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Author has written 61 stories for Artemis Fowl, Animorphs, Mysterious Benedict Society series, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Calvin & Hobbes, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Dungeons and Dragons, Portal, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

KITTY'S PROFILE

v. 2.5

... *taps on the glass of the computer screen*

Is this thing working?

Oh!

Howdy! I'm Kitty Eden, an extremely violent and scary teenager who randomly quotes from her favorite books. Go figure.

I am an avid writer and hope you will read my stories. And I probably will read yours too. Maaaybe.

If you want to PM me to talk about whatever (e.g., Doctor Who, fun things, my fanfictions, etc.,) feel free. I love chatting with other people, and I check my inbox every night, so you can be sure of a prompt reply.

I post my shingled shoe-shine shenanigans on my Tumblr- mostly Whovian stuff, but check it out! It's also where my podfics go.


Spinning Through Space- Episode Titles

Episode 1- Rose
Episode 2- The End of the World
Episode 3- The Unquiet Dead
Episode 4- Aliens of London
Episode 5- World War 3
Episode 6- Dalek
Episode 7- The Beast in Space
Episode 8- Father’s Day
Episode 9- Children of Mars
Episode 10- A Time to Live
Episode 11- Trapped in Multispace
Episode 12- Faction Paradox
Episode 13- Bad Wolf

Season Two- Episode Titles

Episode 1- A Christmas Tail
Episode 2- Mists of Mexuflan
Episode 3- The Howling Wind
Episode 4- School Reunion
Episode 5- The Silver Sands
Episode 6- Frozen Metal
Episode 7- Wild Side
Episode 8- Mummy of Paris
Episode 9- Mission: In Hospital
Episode 10- The Monster Hunters
Episode 11- Night at the Museum
Episode 12- 2012
Episode 13- Doomsday


Kay and I have a blog- www.kittyandkay.wordpress.com

We discuss Harry Potter, Fairy Tail and Doctor who, so check it out.

My twitter account is @KittyEden1 . Please follow for notifications when I update stories, and more fun stuff.

My ask.fm account is here ...over there you can ask me anything you want. Seriously.

My DeviantArt account is www.kittyeden.deviantart.com

My personal blog can be found at www.misseden.blogspot.com, but beware, it's not used very often now.


Updating Schedule:

Spinning Through Space

- This updates every Wednesday.

The Big Blue Box of Randomness

- There's no regular schedule here. Anytime I churn out a oneshot or a beginning to a story, this updates. My advice? Put it on your follow list.

And a Staff Choir Singing out of Key

- This will only update in the month of December. I am truly sorry for the delays, and this year I will attempt to finish it.

The story titled 'Foaly's Diary' is up for adoption. As much as I love Artemis Fowl, my enthusiasm for that story has gone, and I think it needs a new owner. But, if you don't mind, I'd like to keep the current chapters on my profile, just to remind myself that I was the original author! For now, enjoy my exploits into Doctor Who, and I'm trying to keep the chapters longer than 1k! PM me for adoption details.


My stories so far include:

[Artemis Fowl]

1. First Encounters of the Koboi Kind

2. The Death of Opal Koboi

3. Alone*

4. Jolly HollyDay

5. Foalette*

6. Foaly's Diary

7. Staying Alive

8. Litany for Bird and Devil

[Mysterious Benedict Society]

1. Mill Again

[Harry Potter]

1. And A Staff Choir Singing out of Key

2. Meet HogTV

3. One Shall Live...

[Calvin Who 'verse]

1. Spinning Through Space (LINKS- [cover] [Theme Music])

2. Born Again

[Doctor Who]

