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Joined 03-28-12, id: 3859092, Profile Updated: 07-19-12
Author has written 9 stories for Sherlock.

my 'name' is kizzy "lovegood."I'm a high-functioning potterhead and a bit of a sociopath and I support chudley cannons and cupcake eating.

Some how I have not yet been hit by a rampaging Hippogriff,i want to write (I'm going to try and write more drabble now) and read fanfics.

I want to be a writer and write my own books but for now i will write (crap,try to make them good.) fanfics.yay.I no that you dont want to read about "standardize" cauldron thickness.!.I sill trying to do a dam Wronski Feint...now i am of to count my Chocolate Frog Cards.:).

Oh and I love eyes.(not eating them,it thats what your thinking.looking at them and (Trying to)drawing them.)When I was your age — about, ooh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little Sontarans. The Emperor Dalek's New Clothes. Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday, eh? All the classics!

TV taught me how to feel Now real life has no appeal(marina and the diamonds;ON NO

Me:hi.

someone:hi.

Me:That’s not what people normally say.

someone: er...What do people normally say.?.

me: "Piss off!"

someone:er...ok.(looks worryed.)

me:I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over. And I assume she scrubbed your floor, going by the state of her knees.

someone:(backing away.):ok.

me:stop thainking It's annoying... What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.

someone:well,er...i have to go.

me:GOT IT...Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: not just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but she can't have traveled more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.

someone runs off yelling:HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.!.

me:I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research...were did they go.?...That’s a bit unfortunate!


HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".


The thing about bunk beds...

They [twin beds] are the most stupid, the most perfidious, and the most dangerous invention in the world. Shame and a curse on who thought of them
Honoré De Balzac

The Doctor: No, bunk beds are cool! A bed, with a ladder! You can’t beat that!

Who do you think is right?


The Doctor: Now the question of the hour is, "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? [Pause] Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else I don't have: Anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly, little spaceship with all your silly, little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.

Young Kazran: It’s gonna eat us! The Doctor: Well, maybe we’re gonna eat it, but I don’t like the odds.

River: Careful. Tried that once. Ever so dull.

The Doctor: And one whacking great kick up the backside for the Silence! You just raised an army against yourself! And now, for a thousand generations, you'll be ordering them to destroy you every day. How fast can you run? Because today's the day the human race throw you off their planet. They won't even know they're doing it. I think, quite possibly, the word you're looking for right now is "Oops". Run! Guys, I mean us! Run!

IdrisThen you stole me. And I stole you.

The Doctor: (long pause) I borrowed you.

Idris: Borrowing implies the eventual intention to return the thing that was taken. What makes you think I would ever give you back?

The Doctor: Uh, Amy. This is... well... she’s my TARDIS. Except she’s a woman. She’s a woman, and she’s my TARDIS.Amy: She’s the TARDIS?The Doctor: And she’s a woman. She’s a woman, and she’s the TARDIS.Amy: Did you wish really hard?The Doctor: Shut up! Not like that.Idris: Hello, I’m... Sexy.The Doctor: Ohhh. (Pointing at Amy and Rory.) Still shut up!

The Doctor: Yes, it's insane. And it's about to get even more insanerer. Is that a word? Show yourself! Right now!

The Doctor: Rory, take Hitler and put him in the cupboard over there, now. Do it.Rory: Right. I'm putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard. C'mon.

Rory: What's wrong with you? What has she done to you?

The Doctor: Poisoned me, but I'm fine ... well, no. I'm dying. But I've got a plan.Amy: What plan?

The Doctor: ... Not dying! See? Fine.

The Doctor: Pantophobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything. Including pants, I suppose, in that case.

Craig: "Not Mum"? The Doctor: That’s you! "Also Not Mum", that’s me! And everybody else is [leans in to Alfie] "Peasants". That’s a bit unfortunate.

The Doctor: I stole your childhood and now I've led you by the hand to your death. But the worst thing is I knew. I knew this would happen. This is what always happens. Forget your faith in me. I took you with me because I was vain. Because I wanted to be adored. Look at you, glorious Pond. The Girl Who Waited for me. I'm not a hero. I really am just a madman in a box. And it's time we say each other as we really are. Amy Williams. It's time to stop waiting.


