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Author has written 27 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My A03 Account has two stories that aren't posted on FFnet.

Are you looking for USUK fic recommendations? I have 200 or so right here.

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About me: I'm a graduate student with a little too much free time on my hands.

My interests: I was introduced to the joys of Axis Powers Hetalia about three years ago and have now developed a total addiction to APH fanfiction, fanart, and amvs. I have a couple of nekotalia videos up on my youtube channel. I also have a tumblr account to share my stories after I post them here.

Favorite pairings: As you can probably guess from my list of favorite stories, I love USUK and I expect most of my stories will be USUK. But I enjoy any well-written story and have a great fondness for rarepairs and crackpairs (PruCan forever!). My secret OTP is Taiwan/Texas. That's right, I pair Mei with Alfred's glasses. You probably shouldn't expect any stories with that one :)

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False Face by dozefallsdownthestairs reviews
Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. AU USUK anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,061 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/31/2014 - England/Britain, America
Mr and Mr Jones by avalonroses reviews
An assassin married to an assassin is a recipe for disaster. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Parody. Written for the USUK Sweethearts Week. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Fidelitas by General Kitty Girl reviews
Breton birthed and Dragonborn destined; Arthur is a man of great power and forever lusting for more. It is a fine line between being the hero of legends or the nightmare of a nation, and Arthur chooses his side based on the rewards to be gained. This is a collection of tales from the combined universes of Hetalia and Skyrim, all of which are USUK/UKUS in origin. Discretion advised.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,900 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Five Dates that Weren't, and One that Was by moonlighten reviews
December 1997 to August 2010: Five times England and America didn't go out on a date, and one time that they did. (England/America, mentions of Scotland/France and (long) past France/America.) Seven chapters, complete. Part 49 of the Feel the Fear series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
This Is Justice by Lizzzers reviews
The Revolution has not gone according to plan, and he is just now beginning to realize that there are consequences for his failure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,582 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, England/Britain
3982 (Or How America Found Out it's Okay to be a Little Crazy) by Plumcot reviews
Ever since America can remember, England has seen... things. Things that nobody else can see, which traditionally would make him crazy. But what happens when America catches a glimpse of one of these things, and finds out that England might not be so crazy after all? Rated T for mentions of drug use. Because Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2014
Rubbish Queen by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Alfred, ruler of the Kingdom of Spades, is about to be married. Yet we find our hero hiding in a closet with a pile of hamburgers. Cardverse!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You're Such a Geek by Fire Bear1 reviews
America needs a place to stay before the meeting in London - so he decides to go to England's place. However, England is acting stranger than normal...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fk You Disney by NoRhymeNorReason reviews
England and America are cursed to keep living different fairy tale stories until they confess their love. One will play the unwilling prince, one will always be in distress, and two others will be there to help (or hinder) their happily ever after. UkUs, Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Estranged by S.E. Mellark reviews
They were all brainwashed products of an unrealistic society, planning their lives around a dumb clock forever fused with their bodies; or it was until they found their "soul mate" anyway. Alfred knew better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,513 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In My Life by lumaluma reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a young, fresh-out-of-college I.T. guy who (much to his displeasure) gets forced to teach a certain irritable Englishman how to use a computer in a vaguely competent way. Though they start out with nothing but contempt for each other, things change and they end up seeing each other in a completely different way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,270 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America, England/Britain
Philtre by Fire Bear1 reviews
America is curious to know what his Amortentia would smell like and asks England for help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred the Great by Whymsical reviews
This is the story of a little nation and his King.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2014 - England/Britain - Complete
Look to the Future Now, It's Only Just Begun by Teenage Mouse reviews
Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Get Arthur Laid Agency by PitFTW reviews
"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Star-crossed by Iggycat reviews
"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/17/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Troll in the Dungeons by PitFTW reviews
Thought you ought to know…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [France, Canada] - Complete
Letters Through Time by Demonic Charm reviews
Two lonely people have no more in their lives than a cat and their careers. Yet when the lake house calls to them, they each find an unexpected letter from the other. A blooming romance forms by words. The only thing that is separating them is time. One is from 2006, and the other from 2004. Can love last under the frail time? [Based upon The Lake House script] [USUK] [Human AU]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,142 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Canada, Scotland - Complete
Say Yes to the Dress by Whymsical reviews
Arthur loses a bet and goes shopping with the Bad Touch Trio. USUK, rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Curiosity Kills by NoRhymeNorReason reviews
America tampers with England's magic and turns himself into half a cat. The spell isn't reversible and England ends up taking care of America until the magic wears off. Platonic relationship. Kink meme deanon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Eternal American by cakuramen reviews
The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,687 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America
A is For by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A might be dead, but his desire to protect Arthur might just be enough to make him remember how to be alive. (Warm Bodies AU. Warnings for violence, death, and zombies.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada, France - Complete
Present Trail by Fire Bear1 reviews
Alfred is annoyed that Arthur only gets him joke presents for his birthday but, when Francis mentions Arthur's situation with his own birthday (and the fact he doesn't know the exact date), he hatches a plan... What's in store for Arthur when he finds a matryoshka doll on his front step?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Think We Are by Gecko Osco reviews
