If you have reached this place, congrats! You are alive! I am a girl who likes anime, Vocaloid, and Warriors. I am a little Grammar Nazi-ish (yes, I know that's not a word) and you may have seen this name on a guest review. Yes, that is me. I have waaay too many original characters to count and I like romance, tragedy, and horror. A combination of the three is even better.

Now for random stuff:

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"Really, you don't say?" -Me

I am a Swiss/Sushi fan! A very big one. This pairing accounts for 50% of my fanart. The other 50% is my millions of original characters.

Copy-and-Paste time!

The difference between Friends and Best Friends:

FRIENDS will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS will go up and say to him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS take yours and say, "Run, Forrest, run!"

FRIENDS will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS will be in the next room saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!!"

FRIENDS never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (XD Yes I am.)

FRIENDS have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS won’t tell everyone else you cried; just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS ask you for your number.

BEST FRIENDS have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...Here's a tissue."

FRIENDS know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS could write a very embarrassing life story of you…

FRIENDS will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you!

FRIENDS would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS walk in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS don’t know to tell people or not.

BEST FRIENDS already know to keep it a secret.

FRIENDS are for high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS are for life.

FRIENDS will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS will re-send this shyet!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

HALLELUJAH!!