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Joined 05-17-03, id: 386297, Profile Updated: 05-16-11
Author has written 3 stories for Inheritance Cycle.

All About the Girl, Strike of Shadow

Name: Rachelle

Age: 20

Some More Information About Me...Well, I live in the Midwest, specifically in the state of Indiana. I am a swimmer for a college team. My favorite thing to do in the world is sleep because I love dreaming. I get most of my ideas for my stories from a dream that I've had...or stupid bizarre ideas I get. When I am not busy, I am usually on the computer on either writing on my blog, YouTube, FanFiction.Net, or Facebook.

I'm really shy once I meet someone, but after that phase, you will have to fight to get a word in. I have a bizarre sense of humor, and tend to make stuff up out of the blue. For example, if you told me that you had a wand that turned people into chickens, I probably would laugh my ass off and then proceed to make sound effects to how it would happen. Enough said about my weird sense of humor. Besides that, I love making people laugh, so that's why I tend to have more stories in the Humor genre. But I do love a good love story too.

Check out my blog, if you get the chance. It's about as equally screwed up as my stories: Panthers of America

My Ultimate Top Favorite Things in the World
1. Sleeping
2. My family and friends
3. YouTube
4. Video Games (anything Nintendo :D)
5. Music
6. Electronics especially cell phones

Favorite Music: Everything except for a majority of country music and extreme death metal/screamo music

My Favorite Movies
Role Models
Beauty and the Beast
Grandma's Boy
Ever After
The Hangover
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
The Swan Princess
Any Chris Nolan Batman movie (Christian Bale is a babe, just sayin'.)

Complete Stories

Quest for Sanity
Category: Eragon
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Published: January 7, 2006
Summary: God, this story is cracked up. Two girls, Salacia and Caprice, get sucked up into this vortex thing. They make it to Alagaesia, thinking that they are going to figure out why Galbatorix is such a "meaniehead", but instead they find that's he's a total crackhead, and Durza is the mean one. Though it doesn't matter, they are ruining Galbatorix's and "Silence"'s mind anyway. By the way, this story is really, really fucked up.

Current Stories

Eragon's Training Camp
Category: Eragon
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Published: June 12, 2006
Summary: Galbatorix accidently lets the word out that he's attacking the Varden, so Eragon is gathering an army of Varden to train so they can fight the Empire army. Little does he know that this will make him want to kill himself at times. While Eragon is pulling his hair our, Murtagh is gathering his army and trying dodge fangirls who are after him. I know, really bizarre and crazy.

The Daily Life of a King
Category: Eragon
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Published: March 3, 2009
Summary: In the current three released books of the Inheritance Series, readers do not have a chance to see almighty King Galbatorix. Why is this man hidden in his castle? And how does he live his life? All these questions are answered in this bizarre tale. :D

New Possible Stories

Community Service
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Published: Soon. :)
Summary: Drunk and thinking that the President of the United States resides in the majestic white house down the street, Rae and her friend proceed to leave a "message" and accidentally set fire to the President's lawn. But much to their dismay, it wasn't the American President's house they left the message at. It was the President of Kaiba Corporation.

Untitled Fairy Tale Parody
Category: Fairy Tales
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Published: Soon. :)
Summary: Princess Josephine has been betrothed to a man almost twice her age! So like the other 95 girls in this situation, she runs off into the night somehow without getting caught. On her journey she meets a rag tag team of followers and even meets an overly exaggeratedly hot man named Aaron who just so happens to be a prince. Will Aaron be able to save her or will she be stuck with the old man? Only I know what happens! :insert evil laugh:

Untitled Fairy Tale (Not a Parody for once!)
Category: Fairy Tales
Genre: Tragedy/Angst
Rating: T
Published: Soon. :)
Summary: Running away from their dreaded fiances works out for fairy tale princess. They find their true love and have their happily ever after. Not in my case.

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Shur'tugalar abr Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Three dragon hatchlings cause three girls to be captured by Galbatorix, who will stop at nothing to force them to serve him... complete
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,391 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Cruel Eyes by WildPixieChild reviews
A girl longing for freedom ends up in the most unlikely places, with love staring at her through cold black eyes. Loosely based on the myth of Persephone and Hades. R&R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006
Catching Flies with a metal spoon by shadowrunning reviews
Abstract concept expanding on the main theme of Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,049 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
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The Daily Life of the King reviews
Ever wanted to know how Galbatorix lived his life? How does he answer mail, eat dinner, interact with people amongst other things? All these questions can be answered by reading this wonderful work of fiction. :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - King Galbatorix
Eragon's Training Camp reviews
Eragon is accepting applicants for the Varden army to defeat Galbatorix. Little does he know that training these applicants will probably cause him to lose several years off his life. Oh, and also teach him what alcohol is! Forgot that tidbit.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/12/2006
Quest for Sanity reviews
Basically, the story of girls making Galbatorix even more insane than he was before. Mary Sue Bashing included :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete