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Author has written 114 stories for Artemis Fowl, Animorphs, Mysterious Benedict Society series, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Calvin & Hobbes, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Dungeons and Dragons, Portal, Undertale, Ruby Redfort, Torchwood, Property of Hate, Sherlock, Homestuck, Sapphire & Steel, Radio Dramas, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Persona Series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Magic School Bus, Fairy Tail, and Welcome to Night Vale.

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Ruby's Rule 6 by mockingjay341 reviews
Ruby and Clancy have each other's backs - no matter what. So what will they do when they realise that sometimes our greatest strengths can also be our biggest weaknesses? (Follows on from my one-shot Always, but you don't need to read it. Again, can be read as slash or just friendship, and there are references to all the Ruby Redfort books.)
Ruby Redfort - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 6/17 - Ruby R., Clancy C.
Calvin and Hobbes: Voidtrapped by Golden Keyblade reviews
When Calvin downloads a new game off Steam, he and his friends are unwittingly thrust into a new world. A world of bizarre and beautiful new landscapes, exiled NPCs, mysterious aliens with apparent speech disorders, God Tiers, dodgeball, time travel, space travel, and more imps than one might reasonably expect or desire. Part of The Omniverse Event.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 6/22/2016
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 253,662 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Salt-Peter and Other Stories by Blue Mistfall reviews
A collection of stories featuring the Doctors... as little children. Everyone gets a role here.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,906 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/27/2015 - 12th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 2nd Doctor, Clara O.
tea and relative distress (including zombies) by owedbetter reviews
It is one of the most unthinkable, unimaginable scenarios; so impossible that even this defeatist human race never factored in this outcome, never even considered it; at the end of the world, they survive.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
Backwards and Forwards by Astris C reviews
Time adapts, just as Sapphire and Steel do. Starts in an empty city with a not-so-empty atmosphere.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6798 - Favs: 11,793 - Follows: 10,653 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 207,812 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
See You by DoctorWand reviews
Takes place during End of Time, right after the Doctor goes to see Rose a last time. A story about love redemption and finding it in your heart to forgive. It will not be an instant 'oh, I love you' story. Relationships take time to build and trust has to be earned. He's lost her twice now; once by accident and the second on purpose. It's a long road to love.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 93,275 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/6/2015 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Well by Gallifrey Immigrant reviews
A story involving 2 Irises, 2 immortal time travelers, and a well.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Iris W., Clara O., Ashildr/Me - Complete
Feet on the Ground by Gmariam reviews
Ianto Jones was back on the ground after the terrifying fiasco aboard the SkyPuncher. Injured, alone, and arrested, he still has to deal with UNIT, the rest of the Torchwood team—and the reappearance of his difficult boss. *Spoilers for The Conspiracy and Fall to Earth*
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Texting by TimeLordFury reviews
Clara get the Doctor a new phone. Series of texts between the pair. In linear order, for now. Post: Last Christmas
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [Clara O., 12th Doctor]
You Blow My Mind, Hey Missy by TheDeathlyMarshmallows reviews
In which everyone's favourite and completely bonkers Time Lady does her best to throw an olive branch to The Doctor and Clara. Whether or not they recognise the olive branch when they see it is quite another matter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - The Master, Clara O., 12th Doctor
A Jester And A Doctor by Gallifrey Immigrant reviews
Oscar McShane is a down-on-his-luck jester. He's having a normal day. Then a Doctor in a bomber jacket comes into his life. (Roleswap AU- Sophie Aldred is the Doctor, and Sylvester McCoy is her companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
An Injured Puppy by MayFairy reviews
Tumblr prompt: "Clara is badly injured (saving the Doctor and Missy or just during an adventure whatever) and is bleeding out in the TARDIS. While the Doctor works to save her, Missy must talk to her and keep her conscious. Feelings are expressed and words are said." Fluff, bickering, worrying, and a very confused Doctor. Misffle.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Clara O., The Master] 12th Doctor - Complete
You're the puppy by HollowShadowWolf reviews
"Oh poppet. When I said you were the puppy, I didn't mean it quite so literally."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2015 - [Clara O., The Master] 12th Doctor - Complete
Cats And Alleys by chemicalflashes reviews
She listened to him without protesting. Maybe Rory was right and maybe she was just imagining things due to her tiredness. Maybe it was just her old, silly head playing tricks. So she went back to lying in the bed. Amy dreamt of omnipresent cat eyes and vividly coloured bowties. She even saw a ginger cat wearing a blue bowtie. [Set after TATM. Slight Amy/Eleven]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Tiger Chronicles: Guide To Ruin by Crazy Rob reviews
Suddenly promoted from grunt labor to a new project of R.A.W., the Wellfields are asked to sacrifice all they have left- their past, their identity, and their daughter- to promote a book as helpful to parenting as gasoline is to fire-fighting... a guide to ruin. Faced with slander and unthinking mobs, Calvin and his allies must fight once again for both the truth... and survival.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,562 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins
passing angels by owedbetter reviews
"It was always going to be like this. Both of us knew that." (tw: major character death. POTENTIAL S9 SPOILERS.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Learning to Live by WingedFlight reviews
Humans were obsessed with the idea of 'living,' but apparently unable to decide what 'living' truly entailed. - Rose encounters the Last Dalek, but she doesn't command it to die. She orders it to live. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Rose T., Daleks, Oswin O. - Complete
Two of Us Against The Universe by singingofgallifrey reviews
The things you said with no space between us. Romana/Braxiatel.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2015 - I. Braxiatel, Romana III - Complete
Water Pistol by Seska1729 reviews
In which Calvin has a companion, Amy is complaining about something along the lines of "Mels, not again," and a sarcastic tiger almost gets them killed. AU of Holiday by infinimato.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, Melody P. II/Mels, Calvin, Hobbes
Where Are They Now? Stories of the Companions After The Doctor by 42Iamdoctor reviews
This is just a hodge-podge of stories of what happened when the companions left The Doctor. Suggestions are much appreciated - I am open to New Who, Big Finish and Classic Who Companions. Some will be funny, some tense, some sad.. you'll just have to see! I intend that each companion or 2 will get one chapter, but that may change.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015
Fangirl by stolen with the night reviews
Of all the aliens, of all the species on Earth, in our galaxy, in the whole multiverse and in every dimension and world, the most terrifying creature of them all, is the Fangirl. Especially one of the Doctor Who fandom, dropped into the Whoniverse. Be afraid, be very afraid. Run, hide and don't be surprised if she wants your picture and autograph.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/1/2015 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
Little Talk by altairattorney reviews
I know you want to know what death is like.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
Extraordinary by emmawizzle.14 reviews
Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. And with returning, she promises herself that she will stay out of trouble; no more meddling. But all of that changes when a sassy red-head and a loud, energetic man become teachers at Hermione's beloved school. Will the witch ever have a safe year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Hermione G.
Organized Chaos by wisdomsdaughteriscrazy reviews
'Everything seems fine to Annabeth, until she loses Percy to his dark past. Again.' Rated T/ NO SLASH/ no gods/ CH.1&2 RE-WRITTEN/ Dark Percy/ Trigger Warning.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Sally J., Nico A.
The Final Grade by garfieldodie reviews
Calvin finds himself in a pickle when he has to complete several homework assignments in order to get a passing score in first grade lest he repeat, but Dr Brainstorm's personal problems prove to be something of a hindrance as well when someone from his past storms back into his life. COMPLETE
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Imagination Under Fire by Fanatic97 reviews
Calvin, Hobbes and Co may have won The Imagination War, but the fight for Imagination is not over, an organization rises from the shadows of the past, an old foe returns and Imagination is threatened once more. (Renamed because this is a more accurate title)
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,259 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Daleks and Chips by Nehszriah reviews
"Hey there, Professor! You do the face-changing thing already?" Ace asked as she pushed her way into the TARDIS. "I know you said you do that on occasion, but I didn't think it'd happen so… hey, you moved everything around too!" [aka: Ace and 12 meet and things happen]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2015 - 12th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Happiness Theory by Circatea reviews
They say that the story could have gone on differently. AU of some sorts, one-shot.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2015 - 3-E Students, Koro-sensei - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5664 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 5,540 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
Promises, Promises (Explosions, Explosions) by Random-Battlecry reviews
So put on your best eyebrows, and God save the Queen. AU in which Clara is the Doctor, and the Doctor an unsuspecting professor with a malfunctioning face who gets swept along for the ride. Also zombie dinosaurs. And kissing. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O.
The Woman In The Doctor's Clothes by holdthecat reviews
Season 8 female Doctor AU. The Doctor is confused and London - perhaps the world - is in danger. Again. Will Clara get her Doctor back? Will the Doctor remember her? Will it be too late?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Clara O., OC, Danny P.
