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Joined 03-28-12, id: 3859351, Profile Updated: 04-21-12
Author has written 10 stories for Doctor Who, Blue's Clues, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Hello readers! I would love to tell you all about myself but I really am not that social. From my username you can tell I love crackers and cheese. They're one of my favorite foods. Anyway I love Doctor Who to death and most likely will only write stories about it. I am a comedic writer so the stories I write will most likely be humorous in one way or another.

I love all the Doctors in this order: The Sixth, I love his brash rudeness, Seven, my first classic series Doc, Five, my favorite Doctor for writing and I love him for the times when he cracks, then Three, love all the action in his era, Eight for his forgetfulness, Nine for his machoness, Four for his craziness, Two for just being funny, Eleven for being my first Doctor, Ten for rudeness, and lastly One for being stubborn.

The stories I'm working on are as follows:

Birthday in Vegas: Where all the Eleven Doctors meet up for their 1000th birthday and all things go crazy!

Birthday In(sanity): The sequel of Birthday in Vegas, where the Doctors spend their 1,500th birthday playing a complicated game of laser tag in a hotel... with the Master!

Adric's Lesson: Where Adric gets taught a lesson after busting the lock in the TARDIS bathroom once too often.

The Fallen Comrade: Where the Fifth Doctor loses a close friend(Trust me, it's funny).

The Great Cat Chase: Where the Fifth Doctor runs around the TARDIS looking for a stray cat!

Speed Demon: Where the Fifth Doctor unleashes the speed demon inside of him.

A New Scarf: Where the Fourth Doctor buys a new... yep, you guessed it, a scarf with Romana in tow.

Love Thyself: Where Tegan runs into the Doctor in the bathroom while Adric makes a mess of things.

Now before you go running off I have some news for you: I'm lazy!

You're probably not going to see these in a while. Birthday in Vegas is certainly coming along well and will be promptly finished in April 2012. That's all I'm promising. also it's sequel is progressing nicely but because I'm prone to massive writer's block that may be typed up in May.

That's all Folks! Hope you enjoy my stories!

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Patronus Totalus by Magda the Magpie reviews
AU after Order of the Phoenix. Post Hogwarts. The Order of the Phoenix is sill fighting Voldemort and his Death-Eaters. In a desperate attempt to fight off dozens of Dementors, Hermione creates a new powerful Patronus. Rated T for language and maybe later chapters. A RL/HG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,032 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Cast Off by Haleine Delail reviews
The Doctor is staying out all night and won't say why. He is having bouts of terrible illness and is exhibiting some dramatic mood swings with erratic, semi-destructive behavior. Martha is feeling shut-out, rejected, confused, but above all, frightened. What has got into him? And can she help him stop it before someone actually gets hurt?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,147 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Operation NBC by mufasasqueen reviews
Jay Leno has an evil plan and the late night greats Letterman, Conan, Kimmel, Stewart, Colbert, Fallon, Lopez and Craig Ferguson have to team up to stop him. But things are not what they seem. Lots of slash pairings within among the aforementioned. Enjoy! R/R
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013
Red Pill by Ultiman92 reviews
Alternative "The Stolen Earth". What if that Dalek had never been there? The Doctor finally has his reunion with Rose - and discovers a secret he never could have imagined.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, 6th Doctor - Complete
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Room 1135 at NBC
The Late Night War of 2010 if it had taken place in a world where all late night hosts were in institutions.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Published: 7/28/2013
Birthday in (Un)Paradise reviews
The Doctors head over to the planet Detann to relax for their birthday party, and they take an unexpected detour and end up somewhere they have been before! Sequel to Birthday In(sanity).
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Oh the Holidays! reviews
Steve comes over for the holidays and soon the Blue's Clues house is turned upside down!
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012
A New Scarf reviews
The Doctor and Romana go to Phalasa, the shopping planet, to buy a new scarf after the old one is ruined. Trouble is, will they find suitable replacement?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - 4th Doctor, Romana I. - Complete
Christmas in the TARDIS reviews
All the Doctors spend Christmas in Ten's TARDIS and as usual, nothing goes to plan! It's a good thing Five filmed the craziness with his camera! Between Birthday In(sanity) and Birthday (Un)Paradise.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2012 - 4th Doctor, 5th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Birthday In sanity reviews
The Doctors have gathered at a hotel for their 1500th birthday and it quickly becomes crazy! This time with more Master! Sequel to Birthday in Vegas.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Presidential Road Trip
Jon and Stephen go on a road trip to try to spend time together and then craziness happens! Sequel to The President's Dilemma. Same All-Star cast: Jon Stewart, "Stephen Colbert" Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Craig Ferguson and Conan O'Brian, plus a bear and a Spanish dude.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012
Birthday in Vegas reviews
It is their 1,000th birthday, and each of the eleven Doctors will have an experience they'll NEVER forget.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Fallen Comrade reviews
The Doctor struggles with a difficult loss.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa - Complete
Adric's Lesson reviews
And he thought the Fifth Doctor was the nice guy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - 5th Doctor, Adric - Complete