1. Into the Vortex (LINKS- [cover] [Drawing of Kitty] [Web Version- edited])

2. 'Cause We're the Fangirls

3. The Big Blue Box of Randomness (One-shot collection)

4. Blurred Lines

5. Pitch Perfect

6. Old Friends

7. Missing You

8. The Very Secret Diary of a Year 7 Fangirl [Cover Art]

9. We Are The World [Written for the 2014 #Telethon7 on Twitter]

10. On the Dangers of Firing Arrows

11. He Probably Thought It Was Funny

12. Story of My Life (the Twentyish Times remix) [remixed from this]

13. The Majestic Tale (of a madwoman in a Dalek)

14. Opposite Reactions

15. A Truly Romantic Story In Which Romana And The Doctor Improvise

16. They Think They're Wonderful

17. A Place With Trees

18. Level Complete

19. Royal

20. When the Wind Changes

21. Fifteen Minutes

22. Calorification, Incineration, Carbonization, and Inflammation

23. Stella Ignis [Part of the 'Doctor Who: The Ginger Chronicles' continuity]

24. Six Word Horror Story

25. Shootout

26. Jamboree

27. Mistaken Identity [Part of the 'Doctor Who: The Ginger Chronicles' continuity]

28. Oh Dear, the World's About to End [Part of the 'Doctor Who: The Ginger Chronicles' continuity]

29. Symphony

30. Bitter Root

31. like tears from the sky

[Bernice Summerfield] (posted underneath Doctor Who because they don't have a proper page)

1. 50 Things Jason Kane is Absolutely Not Allowed to do at the Collection

2. Through the Seasons

3. Purpose

[Skulduggery Pleasant]

1. The Tale of the Silver Sphere

2. Almost More Than Coincidence

[Dungeons & Dragons]

1. The Tale of Mumblefingers

[Portal]

1. undefined

[Crossovers]

1. Blood Brothers* [Artemis Fowl/Percy Jackson]

2. My First Morph* [Artemis Fowl/Animorphs]

3. Wanderers in the Fourth Dimension [Calvin and Hobbes/Doctor Who]

4. and the darkness rained upon them [Skulduggery Pleasant/Doctor Who]

5. Some Scars (never heal) [Skulduggery Pleasant/Doctor Who]

6. Ghosts [Doctor Who/Harry Potter] [original story]

7. Freeze [Skulduggery Pleasant/Doctor Who]

8. Sixteen Important Things Valkyrie Cain Learned At The Aperture Science Testing Facility Last Tuesday [Skulduggery Pleasant/Portal]

An * means I really need to revamp the story.


My Upcoming stories are...

- Artemis Fowl, Facebook Style [Artemis Fowl]

- Eye of the Storm [Doctor Who/Harry Potter] (Sequel to Into the Vortex)

- The Sue Slayers [Doctor Who] (This will be Kitty going into badfic to kill Doctor Who Mary Sues.)

- Our Transdimensional Adventure [Fairy Tail]

- Doomsday [Artemis Fowl]

- Imaginary Friend [Doctor Who]

- Pentatonix [Harry Potter]


Read Ya Soon,

Kitty Eden


RIVER: Cleopatra was a real pushover.
DOCTOR: I always thought so.
RIVER: She mentioned you.
DOCTOR: What did she say?
RIVER: "Put down that gun down."
DOCTOR: Did you?
RIVER: Eventually.

--The Wedding of River Song, Doctor Who


She placed a steadying hand on the dresser and said, “I’ll be fifteen minutes. Try not to get into any more trouble.”
He arched his eyebrows in mock-worry. "How am I to do that? The men in togas may well know where we're staying."
"Right, and men in togas are notoriously inconspicuous. Fading in to the background, slipping by hotel security unseen. Like bloody ninjas, they are."
"They could sneak in pretending to be itinerant monks," the Doctor suggested.
“Oh, God! Not that old chestnut. Well, if they’re determined to milk the clichés then we’ll have to play them at their own game. We knock two of them out, nick their robes and infiltrate.”
“Of course,” the Doctor said. He frowned as though considering, though Ace knew he was just playing along. Being silly. “Do togas come in sizes?”
“I have no idea.”
“Because there will inevitably come a time when we’re unmasked and discovered and have to run for it. I don’t want to be tripping over my hem.”
“Or some other bugger standing on it when you try to leg it. Nothing spoils a good spot of recon quite like your toga falling off.”