Chapter 3, Page 5 by Obvious Ghost reviews
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
Paranatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Isaac, Ed, Rick Spender, Isabel - Complete
Fractured by Write0rDie reviews
Clara did not come away unscathed after the events of S08 Flatline. Twelve takes care of her injury but his bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. Hurt/Comfort - heavy on the hurt in chapter 1 and an extra serving of grumpy Twelve.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Across the Universe by droidgirl reviews
The Doctor and Clara work on life on their own after Death in Heaven. Naturally, there are alien conspiracies threatening to seriously disrupt the universe and whatever plans they might have.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014
As the Clock Ticks by meganace reviews
A lot of things can happen over such a long time. And at the beginning, he would have never imagined that he could possibly end up like this.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014
Being Someone's Special Someone by The Eclectic Bookworm reviews
It was past her bedtime, the stars were twinkling, and three-year-old Melody Pond was sitting on her bed and writing to the man who lived in the attic. Not that there was an attic, but he said that he lived up high and so she guessed it was an attic. That's about the highest you could get.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Rebirth by impossigirl reviews
Spoilers for 'Dark Water'. All the graves on planet earth are about to give birth. Missy makes sure the Doctor bears witness to the event.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2014 - The Master, 12th Doctor
Whovian Prompts by whovianwrites reviews
Doctor Who oneshots/drabbles based on prompts I receive. Rated T overall but each prompt has its own rating stated in the chapter title. Not accepting any more prompts at the moment but any prompts I already have will get written eventually. ON HIATUS with the occasional update.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 55,900 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014
Fix(ing Things) by Ikilledthepaperclip reviews
"You can't really tell if something's an addiction until you try to give it up." Oh, Clara learns.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
We've Got Mail! by betawho reviews
Amy and Rory are gone, but Time Lords are clever, and there's always a way to keep in touch... (References to Post-Angels Take Manhattan Amy and Rory.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Smart Girls Think Fast (The Adventures of Minerva Paradizo) by tealeaf.tiffu reviews
Artemis has gone insane. Now what? When strange things start to happen around Fowl Manor, for once, Artemis isn't there to help. Arriving at Fowl Manor, Minerva finds it mysteriously empty, and by finding Holly, together they have rescue Butler and save Artemis before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Artemis F., Foaly, Holly S., Minerva P.
Just Like a Fairytale by FindingClarity reviews
"Hello Amelia, I'm the Doctor. Everything's going to be fine." When Amy Pond was growing up, she couldn't let go of her Raggedy Doctor, even when everyone called her crazy for it. Now she's ended up in the place that she's always feared most. (Slight AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Artemis Fowl and the Games of Hunger by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
Artemis Fowl II traveled in time to find out that the future is not exactly bright. The young irish genius ends up in a Country called Panem, in which Districts separate the land into fields of expertise and in which the terrible Hunger Games are religiously held each year. Not to mention that the odds do not appear to be in his favor as a day called The Reaping Day nears.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 131,074 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Artemis F., Effie T. - Complete
Studies by Brackets002 reviews
Oneshots as part of a singular story, if that makes sense. Calvin and Hobbes growing up together, as several people around them suddenly start seeing an anthropomorphic tiger.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins
The Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who by Ofthecats reviews
50 years is a long time. In all those years, badfic has been written, Sues have risen, OOC everywhere. Enter the Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who, where fanbrats learn the ways of good fanfiction writing. With all your favorite characters and only a slight chance of danger, what can possibly go wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Torchwood Inbox by Flawed Heroine reviews
What's in the Torchwood team's inboxes? Just a bit of fun, emails coinciding with each episode. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010
Several Awesome Things I Pray Colfer Does in TLG by Kitsune Heart reviews
A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Legend of the Werefish by Cardboard Edward reviews
A request to recover cargo lost at sea brings Valkyrie close to the creatures she never thought existed - a little too close.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,452 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A very Fowl christmas by House Mech reviews
When a prank erupts from the christmas present given to Holly, everyone suspects Artemis of foul play. When Artemis tries to prove his innocence to her, she strikes back with an even better prank. The prank wars have begun... Post TLG
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,297 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by skylands reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
