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Joined 05-16-03, id: 385717, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
Author has written 57 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Angel Sanctuary, Naruto, Seimaden, Tokyo Babylon, Bleach, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

aka the Lazy Author.

My profile has not been updated in a while. coughcoughtwoyearscoughcough I do still actively write faniction but I write almost exclusively for livejournal and honestly, I'm a lazy bitch. I will attempt to update more often however and from there on, who knows. A little basic data about me though.

Name(s): El, Bitter, Mich'

Sex: Yes please. Oh...wait. Female. _

Age: Old enough to know better. (31)

My (Old) Fandoms: aka "Stuff I've written for"

Naruto, GodChild/Count Cain, Tokyo Babylon/X1999, Bleach, Angel SanctuarySeimaden


Unfortunately, I've pretty well fallen out of the anime sub-culture. In other words, my soul has been eaten wholly and completely by a far more addictive crack known as Transformers. For almost a year, I've written nothing but TF and I don't think there's ever any going back to my old fandoms. (sorry)

Beware, I am a slasher and a lot of the fics you'll see here will be about Giant Alien Robots macking on one another. That is to say if they had genders, I'd write them as male/male. You have been warned. XP

The condensed list of TF pairings I adore/ship: (in no particular order)

Hound/Mirage

Jazz/Mirage

Swindle/Smokescreen

Inferno/Red Alert

Ratchet/Wheeljack

Prowl/Jazz

Skyfire/Starscream

Sunstreaker/Sideswipe/Bluestreak

Sunstreaker/Bluestreak

Ironhide/Chromia

But I'll read/write just about anything if properly motivated. XP I write anything from the crackiest fluff to horrible, soul-wrenching dark fic so just bear with me because I've got a head full of crazy mechs and a barrel full of rabid plot bunnies and who KNOWS where it's going to lead me next!