--Falls the Shadow by Nemo the Everbeing


“Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one to ten - the Trojan War being a ten and General Custer verus all those Indians being a one - your plan is a zero. I don't think it is a plan at all. I think it's just a series of happenings that are, to be honest, unlikely to follow on from each other in the way in which everyone's probably hoping."
"Do you have a better plan?" Valkyrie asked.
"Of course not. I'm a man of action, not thought."
Valkyrie nodded. "You're defintely not a man of thought."
"Why are you in charge anyway? What do you know about organising something like this?"
"I have faith," Tanith said.
"As do I," said Ghastly.
Valkyrie smiled at them gratefully. "So you think the plan will work?"
"God, no," said Ghastly.
"Sorry, Val," said Tanith”

Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days by Derek Landy


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And now... a quiz.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81. Find line 4.

"The library, I thought. There's work to be done, books to be read. But you can't go there under these circumstances. Think, Snicket. Where else feels like home in this fading, frightening town?"

2. Stretch out your left hand as far as you can. What can you touch?

My dad's wallet.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who. It's practically all I ever watch.

4. Without looking, guess the time.

1.15 pm.

5. Now look at the clock. What’s the actual time?

1.49 pm. Wow. I have a bad sense of time.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Birds chirping outside, my brother listening to an audiobook, the aquarium humming.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I went outside an hour ago, so I could bring my cat in. I have no idea why I did it.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The ASDF movies. Don't judge. They make me giggle.

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, T-Shirt, fake black glasses, a trench coat, and a 4th Doctor scarf. Yep, I was cosplaying as Osgood. Why? No idea. I felt like it?

10. Did you dream last night?

If I did, I can't remember what of.

11. When did you last laugh?

Five minutes ago, when I was watching the ASDF movies.

12. What’s on the walls of the room you’re in?

Paint. Also, paint.

13. See anything weird lately?

My brother marching into the room five seconds ago, grabbing a stapler and a ruler, announcing that there are rats in our cellar, putting on a helmet and snatching up the sonic screwdriver, and marching out again.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's a good time-waster.

15. What’s the last movie you saw?

Night at the Museum (the first one).

16. If you could become a multi-millionaire, what would you buy?

A TARDIS. Or I'd hire people to make one.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.

I have a weird addiction to hurt/comfort and whumpy fics, as long as they don't whump the Doctor or Jack.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or policies, what would you do?

I'd make fangirling an optional subject at high school.

19. Do you like to dance?

Not if it's organized. Free dancing is fun and awesome, though.

20. George Bush:

A president of America. I think he wore a hat of some sort.

21. Your first child’s a girl—her name?

Rose Luna Everdeen

22. Your first child’s a boy—his name?

The Doctor. That, or Matthew.