If One Day by Kairaita reviews
One day, Team Natsu doesn't come home.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Team Natsu - Complete
Vogon Fanfiction by uberwrite reviews
Despite its importance, both the Encyclopaedia Galactica and its famed rival, the HG2TG, have blatantly ignored the subject of Vogon fanfiction in order to save on printing costs. A former writer of the HG2TG has published this deleted entry.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
I always liked Ron best too by eriphi reviews
Amy learns a little about about the Doctor's past during a visit to the largest library in the Universe. And everyone else learns a little something about the books that Rory used to read as a child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 4,034 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Your Younger Brother by Thought reviews
Sherlock has a new friend. So does The Doctor. Certain parties are concerned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - I. Braxiatel, Mycroft H. - Complete
Revisionist History by Thought reviews
It's all dependant on the reader's interpretation of events.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Compassion - Complete
The Observer of Your Footsteps by Thought reviews
Fitz Kreiner learns to adapt to life on Gallifrey. And there's a war going on. That's a little inconvenient. Spoilers for The End of Time.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - 8th Doctor, Fitz K. - Complete
Parking Violations by crytears reviews
The Doctor and Ace have a run in with the Judoon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Holly's Diary by Danceronpointe reviews
After the Time Paradox, Holly Short visits Artemis fowl, what happens when minerva and opal come back? who does holly really love? hsxaf summary is bad story is good
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
The Doctor is Not Amused by Terrose reviews
The Tenth Doctor goes on the Internet and discovers fan fiction. Really bad fan fiction. Chapter 7: The Doctor posts his own story, and soon learns what a sporking is.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - 10th Doctor
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Colours by ht4eva reviews
Really stupid. I just see everything as a colour, and I figured I'd write something about it. The colours of each characters personality.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008
A Christmas Carol by Taranea reviews
Alternate Title: So Not A Songfic. Sonic receives a series of very odd presents and possibly loses his sanity.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sonic - Complete
Embrace by Yumemisama reviews
Seventh Doctor and Ace. Just a short, blurred recounting of an adventure. I really haven't the faintest clue how to rate these things, so I'll slap a PG on it and hope that forestalls any complaints...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2002
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Wild Card reviews
You know, televisions really are supposed to be harmless. (Persona 4 fusion AU)
Crossover - Persona Series & Ruby Redfort - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,729 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 8/10 - Ruby R., Clancy C., Hitch, Blacker - Complete
On A Roll
"Speaking of the decimation of the small town of Twinford- I'm going to need you to hand over the gauntlet that caused all of the destruction in the first place, so we can destroy it promptly and completely." Ruby and the gang play D&D.
Ruby Redfort - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16 - Ruby R., Clancy C. - Complete
Murder, They Wrote
There was a sound that sounded like house keys scraping against piano wire were being magnified and intensified and played backwards in a grating chorus of noise, and then a thump, and then a creak, and then-
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Selections from a Voluntarily Forgotten Document reviews
This, of course, is only a fragment of the plot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10 - Kit S., Lemony S.
A Microscopic Mystery reviews
Please find enclosed herein the misfiled fourteenth (14) report from the previously numbered thirteen (13) reports filed under "Suspicious Incidents" in our archives.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 2/27 - Lemony S.
Many Happy Returns reviews
He paused, shifted against her so he could reach the strings of his guitar better, and strummed out the sequence he had been playing at before, then added to them, building up a melody on top of the chords.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Visitors reviews
Listeners, I am receiving reports from many sources that strangers have entered our small, lonely little town via a rip in space-time. This is an exciting event, so you are advised to forgo the traditional welcome of such visitors and instead place aside your pitchforks and torches for the coming of the Almighty and Sacred Scarecrow, which is scheduled to happen in two weeks.
Crossover - Sapphire & Steel & Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Sapphire, Steel - Complete
Driving Home, Through the Darkness
Nic gets high. Morgan gets driving. [Spoilers for TANIS 1x11]
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Complete
hello, my candy coated darling reviews
Her skin is shining and fragile and delicate, and she might be made out of spun sugar, about to dissolve if you dropped her in water. She's beautiful and deadly and alluring and she keeps giggling in your head like she's thought of something absolutely hilarious that she refuses to share with you.
