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Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of. ;)

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.

My prince doesn't sparkle either.

My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

Hey everyone :) I'm Sisi. I'm a girl and I'm 15. The girl in my icon is not me, btw. I wish :( Hahaha. I just like her shirt.

My Appearance: Long, straight, black hair with side bangs. Big, brown eyes. Tan skin. 5'5.

Name: Sisi.

Birthday: 7.27.97.

Age: 15.

Birthplace: Philippines.

Current Location: Philippines.

Eye Color: Brown.

Hair Color: Dark Brown.

Height: 5'5.
Weight: It changes so.
Lefty or Righty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Leo.

What Do You Drive: I don't have a driver's license.
Screenname: hotxdangerous

--Favorites--

Color: Nude, White, Black, Purple, Blue, Yellow, Gray. - In that order.

Number: 7 and 11.
Band: Paramore, 30H!3, Green Day, ATL, Far East Movement, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, etc.
Music Genre: Anything, really.
TV Show: PLL, TVD, New Girl, Secret Circle, ANTM, CNTM, American Idol, The Voice etc.

Movie: Easy A.
Actor: I have a lot. Mostly hot guys ;)
Actress: Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande.
Kind of Movie: Anything.
Sport: SOCCER!
Fast Food Restaurant: McDonald's.
Food: Creme Brulee.
Ice Cream: Mint or Vanilla. Anything but Chocolate.
Cereal: Go Lean.
Candy: I don't like candy.
Drink: Water? Haha I hate softdrinks.
Alcoholic Beverage: Something strong. Russian Vodka? ;)
Quote: Trust no player, fear no bitch. Give no pussy, suck no dick. People play games and are fully of shit. Play the role and be the baddes bitch. HOLLA

--Do You--

Have any siblings: No :( Only child right hurr.
Have any pets: A dog named Tiffany Chanel (:
Have a job: I'm a student ?
Have a cellphone: Obviously. 696-969-BITCH. Call me ;)

Have any fears: I try to be fearless ;) But butterflies creep me out.

Have a bedtime: I sleep when I want to.
Sing in the shower: Yes. Make sure to get tickets to my concert some time! ;)
Want to go to college: OF COURSE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Get along with your parents: Not really. No.
Have any piercings: Left ear. Don't ask.
Have any tattoos: Henna ?
Swear: ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME.
Smoke: Never.
Drink: Occasionally.

Do Drugs: Never.

Hair Color: Dark Brown.
Eye Color: Brown.
Height: 5'5
Profession: Still a student but hoping to be a model in the future :)
What's Your Sign?: Leo.
Any Siblings?: Nope. Only child :(
Shoe size: 9.
Innie or Outie: Innie.
Righty or Lefty?: Righty.
Any pets?: A beautiful beagle named Tiffany :)
What month were you born in?: July.
Describe Yourself In One Word: Unattractive.
Biggest Fear: Butterflies. They're just creepy, man.
Your Proudest Accomplishment: Staying alive, I guess.
Special Talents: Being effortlessly awesome ;)
Famous Person You Want To Meet: Justin Bieber. Janoskians.
Song Played At Your Funeral: Idk. Never thought of it.
Favorite Car: Ferrari.
Favorite Movie: Easy A.
Favorite School Subject: Biology.
Favorite Food: Creme Brulee.
Favorite Animal: Sharks. Leopard. Lion. Tiger.
Favorite Childhood Memory: How my enemies turned out to be my best friends in the future (:
Favorite Possession: Clothes.
Comedian: Myself.
Favorite Number: 7 and 11.
Favorite Hard Candy: I don't like candy.
Favorite Month: July. My birth month.
Favorite Ice Cream: Mint or Vanilla.
Favorite Smell: Babies.
Favorite Cartoon Character: Spongebob. Can't think of anyone else. I don't watch cartoons.
I don't understand: Life.
When I wake up in the morning: I feel like P. Diddy. Lmao.
Life is full of: Drama.
My past is: A mystery.
I wish: For a lot of things.
I am totally terrified of: Butterflies.
I hate people who: Pity me.
Last November: Was my cousin's birthday.
I love it when: I feel alive.
I work: Hard.
My dream last night: Was really awkward and weird.
Today I ate: Less. Again.
The world could do with less: Drama.

Quiz!

1. Name? Celine.
2. Nickname? Sisi.
3. Elementary school? Some school.
5. Sweats or jeans? Jeans.
6. Orange or apple? Orange.
7. Do you have a crush on someone? Yeah.
8. Eat or drink? Drink.
9. Piercings? Left ear.
10. Coke or Pepsi? Water.

Have you ever:
11. Been in an airplane? Yeah.
12. Been in a car accident? Nope.
13. Been in a fist fight? Yeah.

First & last:
15. First piercing? My ears. They were pierced together.
16: First Best friend? Hazel.
17. First award? Best Groomed. Lol.
18: First crush? Mico.
19. First word? Mama.
20. Last person you talked to in person? My mother.
21. Last person you texted? Bea.
22. Last friend you watched a movie with? Jude.
23. Last food you ate? Egg.
24. Last movie you watched in theaters? Battleship.
25. Last song you listened to? Boyfriend - Justin Bieber. ;)
26. Last person you hugged? I don't remember anymore. I'm not really into hugging.

Favorites:
28. Food? Creme Brulee.
29. Drink? Water.
30. Flower? Daisies.
31. Animal? Leopard.
32. Color? Nude.
34. Movie? Easy A.
35. Singer? Band? Singer - Justin Bieber. Band - Paramore.