-El

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Living With Autobots by Dinogrrl reviews
Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/7/2007
I Must Be Insane by anime fearie reviews
My version of how Reno came to be aTurk.Most tend to peg Reno as the poor little slum boy that managed to impress Shinra or Tseng enough to be let into the Turks.He is in fact one of the Turk's worst enemies and one of the trickiest villans to catch.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,953 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Ranger Rendezvous by willwrite4fics reviews
BeachHead, CoverGirl, Stalker all head to Fort Benning for Ranger Rendezvous, a week long event. Mystery, romance, comedy and angst. I hope this story has EVERYTHING! Some adult situations. BH/CG Beach must decide if he wants this relationship. Thanks!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,130 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Inkblots by Fever Dream reviews
The man becomes the mask. Walter Kovacs transforms himself into Rorschach, using street justice to battle the demons of his past. His extremist right-wing ideology and unrelenting nature drive him to risk everything. Interlocking vignettes. One-shot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Beach's Honey Buns by willwrite4fics reviews
Challenge fic, idea by Karama9. She'll be posting her version later. Honey on a character and taken off the character in an entertaining and unusual manner. Beach/CoverGirl Honey. Lots of it. Some cursing. ONE SHOT.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
A Book By Its Cover by mossley reviews
Flint's bluster never impressed Lady Jaye, so how did they end up together? A little bit of everything – action, adventure, angst, humor, romance. Marvel Comics-based, Flint/Lady Jaye and some Scarlett/Snake Eyes. Finished!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,126 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Lady Jaye, Flint - Complete
Breath on the Embers by ItalicsInIndigo reviews
As the sixth year of Sekiraku ends, Youko still has more troubles than she'd like with running the kingdom of Kei. With Kou in utter chaos and a struggling country of her own, she must still find a way to address the troubles of the heart. Mild YxK
Twelve Kingdoms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,376 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Late Night Mistakes by CasusFere reviews
Blades and Slingshot hate each other. But sometimes, things don't work out quite the way you expect them to... Violence, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Blades, Slingshot - Complete
Noblesse Oblige by rageai reviews
G1. Mirage's life as a young Tower mech is perfect, as far as he's concerned. That is, until his father decides it's time for him to get a personal attendant. Life with the most unusual mech he's ever met is certain to require a bit of adjustment. Slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mirage, Jazz
Ties that Bind by CasusFere reviews
Rodimus Prime is having trouble adjusting to his new position, but Ultra Magnus is there to help. Unfortunately, Springer gets the wrong impression. Ultra MagnusxRodimusxSpringer. One shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Everything's Not Lost by Amphytrion reviews
This story is post Neo Sapian war and details the events surrounding Alec's return and his thoughts about it as well as his reunion with Maggie. More detailed explanation before the story. Alec/Maggie. Please read and review! Thanks.
Exosquad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Snowed In by ryagelle reviews
A blizzard strands Ratchet and the Lamborghini Twins in the mountains, with unexpected results. December contest winner on LiveJournal, G1, slash, unrelated to TtH or CC. It all belongs to HasTak, and I make no profit from it. Here ya go, whiner. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
The Beginning by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
Kakashi saw something that night. And his whole perspective changed. ok... now it is a blatantly KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Moonshadow by Idenna reviews
‘He’s twitching again, that manic nervous shudder that starts behind his eyes and works its way down his spine…’ Shortish, introspective Michael oneshot.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Michael, Lucifer - Complete
Antagonize by Jinhito reviews
If you keep digging in old unkempt gardens, you're bound to find something nasty sooner or later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Silent Blade: Hunter by Isolde1 reviews
The way of the ninja is shrouded in shadows and mysteries. But some secrets are not meant to be unveiled, as Kakashi painfully discovers, when he pries into something he probably should not have. [Book 1, KakaIru] COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Got Your Nose! by Ilandere reviews
Naruto deems it his responibility to provoke a reaction out of Sai. But why do things always seem to back fire? SaiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
First Kisses by Nezuko reviews
Seven year old Kakashi's tired and on his way home from a mission when he comes across a lost toddler in the forest. Can three year old Iruka get the better of the future Copy Nin and his sensei, the future Yondaime?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bloodstains by sharingank reviews
To gain something, you must be willing to give something up in return...Itachicentric oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Growth by Hiasobi reviews
Strange what a little height can change. [ taller, stronger, older] HitsuHina.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Web Spinner by sharingank reviews