Crossover - Sapphire & Steel & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Sapphire, Steel, Silver - Complete
expressing the inexpressible reviews
So Ruby sits down at the grand piano standing, alone in the middle of the stage, skims her palms along the smooth wood, and breathes in deeply. There are a million stories written into the history of this place, a song attached to each one of them. Snatches of baroque, snippets of waltzes, and samples of jazz, all mingled together. Tales from all over Time, all at her fingertips.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Sapphire, Steel - Complete
Status Update reviews
In which there is a sleepover party, sword fights, pizza, and lots of terrible puns.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Calvin, Hobbes, Sans, Flowey - Complete
The Big Blue Box of Randomness reviews
Story starters, mislaid ideas, lists, fanfictions that just didn't take off... a storage place for all of those, and more. Latest story- Magic and Mayhem
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,520 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 5/10/2014
Notes from the Past reviews
An empty house, stacks upon stacks of blank paper, and a string of mysterious deaths: Sapphire and Steel- and Magnesium- have been assigned.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Sapphire, Steel, OC - Complete
The Rift Effect reviews
A time-hopping mystery, a civilization that shouldn't be where it is, and a boy and his tiger in the wrong universe- this was most definitely not how Bernice Summerfield was expecting to spend her week off.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 8/22/2015 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
A Theory of Darkness
Not all things can be fixed, and not all things can be changed. Erza fights her way out of a difficult situation. Irving's investigations conclude.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,269 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2016 - I. Braxiatel, Erza S. - Complete
not from the stars do I my judgment pluck
You look up again and the stars are looking back at you, but they're not just stars, they're people too- people that you know and don't know and wish you could have known.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2016 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Eight Friends Calvin Found In The Underground reviews
Or, Calvin meets new people, almost gets murdered by said people, tells a lot of really bad jokes, and saves the world with the help of a tiger.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Calvin, Hobbes, Papyrus, Sans - Complete
A Theory of Perseverance reviews
Papyrus cooks, Sans is scienc-y, and the human is missing. Irving continues to investigate.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2016 - I. Braxiatel, Frisk, Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Megalomania and the Science of Deduction reviews
In which Clancy and Ruby do some hardcore analysis on the people around them, plan their futures, and are generally snarky and awesome together.
Ruby Redfort - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Ruby R., Clancy C., Vapona B. - Complete
An Awful Lot of Running reviews
"Our lives are different to anybody else's, guys, and that's the exciting thing! Because nobody in the universe can do what we're doing." COMPLETED (ish)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,706 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Dorothy M./Ace, Rose T., Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Elementary reviews
Sherlock and John go on a camping trip, and deductions are made. Based on an old joke.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
afoot and light-hearted
AU in which Hero and RGB are international paranormal crime solvers and they're generally ridiculous in Barcelona, of all places.
Property of Hate - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Hero, RGB - Complete
snippets reviews
Ten different scenes from ten different universes. (From a meme on Dreamwidth.)
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins, Moe - Complete
A Theory of Timelines reviews
Reality just exploded, and there's a skeleton and his friend standing on a beach. Irving investigates.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2016 - I. Braxiatel, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Radioactive reviews
In which Torchwood completely fails to save the world from certain annihilation in any way.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Radioactive reviews
In which Torchwood completely fails to save the world from certain annihilation in any way.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Abracadabra reviews
She takes off at an easy pace down the sidewalk, hopping over cracks and casting her eyes downwards to check her slightly battered watch. She's running late.
Ruby Redfort - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Ruby R., Clancy C., Hitch - Complete
Nine Steps To Being Human (and other ways to screw up) reviews
You decide to become independent. It's not the best decision you've ever made.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Frisk, Sans, Undyne, Toriel - Complete
New Year's Revolution reviews
Below them, the city is burning and smoking and the sky is filled with all shades of majestic colors and patterns.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2016 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
like you never fought a war reviews
There's really no point to this anymore, but the two of you keep forcing your way forwards. Somehow.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Time And Relatively Distracting Innuendo-related Scandals reviews
A CIA agent was sent to bring Clara and Ashildr back to Gallifrey. That was the Time Lords' first mistake.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2015 - [Clara O., Ashildr, Dorothy M./Ace] - Complete
A Tail or Two reviews
A kraken, hefty amounts of explosives, and a very unlikely friendship, although not necessarily in that order. Throw together and mix for maximum impact.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Gallifrey Procrastinates (No More) reviews
There's no reason why the Doctor couldn't have saved Gallifrey. All it takes is a bit of ingenuity. And ginger.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Leela, Romana II, I. Braxiatel, Narvin - Complete
Just Us reviews
It's one of those concepts, like love, peace, and politics that no-one really understands.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2015 - 8th Doctor, Sam J. - Complete
Kids Like You reviews
It's a lovely day to be burning in hell.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Frisk, Sans, Chara - Complete
Hero, Monster reviews
"I've been doing terrible things."