Have you ever:
36. Fallen in love with someone? Yeah.
37. Celebrated Halloween? Yeah.
38. Went over the minutes/text on your phone? I'm unlimited.
39. Wanted to smack someone upside the head? Lol yes.
40. Eaten a whole pizza? Nope. I can't even finish half.
41. Did something you regret? Yes.
42. Broke a promise? Nope. That would hurt. A lot. I would know.
43. Hid a secret? Yes.
44. Pretend to be happy? Always.

Your future:
45. Want kids: Yeah. A soccer team (: Or more.
46. Want to get married? Yes.
47. Career? I want to be a model :) But my parents think it's useless. Dgaf.

Which is better in the opposite gender:
48. Lips or eyes? Eyes.
49. Shorter or taller? Taller.
50. Romantic or spontaneous? Both.
51. Hook up or relationship? Relationship :)
52. Looks or personality? I go for personality but someone with looks too.

Have you ever:
53. Lost glasses/contacts? Don't have any.
54. Snuck out? Yeah. Shh ;)
55. Held some thing and dropped it? Lol. Yeah.
56. Broke someone's heart? Yeah. But I never intended to. Swear.
57. Been in love? Yeah.

Do you believe in:
59. Yourself? I underestimate myself.
60. Miracles? Yes.
61. Love at first sight? No.
62. Santa? Yeah. Don't judge.
63. Forever & Always? No.

TRUTHFULLY:
64. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes.
65. Who your real friends are? My chicas ;)
66. Who was the last person you texted? Bea.
67. Who's your best friend? My chicas :)
68. Guy you trust the most? God. My dad.
69. Did I lie in any of these? No.

Q&A facts about me.

Q: Whats your favorite ice cream?

A: Mint or Vanilla.

Q:Favorite movie?

A: Easy A.

Q: Favorite show?

A: PLL, TVD, New Girl, Secret Circle, ANTM, CNTM, American Idol, The Voice etc.

Q: Favorite book?

A: Vampire Academy Series, Mortal Instruments Series, Infernal Devices Trilogy, Hush Hush Series, Shatter Me, Night World Series, Dark Visions Trilogy, Fallen Series, Blue Bloods Series, House of Night Series, The Immortal Series, Vampire Kisses Series.

My names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Celine.

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Celizzle.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Black Shark.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Louise Duterte.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Olaceesa.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue Water. Oh yeah.

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eaerrtn. Idk what that is.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, dad's middle name): Jocelyn Mark.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black Tiffany. WHAT.

10. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME (fav fruit and something that can go wrong): Orange Life. WTF IS THAT.

11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Cerljinb de.

12. YOUR NINJA NAME (A- ka, B- zu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J-zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O-mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi, S- ari, T-chi, U- do, V- ru, W-mei, X- na, Y- fu, Z- zi): Mikutakitoku. Catchy ;)

13. YOUR STRIPPER NAME (your first pet, mothers maiden name): Tiffany Orjalesa.

Date and Time:

April 26, 2012. 11:37 AM.

What are you listening to?

Don't Trust Me - 30H!3

What did you last eat?

Egg.

And drink?

Water.

Last text message sent/received?

"Love you bitch xoxo" - from me.

Your current desktop picture?

Justin Bieber :) Heh.

What are you doing?

Lots of things.

Last website visited?

Tumblr and Twitter.

Last person spoke to?

My mother.

Last thought?

Vampires. Seriously. I'm not kidding.

Mood:

Idk. Sometimes I think I'm bi-polar. Lmao.

GET TO KNOW MEEE!

1) Favorite object in my room?

The bed. Lol.

2) What flavor Slurpee do you get?

Strawberry.

3) Do you get nervous before doctor's appointments?

Nope. I love the doctor's :)

4) Favorite song?

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5.

5) What do you think of hot dogs?

They look like dicks. Lmfao. I don't eat those.

6) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Water.

7) Can you do push ups?

Yeah.

8) Can you do chin ups?

Yeah.

9) What’s you favorite piece of jewelry?

My "HOT MESS" baller ID.

10) Do you like blue cheese?

I don't like cheese. Unless it's on pizza or spaghetti.

11) Ever been in a car crash?

Never.

12) What's one thing you hate about your self?

Everything. Just everything.

13) Middle name?

Louise.

14) 3 things going through your head right now?


Bad words, Songs, Boys.

15) Three things you bought yesterday?

I didn't buy anything yesterday but I SO NEED TO GO SHOPPING!

16) 3 things you drink regularly?

Water, Tea, Water. I love water.

17) 3 things you eat regularly?

Egg, Cerelac, Peanuts.

18) Current worry?

How I look. My body.

19) Current hate?

Myself.

20) Do you spend Christmas with your extended family?

Yes.

21) How do you bring in the new year?

We dress up, eat, take pictures, cheer, make noises, take pictures, pull an all nighter, take pictures.

22) Where would you like to be right now?

LA. I fucking miss it there.

23) Do you own slippers?

Lol duh. In fact, I'm wearing one rn.

24) What shirt are you wearing?

Racerback. As usual.

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

YES. Reminds me of Adrian ;)

26) Can you whistle?

Yes.

27) Which hand do you write with?

Right. But I can do both.

28) Favorite girls name?

LaKiesh. Short for Lauren Kiesha. My future daughter's name :)

29) Favorite boys name?

I've always loved Adrian, Ash and Christian. Oh and Dimitri now ;)

30) Whats in your pocket

Nothing.

31) Last person to make you laugh?

Myself.

32) Worst injury you've ever had?

Idk really. I get injuries everyday. Lol. Literally. I'm not even kidding.

33) Do you love where you live?

No.

34) How many TV's do you have at home?

