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Joined 03-28-12, id: 3861514, Profile Updated: 02-05-14
Author has written 6 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Artemis Fowl, Legend of Zelda, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Inkheart, and Kane Chronicles.

Okay, first of all... I am one of those writers that when I am getting writer's block... it's because I can't help thinking about this new idea I've got. So If one of my stories that you like isn't being continued quick enough, PM me to give me a good kick in the butt... Sorry, I tend to get distracted with my other stories... so sometimes you really will have to do that. Also, on fanfiction, Wallowing Whisp is my sister. (Shameless promotion for yah, lil' sis!!!)

Also, I am currently Beta-ing for the two wonderful stories called "Into the World of Avatar" by Livstar, and "The Quest of the Seven" by Burning in the Skies. if you're interested, check them out!

I am currently participating in an amazing RP for advanced RPers. It is https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Demigod-Adventures/145565/

I am also a moderator at https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Avatar-Burning-Liberty/148564/

My quote for a while... as you see in my profile picture: The good die young... and the bad get sewn into Hades underpants

I live in California

I LOVE to read, and write. Not a bestselling author just yet... BUT I WILL BE!!!

I am pretty horrible at summaries.

My favorite shows are:

Psych

Grimm

Battlestar Galactica (frak yes!)

Stargate Atlantis and SGU

Glee

Firefly

Prison Break

annnd Lie to Me

I love the books:

Harry Potter (*FANGIRL SQUEAL!!!*)

Percy Jackson And the Olympians (along with Heroes Of Olympus) ... {OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SERIES SOOOOOOO MUCH!)

Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath

The Inheritance Cycle

The Beyonders Series

Fablehaven

His Dark Materials... ummm...

let's seee...

...Grrr!!! THERE ARE SOOOO MANNNYYYY!!!!

Most disliked fictional character:

Albus Dumbledore. (You know why? It is because he is a manipulative, child-sacrificing, lying old prune that's why!)

Most favoritest writers in the whole world are...

A.) ME!!!

B.) JK Rowling

C.)Rick Riordan (i'd be a total nuttball If I spelled my third favorite writer's name incorrectly... so I hope I didn't.)

My Music: Has everyone ever heard of the Songs, Lemon Tree or Fiddler man? I know, they are very... if you've heard them you know what I mean.

: Coldplay; One Republic; The Fray; THE SCRIPT!!!; Alanis Morissette; Angels and Airwaves; Blue foundation; B.O.B; Mumford and Sons; Kimbra; Katy Perry (I only like some of her songs really); Selena Gomez; Gotye; Kimbra; Daughtry; Tori Amos; Tracy Chapman; Adele; John Mayer; Dave Matthews; Matt Nathonson; Lily Allen; Jason Mraz; Augustana; Florence and the Machine; The Cranberries... Et cetra, et cetra. The list goes on and on but I don't think I should waste your time by putting them.

My TRUEST love: MEGAMIND! or... or... Artemis Fowl!... I really have a thing for the evil geniuses. :}


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. .

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this...when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I smiled.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to grin.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' ... I just lost it!


Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.


Because We All Have Some of These...

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.

I have started laughing for no reason.

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard.

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an in-between use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (But...suffocation is fun!)


female come backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"


Ellen DeGeneres: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.


Unknown: "When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that."


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Sneak up behind someone and poke them on the neck. Then run away, laughing hysterically, while saying something about injecting some venemous mixture as an an experiment, and that you hope that that someone won't melt into a pile of fleshy goo.


15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


Avada Kedavra!

What a wonderful phrase!

Avada Kedavra!

Ain't no passin' craze!

It means I'm killing, Mudbloods, House Elves or Slaves!

It's our problem free

philosophy

Avada Kedavra!


BEST FRIENDS/FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - girl - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds aft that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!


--One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" --"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." --In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. --"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. --"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. --"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. --"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. --The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" --Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "If you stick that goddamned thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" --"Amen," replied the congregation


We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


Choose at least 3, at most 10 of these to possibly go on your grave

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

"If you think that nothing is impossible, then you've obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"2 wrongs don't make a right; 3 wrongs do."

"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I have seemed to have misplaced it...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

"I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me and I just don't care."

"If the world was a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door."

"I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?"

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' "

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

"Travel to exotic places, see new things, meet more people and make more friends... then kill them."

"A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and make it sound confusing."

"Never go to sleep with a grudge... plot your revenge!"

"If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?"

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying."

"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if we do, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."

"I've not failed. I've just found thousand ways that don't work."

"According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless."

"Don't steal. The government hates the competition."

"Tell the truth and run."

"Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to."

"Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Generally, generalizations are wrong."

"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad."

"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research."

"The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?"

"If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over."

"Whatever you are, be a good one."

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."

"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."

"The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for."

"If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? You've Succeeded in failing. It ain't THAT hard."

"Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years."

"We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality."

"If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire."

"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."

"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die."

"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."

"When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months."

"You can't stop saving the world if you are the chosen one. The universe forbids it."


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and/or incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (Also, the phrase, "JK, LOL, smiley face!")


If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.


Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.


Boys were created before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.


If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable)


If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.


If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.


I'm like time... I can't be stopped.


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile!


The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.


When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.


I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"


I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.


SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)


1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a shit.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you laughed at at least one of those. I know you did. =3


Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63)-Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hairdo.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "Ahhh! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

184) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

185) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

186) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

187) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

188) Severus Snape does not appreciate being compared to a Fury.

189) Firenze does not want to join the Party Ponies.

190) Telling Sirius, Remus, and Harry that James and Lily ended up in the Fields of Punishment, is a cruel trick and an all time low.

191) Sprout does not enjoy being sent cereal boxes for Christmas because one thinks she is a daughter of Demeter.

192)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".


Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, you can say his name now.


.-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you...


I am the girl that people look through when I say something.I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or longer, and doesn't care.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Reclamations by Ms Katonic reviews
Cicero Dragonborn's life is going well - he has his beautiful Listener, his dear sister Eola, a functioning Dark Brotherhood and a father who accepts him even if he doesn't entirely approve. Right up until another Dragonborn appears, one who's had centuries to master the Thu'um and amass a following, and who wants to wipe out the competition.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 16h ago - Published: 2/28/2013 - Cicero V., Miraak
Books by Angelada reviews
"Have you read all the books here?" /"Hermaeus Mora is the patron of information and memory, the keeper of knowledge in its entirety. Apocrypha is an endless library, I have spent lifetimes here!"- Miraak was going to find out just how serious The Dragonborn was about books. And just how far she was willing to go for those that captured her interest.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,359 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak
The Dragon and the Bow by Finmonster reviews
Political marriages are nothing new. Times are hard even in the harsh Northlands, with dragons and marauders in abundance and allies few and far between. But when Hiccup and Merida are forced together to forge an alliance between Berk and the Highlands, will the result be heartbreak or will unexpected feelings defeat an ancient evil that threatens to turn the world to ash?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,065 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,289 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Causa Mortis by fluttermoth reviews
While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,775 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V.
If I Knew Then What I Know Now by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 130 - Words: 332,451 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
46 Days Later by aLoggedInReader reviews
After the events of "Attack of the 46 inch Winchester" the Winchesters are grown ups again, but still have an Apocalypse on their hands. Gabriel's decision to join Team Free Will might just be the miracle they need to live through this. Rated M for future chapters. Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 125,902 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] Dean W., Castiel
this love will be my downfall by topside reviews
"He often teases her, goads her; inciting a reaction from her gives him an indescribable joy. He also dreams of her, of suffocating her with kisses and teaching her how a real man loves his woman." F!Dragonborn/Vilkas, F!Dragonborn/Brynjolf in future chapters. -I do not own Skyrim. Bethesda Studios does.-
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf
Stahr Los Saark by Dovahdad reviews
A beaten young woman enters the city of Whiterun before a change in the seasons. In one day she lost her innocence, barely escaped execution and survived a dragon attack. The Thalmor, Imperials and Stormcloaks are all enemies for what was committed against her. Yet this country, this Skyrim, cries out at this broken, not-yet heroine.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,449 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Balgruuf the Greater, Serana
Hero by Choice by SkyrimJunkie reviews
(Hero Series Book 2) Child of Akatosh. Champion of Meridia. I am Dragonborn, and I am not here by mistake. The gods have a plan for me – to fight the undead, and to save Skyrim from destruction. My name is Deborah, and I am a hero by choice. (Sequel to "Hero by Mistake". In-game plots altered. Feat. OFC Elodie, OMC Bird, OMC Torug, Stenvar, Jenassa, and Balgruuf.) [[ON HIATUS]]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,479 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced] Marcurio, Brelyna Maryon
Angels, Stalkers, and Other Oddities by StaciAnnR reviews
It's odd. Dean got angel-married just as Cas gets a memo - create an 'angel-baby'. Dean doesn't get why he can't help. Even odder? Sam thinks Becky should keep her last name and chases her. Oddest? Becky thinks Sam's a bit… confused. Sam walks in on Becky's personal private time, and Dean plays virtual sex with Cas - all in search of their Happily Ever After.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/22 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W., Becky R.
Chase the Wind by Knut Case reviews
All Merida wants to do is fly - and Hiccup has a dragon. When the Vikings are forced to up and move to Scotland, Stoick agrees to present his oldest son as a suitor for the princess at the games. Meanwhile, Merida is visiting each of the Clans, to see if any of the lords sons can stir her heart. But when she meets a charming young Viking boy, she starts to rethink her options.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,861 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
What Makes a Hero by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. Perpetual twilight; clandestine malevolence. Realms linked by an encroaching darkness. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance and only a hero can save them. A retelling of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 352,395 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Midna
Mistress of Sithis by Jaquie Moreau reviews
Betrayal was all she knew, all her and Cicero knew. Mortem expected Skyrim to be different. A different family, a different Sanctuary. Hell, they even had the Dragonborn on their side. She should have known better than to think betrayal wouldn't follow her to Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A little farther gone by TheEverydayArtist reviews
Karma joined the Dark Brotherhood for very specific reasons. She had no intention of becoming the Listener, or becoming friends with the Night Mother's Keeper. She had no intention of acknowledging her own insanity. She had no intention of going back. It's strange how one meets their fate on the path they take to avoid it. Rated M for later content. ListenerxCicero
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,127 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Cicero V.
Demigods & Wizards, Journey Through Story One by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
A strange entity and Apollo transport 8 wizards and witches, 6 demigods, one satyr and one mortal to a secret haven to learn about two different heroes, but there is more to this story than it seems...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 395,905 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Surprising Journey of Cassie Morgan by TheFrenchBookworm reviews
A wise man once said death is but the next great adventure. Cassie never thought he'd meant it quite so literally. No romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,117 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - OC
Anger Management by FictionalNutter reviews
Canon-Adjacent AU starting after Mystery Spot. The Trickster decides to invest himself in saving Sam, to the younger Winchester's bewilderment. Sam's racing to save Dean from Hell, Dean's trying to make sure Sam will be okay without him, and the Trickster is determined to keep Sam from headed down the dark road awaiting him. Even if it means he has to kidnap the hunter.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,158 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Property of the Marauders by Verdant Phoenix reviews
They had claimed her so as far as they were concerned she belonged to them regardless of what anyone said. And Merlin help the person who tried to take her away. JPxSBxRLxHG told in a series of double drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
It Was Like This by Soupy George reviews
'It was like this,' Sirius told his refection in the toilet mirror sternly, as the floor rattled beneath his feet. He just needed to nut up and tell Remus, because if he didn't, Sirius might go insane and die. Or, less dramatically, and more likely, mope about his flat eating chips and scowling for the foreseeable future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/19 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,856 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year up and another is soon to begin. During this year Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns that there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that has been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 202,345 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 3,911 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P.
Dovahkiin Fah Hin Kogaan Mu Draal by Kenka reviews
Harry Evans, Warrior, Scholar, Explorer, Archeologist, Squib, Dovahkiin, has been charged by Meridia to kill the Dark Lord Voldemort, watch as Harry fulfills his destiny and duty as Dragonborn, Alive Lily and James, Twin Harry, Wizarding World Bashing Dumbledore/James/Weasely bashing, Harry/OC (Chapters 8 and up Betaread by The Orachen)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,297 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,223 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 5,865 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 4,466 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Adventures in Voyeurism by A Beautiful Beast reviews
They should at least soundproof their room. Seriously, Sam can't get anything done when his brother's moans keep echoing through the walls of the motel. M for suggestive content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 306,825 - Reviews: 4843 - Favs: 6,637 - Follows: 7,924 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Voidbound by fluttermoth reviews
The Listener asks Lucien Lachance about his death, and the sadistic spirit is rather eager to tell the tale. (Rated M for sexual content)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25 - Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V. - Complete
I Dream of Gabby with the Curly Brown Hair by Scherzo Tarantula reviews
My dear friend Gabby finds herself in the wide world of Skyrim with me, the Dragonborn. Join us in an adventure of intrigue, romance, suspense, action, and a few explosions! Caution: not for the faint of heart!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Complete
Haskill and the Adventures of the Talking Nirnroot by xAwesome-Saucex reviews
Haskill thinks he's losing it when a Nirnroot strikes up a particularly interesting conversation. One-shot Pre-SI
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Haskill, Sheogorath - Complete
The Ashen Road by Velothi reviews
When Breton mage Margot Jovaine meets the strange and exotic Dunmer Lleryn Serathis, she is delighted by his offer to accompany her on her travels as a hired blade. Eventually, disregarding the racial divide, they enter a tentative intimate relationship. But when Margot gives birth to a half-mer child, a new threat rises: the Thalmor are in Skyrim, and they're watching.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,557 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/4/2013
Rathe Decanius - The Shadow-Walker by HeroicJDog reviews
No one knows where he came from. No one knows what he wants. It is said he kills for coin. It is said he kills for pleasure. It is said he simply kills. I warn you now friends and dear ones, watch the shadows… This is the tale of Rathe Decanius - The Shadow-Walker. A wronged man on a quest for blood, vengeance, family and personal redemption.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 123,261 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/13/2013
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel fic. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their llow the Golden Trio as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding ease sign to stop SOPA petition on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Down the Rabbit Hole by lferg reviews
After spending a month in Death Eater captivity 17 year old Harry escapes only to be transported to another dimension where his parents are alive and he is supposedly dead. cp 19-21 are new
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,307 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Between the Fire and the Void by Ravenwiccn reviews
Dracen Corvina's life was never simple and old habits die hard. After losing everything she had even known in Cyrodiil she made her way to Skyrim to search for a new life. A chance meeting brings her back into a life she thought was over. Will she embrace her destiny and try to find a balance between fire in her blood and the void inside her heart?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/5 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Happens in Apocrypha… by Meredith Sock reviews
There is no greater pleasure on Nirn than to absorb a dragon's soul. When the Dovahkiin discovers a way to suspend that sensation, to feel it endlessly, she will take any risk, even putting her life in jeopardy. Miraak/Dragonborn, PwP.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12 - Miraak, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
My Sastiel Valentine by Pip3
Slight AU for 'My Bloody Valentine'. Sam is affected by famine, but he's not hungry for demon blood.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War was always fated to end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter really shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potter family is now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a nightmarish ghost. — Canon, Next Generation Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 183,973 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P., Albus S. P.
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Double Jeopardy by Ruairi J.L reviews