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Rage, Rage reviews
Clara Oswald dances with death. (Huge spoilers for Face the Raven)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Live and Let Live reviews
There's a reason she can't bear to see him die.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2015 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Inhuman (and other tales through time) reviews
Nobody expected Thomas Schofield to become a famous author. Possibly the person most surprised by it was Schofield himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace, Hex, Clara O. - Complete
Breakup reviews
This 'romance' thing that Brax is so keen on just isn't working.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2015 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny - Complete
A Tale of Two Osgoods reviews
Schrodinger's Girl. Entangled at the quantum level. She's Osgood, and she's Osgood, and this is their story. (Spoilers for The Zygon Inversion)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Kate S., 12th Doctor, Osgood - Complete
Story of Your Life reviews
You're dying and there's no way I can help you, so please- wake up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
The stars are going out, and there's nothing at all that the Doctor can do about it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Through Time reviews
When Calvin was three, an old man in an Edwardian suit gave him a stuffed tiger, and asked him if he would like to keep it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2015 - 1st Doctor, 12th Doctor, Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Awesome and Entirely True Tale of the Doctor's New Companion reviews
In which the Doctor and Donna do many new and exciting things that they hadn't considered doing before they met.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [9th Doctor, Donna N.] I. Braxiatel - Complete
Philistine reviews
Jack has a criticism to make. (Spoilers for Witch's Familiar)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Jack H., 12th Doctor - Complete
Not So Dark reviews
Hot chocolate, friendship, and fussiness- all in a manor being haunted by a creepy figure in a hoodie. (Set in Night Thoughts.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace, Hex - Complete
Autres Temps, Autres Mœurs reviews
Clothes maketh the man, he thinks. So, for one day in this quaint little castle on the outskirts of nowhere, he takes out his old cane and black jacket and pretends to be himself again. (Set in The Magician's Apprentice)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2015 - 12th Doctor - Complete
Of Pink Elephants and Immortality reviews
In which the secret of Time Lord long life is revealed, in a highly nonsensical and completely ridiculous way.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Message from Skaro reviews
The Doctor receives a transmission from one of the most dangerous planets in the universe. It's from an old friend. And she needs his help. #MissionDALEK
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Dorothy M./Ace, 12th Doctor - Complete
A Pleasant Walk Home reviews
The rest of her evening would probably have been normal, if it weren't for the vampire that leapt out at her, intent on ripping off her head.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2015 - 9th Doctor, Donna N., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Full Moon, Full Moon reviews
In which the Doctor is an ex-chemistry teacher (recently fired), Ace might possibly be a werewolf, and they both sort out things with absolutely no explosives- which is a shock to both of them. (Survival AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Precision reviews
I saw the monster again today.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2015 - 6th Doctor, Melanie B. - Complete
Archaeology for Dummies (time-traveler's edition) reviews
An educational learning experience involving school buses, incriminating stories and eldritch horrors from beyond the grave. This probably wasn't on the course outline.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Bernice S./Benny, V. Frizzle - Complete
Litany for Bird and Devil reviews
Let's say the Bird is played by two women. We'll call them Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Holly S., Artemis F.] - Complete
like tears from the sky reviews
Leela misses the rain.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Leela, Romana II, I. Braxiatel, Narvin - Complete
Purpose reviews
"Now do you see? Bernice Summerfield must die. Can't you see that she needs to die?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2015 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, OC - Complete
Through the Seasons
Life passes in seasons, even when you're in a coma. (Set during 'The Masquerade of Death')
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2015 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, Jason K. - Complete
50 Things Jason Kane is Absolutely Not Allowed to do at the Collection reviews
...as dictated to him by his ex-wife. Who currently has a frying pan. And is yelling very loudly in his ear.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2015 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, Jason K. - Complete
undefined reviews
This statement is a lie.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Bitter Root reviews
They're both broken up inside. They're both running from something, even if neither knows quite what it is. Post Love and War.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/19/2015 - 10th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Sixteen Important Things Valkyrie Cain Learned reviews
...at the Aperture Science Testing Facility last Tuesday
Crossover - Portal & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2015 - GLaDOS, Turret, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Symphony reviews
at the end of days/lies all other ways/comes when Time's a maze/and all of history's weeping/help/he sits inside your head
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [8th Doctor, Zagreus] - Complete