10. Lol.

35) Who is your loudest friend?

Tatiana :) Love that bitch. x

36) How many dogs do you have?


My one and only baby, Tiffany Chanel :) Love her. x

37) What is your favorite candy?

I don't like candy.

38) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

I want to go to Russia SO BAD. Or London or Paris or France or Italy or Rome. Okay I want to travel the whole world. But we're going to Guam soon :)

39) What were you doing at midnight last night?

Tweeting. Lol.

40) What was the first thing you thought this morning when you woke up?

"Fuck off. It's still fucking early." Cause my loving mother woke me up at 9. Who wakes up at 9?!

41) What song is stuck in your head right now?

About You Now - Miranda Cosgrove. It was just playing a while ago.

42) What was the last thing that you ate?

Egg. Stop asking.

43) What was the last TV show that you watched/finished?

ANTM British Invasion :)

44) Are you a nerd?

Idk. You tell me.

45) What is the weirdest thing you've ever heard a teacher say?

"The Vagina is a beautiful organ." HAHAHAHA LMFAO OMG I JUST CAN'T ADKFHQAWERLKG.

46) How many people do you think have actually read this whole quiz?

None. I bet they skipped to the end. Lol.

Books I like:

Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead

Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare

Beautiful Disaster - Jamie McGuire

Infernal Devices Trilogy - Cassandra Clare

Hush Hush Series - Becca Fitzpatrick

Shatter Me - Tahereh Mafi

Night World Series - L.J. Smith

Dark Visions Trilogy - L.J. Smith

Fallen Series - Lauren Kate

Blue Bloods Series - Melissa de la Cruz

House of Night Series - P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast

The Immortal Series - Alyson Noel

Vampire Kisses Series - Ellen Schreiber

Characters I like:

Vampire Academy Series: Dimitri, Rose, Adrian, Christian, Lissa, Mason, Eddie, Andre, Viktoria, Paul, Zoya, Yeva, Olena, Karolina, Sonya, Janine, Abe, Alberta.

Beautiful Disaster: Travis and his brothers, Abby, Shepley, America.

Mortal Instruments Series: Jace, Clary, Izzy, Alec, Simon, Magnus, Maia, Jordan.

Infernal Devices Trilogy: Will, Tessa, Jem, Sophie, Gabriel, Gideon.

Hush Hush Series: Patch/Jev, Nora, Vee, Scott, Rixon.

Shatter Me: Kenji, Warner, Adam, Brendan, Juliette, James.

Night World Series: Ash, Quinn, Morgead, Thierry, Eric, Blase, Delos, Galen.

Dark Visions Trilogy: Gabriel, Rob, Kaitlyn.

Fallen Series: Daniel, Cam, Luce, Arriane, Miles, Shelby.

Blue Bloods Series: Oliver, Dylan, Kingsley, Jack, Schuyler, Mimi, Bliss.

House of Night Series: Stark, Eric, Aphrodite, Zoey, Stevie Rae, Rephaim, Heath, Darius, Kalona, Damien, Jack, Shaunee, Erin.

The Immortal Series: Damen, Ever, Roman, Miles, Haven.

Vampire Kisses Series: Alexander, Raven, Trevor, Jagger, Luna, Valentine, Billy Boy, Becky, Matt.

People I ship:

Dimitri - Rose

Adrian - Sydney

Christian - Lissa

Abe - Janine

Jace - Clary

Simon - Izzy

Alec - Magnus

Jordan - Maia

Travis - Abby

Shepley - America

Will - Tessa

Gideon - Sophie

Patch/Jev - Nora

Rixon - Vee

Adam - Juliette

Ash - Mare

Quinn - Rashel

Morgead - Jez

Thierry - Hannah

Eric - Thea

Gabriel - Kaitlyn

Rob - Anna

Daniel - Luce

Miles - Shelby

Jack - Schuyler

Kingsley - Mimi

Bliss - Dylan

Stark - Zoey

Darius - Aphrodite

Damien - Jack

Damen - Ever

Roman - Haven

Alexander - Raven

Trevor - Luna

Matt - Becky

So I mostly read and not really make Fan Fiction but I'll try (:

xoxo

INVADE MY PRIVACY!

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Of course. Who doesn't love me? ;)

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

Yeah.

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

I don't know ?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

If he's hot, yeah :)

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Maybe ?

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

Yeah.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

A shirt and undies.

8. How often do you listen to music?

All the time.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Jeans more.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?

Maybe ?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Anti-social like Dimitr :)

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

I want to. Adrian ;)

13. What about ‘R’?

EW. NO.

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

No.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Yes :(

16. Are you going out of town soon?

Yeah in a few weeks.

17. When was the last time you cried?

Last night.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

Yeah.
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

Yes, to purple :)

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

He's out there somewhere. I'll find him, eventually.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

Nothing.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

YES YES YES YES YES DO IT.

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND YOU IDIOT. No.

24. What are you sitting on right now?

My bed.

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

Yeah.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

It happens.

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

My best friend :)

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

No.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

Idk. I just found it in the closet, lol. Not even mine.

30. Does anyone hate you?

I don't know. Maybe ? Haters gon hate.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

IT'S NOT UNDER THE BED! Jsyk.

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Yeah. But with SOMEONE with me.

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

No, but I want my belly pierced.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

I really don't know.

35. Did you have a dream last night?

Yes. And I shouldn't tell you. It's bad for kids. ;)

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

I don't remember. Lol.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

I'd be 20 by then. Idk, maybe ?

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

STOP MESSING WITH MY FEELINGS!

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

Yeah.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

Nope.

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Probably.