Voldemort may have won even after his death... one hidden Portkey... one impulsion charm... and Harry finds himself in Alagaësia, where he appears trapped for all eternity. But there is now a quest before him - fight alongside Eragon, first Shur'tugal of the new era, to destroy the evil Galbatorix. With help from Brom and Murtagh they must succeed... or the world shall burn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 159,735 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
Everlasting Winter by tinuelena reviews
Repression of a traumatic childhood incident on Jotunheim leads Loki to destruction. Thor learns the truth and takes pity on Loki, rescuing him from brutal Asgardian justice; this unsettles the Avengers, except Natasha, who knows the value of second chances. With the threat of Thanos looming, Loki and the Avengers must work together. Loki-centric, with eventual Natasha/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 137,882 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Angel Baby by Violet Hyena reviews
The Winchesters find out that angels do not reproduce the same way as humans. Castiel explains that his vessel is not pregnant, his grace is simply splitting to make a new angel. But, even the best laid plans sometimes go awry, especially when Heaven is involved. (Destiel. Sabriel. Asexual reproduction. Mpreg. Better summary and tags inside.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 138,747 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Gods Among Us by arturus reviews
Fate is a funny thing sometimes. Harry Potter and his friends survived their trial by fire and defeated Voldemort. A year has past and Hermione Granger is apprenticed as a Curse Breaker. When she discovers an ancient tomb she talks Harry in to helping with the excavation. Now they are trapped and they'll need a miracle to survive. HP/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,925 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bravely Tangled up with Dragons by x-X-The D'Arch Angel-X-x reviews
The day before Hiccup's final dragon training test, Astrid never finds him in the woods. He suits up, packs up, and heads for the sky. Across the ocean, princess Merida runs away, wishing for anything in the world to change her fate. A hop, a skip, and a boat ride away, Rapunzel with her magic hair just can't wait to be finally free.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,037 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hiccup, Merida
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
How much difference can upbringing make on a possible future? A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a Muggle with a mysterious motive. This one event will set in motion a slow but inevitable flood of change, and both Magical and Muggle worlds will never be the same. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE, top of 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 384,570 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
A Dance With the Devil by Peridot15 reviews
The war was over; all Nico di Angelo wanted was peace and solitude. Everything he wanted, however, was flushed down the proverbial toilet when he was unwillingly whisked away on a quest to deal with magic-wielding megalomaniacs. Now a stranger in a strange land, he faces familiar and unfamiliar dangers, all in his attempt to go home. But . . . does he really want to go home?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,184 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Nico A.
Restless by A Somewhat Amazing Teen reviews
See, with a beast inside of you there is two minds working at once. One that is very much human, and the other that is vicious, hungry, lustful and dangerous. So she claws and growls and whines in pain as she sleeps. Farkas can't stand it, but tolerates it- for he understands the feeling. It's tough getting used to, but maybe with the help of a friend, it can be done.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Farkas - Complete
Origins: Chronicles of a Reluctant Dovahkiin by GinaeEvans reviews
Sparrow is a young, gifted conman/hustler/thief who very much enjoys her calling; hardly the makings of the legendary Dovahkiin. And she is less than enthusiastic about her new responsibilities as the last Dragonborn. Slight AU: Lore and quests may be slightly tweaked to fit personalized gameplay. Any and all characters may appear. Warnings: Language, violence, gore, and smut.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/20 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC
Why Did The Fallen Angel Fall? by StaciAnnR reviews
Why did the fallen angel fall? And did he have to? All of Heaven's gossip was true - Castiel loves Dean. Dean wants to dirty his angel up six ways to Sunday, but he's trying to be good! Between Cas talking dirty to Dean in the closet & virtuous sinning, something's gotta work out, right? Sam takes a trip to crazy town as Cas creates a battle plan to get Dean naked and willing - HEA
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,752 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Back From The Grave by spellmugwump97 reviews
Exactly eleven years after the war, a blue light glows over the carefully rebuilt Wizarding World. People are coming back, but it's not just the good guys who have unfinished business.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,088 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P.
Angels, Alcohol, and Marriage: Awesome by Akira of the Twilight reviews
Season 9 AU. For Sam waking up next to a supposedly dead archangel was shocking enough, then he learned that aforementioned angel doesn't remember him, and they may have gotten married. From there everything spiraled. Sabriel. Background Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,328 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Letters To My Younger Self by BiancaaBlack reviews
What would the people in the Marauders Era say to their younger selves if they could send them a letter in time? Read and find out. Short drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/28/2013 - James P., Marauders
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 309,298 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 4,323 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hero by Mistake by SkyrimJunkie reviews
(Book 1) This is not my world. I fell into a cave, hit my head, and woke up in a world with swords, leather armor, barbarians, magic, trolls, and two moons. I'm lost and not understood, and my only friend has a penchant for blood warpaint. (Modern-day woman insert. Skyrim quests altered. Thrynn, Ralof, Ulfric, Marcurio, Brelyna Maryon. Prior knowledge of game/lore not required.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 211,473 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Stenvar, Wuunferth the Unliving, Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced - Complete
Not a Potter After All by darkorangecat reviews
Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the biological son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., John W.
A Mark for Madesi by Dibellan Arts reviews
Haelga decides that it's time for Riften's Argonian jeweler to find out what a Mark of Dibella is. [Smut, to put it in layman's terms. Mature readers only]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Haelga, Madesi - Complete
Olympian Bending by Tzapporah reviews
A strange spell cast at the Doors of Death sucks the main seven into a strange world where some of their powers seem almost normal, but not quite right.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,480 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Gaang, Annabeth C., Frank Z., Hazel L.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,422 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,349 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P.
A Little Winchester by Ifyoulovemesmile reviews
Slightly AU SPN and HP Universe. Dean was great at many things. Guns, hunting, and mechanics to name a few. But how will he deal with fatherhood? Especially when every fiber in his being is telling him to kill his baby-mama? How will they ever make it work?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,569 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Hermione G., Dean W. - Complete
Lovely Letters by Dibellan Arts reviews
Camilla Valerius gives her competitive lovers a real taste of two-timing. [Camilla/Faendal/Sven. Mature readers only]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Camilla Valerius, Faendal, Sven - Complete
Love, Madness and the Void by blakleafeon reviews
Fralia is a Bosmer and has just left the Thieves Guild for good, avoiding the responsibility of guild leader. She decides she is better off just adventuring with her companion, Jenassa. Where will her journey take her now? What wonderous things and people will she encounter? Rated M just in case.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 599,796 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,498 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Study Time With Friends by SiriuslyAbsorbed reviews
Remus Lupin is the type of wizard who always helps out a friend in need. So when he hears Sirius Black struggling with his homework he decides to offer his services. However, was Sirius really studying or doing something else completely behind those curtains? What has Remus gotten himself into? RL/SB. JP/LE in later chapters. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,771 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23760 - Favs: 13,414 - Follows: 12,324 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twilight Rider Redux by Bluefire Eternal reviews
EragonxTwilight Princess Cross. Darkness will soon fall upon Hyrule, and this time there is no Hero there to defeat it. So Zelda summons a hero from somewhere else. Eragon is dragged into Hyrule and must realize his true destiny before the Twilight overshadows everything he cares about.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 207,542 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Midna, Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
Coming Down on a Sunny Day by Laura of Maychoria reviews
In 2009, Castiel watches the Apocalypse end disastrously and makes a decision. In 1984, John Winchester suddenly finds himself with another little boy on his hands, one with dark, messy hair and sad blue eyes who won't leave John and his sons alone. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,255 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
Their Touch was Like a Lover's, Clear and Sweet by blackdragonsghost reviews
A fill for an old kinkmeme prompt. Here be Destiel, teh sexytimes, and wing!kink galore. In fact, this is basically an entire fic of nothing but wing!kink. You're very, very welcome. AKA, the fic in which Castiel has unruly wings and Dean absolutely loves it. Top!Cas, smutty as hell, and loads of fun.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
To Thaw a Heart by justcallmefaye reviews
He was invisible; she was isolated. But maybe, just maybe, neither of them had to be alone. Jack/Elsa.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year Two by picascribit reviews
The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. Year Two: When his secret comes out, Remus must learn to face his friends and himself. RLxSB preslash. Current chapter: Remus had a feeling something bad was about to happen, but he never expected anything as bad as that. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,635 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Critical by maraudersgirl47 reviews
Dean receives a phone call that elicits a response he's not so eager to repeat - seriously a panic attack? Him? Cas is in the hospital and his condition is critical. Dean and Sam spent the entire night on the road towards Idaho - everything just seemed to fall into place after that. Destiel/Oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Kevin T. - Complete
Wayward Sons by belgium-morning reviews
Harry Potter has always wanted a family that cared about him, that loved him in the proper way a family should. A startling discovery on his seventeenth birthday will send him to America to meet a man and his sons no one knew existed. How will they react?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,897 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,070 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
Crave by Aly-Cat101 reviews
James makes Lily a simple offer. "Shag me and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the term." Of course, Lily refuses but the offer is always on the table...Will Lily give in? Will James sweeten the deal? RATED M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,258 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shadow by Hallucifer reviews
Sequel to Echo. With Dean and Cas gone, Sam has nothing but Lucifer. Together, they've found some kind of contentment, but Sam still misses his brother. When Dean returns, Sam hopes to keep all the people important to him close, but neither Dean or Lucifer are keen to get along. Desperate not to lose either, Sam attempts to make his brother understand the bond he and Lucifer share.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,488 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
A Life For A Life by asdarknessdescends reviews
What if Gale had been reaped instead of Peeta? THG told in Gale's POV as he goes into the Games with Katniss. Will the outcome be what everyone expects it to be?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,083 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Trouble by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Bravado by TemperanceNova reviews
"Oh come on now, you expect that to get me all hot and bothered? I need more interaction that that, Dean! Is this how you treat the women you're always with? Because if so, I've got to say it's a little underwhelming. Where's all the bravado, huh? Where's all that Winchester sass?" DeanxCas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Kevin T., Sam W. - Complete
One Choice to Make a Difference by jlmill9 reviews
This is a sequel to my reading the Harry Potter books series that I did, where the marauders and Lily are allowed to have one memory from that experience to try and changer their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 165 - Words: 533,762 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P.
Attack of the 46 inch Winchester by aLoggedInReader reviews
Gabriel is determined not to get caught up in the entire Apocalypse business. When Castiel shows up on his doorstep, begging him to play babysitter for a newly de-aged Sam and Dean, he changes his mind pretty quickly, though. There is no chance that this will turn out anything but hilarious after all, right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,443 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dude, What's a Slash Fan? by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
Poor Sam and Dean. They might fight monsters, but how will they be able to deal with Supernatural Fans? What will happen when they discover the wonderful world of FanFiction? Read and find out! Oneshot. Rated M for some sex scenes, language and other stuff that some people might find offensive.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fate Be Changed by inflamarae reviews
For once, it's not the wisps that change Merida's fate. It's her arrows. Fleeing from the castle after a night of frustration, Merida decides to let off some steam - and gets a lot more than she bargained for. [Merida/Hiccup, Mericcup!)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,530 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
The Last Archangel by inukagome15 reviews
Supernatural/Avengers fusion. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,783 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Gabriel, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Crowley The Cuddly Demon King by jojodie13 reviews
First in my Crobby series. Crowley is sick, and not happy about it. Bobby is the only person he would go to. This story is complete but here will be others in the series. Rated M for a reason! reg. Bobby/Crowley
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Paradise by Lorelai Pattern reviews
AU, post-curse. She is the princess, the elusive daughter of Queen Snow White and King James, and he is just a wild wanderer, a lonely Huntsman with only his wolf brother for companionship.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,865 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Emma S., The Huntsman/Sherif Graham
Personalized Prayers by weepingrace reviews
Normally, prayers are flung vaguely at the Heavens – or directed toward God. It really is not that often a prayer is sent to the angels, let alone to a single one, by name. Castiel finds the experience… pleasing, to say the least, when Dean is the one calling for him. Usually, he would try his best to hide it, but this time is just one time too many to bear.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Back to the Time of the Unknown by HarryPotterManiacWrites reviews
Upon acquiring a mysterious time turner, Harry is accidentally transported back to the year 1977. He temporarily takes upon the DADA teacher post. How will Harry, interact with his parents in their 7th year? More importantly, can he change the future for the better? What other challenges will he face?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,190 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Convergence by jasongraece reviews
Hermione and Draco have been friends for years, but with the Triwizard Tournament, Viktor Krum, and a threat unknown, can their friendship last another year? Sequel to Coincidences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Children of the Underworld by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,354 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Percy J., Anubis
Kiss the Cook by iamtheoutlaw reviews
Dean gets a new apron.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
The Divine Champion: Dragonbreak by PhantomX0990 reviews
Alduin the World Eater has returned to finish what began centuries ago, only now there are no Dragonborn to stand in his way; save for one... The god of men must become man once more to reclaim his glory and stop Alduin once and for all. It is time for Talos to return to Tamriel.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,242 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Delphine
Our Sweet Rapture by Chiyume reviews
After a hunt gone wrong leaves Sam transfigured and Castiel drained of his grace, Dean is not only left to tend to them both, but for some reason also finds himself having both involuntarily and graphically inappropriate thoughts about the angel in question. Now if only Cas could stop getting so close to him all the time, maybe he could figure out what was going on?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 165,438 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Coincidences by jasongraece reviews
Hermione Granger was an exception to the rule that Muggleborn wizards and witches were below him. It was a different way of thinking, not one he was used to at all, to judge people by their actions rather than their origins. Dramione AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,888 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
TwentyEight Spins by Sweetest Flower-n-Tallest Stag reviews
Five year old Harry goes back in time with a little help from a session in the cupboard under the stairs. He encounters James and Lily, seventh years at the moment. Voldemort hunts Harry down while he is at Hogwarts...and a curse is put upon him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Mission: Unexpected by Mistress Whimsy reviews
Sequel to The Unexpected Everything. Castiel is on a mission to blow Dean's mind without the use of his angel mojo. SLASH. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W.
Into the World of Avatar by Midnight Rises reviews
THIS IS AN EDIT OF THE PREVIOUS ONE I PUBLISHED. Olivia is sucked into the avatar world, where there is bending of the elements, she doesn't know why she's there, and she walks a narrow, dangerous path to find that out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,116 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Zuko
A Message to You, by Deadaleta reviews
Dear anyone who I write to, I have decided to give a letter to each person I have come in contact with. Well, person, animal, anything with an intelligent mind. I have some things to say to each of you, after all, whether they be good, bad, complaints, or compliments. Please don't kill me after this. Your Hylian Hero, Link. Contains language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Link
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Love Like His Mother's by IAmTheUltimateYaoiFanBOO reviews
She muses on how her son's marriage is so like her own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M., Astoria G. - Complete
Of Gods and Magic by SpawnofAnarion reviews
Nico stumbles upon the world of magic, and is sent by the gods to investigate Hogwarts. Can Nico survive the year of Slughorn in a school hostile to death and shadow magic? Maybe with the help of an odd girl named Luna and her friends. Has Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and primarily Nico/Luna. Pre Giant war, post Titan war. I own nothing. May contain somewhat graphic violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Luna L., Nico A.
The Unexpected Everything by Mistress Whimsy reviews
"Cas!" Dean gasped, still chuckling weakly. "You totally smote the lamp!" SLASH! Dean/Castiel one shot for Karma's birthday. : - D
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Identity Crisis by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Okay, so the situation wasn't great. Loki was in Stark Tower. Loki held most of the cards, but Tony still had hope. They could come out of this, he was... 80% sure. But he hadn't been betting on two new players who came in brandishing candy and claiming Loki wasn't Loki at all, but really some kind of archangel. Of all the strange things... One shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Gabriel, Dean W., Sam W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Past the Veil by Rotting-Fruit reviews
AU: Sirius Black falls through the Veil at the Department of Mysteries and wakes up in the past. His friends are alive. What does he do? How can he protect them this time from the evil he knows is coming? Warnings: Slash, swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sirius B., Severus S., Marauders
When the World Forgets by Skye Charcol Marie reviews
A girl from New York City is dumped in Alagaesia and found by Riders because she must becomes one herself in order to save her own world on Earth from destruction. 30 years after Inheritance. OC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012
A Prophets Words Are Never Wrong by BlackButteflyE reviews
The Winchesters offer to house sit with the lack of cases they have and the need of Chuck at a convention. While Dean is cleaning up a mess made by him, Sam finds some 'Destiel' fanfiction and starts to read it. He shows Dean who is shocked at first but eventually calls down his favourite angel to have some fun. [Oneshot]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hot Water by Chiyume reviews
Castiel hated public showers. In which Castiel is forced to use the company shower after hours and ends up doing unspeakable things he never thought himself capable of... AU-fic containing mystery attractions and a lot of hot water.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 143,676 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Death's Avenger by SinSidhe reviews
When a group of demigods decide to disobey the gods and help the mortals against the alien invasion, they are discovered by SHIELD. The consequence? Nico di Angelo must become SHIELD's newest agent. What could go wrong?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
We Know by Zute reviews
"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear." The words awoke the scarred flesh on Nessa's back, setting her feet on a path to collecting a blood debt from her childhood. (AU This is NOT canon Skyrim. M-rating for a reason.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,283 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Arnbjorn, Astrid
Island of Hope by arwenraven reviews
AU Third year and afterwards. Sirius wises up to what is going on at the Dursleys and sets out to get his freedom and custody of Harry. Manipulative but not evil Dumbledore, father/son bonding Sirius adopts Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,333 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Wingshy by TomiSama04 reviews
Like all archangels, Lucifer is an untamed, furious thing, and he's especially handshy about his wings. Sam is determined to gentle him to that touch with patient persistence and associating it with pleasure. [Samifer] [Wing!kink]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Teach Me by Chiyume reviews
A movie night in the bat cave takes an unexpected turn when Castiel asks Dean for a favor... NC-17 Destiel oneshot written for tumblr's Hellfirefury.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Lessons in Rehabilitation by FictionalNutter reviews
After a hunt goes wrong and Sam is left helpless and disabled, Gabriel volunteers to care for him so Dean and Castiel can continue hunting. Primary pairing is Sabriel, with a side of established Destiel. Chapter 19 is rated M, but the rest of the fic is consistently T.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fire of Eternity by Omniscientearl reviews
[Rewrite of: Harry Potter and the Dragon's Breath] Shortly after Harry returned to the Dursleys' house for the summer following his third year, he received a letter from Sirius. He has now been entrusted with three years of the Marauders' hard work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.
Beyond Familiar by Biggar Bookworm reviews
After an intense incident at the Dursley home on Harry Potter's 10th birthday Harry vanishes without a trace. Hermione Granger soon finds a highly intelligent animal who quickly becomes her companion on her journey into the strange magical world. This will be a story spanning several years at Hogwarts with a focus on a relationship between Harry and Hermione. Rating details inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Which James Proves Lily Right by Aerche reviews
James has visions for their newborn son, and he doesn't like to be wrong. James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Magic Fingers by Chiyume reviews
Dean wants to enjoy himself in the motel room while Sam is out, but finds himself in dire need of assistance so he calls Castiel down to ask the angel for help. Turns out that Castiel is more than willing to be of service, only not in the way Dean had planned... NC-17, bottom!Dean, grace!kink, written for castielsfeatheryassbutt (tumblr).
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Wolf of Twilight by OrangeFanana reviews
The wolf had saved him, even though Rusl had tried to kill it. And now the blue-eyed beast was gone, captured. Reviews are deeply appreciated. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,954 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Rusl, Link - Complete
Be My Guest by aLoggedInReader reviews
Gabriel is done watching Sam self-destruct over his brother's stupid deal and subsequent death. The rash decisions he makes to put a stop to the human's madness has unforeseen consequences for both of them, however. Season 4 AU, rated M for eventual mature content
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,174 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
The Girl who Imprinted by CCRevival reviews
The Volturi ran off with their tails between their legs, but a gathering that large of supernatural creatures attracted attention from the magical world. The magical world is still rebuilding from Voldemort so Harry gets sent. He finds trouble quickly with vampires - and an infatuated shape shifter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 205,140 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Leah
Echo by Hallucifer reviews
Lucifer is still there and Sam doesn't understand why. But as Lucifer begins to become more and more desperate for his attention for unknown reasons, Sam is forced to consider that this is more than a hallucination. Reluctant attempts to compromise the situation for his own sake lead to something more than Sam ever expected. Hallucifer fic. Samifer in later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,559 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 274,147 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Heaven By Your Side by despntiel reviews
Dean has to take care of a very grace-less, very human Castiel while Sam and Gabriel try to get his angel mojo back. But being together all the time makes feelings much harder to hide for everybody involved... Destiel, Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
1970 by MaraudingDisaster reviews
It's the first year of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for Remus Lupin and the other marauders. This is the tale of Remus's perspective of his first year and his journey of learning who he is rather than what he thinks he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Remus L., Marauders
The Time of Consequences by Wrexscar reviews
A continuation of Snorkack. In this I take a sharp detour away from canon and raise the rating to M. A Luna Lovegood time travel fic. Things begin to go wrong. Consequences is abandoned. Consider this a dead fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,935 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Luna L., Harry P.
The Fool and The Traitor by circassia reviews
When the Traitor had offered her his golden hand and a place by his side high above the creatures of Skyrim, how could she refuse? Features Evil!Dragonborn, Miraak, Hermaeus-Mora and some MiraakxDragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak - Complete
Harry Prewett and the Case of Illegal Time Travel by thegenuineimitation reviews
Harry wakes up in the custody of the Department of Mysteries, Office of Time Travel. Marauders' Era. Slash M/M .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,367 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Marauders
A Change in the Wind by AlyWanderingSoul reviews
Unlike the end of "Broken" where Emma and Mary Margaret fall through the Mad Hatter's hat and end up next to Mulan and Aurora, Emma lands somewhere else entirely. She lands right next to a pirate ship being captained by the one and only Hook. This story will follow some plots of the show, but not all of them. Captain Swan. ON HIATUS
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
It's The Great Destiel Shipper, Sam Winchester by thejigsawtimess reviews
What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,641 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Faintest Kiss by Assonant reviews
Soul: a part of humans spirits and morals. Dementors take this when they fully Kiss a victim. But what happens when someone isn't fully Kissed? Harry would find this dilemma of his worrying except he doesn't exactly care about right or wrong anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P.
At A Disadvantage by SilverRavenStar reviews
When Hook and Cora arrive in Storybrooke, Emma Swan is mortified to realize that her misadventures are only beginning. Even worse, she has to trust her least (?) favorite untrustworthy, dashing, eyeliner-loving swashbuckler to survive evil witches, revenge on Rumplestiltskin, ruby slippers, round tables, flying monkeys, merry men, and more. Hook/Emma, AU as of 2x10.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,184 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Heroes by ohprongs reviews
"'She looks like a Puffskein,' repeated Harry, one of his front teeth missing as he beamed at his Dad. 'I like Puffskeins.'" In which Harry has a secret and James listens. AU drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Snape's Situation by scarlettcat reviews
Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Charcoal and Paint by jessica k malfoy reviews
Harry never came back to Hogwarts, but Ginny did. So did Draco. This was written for the D/G Fic Exchange over at Livejournal and yall... I won FIVE awards. FIVE! I can't even believe it! I won Best Overall Story, Best Fluff, Best Kiss, Best Portrayal of Ginny, and Favorite Line. I can't even comprehend this. Okay I'll shut up now so you can read it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
All Skyrim's Foes by Ms Katonic reviews
Sequel to With A Dragonborn Like This. After killing Alduin and marrying his Listener, Cicero the Dragonborn was looking forward to a peaceful life with his brothers and sisters, furthering the Dark Brotherhood's work throughout Skyrim. Unfortunately for him, the rest of Skyrim has other ideas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Cicero V., Elisif - Complete
The Joy of Touch by Heiwako reviews
Sequel to Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf. Cicero hates the Listener who treats him little more than her personal slave. He finds comfort in his friendship with one of the initiates that leads into something more. Rated M for sexual content.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Cicero V. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by mini-mid reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
Babysitting Tonks by peevesisawesome reviews
Remus gets dragged into babysitting a young Tonks by Sirius. Perhaps it won't be as bad as he thinks...? Just a cute Remus/Tonks moment :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Lost and Found by mamaXunicorn reviews
Emma is sent on a search to find Gold's son and finds much more than she bargained for.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,296 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Emma S., Baelfire/Neal C.
Remembering by psychncislover reviews
Perry is upset that his boys don't remember, so he confiscates an unused blueprint of a Remember-inator from his nemesis's house. Also, LOVEMUFFIN has now amped up their game and are after the agents of the Tri-State area! Why? **Kinda On Hiatus**
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,705 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Perry, Phineas, Ferb
Leah: The Imprint Fic by Lakshmi1 reviews
An imprint mating doesnt seem so bad until he leaves and Leah is left with a baby. HP/LC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,912 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Leah
Marauders: Year One by kazoquel4 reviews
When the Marauder's first meet at Hogwarts, they create a fast friendship. But with Remus's underlying secret sowing doubt and suspicion among the four and their constant need for pranks and mischief getting them in trouble left and right, just how crazy will this year get? Sequel is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Hear them roar by kenneyk8 reviews
Nexy Gen. Fred's sorting. Warnings: Unabashed cuteness, grumpy sorting hat and an insane amount of weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Fred W. II, Sorting Hat
DADA, Made the Seaweed Brain Way by SAVE THE NARGLES reviews
Eighteen year old Percy Jackson comes to teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But takes Defence Against the Dark Arts a whole new direction. Will this help Harry Potter? And what secrets are being held inside and outside Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Loving Madness by forestofmyown reviews
Liette never expected to end up an assassin, but then she never planned to fall in love with a madman, either. But reconciling her feelings with how she views him - as both man and child, innocent and killer - might keep her from ever pursuing what she wants. Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Cicero V. - Complete
The Cursed by Cabba reviews
Three years of solitude has not been kind on Harry. But a letter changes everything. It seems that Harry wasn't destined to be a loner. With a whole new world that he's a part of he finds things that he never thought he would. But Harry's luck never leaves him when he realises that all that shines is pretty much cursed... (Sequel to Her Choices!) Canonships! Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,848 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Down the rabbit hole by GhostWriter84 reviews
When Bruce's experiment goes wrong he ends up somewhere new with Tony, Clint and Natasha. How will the four of them mix with a group of stranger in an apocalyptic world. Who's the better marksman Clint or Daryl? Can Lori get Natasha to do "women's work" or will the agent have a positive affect on the women in the group? Also what happens if Bruce goes Hulk in this new world?
Crossover - Walking Dead & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,656 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Daryl D., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Present by Mudora reviews
Midna has destroyed the mirror of twilight, ready to leave everything behind for her people. But soon after her safe return home, she finds that Link has left her a little present. The kind of present that Midna did NOT expect. Link and Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,554 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Midna, Link
To Hogwarts With the Dog by Demonic Hope reviews
Sirius escapes Azkaban to rescue 11 year old Harry. With Harry in mortal danger from not only the Dark Lord but also Dumbledore's Greater Good Sirius takes Harry to Hogwarts as Padfoot but the simple task of guarding his godson is complicated by Harry's BFF Draco and also hearing James's voice in his head. Sirius is going to fight to protect his family and this time he won't fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,930 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Blind Trust by Rayhne reviews
A year after the almost-Apocalypse, Bobby finds an injured Crowley on his doorstep
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,512 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Crowley, Bobby S. - Complete
Incredible Things by thatXoneXchick9999 reviews
When his little brother reveals himself to be an airbender, seven year old Bumi feels left out. Can his uncle Sokka pull him out of his funk?
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sokka, Bumi - Complete
The Dragon Keeper's Wife by C.Weasley reviews
Hermione and Charlie Weasley have a one night stand, but things change when the Ministry reinstates an old Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,056 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
On A Beanstalk With A Pirate by I Fancy Hugh Dancy reviews
- "Emma's never been in love, has she?" - What if Snow had climbed the beanstalk with Hook instead? A tale wherein Hook uses the beanstalk climb as the opportune moment to interview Snow about Emma and wherein Snow's sanity is rightly tested by the chatty pirate. Captain Snow Friendship.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Second Star to the Right by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,636 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Obsidian by x-Punch-Buggy-Red-x reviews
When a dragon egg hatches for Katharean, her entire world is turned upside down. After fleeing the home of her oppressive, Galbatorix-loving father, she meets the mysterious Murtagh. Can he help her reach Eragon and the Varden before Galbatorix's men find her? Or is he really all he seems? AU MurtaghxOC. Rated T for now...this summary is abysmal.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,283 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh
When the Lightning Strikes by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 2 of my HP/Supernatural crossover series. Harry continues to hunt with the Winchesters, but his relationship with Dean is threatened by a dark secret. Harry also gains a surprising ally in the search for his godfather. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,157 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
With A Dragonborn Like This by Ms Katonic reviews
Instead of an anonymous prisoner at Helgen, another Dragonborn has arisen. The Greybeards have called Cicero to High Hrothgar. What could possibly go wrong?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 305,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Cicero V., Delphine - Complete
O' Death by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Harry was betrayed my the ministry in the most horrible way. But now, with Lucifer freed, Castiel is running out of options. In desperation He decides to save and restore the one being that can help him win this war. The master of death himself. H/C
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
Domestic Bliss (Or Something Like It) by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
The Apocalypse has been averted. The alien invasion of Manhattan has been stopped. Dean and Clint are trying to figure out how their relationship is going to work now that Dean isn't a federal fugitive, but Dean hears that Alastair's coming for him, he starts making bad decisions. Like making a deal with Crowley.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,034 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Sam Winchester Curse by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Sam is convinced that he's going to die alone, because no one could ever love him. He meets Natasha and thinks he's going to die alone loving a woman who will never love him back. Companion piece to Domestic Bliss.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sam W., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
50 tips for Harry Potter & Hunger Games characters by ProngsNargles reviews
50 things Harry Potter characters should keep in mind when they enter the Hunger Games world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Angel Kisses by Mistress Whimsy reviews
Part 2 of the Angel Incidents Series. Dean panics, Sam laughs and Cas is just as clueless as always. sillyfic, slash, Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Angel Shots by Mistress Whimsy reviews
Part 1 of the Angel Incidents Series. You know you're drunk when you let an angel lick salt off your neck. Sillyfic, SLASH. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stall Me by aardbeien reviews
Thor leaves Loki under Tony's watch for a few hours. Loki decides to show off his magic.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Our Battles by ThroughTheTrapdoor reviews
"Lily shuddered at the feel of James's warm breath against her skin. She wanted to yell and curse at him; to hit him, even. She knew he was doing this on purpose, trying to provoke some kind of reaction out of her. And, Merlin help her, it was working."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,441 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Catching a Break by Cabba reviews
Sally tells Harry and Percy how she met Poseidon. Then she recalls her encounter with Patrick. Years later, she falls in love hard. No not Paul Blofis. Somebody else... Not what you'd expect. Sally is a bit OOC. Kimberly and Patrick are introduced. Mentions Harry Potter elements. Companion to the Pumki series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5006 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12050 - Favs: 14,379 - Follows: 13,034 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Of Time and the Snorkack by Wrexscar reviews
One moment you are 27 the next 9 again . What would you change after all everyone lived happily ever after didn't they? No pairings. A Luna Lovegood time travel tale. Read authors notes at the end of chapter 1. This leads into The Time of Consequences, consequences is abandoned. Consider this a dead fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,736 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Luna L., Harry P.
No Point in Fighting by SatyrsUnite reviews
Alex Newman witnessed his parents' murder as a nine-year-old. Left to survive alone in a world full of monsters out for demigod blood, he must find his way to salvation at CHB before being called on for a mission to defend his new home while battling his know-it-all ego and godly parent's attention. OC/OC, canon characters will be largely featured. Action-packed guaranteed!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Her Smile by XAuhoraAtraX reviews
"So this is a chicken nugget?" Hazel said, examining the small little misshapen piece of chicken in her hands. "Are you sure it's safe to eat?" "Oh my gods, yes, Hazel." Leo said, laying back into his seat, he couldn't help but grin at bronze-eyed girl across from him. "Don't be such a food critic. Do you honestly think I'd give you food that'd hurt you?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Hazel L., Leo V. - Complete
Her Choices by Cabba reviews
Sally now has to train her boys. With them on opposite ends of the scales and the horror of what had happened to them, the fate of the world literally depends on her. The Fates have taken an interest in them and this can mean no good... (Sequel to Pumki!) AU. Main characters - Sally, Percy and Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,338 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Tratie one-shots by Percabethlover26 reviews
Just some Tratie one-shots!;)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Katie G., Travis S.
Something Like Sunshine by Musafreen reviews
Or, three times members of the Hades-Pluto clan attempted to express their affections, with varying degrees of success.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Nico A.
Never Alone by prplemyth reviews
A small silver owl has been watching over Annabeth since she was a child, making sure someone was always caring for her. Annabeth centric fic. Oneshot. Percabeth also.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Big Shoes by xoxo Cherie reviews
As Leo grows more and more frustrated while building the Argo II, maybe a visit from one of his older siblings will help him out of his slump. Family fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Leo V., C. Beckendorf - Complete
Mr Monk and the Muuuurder? by Anna Gaskill reviews
The Santa Barbra Police Department is having a hard time. As a favor, the San Francisco Police Department is lending out their private consultant. Shawn isn't too happy to have another consultant on his turf, even if it's world famous detective Monk.
Crossover - Monk & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Adrian M., Shawn S.
Loki Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After he fell through the Veil, Sirius awoke back in his eleven year old body. There was just one problem. He was four years in the past! Given a second chance to help his godson, Sirius pretends to be his own son in an effort to ruin Dumbledore's plans. Will Hogwarts be standing when Loki returns? Or will McGonagall finally retire when she finds out who Loki really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sirius B.
How Fickle My Heart by adventuresinstorybrooke reviews
Emma Swan is eighteen and alone. Six months pregnant, she accidentally drives into Storybrooke and finds a friend, and maybe even family, with Mary Margaret. How would their relationship have developed if this had been the plot of Season 1? How would Emma's arrival have affected the town? Lots of Emma/Mary Margaret BrOTP love.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,051 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Emma S., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Maybe by xoxo Cherie reviews
When Jason is back at Camp Jupiter, he can't help but wonder what things could've been like if he hadn't disappeared. Slight Jason/Reyna. Friendship. Fluffy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
Cicerology by WonderfulNonsenseofBritt reviews
Cicero, trapped in the real world, seeks help from an indifferent psychologist who is thoroughly bored with her life.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Cicero V. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taming the Tiger by Morna reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has been taken as a prisoner of war by the Queen Zelda. Uncertain of what to do with her captive, they strike a bargain that leads to unexpected and surprising results. AU Zelda. GanondorfxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,241 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Rhymes of Fury by authorwannabe101 reviews
Fury is a son of Nemesis in a world where SHIELD knows of demigods. One day, he angers Will Solace and the Son of Apollo curses him. Later that day, Fury chases after Tony, yelling at him to turn in his Chitauri Attack Report. The Director of SHIELD is yelling in rhymes.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Will S., Nick F. - Complete
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Those Without by fakeasain56 reviews
He couldn't bend. He was worth nothing. What use was a non-bender child of the Avatar? Too bad Sokka doesn't allow that kind of thinking.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sokka, Bumi - Complete
Feelings by colour me perfect reviews
James Potter has a lot of them. Many of which, unfortunately, involve a certain Lily Evans. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Wand to the Wise by Knockturn Kelsey reviews
Hermione Granger works for the Ministry of Magic after the wizarding war. Her newest assignment is in nineteenth century London to prevent a future world war, and she is partnered to work along with the local detective, Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., S. Holmes
Bedtime Stories by Meepmeep123 reviews
Leo's great grandpa Sammy tells him a bedtime story about a boy named Sam, and a girl named Hazel. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Hazel L., Sammy V. - Complete
Greeking Out by Asilda reviews
Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jason G., Octavian - Complete
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,024 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Legends of The Four Worlds by gwen.k reviews
It has been many, many years since the Twilit war. Corlett, who is from Earth, is teleported to Hyrule field to help with the upcoming worlds war. Decedents of all help to create, and defend as Kyrine ressurects her evil father, Gannondorf. Four worlds. Four heroes. Four destinies. One evil daughter. TP goes to registered owners... not me. : T for mild language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012
Girls' Night Out by xoxo Cherie reviews
When Annabeth agreed to have a girls' night out with Rachel, this was definitely not what she had expected. Friendship fic. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Rachel D. - Complete
Blackdog by Atlantis Sinatra reviews
After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Pictsie Dust by kototyph reviews
For the Great Blind Sassy Exchange. Prompt: "Cas gets hit with the supernatural equivalent of taking ecstasy, and Sam has to keep him contained and all in one piece while Dean hunts down the antidote. Cas can't help but want to touch everything, including but not limited to Sam's shiny, shiny hair." PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
When Sovngarde Beckons by Heiwako reviews
When Hecate dies, she ends up in Sovngarde instead of the Void. After meeting a few old "friends", she is more than ready to get out of heaven, but seems unable to leave. Rated M for language only.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V. - Complete
Lightbringer Trilogy: Twilight by Runaway-Fantasy reviews
HIATUS. 1st of 3. Jenna is torn from her world when an evil endangers it, only to encounter things just as bad in this new land she finds herself in. Hyrule. Teaming up with the hero, Link, she searches for a way to cast out this evil and find a way home. HIATUS.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Link
Eyes on the Road, Hands on the Wheel by Chiyume reviews
Castiel asks Dean to teach him how to drive, but Dean seems to have trouble focusing on the task at hand…
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Humouring The Overlord by LasersAndSpikes reviews
Megamind never shuts up about making Roxanne his Evil Queen, so the reporter agrees. If only to shut him up.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
The Shattered One by MissAnnThropic reviews
When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,021 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Dubious Consent by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Loki is tired. Gabriel is shopping for a new vessel. Thor always thought angels were just stories to scare little aesir into behaving.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Between Fantasy and Reality by Marynna reviews
A nasty accident leaves Amanda stuck in a world she doesn't understand. Now she has to find her way home...before she's caught up in the world of the Twilight Princess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,170 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/20/2007
Cicero's Listener by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: The Dread Father would laugh and dance with him before loyal Cicero would let that sly, honey-worded thief take his Listener away from him. CiceroxListener
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Cicero V., Brynjolf - Complete
Drunken Confessions by ToxicWitchling reviews
Korra finds Tahno a little down beaten and drunk behind Narook's one night. He soon starts admitting to having had lewd about Korra for months, and it seems he's determined to make fantasy a reality.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Korra, Tahno
The Dark Brotherhood Forever by Heiwako reviews
Epilogue to Darkness Rises When Silence Dies and For the Future of Skyrim. Various vignettes dealing with Hecate and Cicero's relationship over the years.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,244 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
This story is currently on hold until my mind comes back into focus. Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 166,902 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 5,175 - Follows: 5,919 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Destiel, Actually by Cuboid reviews
Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Blood Dance by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,347 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Storybrooke's Tale of Beauty and the Beast by Teddy'sTwin reviews
Henry discovers a girl in a basement of the hospital that sends Mr. Gold's world reeling. He's lived without her for so long, and now she's alive. Alive, despite what he'd been told. Now what will happen as he tries to win her back? (Now very AU)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,475 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Thread of Fate, Chapter 12, April Fool's Day by UsamiAkihiko reviews
April Fool's Day chapter from my "Thread of Fate" story. Prepare to discover rainbows, the pompadour of time, and pelvic thrusts of epic proportions.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Harry's First Magic by The Purple Donkey reviews
Harry's first bit of accidental or not so accidental bit of magic leaves James...missing something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
An Archangel and a Soul Walk into a Bar by Ockermuller reviews
Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Operator wheres Mommy? by hellobrit13 reviews
A cute little story of when Pony asks the operator how can he reach his mom c:
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
The Dovahkiin Always Rings Twice by Metrophor reviews
*SPOILERS FOR THE THIEVES' GUILD QUESTLINE* When the Dragonborn goes to investigate Riftweald, Mercer isn't long gone: He's waiting for her. Originally written for the Skyrim Kink Meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
A Fantastic Surprise by Eligh reviews
Jim discovers fan fiction. He is pleasantly surprised. Slash- boy smex. Don't like? eh... too bad for you. M for Kirk/Spock slash. NOW with a shiny new EPILOGUE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
She Dies by LittlePorcelainDoll reviews
The pleasure of watching him kill was more intense than it had any right to be. Female!Dragonborn/Cicero one-shot
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V. - Complete
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Rest of This Year by ScarlettSunshine reviews
"Potter, you will put me down if you want to be part of the New Year," she huffed. "I'll put you down if you promise to spend the rest of...well the rest of this year with me." It's New Year's Eve and Lily won't be alone. Not if James can help it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,302 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rewind! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Thanks to Destiny, Fate, and Dumbledore's meddling, Harry is now dead. At least until Order and Chaos decide to even the odds and send him back..with a few upgrades, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
National Geographic by QueVeeBee reviews
Seth reads an article on wolf mating in a National Geographic magazine which leads to an interesting series of events between his alpha and sister. BLACKWATER. Rated M for language and future lemons. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,062 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jacob, Leah
How to Fill the Holes Left Behind by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
Dean is a man of his word, if nothing else. And what the hell else can you do for an angel who's ready to die for the cause? Accompaniment to 5x03 Cas/Dean smut
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Outrun My Gun by Misato reviews
Finally convinced that Sam and Dean will never say yes and accept their destinies, Heaven and Hell come up with a new plan, one that will redraw the Apocalypse. All they need is Dean Winchester's soul. Dean/Castiel, time travel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,694 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Banana Pancakes by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Bobby comes to a realization about this "thing" he and Crowley have going on. FINALLY fixed!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Dirty Tricks by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Seven years ago, Sam Winchester ran away from his only family, and was found by one of the very things he had been brought up to hate and hunt. Instead of following instinct and killing the trickster, Sam became its apprentice. Sequel to Pray for Us
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Sam W., Gabriel] John W., Bobby S. - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blue Agents of Destruction by Dal Niente reviews
AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Roxanne R. - Complete
Magic and Babies Do Not Mix by Keisuke Sora reviews
Harry Potter, age almost one, is on a mission! The task: get that stick-like thingy from daddy and find out how it works! Baby!Harry AU Lily/James Remus/Sirius Non-Death-Eater!Pettigrew
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., James P.
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Leap That Makes the Fall by MissAnnThropic reviews
With no explanation for how or why, Dean and Sam find themselves with a fallen angel on their hands.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,722 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
Just Steal That Base by kaitouahiru reviews
"What is second?" Dean might just get it into his mind to show Castiel what the rest of the bases are before someone else can steal them first.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Past, Present, Future OH MY! by Gred.then.Forge reviews
After messing with Harry's old time-turner, Teddy Lupin, James, Albus, and Lily Potter are sent back in time to Harry's third year. As they try to keep their identity hidden, romance blossoms, humor takes place, betrayal, epiphanies, and chaos ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,095 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
Radar Love by 9091 reviews
Long-distance relationships suck. Secret long-distance relationships suck more.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Perfection by Phoenix Falconer reviews
SPOILERS for X-men: First Class. A continuation of a certain scene between Erik Lensherr and Raven Darkholme. "You really are," he said softly, holding her tawny gaze, and trying to reacquire it when she broke eye contact, "an exquisite creature, Raven."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Magneto, Mystique
Crises of Identity by Dal Niente reviews
Pre-movie. Wayne learns something, and is unsettled. Megamind is in jail and confused, but he knows when something isn't right, and he doesn't like the change, and wants to figure out what caused it and fix it. Part Two: Megamind Fixes It.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Epic by Hatteress reviews
Fourth in the Tripping 'Verse. Lisa's always been a fan of epic love stories. Imagine her surprise when she discovers she's living next door to one. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Moses Has an Alibi by Hatteress reviews
Third in the Tripping 'Verse. If there's one thing Castiel should have learned in all his years it was that peace never lasted. The apocalypse may have been over but life went on – and with it came...complication. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
To Be Loved by Sam-Tony reviews
Sam says yes to Lucifer because he knows what the archangel really wants. Sam/Lucifer, slash, blasphemy
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harsh Truths and Blunt Observations by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
After releasing Lucifer from Hell, and then being told by Dean that they should split up, Sam's not entirely sure what he should do anymore. He surprised to get a visitor. Not a very welcome visitor either. Sequel to Tall Tales. SLASH. Gabriel/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Never the Same by KittyBatman reviews
AU. What if Bernard wasn't at the museum when Megamind was running from Roxanne? A different version of Megamind, where there's no disguises, and no lies. Only past differences that Roxanne and Megamind must overcome, and later grow to love. MM/RR story
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,293 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mood Change by nineteennintytwo reviews
Premovie. One kidnapping, Roxanne isn't herself. No witty banter or sarcastic comments. Megamind and Minion wonder why, but when they find out, it hits home for the blue genius.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Fate by nineteennintytwo reviews
AU after my oneshot 'Friends Within'. What if Roxanne had remained friends with Megamind? The story of a forbidden friendship that became a forbidden love. MegamindxRoxanne.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,571 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Cant of Avalon by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Rewrite of Strains of Melody: Young Harry is removed from the Dursleys and adopted by a man who doesn't exist, and doesn't want to. Non-specific references to past child abuse and the occasional profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 208 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., OC
Listen for the Angels by blueSKIES247 reviews
He didn't want an imprint and she was the odd one out. Oh, and they both can see dead people.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Luna L., Seth - Complete
Be Mine by Mistress Whimsy reviews
Set during and after My Bloody Valentine. Castiel confesses his feelings for Dean while dealing with demons, a horseman and a bloodthirsty Sam. Dean/Castiel SLASH. ONE SHOT.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Movies Suck! by Bubbler Girl reviews
The story about how a small, slightly crazy muggle girl gets sucked into the movie world of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Lots of swearing, crazy adventures, snogging and mischeif ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Draco M., OC
Chocolate, Spice, and Everything Nice by ArwendeImladris reviews
Kirk is secretly in love with his first officer. Spock is secretly intoxicated by chocolate. Add in an away mission, a day in the snow, and a hot brown beverage. Hint: it isn't coffee.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Flynn Ryder and the Beautiful Princess by Enchantable reviews
Rapunzel finds a more mature Flynn Ryder tale in the library and finds her own 'Flynn' more than willing to try some of it out.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Kids Who Pull the Wings Off Flies by An Cailin Rua reviews
"How is it that you're not afraid of him? After all you've been through?" Roxanne isn't exceptionally brave or strong; she just knows his type, and she's not intimidated anymore. Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Playing Cupid by SarahTee reviews
It all started when Gabriel got bored... Slash Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
I'm Sorry by nineteennintytwo reviews
A simple twist of an ankle can easily change a person's feelings. MegamindxRoxanne rain scene.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Temptress by Masako Moonshade reviews
Knowing she's about to be kidnapped by Megamind again, Roxanne Ritchie decides she's going to have a bit of fun with our villain.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8327 - Favs: 9,436 - Follows: 6,999 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Lovesick Alien by KittyBatman reviews
Megamind has a strange sickness where he feels weird whenever he's around Roxanne. Fortunately, she knows exactly why. Roxanne/Megamind fluffiness
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The One Where Malfoy Proves He's Not A Wimp by georginacastleorpington reviews
James Potter is in persuasive mode. He's got to convince Malfoy to lip-lock with his cousin, Rose, or Albus will never give him that 20 galleons. And he's got to get Fred to stop waving his Anti-Ginger-Racism petition around. *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Eragon, 21st Century Dragon Rider by unaagi reviews
A modern twist to Eragon. What would happen if someone who has read the series found out that they were a dragon rider? Alice Harper gets more than she bargained for when she and her friends are thrown into the world of Eragon Romance, Action and Drama!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010
Teddy's Present by shockin'blueeyes reviews
Teddy woke up with a startle. He had had the same dream again, and this time it hadn't left him with a pleasant feeling. Shaking his head, he got up. Today he had more important things to think of. After all, it was his seventeenth birthday
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Smile by sephirothflame reviews
It starts with a simple, innocent picture. It's all downhill from there. Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sugar we're going down by sephirothflame reviews
Sam is trying to research. Gabriel is being Gabriel. There's a misuse of chocolate chips. Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Cas and Spock and a question of logic by Daria234 reviews
Humorous one-shot about what Cas and Spock would talk about if they ever met. Slash, Cas/Dean and Kirk/Spock implied. AU where no explanation is given as to why they are in the same century, it's not important for the fic. Don't read if you don't like.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Castiel, Spock - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
School Daze by Fallain reviews
Sam-14, Dean-18. Had John ever hunted the Trickster? A new student enrolls in Sam and Dean's high school as their dad tracks a hunt back to the same town. Nothing is ever as it seems in High School, especially not for a Winchester. GabrielxSam SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,910 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Cultural Differences aka the Spanking Fic by 1lostone reviews
Jim's having a bad day. Weird Dreams, Snarky First Officer... what's a Captain to do? Make sure his next mission goes well, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,555 - Follows: 6,429 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,540 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
No room for God by sephirothflame reviews
Dean keeps moaning "God"; Gabriel does not approve. PWP. Gabriel/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Every Life Worth Saving by Fallain reviews
Sometimes Sam needs to be reminded that he's still good despite everything crashing down around him. One-Shot. SLASH GabrielxSam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
I wanna do bad things to you by sephirothflame reviews
Famine is kicking in and Sam wants more than just demon blood. Things start to get complicated when it turns out not to have been a one time thing, though. Sam/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Accidental Intermission by brytewolf reviews
Jim and Spock are having a movie night in Jim's quarters. Spock accidentally ingests some chocolate, and shameless smut and fluff ensue. Rated M for a reason, people XDDD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Middle Eight by HigherMagic reviews
5.13 YoungJohn!Michael/Dean. Written for a prompt from sarahlizzie. Just because I think Young John and Dean are two very attractive people, and Michael should have had a little more than a heart to heart than he did with Dean. Wincest technically .
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Randomness and Idiocy by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
What would happen if the characters from the movie and the characters from the books met each other? Warning: Even the book characters are rather OOC. People talk like 21-century people. Featuring cameos from Ranger's Apprentice and Harry Potter.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Eragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Four Things That Remind Me of Love by clair beaubien reviews