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62 things the Guardians of the Galaxy (mostly Star-lord) cannot do by theblonde2243 reviews
Inspired by 62 things the Avengers cannot do. Peter makes a list of things the Guardians shouldn't do. Even though the Guardians will do exactly those things again.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Panic Attack by NinjaDino721 reviews
"He thinks I'm just some stupid thing, he does!" Rocket hates being seen as an animal, a monster. But when things go awry, he is thrown into a series of panic attacks revealing a side to the relentless trigger-happy raccoon he had never wanted the others to see. Things can only go downhill from there as Rocket's past is thrust upon him once again. -Cover by poisonesspeanuts19
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,645 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Take My Pain Away by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
While stopping off for supplies, Peter is attacked by Ronan supports who recognise the infamous Star-Lord. Near death, it is left to the other guardians to take care of him. Fill for a prompt on the guardians kink meme.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Of calling your teammates names by RedHatMeg reviews
SPOILERS! Drax the Destroyer has a nasty habbit of calling Peter, Gamora, Rocket and Groot names.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Drax - Complete
Freak Show by Petchricor reviews
After escaping the facility Rocket joins a Freak Show, where he didn't feel out of place. However, he never quite felt he belonged there
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Rocket R., Groot - Complete
Crate by Petchricor reviews
Cell? No, no that wasn't right. Cage? No, that wasn't quite right either, it was too small. Wait a second...crate! Rocket gets captured and taken to a lab where he will be put to sleep. Can Quill get to him in time?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Pals by Illustriousgiraffe reviews
Rocket and Groot are a pair of inseparable friends, but how did they come to be that way? These are possible ways that a sentient tree and a psychotic raccoon met and became the best of friends. No pairings. Strictly movie-based.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Groot, Rocket R.
First Dates and Heart Rates by kalina16 reviews
Peter finally works up the nerve to ask Gamora on a date. Between obscenely fancy restaurants, meddling friends and terrorist attacks, it goes about as well at they expected.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Lead Me to Dreams by DjDangerLove reviews
Quill used to have nightmares, but by the time the Guardians of the Galaxy came to be, he thought he was done chasing them away. But Rocket has them, and Quill starts to wonder if nightmares ever really do go away. Friendship one-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Severing Ties by littlemsbookworm reviews
She does not want pity.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Gamora, Nebula - Complete
Rescue by Petchricor reviews
While passing through town the Guardians see a house that has caught on fire with a little girl inside. Rocket finds himself unable to just stand by
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Don't Make Me go Back by Petchricor reviews
When Rocket finds himself back at his own personal hell he just can't handle the memories. Luckily, Peter's there to get him out *friendship fluffs*
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Two Hands by Petchricor reviews
"There ain't no one like me, 'cept me." That's more depressing than it sounds. But Peter shows Rocket that they aren't so different after all
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Home by ShivaVixen reviews
At long last, they have found a place to call home, with people who accept them as they are- imperfect losers with nowhere else to go.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Foot Loose by Petchricor reviews
Rocket made a point to make fun of anyone who danced. But when he's all alone on the ship and bored out of his mind, he leans why even the worst dancers dance anyway. *rated T because it's the Guardians of the Galaxy. I ain't gonna explain this shit.*
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., Groot - Complete
Safe by Skylo reviews
Rocket mourns the death of Groot, even though he's not technically dead. RocketxGroot oneshot, post-movie. Slight AU and headcanon.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Groot, Rocket R.] - Complete
Captures and Cassette Tapes by DjDangerLove reviews
There's a man trying to capture Rocket, but then Quill shows up. Friendship one-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Rocket's Bath by Shinigamilover2 reviews
Post 'Guardians of the Galaxy'. Rocket hasn't bathed in over the course of two weeks, and his teammates have had it with his BO and the number of day's he's gone without cleaning himself up. So Quill, Gamora, Groot, and Drax decide to take matters into their own hands and give their friend a much needed bath. Please R&R, and thanks!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
The Misadventures of Rocket and Groot by GreenEggsAndGraham reviews
Rocket raccoon and Groots misadventures as they help each other grow. This is a story of how they met and how they grew into the beings they are now. Rocket is a kid. Slightly AU.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rocket R., Groot
Someone like me by Adin the Conqueror reviews
After the battle the weight of what's happened finally lands on Rocket's shoulders. He's lost the only friend he's ever had, and now he is completely, crushingly, alone. But he's forgotten - everybody's lost someone; he's not really alone. Oneshot. No slash.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Drax, Rocket R. - Complete
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SherlockXSherlockWait what? reviews
On a new case, with a possible clone maker, the team (and Mycoft) come face to face with the unimaginable... another Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Sherlock H.
Killer clowns and candy floss reviews
Sherlock, Molly, Greg and John at the fair after a case. :D
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Miss perfect reviews
Just what molly was thinking before trying to ask Sherlock for coffee...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Molly Hooper
Angel dust reviews
Sherlocks pov.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012
The soul inside me reviews
Cross over with S.Meyer book the host and BBC sherlock .The earth has been invaded by a species that takes over the minds of their human host. A 'soul' knows as light has been given the body of Sherlock Holmes, but light's host refuse go.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012
The city of cats
Sherlock's lost sister is not only found in London, but she is now half cat and she needs help to save the city of cats.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012
Sherlock Holmes eyes reviews
Sherlock Holmes eyes were like himself, dynamic, unusual and held a mystery.drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The system
A new system has been made, the one that say you have to have a microchip put in your brain. When a microchip gets put in the brain of Sherlock Holmes it makes him forget the past but remember the future.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 445 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sherlock H.
Watson's Warriors reviews
Clair is a big Sherlock fan, When the stories of Sherlock beening a fake come out Clair sets out to tell the world the truth , with one website and a 15teen year old fan girl ,who will not give up,the Watson's Warriors are born.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - John W.