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

No. Don't I feel loved? Oh, yes I do.

44. What’s the best part about school?

Nothing. If there were boys, that would be the best part. ;)

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

No duh.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

All the time.

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Yes.

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Yes :(

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

No.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Eating.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

HELL NO! I love him. :)

52. Are you nice to everyone?

On the outside, yes.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

OH YES.

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Yeah. I don't cheat. UNLIKE SOMEONE.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Very.

56. Do you think you like someone?

I do like someone.

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

I WISH. Justin ;)

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

Both.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Yeah.

60. Do you hate anyone?

I try not to hate on anyone. So, no.

61. How’s your heart?

What heart?

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

Yes.

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

Yes but sadly, he wasn't worth my tears.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

I don't know.

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

No. They're nude.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

I don't know ?

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

If it was my fault, NO. But I find it cute when guys let out their feelings. :)

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

Yes.

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

Love the number ;) My best friend. :)

70. How do you look right now?

Fugly.

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

Yes.

72. Can you commit to one person?

Yes.

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Not anymore.

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

Yes.

75. Did you wake up cranky?

Always.

76. Are you a jealous person?

Yes but I don't show it.

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

Some are.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

I'm not the type to give up. I'm a fighter. I fight.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

Yeah.

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Sleep ? Lol.

81. Last person you cried in front of?

The mirror.

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yes.

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

I don't know ?

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Oh you know. Stuff. ;)

85. Are you over your past?

Not really.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

Yes.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

No.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

I don't know. I'll probably burst into tears.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

No ? Yes ? Idk.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Yes.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

I hope so ;)

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

Yes. My best friend's ex.

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

I WISH!

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

Nope. Still single.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

We weren't together.

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

SEXAY ASS BITCH RIGHT THURR.

97. Who do you have texts from?

Best friends, Crush, Cousin, Classmates, Whoever.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

If they don't know I like them: Aww. You guys would look cute together :')

If they know I like them: At least you're happy :)

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

No.

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

That's not me. And there's only one girl.

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

Nope.

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Yes.

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush? Gray and White.

Name one person who made you smile today: No one so far.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Reading.

Have you ever been to a strip club? Not a strip club.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint or Vanilla.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No. Omg I need to go shopping so bad.

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Butter.

Do you take vitamins daily? Yes.

Do you go to church every Sunday? Yeah. Sometimes everyday. Blame my mother.

Do you have a tan? I was born tan.

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Pizza over Chinese.

Do you drink your soda with a straw? I don't drink sodas.

What did your last text message say? "Love you bitch xoxo" to my best friend. Lol.

What are you doing tomorrow? The usual. Date with the internet.

Look to your left, what do you see? My baby cousin.

What color is your watch? I don't have a watch.

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii? ALL THE BOYS AND ABS AND OMG.

What is your birthstone? Red Ruby.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Both.

What is your favorite number? 7 and 11.

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My best friend (:

Any plans for today? I got a date with the internet! How fun is that?

How many states have you lived in? 2.

Biggest annoyance right now? This fucking headache.

Last song listened to? Don't Trust Me by 30H!3. Listen to it (:

Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes but only halfway. Lol.

Do you have a maid service clean your house? Yeah.

Are you jealous of anyone? I'm jealous of a lot of people. Skinny girls to be exact.

Is anyone jealous of you? Lol no.

Do you love anyone? I love my dog.

Do any of your friends have children? Nope.

What do you usually do during the day? Sleep. I'm nocturnal. Lol.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Nope. I try not to hate people.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily? No. I say 'hey' or 'hi' or 'yo' or 'what's up?' instead.

What color is your car? One is red the other one is Grey.

Do you like cats? Yeah. So fluffy :)

Are you thinking about someone right now? Always thinking of that someone.

How did you get your worst scar? Got my heart broken. That's all.

I messed up of my teenage life.
kissed someone before dating
gotten a phone taken away at school
gotten suspended
gotten caught chewing gum
gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 0

arrived late to class more than 5 times
didn't do homework over 5 times
turned at least 3 projects in late
missed school just because you felt like it
sighed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 4

got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
text people during class
passed notes
threw stuff across the room
Total so far: 7

broke the dress code
took pictures during school hours
called someone during school hours
listened to iPod,CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 11

threw something at the teacher
went outside the classroom without permission
almost failed a class
ate food during class
Total so far: 13

gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
didn't take your stuff to school
given a teacher the finger when they werent looking
Total so far: 16

faked your parents signature
slept in class
cussed at your teacher
copied homework
got in trouble with the principle/vice principle
Total so far: 20

Multiply by 3

Total- 60. I messed up 60% of my life. Still plan on messing it up more ;)

Movie Star Crush: Chace Crawford? Haha. He's hot.

Hair color: Dark brown.

Eye color: Dark Brown.

Favorite color: Pink, Black, Gray, White, Nude.

Height: 5'5.

Siblings: None.

Crush: Girl I copied this from: Niko. -Omg that's my ex. For now, none.

Favorite teacher(s): Teachers who give high grades. Hahaha.

Least favorite teacher(s): Those grumpy ass ones.

Best friend: My chicas (;

Worst Friend: You know who you are.

Bullied or Bully: Bullied.

Made by Stacy Clearwater:

Soundtrack to your life.

Set your iPod on shuffle. What ever comes up write it down. No switching! One exception is your first song, if it doesn’t sound right, you can start over, but only for the first one! Just pretend your life is a movie. I love these things.

Birth/ Opening: Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift - Well ;)

First Crush: Up All Night - One Direction - Up all night doing what? ;)

Stab in the back by a friend: Hey, Soul Sister - Train - DA FUQ.