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,488 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pirate Ages by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland wishes only to reach the New World and to see his America again. But a strange man appears through the use of magic who not only causes Arthur's typical life to change, but to change his view of the future in the process. UKUSUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hidden Sweets by Galythia reviews
Arthur has lived thirty years of his life with an adamant dislike for all things sweet. It made him sick to the stomach just to think about them. So when he gets drunk one day and wanders into Claire de Lune, a shop run by the up-and-coming pastry chef Alfred Jones, just what sort of life surprise lies in store for him? (Sweethearts Week 2013).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Arrow Was Shot by silliputti reviews
AU - In order to win his family's respect, Arthur enters a tournament to win the Princess of America's hand in marriage. At the tournament, he befriends the mysterious Alfred- a fellow competitor who is equally determined to win. As he and Alfred grow closer, he begins to question what is more important to him: his family's respect... or Alfred. [US/UK]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Omake! by Serenswyrd reviews
2012 USUK Secret Santa omake for theladyjazz. England gets drunk, L/UST without plot, horrible abuse of Canada as a plot device. (I'm sorry, I'm sorry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Boring Through and Through by Punmaster Extrordinaire reviews
"Today's adventure had begun on the other side of the Atlantic, when America crashed through England's plate glass window, tripped over a stack of paperwork, landed face-first on his desk, and told him in all seriousness that he would not leave until England agreed to go do something fun with him, because he was completely, totally, seriously bored." Friendship/USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Hero by DisenchantedDestroya reviews
Alfred is not entirely sure how he's wound up drunk-sitting Arthur, just that he has and he's going to do his best to look after him; like a hero. USUK one-shot. Please let me know what you think. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Special Delivery by SonataAllegro reviews
Of all the cliches in the world, Arthur is attracted to the mailman. It's hot outside, let's invite him in for a cool drink of water and go from there. USUK PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arthur Kirkland's Diary by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Oh Sweet Jesus by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's a Very Very Mad World by three-days-late reviews
Because you know it is. Next: Olympics AU. Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland are childhood friends competing for the same gold medal. Just an average day for them, really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 77,034 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - America, England/Britain
Twisted by PhantomMemories reviews
Tangled-esque AU: Alfred couldn't remember ever being sick, though Mother reminded him that he was, and needed to stay indoors at all cost. Arthur's middle name was trouble- but this time he just might get caught. USXUK Summer camp 2012; 'I see the Light', 'Without you', 'A Whole New World' 'Part of Your World', and 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' as prompts for varioius parts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
As the World Turns by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
Can lust turn to love, or is it purely infatuation? Is it the dashing Amando that Romano desires, or his brother, the suave Valentíne? Or Alfred Jones, the charming actor who plays them both? Or, heaven forbid, America; the man behind them all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,431 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano
30 Minutes or More by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur is a sexually repressed college student living in New York. One day, he orders a pizza... M for language, adult themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Locked by Preminiscence reviews
Sometimes amnesia has a purpose, Arthur has come to find. Sometimes forgetting yourself is the only way to keep yourself sane. AU Hetalia (still nations; human names).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Scarves by spout reviews
Green and silver, red and gold, Arthur and Alfred. Some things just compliment one another. HP/APH crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/3/2012 - England/Britain
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arrangements by Trumpet-Geek reviews
Normally Arthur's Valentine's Days are filled with flowers, thorns, demanding customers, and long days. This year, it's about to get a little different. In a good way. -AU florist!Arthur- USUK Sweethearts Week Day 7 entry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Such a State by 9mm Meg reviews
Alfred is just after a Christmas present for his little sister, but when he finds a life-sized, broken doll outside a shop and takes him home, he gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Victorian!AU, for LJ USUK Secret Santa
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A History of Valentine's by Skeptikitten reviews
Six old traditions of Valentine's Day, six specific dates in time. America and England as seen by the holiday of lovers. For a contest on Deviant Art.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Teenage Mouse reviews
He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Queens and Kings and Queens and by JediShampoo reviews
Alfred/Arthur US/UK/US Spades AU ish ; in a small, war-torn kingdom, desperate times force desperate measures, especially when love is involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where The Most Beautiful Roses Grow by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ballroom Dancing Made a Man Out of Me by ArrangedloveMatch reviews
Cardverse AU. Queen Arthur intends to teach his young, unrefined King some manners, starting with the greatest form of royal expression: dance. usuk secret santa gift for teaismylife on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Homecoming by mistamie reviews
Arthur has to pack up the belongings of his former colony when the government decides to sell Alfred's old country house. He discovers a radio, and one night, hears the voice of someone who died 40 years ago. Can he change the past? USUK one shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Nothing happened, okay? by ThatLittleWriter reviews
A very short oneshot I came up with earlier today. England is drunk, and yet again America is left to take him in. Only this time, a secret slips, but is it true?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Keep Dreaming, America by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,367 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
StarCrossed by Gecko Osco reviews
This is a story about many things. But mostly, it's about a boy and a star. Stardust AU. USUK, minor others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,442 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Counting the Ways to the American Dream by binnibeans reviews