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See You by DoctorWand reviews
Takes place during End of Time, right after the Doctor goes to see Rose a last time. A story about love redemption and finding it in your heart to forgive. It will not be an instant 'oh, I love you' story. Relationships take time to build and trust has to be earned. He's lost her twice now; once by accident and the second on purpose. It's a long road to love.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/6 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
tea and relative distress (including zombies) by sisypheandreamer reviews
It is one of the most unthinkable, unimaginable scenarios; so impossible that even this defeatist human race never factored in this outcome, never even considered it; at the end of the world, they survive.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/22 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,565 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 2.07.5: The world has just changed, and Artemis Fowl is nowhere to be found.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,793 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 186,984 - Reviews: 3000 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Two of Us Against The Universe by Irving-Braxiatel reviews
The things you said with no space between us. Romana/Braxiatel.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4 - I. Braxiatel, Romana III - Complete
Water Pistol by Seska1729 reviews
In which Calvin has a companion, Amy is complaining about something along the lines of "Mels, not again," and a sarcastic tiger almost gets them killed. AU of Holiday by infinimato.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, Melody P. II/Mels, Calvin, Hobbes
Texting by ShezzaSherlock reviews
Clara get the Doctor a new phone. Series of texts between the pair. In linear order, for now. Post: Last Christmas
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,161 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/6 - [Clara O., 12th Doctor]
Where Are They Now? Stories of the Companions After The Doctor by 42Iamdoctor reviews
This is just a hodge-podge of stories of what happened when the companions left The Doctor. Suggestions are much appreciated - I am open to New Who, Big Finish and Classic Who Companions. Some will be funny, some tense, some sad.. you'll just have to see! I intend that each companion or 2 will get one chapter, but that may change.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 7/1
Salt-Peter and Other Stories by Blue Mistfall reviews
A collection of stories featuring the Doctors... as little children. Everyone gets a role here.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 1/27 - 12th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 2nd Doctor, Clara O.
Fangirl by stolen with the night reviews
Of all the aliens, of all the species on Earth, in our galaxy, in the whole multiverse and in every dimension and world, the most terrifying creature of them all, is the Fangirl. Especially one of the Doctor Who fandom, dropped into the Whoniverse. Be afraid, be very afraid. Run, hide and don't be surprised if she wants your picture and autograph.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
Little Talk by altairattorney reviews
I know you want to know what death is like.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Calvin
Extraordinary by emmawizzle.14 reviews
Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. And with returning, she promises herself that she will stay out of trouble; no more meddling. But all of that changes when a sassy red-head and a loud, energetic man become teachers at Hermione's beloved school. Will the witch ever have a safe year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,058 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 10/14/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Hermione G.
Organized Chaos by wisdomsdaughteriscrazy reviews
'Everything seems fine to Annabeth, until she loses Percy to his dark past. Again.' Rated T/ NO SLASH/ no gods/ CH.1&2 RE-WRITTEN/ Dark Percy/ Trigger Warning.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Sally J., Nico A.
Tiger Chronicles: Guide To Ruin by Crazy Rob reviews
Suddenly promoted from grunt labor to a new project of R.A.W., the Wellfields are asked to sacrifice all they have left- their past, their identity, and their daughter- to promote a book as helpful to parenting as gasoline is to fire-fighting... a guide to ruin. Faced with slander and unthinking mobs, Calvin and his allies must fight once again for both the truth... and survival.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes
The Final Grade by garfieldodie reviews
Calvin finds himself in a pickle when he has to complete several homework assignments in order to get a passing score in first grade lest he repeat, but Dr Brainstorm's personal problems prove to be something of a hindrance as well when someone from his past storms back into his life. COMPLETE
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
Imagination Under Fire by Fanatic97 reviews
Calvin, Hobbes and Co may have won The Imagination War, but the fight for Imagination is not over, an organization rises from the shadows of the past, an old foe returns and Imagination is threatened once more. (Renamed because this is a more accurate title)
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,259 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Daleks and Chips by Nehszriah reviews