First Boyfriend: Eenie Meenie - Sean Kingston ft Justin Bieber - I'm kinda choosy, so yeah. This is so true.

First Broken Heart: Common Denominator - Justin Bieber

Graduation: A Thousand Years - Christina Perri - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!

Engagement: Say You Like Me - We The Kings - HAHAHA TOTALLY.

Wedding: Lips Of An Angel - Hinder - WHAT.

Birth of a child: Sexy And I Know It - LMFAO - WE SEXAY BITCH.

Spouse’s death: I Like It - Enrique Iglesias - Uhm. I do not like it. At all.

Death: She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 - Awww.

Funeral: Live My Life - Far East Movement ft Justin Bieber - WTF HAHAHAHA.

End Credits: Fly - Nicki Minaj ft Rihanna - FLYYYYYY!

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?
Blue for now but I'm changing it to Purple.

Name one person who made you smile today:
Shooter. And he did more than that.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Getting ready for my date with my bestie

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Sitting on my bed, texting.

Have you ever been to a strip club?
Uh.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Mint or Vanilla.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Mixed Berries Smoothie.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Sadly, no. I need to go shopping.

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Plain.

Do you take vitamins daily?
Yes.

Do you go to church every Sunday?
Yes.

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
I'll eat whatever.

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I don't drink soda.

What did your last text message say?
"I had to eat." From Jude. Haha. That girl's always eating.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Going out again..

Look to your left, what do you see?
The TV.

What color is your watch?
I don't wear a watch.

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?
Hot guys :>

What is your birthstone?
Ruby - July.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Depends.

What is your favorite number?
7 and 11.

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My dear mother.

Any plans for today?
I went out with my bestie (:

How many states have you lived in?
One. Chicago.

Biggest annoyance right now?
Nothing.

Last song listened to?
Never Say Never by Justin Bieber.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Half way only. Hahaha.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Yeah.

Are you jealous of anyone?
Skinny bitches.

Is anyone jealous of you?
No. Who would be?

Do you love anyone?
God, Family, Friends, Him.

Do any of your friends have children?
Nope.

What do you usually do during the day?
Sleep. Hahaha.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No. I try not to hate.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Unless I'm kidding around or something.

What color is your car?
One is red and one is grey.

Do you like cats?
Yeah. They're fluffy (:

Are you thinking about someone right now?
Yeah. Yin Yang and Shooter

How did you get your worst scar?
I don't have a scar.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

". . .Hallucination. Dr Howlett had predicted it. My thoughts turned. . ." from Silence by Becca Fitzpatrick.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My bag.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Australia's Next Top Model.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:30 in the evening.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:30 in the evening.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The aircon and something being dragged.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Just a while ago. I was waiting for someone to open the door, lol. I'm a lazy ass.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

People's profiles.

9. What are you wearing?

Green tank and pink shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?

Just a few hours ago.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures and posters.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My face.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's okay.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Streetdance but it was cut off cause the power wasn't working.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Nothing. I'd save it.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm not who you think I am.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No racism and everyone shall be treated equally. No one is higher than the other. No one is lower than the other. Everyone is on the same level.

19. George Bush:

What.

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "Let's not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later.

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually, just the way they kiss you.

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt even though we don't admit it.

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.

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Congratulations!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
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Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY: meaning within the hour.
Post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?"

Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY! :)

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls, OR TEXTS, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
That it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.
Let us pay for you! Dont 'feel bad', we enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you'.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either ;)
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect!
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes and say 'I love you' and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

Copy and paste this onto your profile and then highlight the ones that suit you ;)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ROMANIAN, so I MUST be a gypsy.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat.

I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control.
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird.
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues.
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something.
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life .
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.

I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.

I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic.

STOP STEREOTYPES.

Random Vampire Academy Quiz.

Who introduced you to the books?

My best friend :)

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Borrowed all from my best friend.

Are you most looking forward to, Blood Promise, Succubus Shadows, or Spirit Bound?

Spirit Bound.

What's your dream ending to Blood Promise?

ROSE WILL GET PREGNANT. OH YES.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Rose.

Who's your favorite Moroi?

ADRIAN!

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?

When they almost did it ;) But forgot a condom.

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?

Probably everything.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Rose and Christian's badass team.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Spirit Bound. Cause Dimitri was in it ;)

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yes.

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?

Vampire Academy.

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kiss.

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

Shadow Kiss.

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?

DIMITRI!

Who do you like more?

Rose or Dimitri?

FUCK.

Rose or Adrian?

FUCK.

Rose or Lissa?

Rose.

Lissa or Adrian?

Adrian.

Rose or Mia?

Rose.

Christian or Lissa?

Christian.

Christian or Dimitri?

DIMITRI.

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta.

Adrian or Christian?

FUCK.

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine.

Lissa or Mia?

Lissa.

Eddie or Mason?

FUCK.

Anna or Vladimir?

Anna.

Adrian or Mason?

FUCK.

Eddie or Christian?

FUCK.

Eddie or Adrian?

Adrian.

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi or Victor?

Blonde Strigoi. But I hate her.

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir.

Dimitri or Adrian?

DIMITRI ALL THE WAY

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"I'm bringing sexy back." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. - ;)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. - You know who you are.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. - LMFAO I like this!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. - GUILTY.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile. - OH YESS.

If you want to be a guardian, post this on your profile. - YES PLEASE.


Just for fun.

1. Rose

2. Dimitri

3. Adrian

4. Christian

5. Lissa

6. Jesse

7. Eddie

8. Mason

9. Viktoria

10. Olena

11. Paul

12. Ralf

13. Janine

14. Abe

What if 14 and 4 got together?

