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Joined 03-27-12, id: 3858454, Profile Updated: 07-12-12
Author has written 18 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, Big Bang Theory, Rocky Horror, Harry Potter, Wizard of Oz, Legend of Korra, Labyrinth, and Beauty and the Beast.

Hi!!! Welcome! (It has what it isn't...a baffling paradox spoken by me trying to outdo my creative writing teacher...that's what I get, I suppose. Don't ask me to explain, I'm not Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, Ph.D. :3)

Anywho, I've been reading fanfics for years, and I've been writing for years also...just never had the time or courage to post on someplace like ff.net.

PLEASE NOTE: As everything is obviously my interpretation, sometimes charries will be OOC, and sometimes things just will not make sense. If you don't like logical mistakes, then please don't read, because I can't stick to a plot to save my life, and I know a lot of what I write isn't believable. I try hard to keep things realistic, but sometimes, the imagination goes insane. :D

Ships: (A totally inconclusive/incomplete list:)

Shenny/Lenny/HowardXXBernadette (BBT) [Only like well-written Shenny fanfic-wise; I could never see them together on the show]

Erik/Christine (POTO)

Raoul/Drowning in Erik's Lair (POTO)

Harry/Ginny (HP)

Ron/Hermione (HP)

Hermione/Fred (HP)

Wesley/Buttercup (Princess Bride)

Tiva (NCIS)

McAbby (NCIS)

AAML (Pokemon)

Bella/Edward (Twilight) [all canon Twilight couples, although I am fond of Jacob/Seth, because of one fic I wrote a few years ago. Don't judge]

Robin/Starfire (DC universe) [most canon comics pairings, unless someone can provide me with evidence for another unorthodox pairing]

Sookie/Bill or Sookie/Eric (Southern Vampire Mysteries) [depends on where the story is taking place in correlation to the books]

Kataang, Maiko, Sukka/Tokka, Makorra, Bosami, Irosami, Linzin, Pemzin, and more (A:TLA and LoK)

As seen, I am mostly a canonist. But, as I said, if I can be shown evidence for an alternate pairing, and the fic is well-written, I will be willing to read and accept different couples.

Hmm, enough about my fanfic interests...I am a country girl (love country music, live and work on a farm), I sing, I act, and I love reading and watching films. I sing soprano in my church choir and in my school choir. Self-taught soprano and proud of it! :) I got the lead in the school play with zero acting experience, and it went well except for two missed lines, whispered to me urgently by my castmates. Reading is of course one of my great loves, and films are wonderful inspiration. I don't like 'space films', nor do I enjoy 'war films'. I am absolutely in love with Johnny Depp! ;)

Favorite music: Broadway, country (Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Tim McGraw, Luke Bryan, Jake Owen, Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, Keith Urban,and many more), classical, oldies (Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, the Four Tops, the Association, etc.), Celtic, Alternative, and some modern stuff (Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry, David Guetta, Pitbull, Bruno Mars, etc.) I like Nightwish; I've been converted.

Favorite films: Titanic, Phantom of the Opera, King Kong (1933), Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Dodgeball, The Nutcracker Prince, The Princess Bride, Harry Potter (all films), The Proposal, all Lon Chaney silent films

Favorite musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, Jersey Boys, Wicked, RENT, Sweeney Todd, Oliver!, Cats, Starlight Express

Please enjoy my stories. Please don't be too terribly harsh (I do have a Grammar Nazi that takes care of that for me). If there's a mistake, let me know, and I'll do my best to fix it so everyone's happy.

If you leave me a review, virtual cookies and Sheldon-hugs for all! If you have an idea for a story continuing one of my one shots that you think I should try, PM me! I'll give any idea a try!

Have a wonderful day! :D

DISCLAIMER: I do not own or claim to own any of the characters, places, products, or situations used in my stories. If I use songs, I am not obviously the artist, and I am not trying to claim the song is mine. Nothing is mine. All I own is my imagination and my laptop. If anyone would like additional disclaimers in my stories, please tell me, and I will add as many as are needed. Thanks!