Oh Dear, the World's About to End reviews
Finding a good breakfast in all of time and space should be easy, right? {{Part of the Ginger Chronicles fanfilm continuity.}}
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
Sometimes, even the Doctor forgets who she is. {{Drabble set in Doctor Who: The Ginger Chronicles fanfilm continuity.}}
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Jamboree reviews
It's the party of the millennium. And you- yes, you - are invited. Featuring everyone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Foaly's Diary reviews
The diary of a paranoid and slightly carrot-mad centaur. Set during Lost Colony.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Butler, Foaly, Mulch D., Trouble K. - Complete
First Encounters of the Koboi Kind reviews
Things that go bump... in the laboratory.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Opal K. - Complete
Shootout reviews
Explosions, guns, and stylish combat suits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Dorothy M./Ace, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Almost More Than Coincidence reviews
"Well, it probably doesn't mean anything." (Drabble)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Freeze reviews
It's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over and eats us. (Drabble)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Romana II, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Six Word Horror Story reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Side effects may include eyeballs being burnt out, faces being turned into gasmasks, and death by Weeping Angel.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Complete
Stella Ignis reviews
The wardrobe is filled with clothes of every shape, size and fourth-dimensional impossibility and it half-looks like it's arranged by color, but if you tilt your head ever so slightly to the left, it's sorted by size, from XXXXXXL to something that a cat might wear, if said cat was the size of a pinhead. ((Part of 'The Ginger Chronicles' fanfilm continuity.))
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
Fifteen Minutes reviews
Solving a murder mystery on a train? All in a day's work for the Doctor and Ace.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Calorification, Incineration, Carbonization, and Inflammation reviews
"Fighting the monsters can be so much easier when they're all in one place, don't you think?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2015 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Ghosts reviews
Time is different here. Won't you come visit? (Mild AU. Gabrielle/Luna/Fleur.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2015 - [Fleur D., Gabrielle D., Luna L.] 7th Doctor - Complete
When the Wind Changes
There's a wind in the east, a mist coming in... like some-thing is brewing, about to begin... Only Time knows now what will lie in store... But I somehow feel that it's happened before...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Dorothy M./Ace, Hex - Complete
The Tale of Mumblefingers
When you're a sentient, walking, talking scarecrow, there isn't much to do but adventure. Fortunately, in this world of magic and monsters, adventure is waiting behind every corner, probably to mug you and drag you off with it, whether you like it or not.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Published: 1/2/2015
Spinning Through Space reviews
"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Rose, we've got work to do." SEASON ONE of CALVIN WHO. Now complete!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,284 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Dorothy M./Ace, Rose T., Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Born Again reviews
The Calvin Who Christmas Special. Very short, now with added explosions and swashbuckling.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Dorothy M./Ace, Rose T., Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Excuses, Excuses reviews
I have a really good reason for not being at school. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2014 - 4th Doctor, Romana II, OC - Complete
Some Scars (never heal) reviews
"Why?" he asked from between gritted teeth. She paused at his wrists. "Because it amuses me."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Kenspeckle G., Clarabelle - Complete
Royal reviews
There once was a boy who dreamt he was king.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
Level Complete reviews
AMY POND used SLAP. ELEVENTH DOCTOR has been INJURED FATALLY.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
A Place With Trees reviews
Six prompts, all written in under a minute. Doctor/Rose fluff and angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
They Think They're Wonderful reviews
Ten girls that never made it into the Doctor Who fanfiction archive. (Mercilessly mocking the clichès around here.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC, 12th Doctor - Complete
A Truly Romantic Story In Which Romana And The Doctor Improvise reviews
"What makes you think I'm going to seduce you?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Romana III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
and the darkness rained upon them reviews
And because he's Skulduggery, she believes him, even though she can't imagine how it possibly will be. It's 2008, and the world is ending. (Skulduggery and Valkyrie in the Year That Never Was)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Martha J., 11th Doctor, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Tale of the Silver Sphere reviews
In which Valkyrie fights zombies, jumps off railings, and is generally stupid and/or heroic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Majestic Tale (of a madwoman in a Dalek) reviews
This is just a bloody typical day. My friend's a Dalek, my other friends are divorcing, and the Dalek Parliament is pleading for my help. On top of all that, someone's blasting Carmen at top volume from her radio. Well, no one ever said being the Doctor was easy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] Dorothy M./Ace, 11th Doctor - Complete