Abe and Christian. Uhm, no.

What if 14 hooked up with 8?

Abe and Mason. No.

What if 12 and 10 got together?

Ralf and Olena. No Dimitri then :(

What if 14 and 2 hooked up?

Abe and Dimitri. DA FUQ.

What if 10 and 6 got together?

Olena and Jesse. Still no Dimitri :(

What if 1 and 9 hooked up?

Rose and Viktoria. DUDE. THAT'S JUST WRONG.

What if 3 was in the same book as 5?

Adrian and Lissa. Uh, they are.

What if 11 and 8 hooked up?

Paul and Mason. Poor kid.

What if 9 and 11 hooked up?

Viktoria and Paul. THEY'RE RELATED!

What if 14 and 3 hooked up?

Abe and Adrian. WHAT WOULD ROSE THINK.

What if 1 and 2 hooked up?

Rose and Dimitri. THEY ALREADY ARE :')

What if 3 got 4 pregnant?

Adrian and Christian. That's kinda impossible.

Here are some random Russian words:

Hey there, cowboy - Эй ковбойMy

Beautiful babies- моя прекрасная младенцев

From the bellow of the saint, lies the heart of a pure maiden - От мехов святого, находится сердце чистой девы

I love you- я тебя люблю

I hate you- Я тебя ненавижу

Guardian angel – Ангел-хранитель

Angel - ангел

Demon - демон

Sister- сестра

My sweet one- сладкая моя

Tender kiss – тендер поцелуй

Special touches - Специальные Контакты

End - конец

You say Romeo and Juliet,

I say Dimika and Rose.

You say Werewolves,

I say Vampires.

You say you're creepy,

I say I know! :)

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DIMITRI BELIKOV! - THIS.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

COPY AND PASTE!

MP3 SHUFFLE (Put your iPod or whatever on shuffle and answer the questions!)

1. How does the world see me?

We Found Love - Rihanna. WHAT.

2. Will I have a happy life?

One Thing - One Direction.

3. What do people really think of me?

Hey, Soul Sister - Train. Aww :')

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Common Denominator - Justin Bieber.

5. How can I make others happy?

More Than This - One Direction.

6. How can I make myself happy?

Rude Boy - Rihanna. OH YES BABY.

7. What should I do with my life?

Marry You - Bruno Mars. MARRY ME DIMITRI!

8. Will I ever have children?

Ours - Taylor Swift. OH YES DIMITRI.

9. What is some good advice for me?

A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez.

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO. Well what can you say? ;)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Starships - Nicki Minaj.

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Overboard - Justin Bieber.

13. What type of men do you like?

Teach Me How To Dougie - Cali Swag District. What's this supposed to mean?

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

Bigger - Justin Bieber.

15. Why am I here?

5 O'Clock - T-Pain ft Wiz Khalifa and Lily Allen.

16. What will people remember me for?

California Gurls - Katy Perry.

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

We Are Young - Glee Cast. I love this song.

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

You Da One - Rihanna. OH GOD PLEASE NOT ME.

19. What will this year be all about?

I Should've Kissed You - One Direction. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Enchanted - Taylor Swift.

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Say You Like Me - We The Kings. I sound desperate. Lol.

22 - Your message to the world:

Dear John - Taylor Swift.

23 - Your deepest secret:

Man Down - Rihanna. I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE, SWEAR.

24 - Your innermost desire:

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen. 696-9696-BITCH. Go call me ;)

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Another World - One Direction. OMG.

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Moments - One Direction. This is so cute :')

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Lips Of An Angel - Hinder. Are you tryna make me cry or?

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

Fly - Nicki Minaj ft Rihanna. Oh they're all over the place.

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Up All Night - One Direction.

30- You’d describe you best friend as:

Down To Earth - Justin Bieber. OH WOW.

31- You'd describe yourself as:

Billionaire - Travie McCoy ft Bruno Mars. I'm not but I wish I'll be :)

32- Your friends describe you as:

A Thousand Years - Christina Perri.

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Fuckin' Perfect - Pink.

34- Your philosophy in life is:

Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift.

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Part Of Me - Katy Perry. YOU CAN'T BREAK ME.

1 word quiz You Can Only Type One Word Not as easy as you may think.

1. Where is your cell phone? Upstairs.

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Non-existent.

3. Your hair? Brown.

4. Your mother? Weird.

5. Your father? Weird.

6. Your favorite thing? Internet.

7. Your dream last night? Awkward.

8. Your favorite drink? Water.

9. Your dream car? Ferrari.

10. The room you're in? Office.

11. Your ex? IRRELEVANT.

12. Your fear? Butterflies.

14. Where were you last night? Bedroom.

15. What you're not right now? Attractive.

16. Muffins? Pass.

17. One of your wish list items? Boyfriend.

18. Where you grew up? Here.

19. The last thing you did? Breathe.

20. What are you wearing? Clothes.

21.Whats on TV? Movie.

22.Your pet or pets? Tiffany :)

23. Your computer? Laptop.

24.Your Life? WHAT.

25.Your Mood? Everywhere.

26. Missing someone? Terribly.

28. Your car? 2.

29. Your work? None.

30. Like someone? Yeah.

31. Your favorite color? Nude.

32. When is the last time you laughed? Always.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she won't give it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not sexy.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that b instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't put out just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to actually sleep in the same bed.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only, and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. Never again.

To every girl that didnt let a flower tell her if he loved her or if he loved her not. (hehe i did that one!)

To every girl that has faith that "Tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if you have this girl, put it.