"Hey there, Professor! You do the face-changing thing already?" Ace asked as she pushed her way into the TARDIS. "I know you said you do that on occasion, but I didn't think it'd happen so… hey, you moved everything around too!" [aka: Ace and 12 meet and things happen]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24 - 12th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5311 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Promises, Promises (Explosions, Explosions) by Random-Battlecry reviews
So put on your best eyebrows, and God save the Queen. AU in which Clara is the Doctor, and the Doctor an unsuspecting professor with a malfunctioning face who gets swept along for the ride. Also zombie dinosaurs. And kissing. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O.
The Woman In The Doctor's Clothes by holdthecat reviews
Season 8 female Doctor AU. The Doctor is confused and London - perhaps the world - is in danger. Again. Will Clara get her Doctor back? Will the Doctor remember her? Will it be too late?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,463 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Clara O., OC, Danny P.
Fractured by Write0rDie reviews
Clara did not come away unscathed after the events of S08 Flatline. Twelve takes care of her injury but his bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. Hurt/Comfort - heavy on the hurt in chapter 1 and an extra serving of grumpy Twelve.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Across the Universe by droidgirl reviews
The Doctor and Clara work on life on their own after Death in Heaven. Naturally, there are alien conspiracies threatening to seriously disrupt the universe and whatever plans they might have.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014
As the Clock Ticks by The Book Queen reviews
A lot of things can happen over such a long time. And at the beginning, he would have never imagined that he could possibly end up like this.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014
Being Someone's Special Someone by The Eclectic Bookworm reviews
It was past her bedtime, the stars were twinkling, and three-year-old Melody Pond was sitting on her bed and writing to the man who lived in the attic. Not that there was an attic, but he said that he lived up high and so she guessed it was an attic. That's about the highest you could get.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Rebirth by impossigirl reviews
Spoilers for 'Dark Water'. All the graves on planet earth are about to give birth. Missy makes sure the Doctor bears witness to the event.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2014 - The Master, 12th Doctor
Whovian Prompts by whovianwrites reviews
Doctor Who oneshots/drabbles based on prompts I receive. Rated T overall but each prompt has its own rating stated in the chapter title. Not accepting any more prompts at the moment but any prompts I already have will get written eventually. ON HIATUS with the occasional update.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 55,900 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014
Fix(ing Things) by Ikilledthepaperclip reviews
"You can't really tell if something's an addiction until you try to give it up." Oh, Clara learns.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
We've Got Mail! by betawho reviews
Amy and Rory are gone, but Time Lords are clever, and there's always a way to keep in touch... (References to Post-Angels Take Manhattan Amy and Rory.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Smart Girls Think Fast (The Adventures of Minerva Paradizo) by tealeaf.tiffu reviews
Artemis has gone insane. Now what? When strange things start to happen around Fowl Manor, for once, Artemis isn't there to help. Arriving at Fowl Manor, Minerva finds it mysteriously empty, and by finding Holly, together they have rescue Butler and save Artemis before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Artemis F., Foaly, Holly S., Minerva P.
Just Like a Fairytale by FindingClarity reviews
"Hello Amelia, I'm the Doctor. Everything's going to be fine." When Amy Pond was growing up, she couldn't let go of her Raggedy Doctor, even when everyone called her crazy for it. Now she's ended up in the place that she's always feared most. (Slight AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5540 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 8,989 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Artemis Fowl and the Games of Hunger by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
Artemis Fowl II traveled in time to find out that the future is not exactly bright. The young irish genius ends up in a Country called Panem, in which Districts separate the land into fields of expertise and in which the terrible Hunger Games are religiously held each year. Not to mention that the odds do not appear to be in his favor as a day called The Reaping Day nears.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 131,074 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Artemis F., Effie T. - Complete
Studies by Brackets002 reviews
Oneshots as part of a singular story, if that makes sense. Calvin and Hobbes growing up together, as several people around them suddenly start seeing an anthropomorphic tiger.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins
The Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who by Ofthecats reviews
50 years is a long time. In all those years, badfic has been written, Sues have risen, OOC everywhere. Enter the Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who, where fanbrats learn the ways of good fanfiction writing. With all your favorite characters and only a slight chance of danger, what can possibly go wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Several Awesome Things I Pray Colfer Does in TLG by Kitsune Heart reviews
A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Legend of the Werefish by Cardboard Edward reviews