UPDATE: So, uh, my flash-drive with all my in-progress stuff broke. FML. But I kinda remember most of it, so no worries, I'll fix it! And I sort of lost my muse. Which sucks, because now most of my writing isn't as good as my previous stuff. I'm trying to get back into it, but it's not going so well. But I'm trying for you, my favorite, lovely readers! :)

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Winterthorn by ladyrose837 reviews
Sequel to "Last Chance Before the Dawn". In the height and depth of Winter in Boston, a young woman is once again confronted with her past, and her betrothed, who just happens to be a fearsome Goblin King. (Warning: Rating will range from T to M.)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sarah, Jareth
The La Mancha Stratagem by LANIKI reviews
Sheldon Cooper chose to follow Don Quixote's plan for his life, including only loving pure and chaste from afar. That is, until a beautiful blonde woman moved in across the hall and changed everything. Including his life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,590 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Korrabook by oh-the-linsanity reviews
"What do you mean I've been...banned?" /complete
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Guarding Sarah by SpyGirl1969 reviews
Jareth assigns a goblin to watch over Sarah.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Vacant by cmsully reviews
Jareth could only watch sadly as his beloved Champion fought to try and save herself. Songfic *song used: 'Vacant' by Dream Theater* Rated T to be safe. WARNING: Not a happy story... even more so if you have 'Vacant' playing as you read.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sheldon Discovers TV Tropes by Jane Poirot reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. God have mercy on us all.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Sheldon Swifties: I Green finch and linnet bird by regertz reviews
Summary: Like my Immortal Beloved bits in my Buffyverse stories, these are fragments and short bits, some longer…Just to fiddle with ideas, possibly forming longer tales later. I present two versions of the scene here…
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012
What They Wanted by Axelrocks reviews
AU 3x08. What if Leonard didn't go to the meteor shower with Howard and Raj? What if Penny knows this and still called for Sheldon to help?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Familiar Face by tiedwithblackribbon reviews
ONE SHOT. E/C Of course. Erik takes Christine through the mirror in a desperate attempt for acceptance. No fluff. DARK with hints of Horror.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Black Roses by Angels-Protegee reviews
"Jealousy is as powerful as any narcotic, you see, and when it consumes you so utterly, it can make you lose your mind...it can make you do things you'd never believed yourself capable of."
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Only Human by flutflutflyer reviews
After Korra's near-death by Tarrlok's hand, Mako understands that she's not invincible: She's only human. Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
The Gravitational Dynamism Revelation by Amputation reviews
THE REWRITE! It started with a song played far above Sheldon's acceptable decibel levels. Sheldon/Penny Slightly AU from the season 4 episode The Roommate Transmogrification.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,267 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Saltwater Room by Thegoblinqueen1998 reviews
She was drunk, and he was lonely. Short songfic. Don't own anything aside from my imagination. PLEASE review! :D T for language
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Strawberry Lipgloss Anomaly by jedimasterathena reviews
Sheldon helps Penny with some spring cleaning and it doesn't end there. Cute and short. Oneshot SHENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
What Howard Thinks by supercave reviews
But in no friggen universe is Leonard not a dick. He's got snide and spiteful on lock down, but you know, whatever, Howard doesn't judge. A very short story about Howard's not so fragile thoughts on his friends.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Twelve by ClaudiaRain reviews
Everyone has them, those turning points where life can go one way or another. Penny couldn't consciously identify hers, but if she could, she'd have been surprised at the events that led her exactly where she was supposed to be. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Out of Tea by Leotron reviews
Sheldon's out of tea, Penny has a hangover, and an accidental collision leads to a discarded shirt and nothing to help either one of their problems.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
What Makes You Beautiful by ReginaCaelum reviews
Or, in which Mako learns Korra is the only woman in the Four Nations who DOESN'T want to be treated like a princess. Makorra one-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Sneaky Little Thoughts by Orrick reviews
Penny sees Sheldon in his maid outfit and Sheldon is convinced she was checking him out. But that's absurd. She would NEVER check Sheldon out...would she? Spoilers for The Hawking Excitation.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Way It Should Have Been by BaronessBlixen reviews
An AU for the pilot. Just a short one-shot. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Lost by muaaimoi reviews