One Shall LIVE- reviews
In which Dumbledore is annoying, and the true Prophecy is revealed at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Opposite Reactions reviews
"These, Martha Jones, are the colours of the universe!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2014 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Story of My Life (the Twentyish Lies remix) reviews
Dear Pond, You have asked me many times who I am. I believe it is about time I rectified this. Please choose from the following.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
He Probably Thought It Was Funny reviews
In which Danny meets a woman called Fred, who is annoyed at the Doctor for some reason. Speculation for Death in Heaven, spoilers for Dark Water.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Romana III, Danny P. - Complete
On the Dangers of Firing Arrows reviews
"Oh, I will miss it if it breaks," he responds. "It will have served me well. But there's no point on dwelling in the past. You must grip the new bow with both hands and enjoy it until either you or it expire."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
We Are The World reviews
"It was the Telethon when the Earth started caring. When people actually noticed that it was time for a change. When you amazing, amazing humans realized your full potential!" Written for the 2014 #Telethon7
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of a Year 7 Fangirl reviews
"Today I roped Jade into a detailed examination of every inch of the school, mapping out all the places that a TARDIS could possibly have landed, and where Sarah Jane could be lurking." Ten weeks in the life of a Whovian. Chalk graffiti, TARDIS crafting, many references, and shenanigans.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Complete
Missing You reviews
Forever is a long time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Old Friends reviews
"You've gotten younger!" she declared, pulling back and viewing him fully. "And you haven't aged even a bit!" he returned. "I know that's the type of thing your grandparents usually say, but... it's true."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Dorothy M./Ace, 11th Doctor - Complete
Pitch Perfect reviews
The universe always sings. You just have to listen to it in the right way.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - 1st Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
Blurred Lines reviews
The line between reality and fantasy is a thin one, and one that gets more and more blurred everyday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2014 - 9th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace, Romana II, OC - Complete
Wanderers in the 4th Dimension reviews
Calvin has a scarf. Susie has a nickname. The bus driver is annoyed with their flirting, and time's gone wibbly. Just a normal day, then.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2014 - 4th Doctor, Romana I., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Into the Vortex reviews
After a freak Dalek attack, the Doctor and Rose are sucked into a vortex... which sends them to an alternate universe? Teaming up with a insane fangirl that gets knocked out 5 times a day, extreme Monty Python references and a rock, they must stop the aliens crossing over between the 's just another one of THOSE days...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., OC - Complete
Cause We're the Fangirls reviews
Because no one likes Reinette. Steven Moffat recieves a visit by a group of singing, homicidal fangirls just as he's finishing his Doctor Who script. Just a bit of fun. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
And a Staff Choir Singing Out of Key reviews
My Christmas Special! A parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Beware... includes an overly happy McGongall, insanely persistent Dumbledore, and an evil plot by our Golden Trio. Merry Christmas, Fanfiction! Oneshots part of a larger story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Minerva M.
Welcome to HogTV reviews
After Dumbledore is sacked, Hermione and the Twins create a new way to annoy Umbridge. With a pair of master pranksters and one very smart cookie, Hogwarts had better look out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Stayin' Alive reviews
Artemis Fowl is infected with a strange disease that makes him afraid of his friends. Not to mention the fact that he can shapeshift. So, how can they cure him? Why is he in the Amazon? And is Opal Koboi behind all this? ON HIATUS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Artemis F., Foaly
Foalette reviews
Foalette. Rings a bell? It should. Foalette is Foaly's long-lost sister, and Foaly doesn't even know about her! Just as well, they might start arguing. Please read AFTER Blood Brothers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Blood Brothers reviews
The bridge between centaur and centaur. Brothers. Ah, there's nothing like 'em.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Foaly, Chiron - Complete
Jolly HollyDay reviews
I just had this crazy idea for a Artemis Fowl SongFic. I crossed a Mary Poppins song with Artemis Fowl and this is what I got. Hope you enjoy it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Mill Again reviews
This is a pretty straightforward story. You can probably guess where the characters fit in. I just couldn't get this idea out of my head. Comment! Subscribe!
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kate W., Milligan - Complete
Alone reviews
Artemis Fowl the Second's worst nightmare.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My First Morph reviews
Holly's POV. Her first morph
Crossover - Animorphs & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Holly S. - Complete
The Death of Opal Koboi reviews
Speculation for the Last Guardian. (Turns out that I was sort of right!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Opal K. - Complete
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