A request to recover cargo lost at sea brings Valkyrie close to the creatures she never thought existed - a little too close.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,452 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A very Fowl christmas by House Mech reviews
When a prank erupts from the christmas present given to Holly, everyone suspects Artemis of foul play. When Artemis tries to prove his innocence to her, she strikes back with an even better prank. The prank wars have begun... Post TLG
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,297 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by valici reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Vogon Fanfiction by uberwrite reviews
Despite its importance, both the Encyclopaedia Galactica and its famed rival, the HG2TG, have blatantly ignored the subject of Vogon fanfiction in order to save on printing costs. A former writer of the HG2TG has published this deleted entry.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
I always liked Ron best too by eriphi reviews
Amy learns a little about about the Doctor's past during a visit to the largest library in the Universe. And everyone else learns a little something about the books that Rory used to read as a child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Parking Violations by crytears reviews
The Doctor and Ace have a run in with the Judoon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Holly's Diary by Danceronpointe reviews
After the Time Paradox, Holly Short visits Artemis fowl, what happens when minerva and opal come back? who does holly really love? hsxaf summary is bad story is good
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
The Doctor is Not Amused by Terrose reviews
The Tenth Doctor goes on the Internet and discovers fan fiction. Really bad fan fiction. Chapter 7: The Doctor posts his own story, and soon learns what a sporking is.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - 10th Doctor
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Colours by ht4eva reviews
Really stupid. I just see everything as a colour, and I figured I'd write something about it. The colours of each characters personality.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008
A Christmas Carol by Taranea reviews
Alternate Title: So Not A Songfic. Sonic receives a series of very odd presents and possibly loses his sanity.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sonic - Complete
Embrace by Yumemisama reviews
Seventh Doctor and Ace. Just a short, blurred recounting of an adventure. I really haven't the faintest clue how to rate these things, so I'll slap a PG on it and hope that forestalls any complaints...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2002
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Litany for Bird and Devil reviews
Let's say the Bird is played by two women. We'll call them Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18 - [Holly S., Artemis F.] - Complete
The Big Blue Box of Randomness reviews
A place for all the random story ideas that come out of my insane head. Anything goes, so come and join the fun. Latest story- Story Starters
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 5/10/2014
like tears from the sky reviews
Leela misses the rain.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3 - Leela, Romana II, I. Braxiatel, Narvin - Complete
Purpose reviews
"Now do you see? Bernice Summerfield must die. Can't you see that she needs to die?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, OC - Complete
Through the Seasons
Life passes in seasons, even when you're in a coma. (Set during 'The Masquerade of Death')
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Published: 6/14 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, Jason K. - Complete
50 Things Jason Kane is Absolutely Not Allowed to do at the Collection
...as dictated to him by his ex-wife. Who currently has a frying pan. And is yelling very loudly in his ear.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Published: 6/6 - I. Braxiatel, Bernice S./Benny, Jason K. - Complete
undefined reviews
This statement is a lie.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Bitter Root reviews
They're both broken up inside. They're both running from something, even if neither knows quite what it is. Post Love and War.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19 - 10th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Sixteen Important Things Valkyrie Cain Learned reviews
...at the Aperture Science Testing Facility last Tuesday
Crossover - Portal & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7 - GLaDOS, Turret, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Symphony reviews
at the end of days/lies all other ways/comes when Time's a maze/and all of history's weeping/help/he sits inside your head
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25 - [8th Doctor, Zagreus] - Complete
Oh Dear, the World's About to End reviews
Finding a good breakfast in all of time and space should be easy, right? {{Part of the Ginger Chronicles fanfilm continuity.}}
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11 - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
Sometimes, even the Doctor forgets who she is. {{Drabble set in Doctor Who: The Ginger Chronicles fanfilm continuity.}}
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
Jamboree reviews
It's the party of the millennium. And you- yes, you - are invited. Featuring everyone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
Foaly's Diary reviews
The diary of a paranoid and slightly carrot-mad centaur. Set during Lost Colony.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Butler, Foaly, Mulch D., Trouble K. - Complete