STOP HOMOPHOBIA!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever
had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be
able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive
partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

STOP HOMOPHOBIA!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer.

He had no army, yet kings feared Him.

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World.

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son,

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says.

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven."

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits:

With Your Love - Cher Lloyd

Waking Up:

Marry You - Bruno Mars - ALREADY?! Lol.

First Day At School:

Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift - Interesting ;)

Making Your New Best Friend:

Fuckin' Perfect - Pink

Falling In Love:

Hey, Soul Sister - Train - WHAT.

Breaking Up:

Where Are You Now - Justin Bieber - OMG :'(

Prom:

Stuck In The Moment - Justin Bieber

Graduation:

Titanium - David Guetta ft. Sia

Life's Okay:

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 - Aw :')

Death of a Close Friend:

Give Your Heart A Break - Demi Lovato - Omg :(

Mental Breakdown:

Outlaw - Selena Gomez - Running from love ;)

Flashback:

A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez

Getting Back Together:

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen - OMG BRILLIANT.

Birth of Child:

We No Speak Americano - Yolanda Be Cool and DCUP - Hoping he speaks Russian ;)

Wedding Scene:

Weigthless - All Time Low

Car Accident:

Moments - One Direction - HOLY CRAP :'(

Final Battle:

Eenie Meenie - Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber

Death Scene:

California King Bed - Rihanna - Lol so I'm just lying in bed?

Funeral Song:

I Can Transform Ya - Chris Brown - LMFAO OMG.

End Credits:

The One That Got Away - Katy Perry - Oh my :(

Deleted Scenes:

Rude Boy - Rihanna - Aha ;)

Sparks Fly :)

1. Put your ipod on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. Put the first song you get down. no matter how silly it sounds.

What is your motto?

Drummer Boy - Justin Bieber

What do your friends think of you?

Touching On My - 30H!3 - WHAT.

What do you often think about?

Live My Life - Far East Movement ft. Justin Bieber

What is 22?

Hit The Lights - Selena Gomez

What do you think of your best friend?

I Can Transform Ya - Chris Brown

What do you think about the person you like?

Starships - Nicki Minaj

What is your life story?

I feel Pretty, Unpretty - Lea Michelle and Dianna Agron - OH GOD THAT'S SAD.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus - Oh I'm wild ;)

What do you think when you see the person you like?

Put Your Hearts Up - Ariana Grande

What do your parents think of you?

Moments - One Direction

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Safe And Sound - Taylor Swift

What will they play at your funeral?

Marry You Bruno Mars - Uh, I think it got inverted with that one .

What is your hobby/interest?

Eenie Meenie - Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber

What is your biggest secret?

Bass Down Low - Dev ft. The Cataracts - I like my beats fast and my bass down low ;)

What do you think of your friends?

Written In The Stars - Tinie Tempah ft. Eric Turner

What is the worst thing that could happen?

Up All Night - One Direction

How will you die?

Stuck In The Moment - Justin Bieber - HEARTBREAK?!

What is the one thing you will regret?

5 O'Clock - T-Pain ft. Wiz Khalifa and Lily Allen

What makes you laugh?

Dear John - Taylor Swift - It does not.

What makes you cry?

Where Are You Now - Justin Bieber - OMG YES IT DOES :'(

Will you ever get married?

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance - Lol what's that supposed to mean?

What scares you the most?

Sexy And I Know It - LMFAO - People might use me for my sexiness :( Lol.

Does anyone like you?

Don't Trust Me - 30H!3

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Common Denominator - Justin Bieber

What hurts right now?

We Own The Night - Selena Gomez

What will you post this as?

Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You've fallen asleep in class.
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

I get it. I'm stupid. Lmfao.

his is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hush Little Sister

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He hurt me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's angry tonight
Run while you can
It'll be alright

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

LIST OF 10 VAMPIRE ACADEMY CHARACTERS

1. Rose

2. Dimitri

3. Adrian

4. Mason

5. Christian

6. Lissa

7. Eddie

8. Mia

9. Viktoria

10. Tasha

SPOILERS!

What would you do if:

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Rose. That would never happen. We'd both be asleep by then. I mean, it is Rose!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Adrian. I wouldn't mind ;)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Mason and Viktoria. Uh that's fine I guess.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Christian. I'll probably be eating overcooked food.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Lissa. I'll leave her be.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Eddie. Damn I got myself a hot bro.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Mia. Rose probably did it.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Viktoria. She's probably won't do that.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Tasha. Idrgaf.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Rose. Uh, if I were Lissa, she'd die for me. Sadly, I'm not so, nothing.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Adrian. Lots of expensive and branded stuff. Oh and some Russian Vodka! Mhm. Party all night ;)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Mason. Help me out and call 911.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Marry Tasha? Uhm, ew! No. Just fucking no. Rose would probably die of laughter.

You compete in a battle with a Strigoi. How does 9 help you out?

Viktoria. She's help me stake them out. Duh.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Tasha. She won't care. She's probably planning an even plot in that sick twisted mind of hers.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Rose. Cause I wanna be like her and get a man like her and learn how to fight like her and be as strong and independent as she and just mainly be her.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9

Dimtri loves Viktoria? Uh, incest? They're siblings derp!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Dating Adrian. Wow omg I love this. Uhm, not with Nathan probably. Maybe with Daniella.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Christian and Lissa. Oh they do more than just kissing. ;)

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Eddie. He likes me! Lol joke. He probably thinks I look stupid and ugly and like a ferocious beast. Sexy fercious beast that is. ;)

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Mia. Of course you will! I actually ship you with Eddie. ;)

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Viktoria. I don't think we both swing that way.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Tasha and Rose. I'm dead. I hope this doesn't happen cause omg it's just wrong in so many levels.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Rose and Lissa. No, but their souls are bonded . . omg.

