Lesbilord
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Joined 03-28-12, id: 3860558, Profile Updated: 06-24-15
Author has written 11 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hello people, I am lesbilord, the lord of lesbians, and I am AwEsOmE

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I lived there since I was one and 6 years after)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm a GINGER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHASTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I go to PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be a rich snob.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm OUTGOING so I MUST be an attention whore.
I'm a FUNNY GUY/GIRL, so I MUST never be sad or depressed.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST not have feelings and be a total attention whore.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I have a MENTAL ILLNESS so I MUST be INSANE

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bittersweet by crossed pineapples reviews
"I'm not leaving if you ask me to leave." For Caterina and MM.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20 - OC - Complete
Legacies by Arrancarzors reviews
Hope springs eternal... as do heroes. [Short one-shots on the next-gen]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Annabeth C., Clarisse R., Percy J., Chris R.
Walking on Sunshine by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
Spoilers for BoO! Nico's a surprisingly good patient and Jason sucks with timing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Family fun by smallvillephantom14 reviews
Sams parents are throwing a get together for their family and Danny's been invited... let the torment begin! After PP!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sam M., Danny F.
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Living A Natural Illusion reviews
From now on, no more trust. If there was one thing that she's learned from family, it's that it can only be used to hurt you. No more family, no more friends, and definitely no more trust. She was brought into the world by a traitor, she wouldn't give them the right to take her out of it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/11/2014
Trauma reviews
I end up with red eyes, my cheeks wet with the tears that won't stop flowing, curled into a ball, whimpering and yelling. Yelling for him to stop, to leave me alone, telling him that he's hurting me. But I'm holding out my arms, trying to protect myself from a ghost. A ghost of the past, that won't leave me alone. He won't stop. /Minor BoO spoilers
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Cuddles reviews
Everyone knew Clarisse as the bully. The girl that never showed a soft side to anyone. That's not how Chris sees her. Chrisse fluff! I don't own anything
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Clarisse R., Chris R.
Gracing Olympus reviews
After the Giant war, Zeus decides to invite Jason and Thalia to stay on Olympus with him to celebrate. Will Zeus have the chance to build a relationship with his kids, or will they push him away for not being there? Don't read if you don't like cute family bonding. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Thalia G., Zeus, Jason G.
Hey dad, it's me again reviews
"Stop it Thalia." She told herself as she opened her eyes. "You're being stupid." The dad she thought she had had been a figment of her imagination, created by her younger self to make her feel loved. Like an imaginary friend. She knew Zeus wasn't the man she had talked to every day for the longest time. He couldn't be. Sequel to 'Hi Dad'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Thalia G., Zeus
Hi Dad reviews
Luke said on a daily basis that the gods didn't care about them, and Thalia knew that was true to some degree, but she couldn't stop now. Talking to her dad gave her a kind of comfort. A warm feeling of somebody caring for her. Somebody being there for her, supporting her. Even if that someone wasn't actually listening and it was all in her head.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Thalia G., Zeus - Complete
Dear Demigods reviews
Write letters to your favorite demigods and see how they reply. I don't own PJO or HOO. Warning: a little bit of a crackfic :3 OFF HIATUS :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
Darkness Inside reviews
"Oh cut the act." This time Reyna spoke, eying me up and down. "Every single volunteer that has come here has said that we're 'different'." "Well, you are different." I could hear a tremble in my voice. Reyna was known to lash out, and I didn't plan on being attacked. Nico spoke again. " "Oh, you're not crazy or insane, you're just different." Mental hospital AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Reyna R., Frank Z.
The Hermes Cabin reviews
Just a fluffy story about Katie and Travis. I don't own PJO. R&R! Tratie! No longer a oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Travis S., Katie G.
We Miss You reviews
Right after the giant war, the Argo II receives a video from Camp Half-Blood. In which everyone misses Percabeth, Rachel cries, and Clarisse misses Silena. R&R, no flames please! I don't own PJO or HOO. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Clarisse R., Percy J., Chris R.
Purple and Blue reviews
A poem about Clarisse. I don't know how this popped into my head. Kind of emotional. R&R, no flames please. I don't own Percy Jackson or any of it's characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Clarisse R.