In which History is a long, long time to miss each other. A few almost's that could have been a lot further back than you think. S/P love as always R&R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Sexy Suit Conundrum by It'sElementaryMyDearWatson18 reviews
Set during 3x18. The Scene where Penny and Sheldon go suit shopping. Need I say more? One-Shot. Rated K for a little language. Sheldon/Penny if you squint .
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Right Man by Flyteh reviews
Penny dropped Sheldon's hand as if it were one of Howard's g-strings... Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Do You Despise Me? by none sorry reviews
Erik asks Christine a simple question, "Do you despise me?"
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Pinch by muaaimoi reviews
Waiting tables on St.Patrick's Day can be a pain in the butt. Literally. Fortunately for Penny Sheldon's willing to help. Happy St. Patrick's Day! Enjoy S/P love!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Probable Infectious Premise by Trisha Uchiha reviews
There is a bug going around Pasadena and Sheldon tires as hard as he can to prevent from catching it but when Penny gets sick he steps up and takes care of her just as she did when he was ill. One-Shot. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Said I Wouldn't Call by Trelweny Rosephoenixwolf reviews
songfic. After movie only. Music & feelings traverse the immeasurable distance between two pained hearts to show they aren't as distant as believed. Jareth/Sarah ONESHOT
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Lotte,the Phans and a time traveling iPad by Little Luxa reviews
Two crazy phans/best friends set off with their friend Lotte; a moody musical genius to the Opera house to meet the phantom, with the help of the time traveling iPad that they built. How will the 2 geniuses get along? Will there be romance in the opera?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 81,827 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Blissful Ignorance by Frostfyre reviews
He promised to be there for her when her world fell down. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Taking Action by shadowdweller25 reviews
Penny's obsession with Age of Conan is keeping him from sleep. He has to take action.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Thunderstorm Romance by ASummerBreeze reviews
Sarah has had a long-standing relationship with thunderstorms her entire life. A one shot fluff story, J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Just A Kiss by Miss Nostalgia reviews
She pulled apart and whispered to his ear, "Let's do this right Freddie." Not a songfic, but was inspired by the title. Creddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
Hyacinth Girl by Disguise of Carnivorism
Jareth tells Toby a story.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Goblin King, Cure for the Common Cold by Scribblesnstuff reviews
Oh the interesting things that happen when Sarah Williams, feverish and congested, runs out of tissues.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
An Act of Contrition by michellemybelle25 reviews
Erik finds out Christine's plan to leave him and spins her a tale of horror.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
How Wonderful Life Is: a parody by Dreadfulfaerie reviews
A oneshot parody of Moulin Rouge, Labyrinth style.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
When She Puts Bowie On by startraveller776 reviews
Sarah has music for every mood. But when she puts Bowie on, I know she's thinking of him. A Toby perspective on SARETH.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Jareth, The Fisherman by BewilderedFemale reviews
Though reluctant at first; Jareth finds out just how much fun fishing can really be. Rated T, but has suggestive themes.-One shot
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Ancient Law by FromMyBackyard reviews
There are some rules even the Goblin King cannot break. One-shot. Edited and re-posted.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Corners Of The Universe by wincasters reviews
"Ah, yes," Jareth murmured. "I've been reduced to a spot of wind, have I? And to think I used to be your dearest companion. You used to confide in me. And now I've been delegated to shifting the curtains and mussing your hair." AU Jareth/Sarah.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
First by AlbinoWhisper reviews
First came the blush. Second came the smile. Third came the admiration. Fourth came the realization. Fifth came the exhaustion. Sixth came the sunlight. Seventh came eternity. SarahxJareth ONESHOT. R&R please!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Healing by Ismira Daugene reviews
Battered and bruised from an attack, Sarah calls out to the only being she can think of who would help her.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Your teddy bear by lonegungal17 reviews
Sheldon buys Penny a special teddy bear. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Penny's Nightmare by lonegungal17 reviews
Penny has a nightmare and Sheldon stays the night with her. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: A Labyrinthine Retelling by gabriellejoya reviews