Sometimes, the sinner is offered redemption in a way he never expected...KakaXAnko with some really twisted KakaXRin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Anko M., Kakashi H.
Bachelor Party by Kilerkki reviews
Konoha's Yellow Flash doesn't often get drunk. But when his team finally struggles up over the hill to find him, he's hard at work on putting the third sheet to the wind. [Oneshot, Team Yondaime]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
At the edge of the ocean by hercat reviews
An Iruka centric series about stories and friendship. Each chapter posted complete and independent. Series not yet finished
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto World Facts of Life by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
A collection of drabbles based around certain concepts and ideas of the Naruto-world. Herein lay humor and angst and Gai knitting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
Hidden Truths by meleth78 reviews
Iruka confronts Kakashi regarding his role in Sasuke's disappearance. Truths are revealed, angry words exchanged.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005
Friends by meleth78 reviews
Kakashi and Iruka discover what's underneath the underneath. Set in the current manga timeline, Naruto has just returned, 2.5yrs later. Spoilers for Ch246.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2005
Another Day, Another Life by YaoiKitten reviews
Cain is surprised when he and the new transfer student, Riff, seem to have a strange yet familiar connection. Then they both begin to have dreams of a time centuries ago where Riff and Cain knew each other. Lots of drama, romance, violence and sex.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,047 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004
Confidence by turtledonkey27 reviews
Iruka needs the confidence to tell Kakashi how he feels. Shounen-ai, KakaIru. He did it, now what? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
Fingerprints on Glass by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers up to and including the Chuunin Exams. Set two years preseries. Kabuto visits Kakashi's hospital bed with the intention of studying the Copy Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unspoken Whispers by Isolde1 reviews
Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart. Because the unspoken words are often the most important. [Complete, yaoi, light IruOC, KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Night Under Cover by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Like the title says (in both senses of "under cover".) One-shot PWP. First published over at Sakura-Crisis.net's fanworks section.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Complete
No One Will Ever Call Me Sweet Heart by Aoikami Sarah reviews
As Iruka tells him, Naruto is not truly alone, but one rainy day the boy struggles with his loneliness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Complete
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The Distances Between reviews
IDW: Prowl and Springer: Two very different sides to the same coin. What happens when they stop trying to tear into one another and discover how small the distance is between love and hate? Prowl/Springer. Written for the tformers100: War Table on LJ
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Prowl, Springer
The Pain of Leaving reviews
IDW: Prowl and Springer spend time together before Springer and the Wreckers ship out for Garrus-9 and find themselves reluctant to say goodbye. Springer/Prowl tie-in story to 'The Distances Between'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Prowl, Springer - Complete
Walk a Mile in His Shoes reviews
After watching Silverbolt fall from the sky, Hot Spot spends a day with the Aerialbots and gets an interesting look into their team dynamic and makes a few new friends in the process. Pre-slash Silverbolt/Hot Spot. Written for tf rare pairing comm's Augu
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hot Spot, Silverbolt - Complete
The Weariest of Souls reviews
IDW: Optimus is feeling the weight of leadership and Ironhide helps him to relax and gain some perspective. Slash Optimus Prime/Ironhide. Written for tf rare pairing comm's August 2011 challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Bonds of Trust reviews
A story from Soundwave's point of view about the night the Decepticon army made itself known to Cybertron and the lengths he will go through for a mech he can finally be loyal to. Possible trigger material BDSM/Branding Please, heed the warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Same Time Next Week? reviews
It's Wednesday, Smokescreen's least favorite night of the week and that means it's time for group therapy. crack!fic. mentions of cross-faction/xeno and multiple pairings. Again: crack!fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Smokescreen - Complete
Home reviews
Mirage losing sleep and is worried about his future with Hound now that the war is finally coming to a close. G1: AU Hound/Mirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Finally Free? reviews
Megatron is finally free of Ratchet and his poisonous influence. But if this is freedom, why doesn't it feel more fulfilling and less hollow? Implied Megatron/Ratchet Chara Death and spoilers for Marvel/Botcon comics
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Megatron, Ratchet - Complete
Martial Pacifism reviews
IDW: The birth of a friendship between Drift and Perceptor and an understanding as very different mechs begin to come to terms with the fact that some truths are universal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Perceptor, Drift
Old Mechs and New Tricks reviews
