Complete
Other Kinds by KnightlyWordsmith reviews
Of all the days that Wash despised, Valentine's Day topped the list. Sent on an impromptu quest to attain glitter, he's about to learn that the holiday isn't all he once thought it was.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - M. Caboose, Wash, L. Tucker - Complete
The Brother That Could Have Been by DBZer16 reviews
Sequel to "The Brother That Never Was." Burdened with guilt over his past choices concerning the saiyan brother he never knew, Goku seeks to set things right. But the question is, will Raditz even consider forgiving him?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Goku, Raditz
High School Z by Majin Prince reviews
Another one of those High school stories With Dragon Ball Z characters in it. Not as bad as you think. Enough said. My first story. B/V G/CC K/18
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,557 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Vegeta, Bulma
Can You do the Atomic Tango? by The Pen-Wielding Gunslinger reviews
So it's just one little mistake with a holotape and I'm crouched in a gutter with an angry sexbot bearing down on me, and I can't even defend myself because I really need those caps promised to me by the Garretts. Rated for sexual innuendos and Six's mouth.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Courier - Complete
The Brother That Never Was by DBZer16 reviews
Goku never questioned what was wrong and right. He always knew. So why is he questioning his decision to kill his brother more than a decade after the incident? One-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Goku, Raditz - Complete
That'd Be Nice by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Reyna is still a little heartbroken after losing both Jason and Percy, and Leo decides to cheer her up using his awesomely high level of wit. Bad god puns make everyone laugh, right? Leyna, some Percabeth and Jasiper. Oneshot. Image by Jackie-lyn on dA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V. - Complete
Demigod Project by Yellow-Spider reviews
He's not a Demigod anymore- he left that aspect of his life behind a long time ago. Now he's an agent of SHIELD. With his past haunting him and the Avengers attracting trouble Percy Jackson is about to find out what it really means to be an Agent of SHIELD. Angst! Slight character bashing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,825 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson: Disassembled by Yellow-Spider reviews
Loki has returned to earth with a purpose; finish off the Avengers once and for all. Percy Jackson must yet again fight with the Avengers in an attempt to stop the rogue God of Mischief from destroying Earths Mightiest Heroes. SEQUEL to Percy Jackson: Anarchy. Contains swearing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson: Anarchy by Yellow-Spider reviews
Percy just wanted to be a normal teenager- well as normal as a seventeen year old demigod can be. But with monster attacks on the rise and new foes stirring Percy must join the Avengers to save New York. Contains swearing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Trouble by RustyPaperclip reviews
If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,553 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harkness, Butch DeLoria - Complete
Broken and Scarred by Terez reviews
Rosalie and Jasper bond over their dark pasts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
The Brodex by Fairady reviews
What's a Brotherhood without a few rules?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Black Coffee and Dry Cigarettes by PervyMonk reviews
A short, silly drabble between Boone and the Male Courier.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Courier, C. Boone - Complete
Fallin' For You by Meg The Maggot reviews
Manny reflects on Boone and Carla's relationship after her disappearance.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/30/2011 - C. Boone, Manny V. - Complete
Dragonball: Twilight by Hiei1011 reviews
This is a fictional crossover written by Amann0407 and myself as a side project. This is what happens when the Team Four Star versions of Vegeta and Nappa find my interpretations of Bella Edward and Jacob. Read and Enjoy. Please comment.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011
War Without End by Vault108 reviews
All of the Factions must put aside the war on the Hoover Dam to concentrate on getting rid of a new, horrifying terror. Rated T for a few instances of the Fbomb. Story inspired by fanart on DA.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - C. Boone - Complete
How to be Dominant by Atlas Rain reviews
Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
To Tin Can, From Butchman by RustyPaperclip reviews
So... Chief Harkness was a tin can? Sure. Butch could live with that. Yeah. But giving the Chief a gift? Oh come on. What? What was wrong with him? ...And why was the Chief being so nice to him? COMPLETE
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Butch DeLoria, Harkness - Complete
Defence Against the Blue Arts by Compass West reviews
Harry has a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's big, has a southern accent and wears red armour. NOT A HALO CROSSOVER. THIS IS A RED VS BLUE CROSSOVER. Contains insubordination, shotgun blasts and some Draco and Ron whumping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M.
Drawing of the Masks by Madman007 reviews
Bruce Wayne decides to take a tour of Arkham Asylum and meet the Joker as Bruce Wayne. First chapter in a trilogy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Mud and Mire by emeraldwolf reviews
A Red vs Blue fanfic. AU. Inspired by Memorial Day History Channel specials, and "All Quiet on the Western Front" one of my favorite books. So, WWI era warfare. Some slash, so be forewarned! First person POV of Church.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
That’s How the Letters Go by Aseret Kitsune reviews
Rvb, slash, het. Church writes to Tex, several times before he gets a reply. Though, it’s not one he particularly likes. Then Tucker gets involved.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Shadow Of Your Smile reviews
After a meeting with the Gods, Nico is asked to go spy on a new breed of monsters in Forks, Washington. He never expected to fall for one. They don't know just what Nico is. What the Cullens don't know, won't hurt them. Right? Let the game of Cat and Mouse begin. N/Rn Ed/B J/A Em/R C/Es Dark later on. Powerful! Nico R:T for now. No OCs!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,673 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Nico A.