He was the beast, cold and cruel, and she the beauty, trapped in his gilded cage for all eternity. Little did he know, her will was as strong as his. The tale of Beauty & the Beast entwined with Labyrinth. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,343 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Hands Off, Hatter! by Niphuria reviews
While adjusting to her new world Alice falls ill. The Queen's doctor doesn't trust Tarrant to care for her properly. How will he do? Fluff, mainly.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Beethoven Bond by immortalbeloved13 reviews
The unlikeliest of bonds forms over a shared interest in The Maestro
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Simon Says by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ "Simon says that he likes me." "Alert the media." "Simon also says that you like me." "Apparently, Simon says a lot." "Yeah...So, what do you say, Derek?"
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Fairest by Heist reviews
A spell cast. A favor sealed in blood. Beware the bargains you make with the Labyrinth. A dark retelling of a classic fairytale. Resurrected and reposted.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Jareth's Prize by Gemkat5 reviews
Sarah may have won the challenge, but she couldn’t resist the thrill of the game. Returning to the Labyrinth behind Jareth’s back, she made up her own game with her own rules, until the rules changed and there was nowhere for her to run except to Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Potted Orchid Proposition by R.J. Anderson reviews
Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Rescue by Jade24 reviews
He could be awkward, and he could be a prick, but she never expected to one day find this side to him. S/P fluffy love love Enjoy!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
These Goblin Dreams by wingedraksha reviews
Six years ago, Sarah Williams went Underground. She never really came out. Sarah/Jareth, oneshot for now.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Innocent Angel by Erik'sangel527 reviews
Erik kidnaps Christine from her home and takes on the difficult quest of getting her to love him the way he does her. They will both have to learn to trust each other. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,848 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
First Date by Mandy du Barrie reviews
Sarah wonders why she's all alone on a Friday night when strange things begin to happen. How did that picture get on her ceiling, and since when are crystals a dating service! J/S One-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
In the Flesh by AchrenDuaite reviews
Sarah's been having some frustrating dreams. A nocturnal visitor leaves her at once surprised and delighted. One-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sakura ten'nyo reviews
Sarah's family has left her and now she's dying. Will she ever tell Jareth how she feels? JarethxSarah
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
A Surprise Visitor by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
A few misplaced words after a bad Valentines day date, and suddenly the Goblin King is spicing up Sarah's miserable day with a surprise visit. T rating with the slightest lean towards M...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
300 degrees Celsius by MrsVincentCrabbe reviews
ONESHOT. Penny has a little fun with Sheldon because she's cold, lonely, and amazingly on a ski vacation with the boys. Penny/Sheldon.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Erik Saves the Day by gravity01 reviews
A different take on Christine and Raoul's abusive relationship. RC and then EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Blue Christmas by Gemkat5 reviews
With her Holiday plans canceled Sarah is feeling sorry for herself. Jareth offers her her dreams one last time. Kind of depressing with a Jareth/Sarah happy ending.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Shimmer by poetzproblem reviews
A night at the theater. A private performance. A haunting encounter...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Gift That Keeps Giving by Lixxle reviews
COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Rescue by Chichuri reviews
Sometimes the princess doesn't want to be rescued. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
May the Bard Be With You by Mad Madame Me reviews
Acting really took off after Sarah discovered Shakespeare. Guess who else shares her obsession?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Please Come Home by Ying-Fa-dono reviews
Sarah is being pressured to grow up and forget about her time in the Labyrinth. Sadly, that proves hard when the Labyrinth is turned into a stage play, and Sarah's the star. Also, something wicked is going on in the Underground. What is wrong with Jareth?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,259 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Phantom of the Labyrinth by The-Flame-Faerie reviews
Jareth could understand her trying to grow up. He could comprehend her dating he never said he approved of it. But he couldn't understand, was her new obsession with some masked loon... ... Besides, he did masks better than that Erik fellow ever could.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Wind Cries Sarah by The-Flame-Faerie reviews
In the aftermath of the Labyrinth, The Goblin King Jareth could swear that even the elements were taunting him for his loss...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sarah's Boyfriend by Artemis Day reviews