First Encounters of the Koboi Kind reviews
Things that go bump... in the laboratory.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Opal K. - Complete
Shootout reviews
Explosions, guns, and stylish combat suits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28 - Dorothy M./Ace, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Almost More Than Coincidence reviews
"Well, it probably doesn't mean anything." (Drabble)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Freeze reviews
It's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over and eats us. (Drabble)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Romana II, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Six Word Horror Story reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Side effects may include eyeballs being burnt out, faces being turned into gasmasks, and death by Weeping Angel.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8 - Complete
Stella Ignis reviews
The wardrobe is filled with clothes of every shape, size and fourth-dimensional impossibility and it half-looks like it's arranged by color, but if you tilt your head ever so slightly to the left, it's sorted by size, from XXXXXXL to something that a cat might wear, if said cat was the size of a pinhead. ((Part of 'The Ginger Chronicles' fanfilm continuity.))
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Complete
Fifteen Minutes reviews
Solving a murder mystery on a train? All in a day's work for the Doctor and Ace.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/25 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Calorification, Incineration, Carbonization, and Inflammation reviews
"Fighting the monsters can be so much easier when they're all in one place, don't you think?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Ghosts reviews
Time is different here. Won't you come visit? (Mild AU. Gabrielle/Luna/Fleur.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31 - [Fleur D., Gabrielle D., Luna L.] 7th Doctor - Complete
When the Wind Changes
There's a wind in the east, a mist coming in... like some-thing is brewing, about to begin... Only Time knows now what will lie in store... But I somehow feel that it's happened before...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19 - Dorothy M./Ace, Hex - Complete
The Tale of Mumblefingers
When you're a sentient, walking, talking scarecrow, there isn't much to do but adventure. Fortunately, in this world of magic and monsters, adventure is waiting behind every corner, probably to mug you and drag you off with it, whether you like it or not.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Published: 1/2
Spinning Through Space reviews
"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Rose, we've got work to do." SEASON ONE of CALVIN WHO. Now complete!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,284 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Dorothy M./Ace, Rose T., Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Born Again reviews
The Calvin Who Christmas Special. Very short, now with added explosions and swashbuckling.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Dorothy M./Ace, Rose T., Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Excuses, Excuses reviews
I have a really good reason for not being at school. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2014 - 4th Doctor, Romana II, OC - Complete
Some Scars (never heal) reviews
"Why?" he asked from between gritted teeth. She paused at his wrists. "Because it amuses me."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Kenspeckle G., Clarabelle - Complete
Royal reviews
There once was a boy who dreamt he was king.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
Level Complete reviews
AMY POND used SLAP. ELEVENTH DOCTOR has been INJURED FATALLY.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/24/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
A Place With Trees reviews
Six prompts, all written in under a minute. Doctor/Rose fluff and angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
They Think They're Wonderful reviews
Ten girls that never made it into the Doctor Who fanfiction archive. (Mercilessly mocking the clichès around here.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC, 12th Doctor - Complete
A Truly Romantic Story In Which Romana And The Doctor Improvise reviews
"What makes you think I'm going to seduce you?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Romana III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
and the darkness rained upon them reviews
And because he's Skulduggery, she believes him, even though she can't imagine how it possibly will be. It's 2008, and the world is ending. (Skulduggery and Valkyrie in the Year That Never Was)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Martha J., 11th Doctor, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Tale of the Silver Sphere reviews
In which Valkyrie fights zombies, jumps off railings, and is generally stupid and/or heroic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Majestic Tale (of a madwoman in a Dalek) reviews
This is just a bloody typical day. My friend's a Dalek, my other friends are divorcing, and the Dalek Parliament is pleading for my help. On top of all that, someone's blasting Carmen at top volume from her radio. Well, no one ever said being the Doctor was easy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] Dorothy M./Ace, 11th Doctor - Complete
One Shall LIVE- reviews
In which Dumbledore is annoying, and the true Prophecy is revealed at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Opposite Reactions reviews