Would 2 trust 5?

Dimitri and Christian. I suppose.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Mason and Tasha. Tasha slaps the hell out of him and Mason stakes her and Tasha dies. The end.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Christian and Rose. Pranking. ;)

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Lissa and Adrian. Lissa would probably make a hammich for Adrian while he just sits there sipping his Russian Vodka.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Eddie and Viktoria. Guardians, duh.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Mia gives Christian a haircut. Lol omg. Mia would probably chop all his hair off.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

69 lol omg . Viktoria would probably sketch Christian for Lissa.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Rose kills Tasha. I don't think that's an 'accident'.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Dimitri send a message to Rose but Viktoria got it. Viktoria would probably use it for blackmail.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Christian and Lissa. They'll probably stop after 10 seconds and just make out and get it on and end up doing the dirty on the floor.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Lissa. Omg I would make sure to invite her, really! If she did exist.

7 won the lottery?

Eddie. Idk, elope with Mia? Lol.

8 had quite a big secret?

Mia does have a big secret.

9 became a singer?

Viktoria. Aw, that's cute (:

10 got a daughter?

Tasha. OH MY GOD YOU BITCH. Let the dramas begin.

What would 1 think of 2?

Rose think of Dimitri? Rated X. Lol. Uhm, One hot, sexy hunky piece of Russian meat that she'd like to suck the living day lights out of. That's the most decent thought Rose could possibly ever think of Dimitri. She probably stares at him and her mind goes "DO ME. FUCK ME. LOVE ME." Okay I should stop.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Mason would probably envy the thought that Christian is alive. Omg here comes the waterworks.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Lissa and Eddie. They have the same group of friends.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Eddie angry at Mia? Mia probably lied to him or something. Or could've done worse.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Mia and Viktoria. In Rose and Dimitri's wedding, aw :')

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Viktoria wouldn't tell Tasha anything.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Tasha is afraid of Rose. She just doesn't show it. Tasha bitch.

Is 3 Gay?

OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU CALL MY BABY GA :O ADRIAN IS SURELY, OBVIOUSLY, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE LIKES GIRLS AND SLEEPS WITH THEM, NOT GAY!

Would 5 ever turn Strigoi?

Christian. No you bitch. His parents may have willingly turned Strigoi but he sure as hell won't. Da fuq is wrong with you?

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Nope.

3) How many houses have you lived in? It's like a house in a house.

4) Favorite candy bar? I don't like candy.

5) Favorite shoes? Heels, oh yeah. Or Converse.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? By accident.

7) Least favorite school subject? Filipino.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: Yin Yang and Shooter

12) Favorite genre of music? Anything, really.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Leo.

14) What time were you born? 9 in the morning.

15) Do you like beer? Nope.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? I just did a while ago. Hahaha.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't know.

18) Are you sarcastic? Oh no. Not at all.

19) What are your favorite colors? Pink, White, Nude.

20) How many watches do you own? None.

21) Summer or winter? Summer.

23) Favorite color to wear? Pink.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Water.

25) What color is your cell phone? One is black the other is white.

26) Where is your second home? The other houses. Hahaha.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None.

30) How many video games do you own? I used to own a lot. I share with my cousin.

31) What was your first pet? A fish.

32) Ever had braces? No but I'm getting braces soon. In like a few days.

33) Do looks matter? No.

34) Do you use chapstick? Yeah.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I don't even remember their names anymore. Haha.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Abercrombie.

37) Are you too forgiving? Yeah. I think so.

38) How many children do you want? A whole soccer team (; Or more.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Egg and Bacon.

41) Do you own a gun? No.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah.

43) When was the last time you cried? A while ago.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? The usual.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yeah by accident.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? A real one? No. A fake one? Yes.

48) Nicknames? Sisi.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nope.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yeah.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Nope.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nope.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? I guess.

57) Do you dye your hair? Nope.

58) Does anyone like you? I don't know.

59) What year were you born? 1997.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Swimming with my little sperm friends in my dad's testicles. Lol omg.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds.

63) Do you like yourself? Uh.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My dog.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Not really.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Nope.

68) Do you own a webcam? Yeah.

69) Have you ever stripped? For someone? No.

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope.

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yeah but I never intended to.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Doug.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yeah. I guess.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yeah. In fact, he compared me to a whale.

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yeah.

80) Do you own a car? Yeah but I don't use it. My dad does.

81) Can you cook? A bit.

82) 3 things that annoy you: I don't know. Not much.

83) Do you text message often? Yeah.

84) Money or love? Love.

85) Do you have any scars? Nope.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A boyfriend. Lol.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Nope.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No. Ew.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yeah when I was little.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My bestie

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My mother.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Everyone.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My best friend.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Ugh, really?

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My best friend.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Some guy.

Who's your favorite Vampire Academy character?

Rose.

Which Vampire Academy book is your favorite?

Spirit Bound.

Who should be with Rose: Adrian or Dimitri?

Dimitri, duh.

Which one: cats or dogs?

Dogs.

What is your favorite letter?

K or L or C or A.

Why is it your favorite letter?

Cause I think it looks cute.

Who is your favorite Hunger Games character?

Cato.

Team Peeta or Team Gale?

I don't know omg.

Which district would you live in if you could live in one?

District Two

Would you volunteer to be a tribute in the Hunger Games?

Depends.

Would you try to rebel against the Capitol?

Yeah.

What would your weapon be in the Hunger Games?

A whip.

READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!

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