DoesItSaySassOnMyUniform
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Joined 03-27-12, id: 3855484, Profile Updated: 07-02-14
Author has written 9 stories for Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, and Supernatural.

Hi. My name is Clare. My old username was 'Vampires Do NOT Sparkle" but for reasons, I changed it. I'm a lot older now, and as such I felt like the name misrepresented me.

I love Doctor Who, and Supernatural, and Sherlock and so many other shows I can't list them all.

Enjoy my stuff I guess.

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The Phoenix Queen by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Faith is broken. Hope is lost. A fire will rise. [Sequel to The Rise of One and final installment of The Black Games trilogy]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,333 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/26/2014
Time and the Trickster by Lumendea reviews
Sequel to The Companion Connection. Rose Tyler is the Defender of Earth in her own right and the girlfriend of the Doctor in a temporally complicated relationship. Now with her second year at university starting she knows that life isn't going to be calm or easy, but even Rose has no idea what is in store. Thirteen adventures and fourth in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 207,315 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blonde Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
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Living In Flames reviews
The time war is over, but for the Doctor, it never ends. He is a changed man, broken and different from his previous self. He has a craving, an urge, one that he's never had before. Serial Killer AU. Follows Through 9, 10 and 11. T for now, but ratings may change. Will contain canon companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Defective reviews
AU. 17 years & 9 months ago, Castiel fell from heaven,only to be born as a human diagnosed with high functioning Asperger Syndrome. Dean has always been called the 'stupid' brother, but that's not necessarily true.When the Pied Piper comes to town, and steals all the children, including Sam, no one believes them. It's up to them to work together and save the town. Pre-slash. R&R
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
The Many Deaths Of Spencer Reid reviews
Just as the title says. We all know that Dr Reid is Danger prone... but just how many ways can he die. purely humor. Please Read and Review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - S. Reid
The Demon Named Rose Tyler reviews
In which Castiel and the Doctor band together in their confusion of human traditions. But will they survive. Read to find out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Castiel - Complete
The Deadly Revenge Of Rose Tyler reviews
"I'll tell you what is not fun. See this Bruise here, LAMP! this one here, WALL! And all the rest... FRYING PAN!" He Shouted. Rose finally gets her revenge on the Doctor for what she mentally refers to as the " Hair and Axe incident", but did it go to far... the Doctor sure thinks so. the next in my series of one shots, read the Doctor's Revenge first. Please Read and Review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Doctors Dead? reviews
Purely Humor. What if the Doctor wasn't dead? Takes place in "the impossible Astronaut". totally unrelated to my previous works. Please Read and Review. Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Doctor's Revenge reviews
The Title says it all. This is The Doctor's Revenge. Read my other stories "it was an accident i swear" and "this means war rose tyler" to fully understand this story. Please read and Review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
This means war Rose Tyler reviews
Kinda a sequel to my story "It was an accident I SWEAR!". Rose gets revenge on the Doctor for watching her in the shower,only now she's woken the oncoming storm, and boy is he angry. What could Rose do to make him so angry... read to find out.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
It was an accident I SWEAR! reviews
What happens when the Doctor "accidentally" walks in on rose in a less than dressed state... to this day she wouldn't believe it was an accident. My first ever story... I guess please review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete