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Joined 01-26-01, id: 38616, Profile Updated: 10-28-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Huge twilight fan. I have one story in the works and up on the site. Go read it or else you are missing out on so good stuff.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Seriously wtf?)

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits

famous - big time rush

Waking Up

Best days of your life - kellie pickler

First Day At School

fast cars and freedom - fascal flatts

Making Your New Best Friend

only hope - mand moore

Falling In Love

here we go - nsync

Breaking Up

burnin' up - jonas brothers

Prom

i want it that way - backstreet boys

Graduation

L.A. Baby (where dreams are made) - jonas brothers

Life's Okay

fly - sugar ray

Death Of A Close Friend

god must have spent a little more time on you - nsync

Mental Breakdown

amarillo sky - jason aldean

Driving

I want you to want me - ksm

Flashback

thats what you get - paramore

Getting Back Together

this i promise you - nsync

Birth Of A Child

eyes on the fire - blue foundation

Wedding Scene

she's everything - brad paisley

Car Accident

giddy up - nsync

Final Battle

courtesy of the red white and blue - toby keith

Death Scene

misery business - paramore

Funeral Song

this love - maroon 5

End Credits

about you now - mirana cosgrove

Deleted Scenes

love story

Links for my stories

The misadventures of Us

Chapter 5

Bella's dress -

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=323981&CategoryID=18109

Chapter 7

Bella's bikini -

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=CP-238266&page=7&cgname=OSSWMBIKZZZ&rfnbr=1232

Chapter 11

Pal Mickey http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/wdwi/en_GB/special/specialindex?id=PalMickeyPage&bhcp=1

Bella's outfit http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_outfit_in_ch_10/set?id=11837920

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We're Having a Baby: A Detective Mellark Comedy by HungryForMore74 reviews
Follow Katniss and Peeta through thirty-nine weeks of pregnancy in this sequel to "The Wedding" A/U set in modern Manhattan. Can this former yuppy couple survive the trials and tribulations of the next nine months?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 138,115 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Katniss E., Prim E., Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
Tutus, Teeth, & a Bag of Fairy Dust by TwiStarJunkie reviews
Edward Cullen has a secret nightlife...one that could destroy him. When the worst person possible uncovers it, what will he do and will they be able to accept it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 122,289 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Stalking Firelord Zuko by emletish reviews
The immediate postwar period from Katara's ranty POV. shenanigans abound. Chap 24:Song arrives in Ba Sing Se. Shenaniagns ensue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 379,414 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Official Fanfiction University OFUATLA by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
The characters of the Avatar world are getting really annoyed at all the bad fics you're making-especially the romance ones! Join them at the Official Fanfiction University of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and learn just WHY Zutara could never be!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,662 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Aang, Zuko
Moving out by Birchwood29 reviews
Ginny is kicked out of Hermione's apartment so that Ron can move in. Harry offers her a house and more insane situations ensue. FINAL CHAPTER/ONE SHOT ADDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,394 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
My Saving Grace by Totteacher reviews
Did you ever wonder how Edward's mother knew that Carlisle was more than human? Please read and let me know what you think. This story has not been beta'd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Elizabeth, Carlisle - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
I Remember by Animeaddict56 reviews
James has to accept a hard fact about his baby sister. He still remembers everything that led to this moment, but he didn't always enjoy it. Fourth one-shot in my Family Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2009 - James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pirates and Princesses by VeryRachelBerry reviews
Bella is in kindergarten and is sitting all by herself. Edward comes to see if she wants to play with him. My first shot at younger versions of them, so it might not be amazing. Re-posted it. I had to fix something. Lost all my stats though :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fair Fight by Justine Lark reviews
Emmett challenges Edward to a fight, but with Bella in the mix, perhaps they aren't so evenly matched anymore. Who wins, who loses and how does Rosalie react? Post-BD family fun with the Cullens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Every Cloud by two hours' traffic reviews
Nessie's stubbornness has left her grounded, but being grounded means she gets a couple of hours alone with her dad. What do they say about linings of clouds? Sometimes, punishment isn't so bad.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cullen and Bella, Say What! by iHeartBradyQuinn reviews
Mike Newton recieved the invitation to Edward and Bella's wedding. The crazy lil' puppy had a fit. Ha, ha! Just a blurb of Mike's reaction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Mike, Tanya
Sunshine State by Justine Lark reviews
More than a missing moment, it's a missing weekend from Eclipse! Experience Bella and Edward's visit to Florida from Edward's POV. Can Edward monitor Victoria's attack, pass for human, keep Bella happy, win Renee's approval and stay out of the sun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bridal Shower by Justine Lark reviews
Does anyone think that Alice would have let Bella get married without giving her a bridal shower? I didn't either. You are cordially invited to read my version of the event. It's a sweet, light, fun one-shot from Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Dogs and Disney World by averita reviews
Martha had never really had trouble Christmas shopping. [oneshot, MarthaAaron]
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
You and Me by bookworm03 reviews
Tony and Michelle story...post season 2...
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 154,532 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Prince has come, so now what by scoob2222 reviews
Sequel to CinderChloe It seems like Chloe O'Brian finally got her fairytale ending with Jack, so what's the problem now? Better then the summary I promise.
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
My Only by omens reviews
Harry always believed he'd end up alone. What will it take to show him he's wrong? Companion peice to The New Mrs. Weasley and Proof. !On Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Christmas Spirits or A Jack and Chloe Christmas by scoob2222 reviews
Drunk Chloe and Adorable Jack celebrate their first Christmas together.
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter of Glenwise by rockgilla reviews
Harry finds out he's a lord and moves into his abondened castle which needs a good clean and suprise hes throwing a ball with Herm and Ron to hob nob HarryHerm later on
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Taking Chances by cjhammer reviews
The mood lightens after a tough day at work...
24 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Changes Approaching by YouHadMeAtHelloxo reviews
SEQUEL TO 'FOR THE MOMENT' This follows the lives of Matt, Mary, Lucy, Simon, Ruthie, Sam and David now that they're all adutls and some with adult children of their own. But not everything will be as it has been in the past...how will everyone react to t
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,574 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Fred And Hermione: The Real Story by Miz Granger reviews
Please RR and flames accepted. The title explains it all. The story covers Hermione's 6th and 7th years at Hogwart's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,134 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 8/16/2003 - George W., Hermione G.
Our Story Now by HP-Magic reviews
George is back home but adjusting back to his old life is proving difficult. Where is he and Hermione's happily ever after? This story follows George and Hermione's journey to find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
A Dance by Inell13 reviews
Fred and Hermione share a dance at a wedding
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
How Our Story Came To Be by HP-Magic reviews
A story on how Hermione and George came to falling in Love and the trials they are faced with because of the looming war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Moonlit Dance by emeraldstar3 reviews
Harry has little felt the passion and power of love until his final year when he falls for Hermione. What's more important...friendship or love? Harry reveals unknown powers in the face of Voldemort's challenge. ROMANCE (H/H) AND FLUFF! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Finding Our Way Back Together reviews
Bella and Edward meet in High School. They lose contact but when fate brings them back together what will happen will they make the most of it or will they lose out on a second chance of love. All human Canon pairing. BxE AxJ ExR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Misadventures of Us reviews
Emmett, Edward and Jasper attend a school that is allowing Girls in for the first time. Alice, Bella, and Rosalie are just three of the girls attending. Follow along for lots of fun. Rated T for safety. All human cannon pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,968 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009
Playing in the dirt reviews
Post breaking dawn. One-shot. Bella wants to go hunting but she can't go since Emmett and Rosalie are out in the woods. Nessie wants to know why her aunt and uncle are covered in dirt. Read and Review. Better than summery
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Emmett the teacher? reviews
I took this idea for a story I read. Or at least one chapter. But Emmett is goofing off and finds himself a subsitute teacher.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The first annual Harry Potter Awards reviews
It’s an award show Harry Potter style…. It’s not much but if you like it like it review and I will do more
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/22/2005