Ani: The last thing they'd expected to find on this little mud-ball was a flame that had guttered-out long ago. That's what they both told themselves, but the reality was far more complicated. Ultra Magnus/Ratchet Warnings: Old mechs getting it on!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Ratchet - Complete
Spark of Frustration reviews
IDW: What he thought was going to be a relaxing evening was turning into something much more drawn-out and frustrating. Slash/Kink Sentinel Prime /Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Prowl, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Hardest to Bear reviews
G1: His shoulders were too young to bear the grief of an entire gestalt. Silverbolt has to learn how to handle the fallout of their creator's deaths Post '86 movie. Aerialbots centric with a dash of Hot Spot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Silverbolt, Hot Spot
Primary Functions reviews
Ani: A mech can't go against his primary function and some promises just can't be easily kept. Ratchet and Omega Supreme introspective piece.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ratchet, Omega Supreme - Complete
Poison reviews
G1: Soundwave knew things were not right between he and Megatron. But when Megatron comes to him, how can he say no? Megatron/Soundwave Some Dom/Submission and use of alt-mod for self-stimulation. Written for M E challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Seducer's Seduction reviews
IDW: There were few things Sentinel Prime hated more than breaking in a new aide-de-camp but Prowl certainly showed some potential. Sentinel/Prowl Written for M E Challenge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Prowl, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Won't You Join Me? reviews
G1: In the world of Special Ops, it's often kill or be killed. Or in the case, spy or be spied upon. Neither of which Mirage minds all that much, but a little warning would've been nice. Jazz/Mirage with voyeuristic themes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Jazz, Mirage - Complete
Patience: Now and Forever reviews
G1: When Hound committed to this relationship, he knew things would not be easy. With trouble and uncertainty beginning to plague his relationship with Mirage, the scout comes to learn the true depth of his patience. Hound/Mirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Types of Love reviews
G1: There are many types of love. The love of a brother, of friends and of a lover. Some are fulfilling, some bittersweet but all are essential in this crazy thing we call living. Because without love, what would be the point?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Long is the Night reviews
IDW: Deep in the night, when shadows and doubts weigh on the soul, Prowl finds himself pulled towards the moment of his fallen leader Sentinel Prime. Once there, a long overdue process is started and insight is given in the most unexpected of places.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Lesson in Restraint reviews
Ani: The introduction of the Elite Guard into the Autobot's lives is often chaotic at best but sometimes the strangest bonds are forged in the most unusual of circumstances. Prowl/Jazz Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Responsibility reviews
Ani: It is so easy to shift the blame away from yourself and in the wake of Elita 1's 'death', Optimus and Sentinel Prime find themselves standing on opposite sides of a conflict that threatens to ruin their friendship forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime - Complete
A Gift from Primus, my Aft! reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
With Friends Like These reviews
G1: Driven by mutual greed, Smokescreen and the Combaticon Swindle form an uneasy alliance which evokes some memories better left buried and in the past. Cross-faction Slash Swindle/Smokescreen
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Smokescreen, Swindle - Complete
Surrender reviews
Movie: Trapped in a dark cell, caught between reality and hellish memories, the Autobot known as Prowl learns the truth measure of love and hate. Dark and Violent. 'Cons being 'cons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
In Unexpected Places reviews
G1: Sometimes the thing you want the most is right under your nose and sometimes you find them in the most unexpected of places. Slash: Red Alert/Inferno, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Shocking Revelations reviews
G1: Inferno learns something new about Red Alert everyday. Unfortunately, he wasn't expecting this particular revelation, and it's consequences, to come up in the middle of interfacing. Slash: Inferno/Red Alert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
To Relieve the Suffering of his Brother reviews
G1: In a war-torn world, the bonds of brotherhood are forged in pain and suffering. But for Ratchet and Wheeljack, that bond and loyalty extends beyond their everyday duties.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Mine reviews
G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Burning the Midnight Oil reviews
G1: In the midnight hours, certain Autobots are awake and finding ways to get through the night.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Prowl, Chip C. - Complete
Who's your Daddy? reviews
G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Grimlock - Complete
Ashes reviews
On the eve of leaving for the human world, Rangiku tries to fully come to terms with her feelings for Gin and harden her heart only to find it's surrounded in ash rather then she ice she had hoped. GinRan and a hint of HitsuRan.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
The Longest Night reviews
Lives are altered and shattered in the wake of Sound's attack on Konoha. Sometimes, a relationship isn't all happy smiles and kisses. Genma and Raidou learn this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Nothing reviews