WeeChester story. Sam's 4th grade teacher gives the class an assignment: draw something that reminds you of love. She disputes his choices. Sam and Dean dispute her back.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The List by daisyham8 reviews
Castiel knows things are changing for him and he can't stop it, so he composes a List. Dean/Castiel, spoilers/canon through 5x14. Character death
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Car by any Other Name by ScottyFTW reviews
Castiel takes it upon himself to name the Impala. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A very complicated life for a child by crouchintiger reviews
Five year old Harry is sent back in time to Hogwarts. His teenage mother helps look after him, unaware that he is her son. Harry's father, James, shows great dislike towards him, but Harry eventually gains the courage to stick up for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Puppy Dog Tails by Rahmi reviews
Sam and Dean get turned into animals a lot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
4 Things Castiel is not Allowed to Do by ScottyFTW reviews
...as decreed by Dean Winchester. Implied one-sided Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Theories and Destinies by AvocadoLove reviews
So how exactly did Zuko end up on the Fire Nation ship in the first place? Sokka has an idea. Another Brother universe
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The More Things Change by Alec McDowell reviews
Sam and Dean aren't where they belong.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Mahou mo Ken by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Fight against Fate by Amberile reviews
In a freak accident, during the ultimate battle, 21 year old Harry is send back through time and space to that fateful day on Halloween. This is the story about Harry’s desperate fight against Fate to save his friends and this new world he is now in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heaven Forbid by stereochick reviews
Instead of running away after Darry hits him, Ponyboy stays at home. The next night, something terrible happens as a result. Now Pony is dealing with the repercussions and has to learn how to trust his brother again. Warning: mature content in first chap
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,310 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Unsettling by Puudee Frog reviews
Unsettling: having the effect of upsetting, disturbing, or discomposing. Yes, everyone thought that Luna Lovegood was an unsettling figure in Forks. Edward Cullen agreed. LL/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Luna L., Edward
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Art of Balance by SciFiNutTX reviews
Dedicated to and written for charis-kalos. Dean 21, Sam 16. Sam is given a writing assignment in English class which leads him to make unsettling discoveries about his family. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Fire Nation Ship by AvocadoLove reviews
Zuko would always remember the day he first saw the dead husk of the Fire Nation ship. Another Brother universe. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Zuko, Hakoda - Complete
A Psychic, a Hunter, & a Werewolf Walk Into a Bar by windscryer reviews
Shawn was just minding his business and playing some pool when his life took a sharp turn South. And he's not talking Georgia here. But at least it's good company. Pre-Series crossover with Supernatural. Gen. PYO ASR 1.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Dean W., Shawn S. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Hermione develops a way to activate the veil and she and Harry dive in to get Sirius back. I may write a prequel to this if enough people want it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,091 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
Everybody Loves Remus by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
Ever get tired of those ridiculous, crazy, and sometimes just plain scary ships? Well, Remus Lupin certainly is! Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,921 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
Shift by moonfyre reviews
7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,104 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Say a Word by authoressnebula reviews
Spoilers for 3x12: Jus In Bello. Henrickson's smart-ass comment reveals a surprising truth Sam didn't want known. Hurt!Sam, angry!Dean, bad!John. Happy ending, though. WARNING: mentions of father abusing his child sexual . Nothing graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Born Again Virgin by NixItAll reviews
Hermione has been suffering through a dry spell. A long dry spell. SiriusHermione. Smut Warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
It's Love by RainynDawn reviews
Hermione Granger had her life pretty much in control, until a young man showed up on her doorstep nearly frozen and disoriented on a February night. No prophecy could have prepared her for what would come out of opening that door.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,403 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Sexy Black Hair and Other Things I Can't Help but by siriusly klutzy reviews
Being bad at Arithmacy is one thing. Being bad at it because you're bad with numbers is another. But being horrible at it because you got caught staring at James Potter when you should be taking a test really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hold On, My Brother by ChoCedric reviews
The Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament, seen through Cedric's eyes. Discover his thoughts and feelings before his death, and see what happens to him afterwards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by HeatherL reviews
CH 1-5 REVISED 11/12-13/2012 Hermione is sent back in time into her younger body with knowledge of her previous lifetime. Will she be able to help Harry set things right and save Draco in this lifetime? HG/DM SPOILERS DH Epilogue, AU, Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,876 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
A Reversal Of Roles by Morrisburger reviews
Lily ends up in debt to James Potter. Snogging ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Absolute Gravity by fembuck reviews
Hermione and Pansy’s relationship continues to grow. Sequel to 'Darling Pansy' and 'Beautiful Day'. HermionePansy, Hermansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,930 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
Rise of the Protector by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Final chapter in the Midnight Series.Harry's job is clear: destroy the Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort. With the death of a mentor, Harry is forced to become something he never wanted, a leader.Year seven has arrived and there is no turning back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,346 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Still Breathing by Maraudersgirl89 reviews
What do you mean he was still breathing? All is not how it seemed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,960 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 11/30/2004 - James P., Harry P.
What I Should've Said by Disposable Sunshine reviews
A missing moment of sorts during Christmas Break, OotP, in which Harry and Sirius hash and rehash some unresolved issues between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,611 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Are you Arguing With Me? by empressoftheasylum reviews
The popping of the big question. Dialog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 276 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Beast Lord by Ceres K reviews
Warning: OotP Spoilers After his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is getting worse and worse. Fortunately for Harry, a certain Phoenix decides to do something about it. Rating just to be safe. Not your average Independent!Super!Harry fic. Will be HG, RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P.
Dishing It Out by Bratanimus reviews
Tonks felt a laugh tickling her belly but she wasn’t done whining, and she wasn’t about to give Remus the satisfaction of making her feel better so quickly. One shot RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storytime With Sirius by Long live the pickles reviews
One Shot. Sirius reads baby Harry a story Sirius style. Luckily Lily's there to keep watch. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Walking Higher by Faith Accompli reviews
Ginny's fifth year. She feels ignored and unloved, so she does what any irrational teenage witch would do: bring back a sociopathic young dark lord who tried to kill her. Of course, this time she's in complete control of the situation. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,732 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Power Of Verbal Communication by Crystal Kisses reviews
There comes a time, in every witch's life, when she must lose control of her voice, and confess her secret, undying love to one James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Take My Hand by Callisto Nicol reviews
Fevers were dangerous things, especially when Potter's comforting hands were nearby. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
My Bubble by made.unmade reviews
Short Oneshot. Lily Evans is sitting by the fire, enjoying the quiet when the prat, James Potter invades her bubble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Everyone else is doing it! by Lin13 reviews
A total cliche about me ending up in the avatar world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 129,836 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Zuko - Complete
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Bottoms by Sea Priestess reviews
Percy quizzes Snape on a topic which has been troubling him for some time. Set in GoF. WARNING: Contains slashy innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Severus S., Percy W. - Complete
Sleepless Knights by Japonica reviews
A missing moment, which takes place in the Christmas holidays of Order of the Phoenix, where Harry can’t sleep and Sirius feels godfatherly. An ickle bit of bonding for those who like it that way. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I Love to See You Smile by Bamfwriter reviews
SLASH, SSRL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. No sex this time out (first HP slash). Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending. The "F" word abounds, hence the R rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Bedside Chat at Grimmauld by Icelightning reviews
Sirius talks to Remus about Harry as the two of them watch the boy sleep. Set during OotP, after Harry first arrives at Grimmauld Place, Number Twelve. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Split Infinity by Theo Javier reviews
Hermione Granger get's hit in the head with a door in the girls' lavatory, hurling her back in time to Hogwarts when the Marauders reigned... In Lily Potter's body.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Hermione G., Lily Evans P.
The Lie Detector by Cockatoo reviews
What is the truth about HDM? Find out when Lee Scoresby hooks up Lyra and Will to a lie detector machine!...
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2001
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Cursed Teeth Bite: The Stone reviews
January 1986: Fenrir Greyback chooses his target for the night's full moon to be Hermione Jean Granger. The seven-year-old girl is bitten and infected with the lycanthropy curse. How different will Hogwarts be with a werewolf on its grounds? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Hermione G.
Even Sorting Hats Enjoy Their Fun reviews
The Weasley Twins loved mischief. On the first day of their return to Hogwarts in their second year, they decide to share a well thought out prank with another. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - George W., Fred W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Rewrite of: Legends of the Four Worlds reviews
Post-Twilight Princess. Ganondorf is back. At least, everyone thinks he is. Who else would be allying with the bulbins and causing havoc through Hyrule? Though this villian doesn't only want Hyrule.(S)He wishes to enslave each of the four worlds: Hyrule Earth, Modern Earth, the Twilight Realm, and The Sacred Realm- where the last of the Sheikahs prosper beside the dieties.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012
The Science of Mythology reviews
That is, if science even exists. Considering there are Egyptian, Roman, Greek and even Persian gods, you begin to doubt that the silly thing mortals call Fact, is all pretty much Cerberus poo.. and now the world has to be saved by an ambitious ghost and a vengeful god ... Jeez, people! Why can't you just let these heroes live their lives!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2012
A New Light reviews
Not as Famous Teenage prodigy Narissara Duume has quite the knack for mischief in the boarding school that her mom and dad sent her to. Inside a forbidden closet, is something more disturbing than anything she had ever experienced. A few days later, Artemis Fowl is sent to do a presentation at her boarding school.When she asks for help, he worries that she might discover a secret
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Artemis F.
Felix and Alagaësia Just Don't Mix reviews
Felix is just a modern day sixteen year old in modern day Montana. When his little sister, Danielle, accidentally reads him into a story,Felix finds out that The Inheritance Cycle Books have more to it than meets the script.This is after Inheritance, Fifteen years after Inheritance to be exact! Spoiler alert! I do not own the idea for Inkheart or any thing in the Inheritance cycle
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012