"These, Martha Jones, are the colours of the universe!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2014 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Story of My Life (the Twentyish Lies remix) reviews
Dear Pond, You have asked me many times who I am. I believe it is about time I rectified this. Please choose from the following.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
He Probably Thought It Was Funny reviews
In which Danny meets a woman called Fred, who is annoyed at the Doctor for some reason. Speculation for Death in Heaven, spoilers for Dark Water.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Romana III, Danny P. - Complete
On the Dangers of Firing Arrows reviews
"Oh, I will miss it if it breaks," he responds. "It will have served me well. But there's no point on dwelling in the past. You must grip the new bow with both hands and enjoy it until either you or it expire."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
We Are The World reviews
"It was the Telethon when the Earth started caring. When people actually noticed that it was time for a change. When you amazing, amazing humans realized your full potential!" Written for the 2014 #Telethon7
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of a Year 7 Fangirl reviews
"Today I roped Jade into a detailed examination of every inch of the school, mapping out all the places that a TARDIS could possibly have landed, and where Sarah Jane could be lurking." Ten weeks in the life of a Whovian. Chalk graffiti, TARDIS crafting, many references, and shenanigans.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Complete
Missing You reviews
Forever is a long time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Old Friends reviews
"You've gotten younger!" she declared, pulling back and viewing him fully. "And you haven't aged even a bit!" he returned. "I know that's the type of thing your grandparents usually say, but... it's true."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Dorothy M./Ace, 11th Doctor - Complete
Pitch Perfect reviews
The universe always sings. You just have to listen to it in the right way.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - 1st Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
Blurred Lines reviews
The line between reality and fantasy is a thin one, and one that gets more and more blurred everyday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2014 - 9th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace, Romana II, OC - Complete
Wanderers in the 4th Dimension reviews
Calvin has a scarf. Susie has a nickname. The bus driver is annoyed with their flirting, and time's gone wibbly. Just a normal day, then.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2014 - 4th Doctor, Romana I., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Into the Vortex reviews
After a freak Dalek attack, the Doctor and Rose are sucked into a vortex... which sends them to an alternate universe? Teaming up with a insane fangirl that gets knocked out 5 times a day, extreme Monty Python references and a rock, they must stop the aliens crossing over between the 's just another one of THOSE days...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., OC - Complete
Cause We're the Fangirls reviews
Because no one likes Reinette. Steven Moffat recieves a visit by a group of singing, homicidal fangirls just as he's finishing his Doctor Who script. Just a bit of fun. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
And a Staff Choir Singing Out of Key reviews
My Christmas Special! A parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Beware... includes an overly happy McGongall, insanely persistent Dumbledore, and an evil plot by our Golden Trio. Merry Christmas, Fanfiction! Oneshots part of a larger story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Minerva M.
Welcome to HogTV reviews
After Dumbledore is sacked, Hermione and the Twins create a new way to annoy Umbridge. With a pair of master pranksters and one very smart cookie, Hogwarts had better look out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Stayin' Alive reviews
Artemis Fowl is infected with a strange disease that makes him afraid of his friends. Not to mention the fact that he can shapeshift. So, how can they cure him? Why is he in the Amazon? And is Opal Koboi behind all this? ON HIATUS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Artemis F., Foaly
Foalette reviews
Foalette. Rings a bell? It should. Foalette is Foaly's long-lost sister, and Foaly doesn't even know about her! Just as well, they might start arguing. Please read AFTER Blood Brothers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Blood Brothers reviews
The bridge between centaur and centaur. Brothers. Ah, there's nothing like 'em.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Foaly, Chiron - Complete
Jolly HollyDay reviews
I just had this crazy idea for a Artemis Fowl SongFic. I crossed a Mary Poppins song with Artemis Fowl and this is what I got. Hope you enjoy it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Mill Again reviews
This is a pretty straightforward story. You can probably guess where the characters fit in. I just couldn't get this idea out of my head. Comment! Subscribe!
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kate W., Milligan - Complete
Alone reviews
Artemis Fowl the Second's worst nightmare.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My First Morph reviews
Holly's POV. Her first morph
Crossover - Animorphs & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Holly S. - Complete
The Death of Opal Koboi reviews
Speculation for the Last Guardian. (Turns out that I was sort of right!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Opal K. - Complete
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