Seishirou had been warning Subaru all along but the boy just didn't pay attention. OneShot
Tokyo Babylon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Lazy Days reviews
In the lazy days of summer, Kiba and Akamaru relax in a sundappled field with nothing but the sunlight and....fleas to keep them company? Kiba and Akamaru fic with some ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
No Sweeter Hell reviews
Nothing cuts quite so deep as rejection and Zadei comes to the disheartening realization that Tetei can never love him so long as Laures is still alive to string him along. ZadeiTetei OneShot set preTitan
Seimaden - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Zadei, Tetiyus - Complete
Though the Cold Wind Blows reviews
Iruka hates winter, as does Kakashi. But on a cold winter's night when Kakakashi shows up on Iruka's doorstep half frozen, both learn that sometimes just being together can make even the worst of winter's fury bearable. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blind Man's Bluff reviews
For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Bathtime Madness reviews
Sometimes, you just can't win, Iruka discovers. With a lover like Hatake Kakashi, anything can happen and even the sweetest of gestures can become complicated [OneShot KakaIru] No warnings, just good clean fun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Playing Our Parts reviews
Itachi reflects on Sasuke and gives a glimpse at his method behind the madness. An introspective piece on Itachi and his views on his brother and his clan. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orokanaru Otouto reviews
In a time where his innocence remained intact and his worship for his brother whole, Sasuke discovers that maybe his older brother cares for him after all. Or maybe he's just being foolish. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simple Promises reviews
Throughout their lives, Genma and Raidou have been together through thick and thin. Each leans upon the other in their time of need and is ready to catch the other should they stumble along the path of their lives. GenFic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
A Touch of Velvet reviews
There is more to Umino Iruka then meets the eye. A core of steel lays beneath that sweet and seemingly innocent exterior and the soft façade of velvet wrapped around the iron fist is thin enough to see at points. Minor Kakashi Iruka Hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
After the Rains reviews
A night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Scars reviews
Uchiha Sasuke could never be considered the sanest of children and as he picks at the wounds from his past hoping it will leave him a physical reminder of his brother's sins, the young Avenger comes to cherish his last 'gift' from Itachi Angsty Drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
No Regrets reviews
The legend of the Great Green Beast of Konoha and the infamous Copynin Hatake Kakashi are wellknown tales in Konoha. When a young Gai challanges Kakashi to a duel, the legend began and neither have ever found reason to regret it. Drabbleish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Vacation Hell reviews
A mixup with tanning oil instead of sunscreen leaves Kakashi sunburned and at the mercy of Iruka's more playful and mischievous side as the Copynin gets a view of just what a hellion Iruka would have been like in his younger years. KakaIru Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Come the Morning reviews
In the dark of night, even the strongest of men can crumble and it is only after one has shattered that the pieces can be put back together again. Dark Angsty KakaxIru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fall reviews
When they said fools fall in love, Iruka had been pretty certain it wasn't meant to be literal. Too bad Hatake Kakashi never did anything the traditional manner. Fluffy KakaxIru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Icha Icha Love! reviews
True Love means giving porn, right? Companion to Icha Icha Panic! Fluffy not so drabblesized KakaxIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Icha Icha Panic! reviews
Sometimes there's only so far an obsession can go until it becomes unhealthy as Iruka discovers the hard way. Fluffy KakashixIruka drabble brought on by Crack Bunnies and amusing conversations with Demondreams
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Strawberry Contemplations reviews
Having been caught outside of Iruka's apartment with a bag full of ramen and strawberries, Kakashi has to think fast to throw off Team Seven's snooping curiosity. KakaxIru SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
They're Meant To Be Broken, Right? reviews
Iruka receives a late birthday gift from Kakashi and breaks a few cardinal rules in the meantime. Pure Kakashi x Iruka Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Sweetest Taste reviews
An unsettling confrontation between Katan and Lucifer give a dark insight into the inner workings of the purest and most debauched of Angels in all of Heaven. Implied Katan Rociel and not so implied Katan Lucifer.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Lucifer, Katan - Complete
Making It Right reviews
Kurt helps out things into perspective for a grieving Scott and has an interesting interlude with Ororo that knocks things out of perspective for the both of them
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Storm, Cyclops - Complete
Nobody's Perfect reviews
In the dark of the night, Ororo finds comfort in the routine of an unlikely friend and confidant in Kurt Wagner
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/21/2003
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