Sarah hasn't had a boyfriend in four years. Karen keeps trying to set her up with single men. One Christmas, Sarah finds she can no longer take it and makes up a fake boyfriend. But what happens when Sarah's family wants to meet him? TwoShot SJ
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
Eros by StakeMeSpike04 reviews
Sarah calls for love, but who arrives? The man she has always and will always desire, but completely damaged. And she's entirely to blame. Based on the poem 'Eros' by Anne Stevenson.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Faking My Own Suicide by The-Flame-Faerie reviews
13 years have passed since Sarah ran the Labyrinth, and finally, Jareth is no longer bound to leave her. So, he goes to her, offering her himself once more. With Sarah's refusal, Jareth knows he must do something spectacular to capture her attention...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2007
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Diary Of An Erik by L'ange d'Erik reviews
A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2005
The Jareth Song by Diana reviews
Another crazy thing I wrote at 3 AM, humorous and totally silly... sung to 'the Tigger Song'
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2000 - Complete
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Just Like Ophelia reviews
Sarah has been driven mad by Jareth without him knowing and plans on drowning herself. Can the Goblin King save his future queen in time? Rated T for mentions of self-harm. Jareth/Sarah, of course. One-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
He Found Me reviews
Using The Fray's "You Found Me": Lin is severely injured during the war, and she knows she's almost out of time. Tenzin finds her before Equalist forces do. Sweet but sad Linzin. One-shot. One swear from Lin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
Insomnia reviews
Linzin, using Kenny Chesney's "Come Over": Lin can't sleep, is lonely, and is aching for Tenzin. She knows it's wrong. Will she give in to her temptation? T for mild Lin swearing; one-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
Burning for Her reviews
She said she would miss him the most. Why was it so hard for her to let go? And what happens when she doesn't come back? Oneshot.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Dorothy G., The Scarecrow - Complete
Edward's Fanmail reviews
Edward receives yet another fangirl letter, and Bella is fed up. A goofy oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Library Revelations reviews
Lame title, I know...Malfoy needs help, and when he wanders into the library, he ends up giving help instead. Dramoine kinda/sorta fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Easiest Decision Ever reviews
Bella has to choose between Edward and Jacob in the tent...her decision becomes very easy with a simple stupid comment. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What Hurts the Most reviews
A rainy day at the Opera reminds Erik of so much...of what he can't have...oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
My Heart Will Go On reviews
Using the song, yes...Erik is ready to hang himself, and Christine feels very guilty about leaving him. Will she get a chance to redeem herself? Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Horror and Grace reviews
A hopefully slightly different spin on the Beauty and the Beast story using our favorite masked 'beast' and the beauty we wish we all were...A very long oneshot.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Erik - Complete
Night Obsession reviews
Erik decides the time is right to steal Christine from her mundane life...away from people who don't appreciate her and will never love her the way he can. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Science Fiction Erik Creature reviews
Songfic to "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me" Erik and the gang are in Dr. Frank-n-Furter's lab, and they are the ones acting out Rocky Horror! Not to be taken seriously at all...One-shot, thank goodness.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Rocky, Christine - Complete
After the Kiss reviews
A brief snapshot of Erik and his feelings in his lair after Christine kissed him and left. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Death's Matrimony reviews
Erik and Christine are finally married, just like he's always wanted. Why does she resist him so? One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Death of a China Doll reviews
Erik is pleading once more with Christine to love him. This time, she doesn't receive the "pick me he goes free, pick him he dies" choice. Erik either has her alive by her choice – or dead by his. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Relationship Query reviews
Songfic using Jake Owen's "Alone With You". Sheldon wants to test his hypothesis that love exists. So he asks Penny. What happens next shocks him and her. Oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Need You Tonight reviews
Songfic to Lady A's Need You Now: Bella is really feeling the depression, and she needs her personal sun right now. Bella/Jacob angsty fluff! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Beauty Underneath reviews
Erik isn't ugly,but we all knew that;he just needs some reassurance...rated K for mention of death. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Erik - Complete