Alfred finds that Arthur's been keeping a little secret from him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America Report by GlassCase reviews
It's not his first interview with a human, but America can't help but be on edge as he calls the only nation he could think of to support him as he is poked fun at and opens his heart on National TV. Also starring Stephen Colbert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shakespeare is Gender Confused by Tamer Lorika reviews
A record of the first time that Toris met a very convincing girl, and how he found out that he was sadly mistaken as to her gender. And how he figured out it really didn't matter. Not a Genben.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
What you see might fool your logic by ButterFish reviews
When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Viking Way by ArixaBell reviews
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The Allure of Bedhead by Gecko Osco reviews
He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Short Attention Span by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Someday My Prince Will Come by Lmuffins reviews
As a child, Alfred asked Arthur to let him into a fairy tale book, but the adventure never happened. 400 years later, Alfred accidentally gets sucked into the tale and Arthur has to go after him. Wizards, weakness, princesses, princes, and dragons ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's Magic! by Tensai55 reviews
APH/HP x-over, kind of. England is sick and tired of America always making fun of him for believing in magic! Luckily, he happens to have a magical castle that should show that git who's right once and for all...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Counting Kisses by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Change the World! by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'That Hollywood need for a happy ending was striking with a vengeance inside him, and America thought he would change whatever bothered England about him to make him happy and proud of him.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Day at the White City by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The world's first Ferris Wheel is unveiled at the Chicago World's Fair of 1893, and America is dying to ride it with England. England is somewhat less excited about it. Slight America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
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Groundhog Day reviews
Arthur is stuck interviewing a relentlessly cheerful American weatherman at the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Somehow it feels like his miserable day will never end... but maybe spending more time with the cute American will make Arthur less miserable. USUK. Based on the movie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,339 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/2 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
And Libertea for All reviews
Chapter nine: Arthur wondered if it was too late to offer to let the dowager keep her reward money if he could just keep the prince. Anastasia AU. {This is my collection of USUKUS oneshots. Full list of summaries in chapter one, previous chapters include Nekotalia, Pottertalia, time travel, canonverse daemons, vampires, and a sleeping prince.}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,401 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4 - [America, England/Britain]
Valentine, Please be Mine reviews
If anyone asked, Arthur would adamantly deny that he watched any of those silly soul mate clock reality shows. But even he couldn't resist watching the handsome American on the show featuring gay men from across the world with timers that were all set for the same date as Arthur's—Valentine's Day. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Unforgettable reviews
Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Apparent Lies reviews
"I'm pregnant," America said, hoping to frighten England for Halloween. But what is he supposed to do when his lie makes England happier than he's ever been before? There's only one solution: Keep lying until it becomes true. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Indivisible reviews
After America discovers a way to split himself into multiple parts, England will do whatever it takes to return America to normal. Even if it means dealing with a rebellious teenager and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,189 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Your Resident Arse reviews
As a Resident Assistant, Arthur Kirkland is responsible for watching over the students in his dorm. Even the arrogant, annoying, aggravatingly attractive ones… College AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Quidditch House Rivals reviews
Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,627 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [France, Canada] - Complete
Xtreme Talent reviews
Reality-show host Arthur Kirkland doesn't understand how the talentless American singer managed to survive until the final round, but it seems that Alfred F. Jones has a surprise in store for him. USUK. Reality TV AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
New Ending, New Beginning reviews
At the final performance of 'Wicked', Emily Jones decides to change the musical's ending for the better. Nyotalia!USUK. Theater!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Zombieworld reviews
In a world overrun by zombies, why is it so hard to find a twinkie? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [America, England/Britain] Hungary, Liechtenstein
Some Like It Hot reviews
Alfred and Arthur steam up the YMCA's sauna. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Read After Burning reviews
America suspects an ulterior motive when England arrives with thousands of donated books after the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. Historical oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heart of Atlantis reviews
Alfred joins an intrepid group of explorers searching for Atlantis and its mysterious power source. But amidst the ruins, he discovers that the people of Atlantis are still alive... and they need his help. USUK. Based on the Disney movie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,074 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Knock, Knock reviews
Arthur never expected that the best part of his New York apartment would be the handsome American doorman. USUK. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Meddling with Princesses reviews
In which Arthur is a rebellious princess, Alfred is a clueless knight, Francis is a dashing prince, and Kiku is the dragon that has to put up with all of them. USUK. Loosely based on 'Dealing with Dragons.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Once Upon a Midwinter's Night reviews
Armed with a Shakespeare play and a love potion, Sealand has crafted his best plan yet to use blackmail to win recognition as his own country. Too bad the love potion doesn't seem to work on America and England. Christmas setting. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] Sealand, Canada - Complete
Fluffernutter reviews
When America brings a packed lunch to the world conference, England and Japan grow curious. What happened to America's hamburgers? And just what is a fluffernutter?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - America, England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Cravings reviews
Despite his best efforts, romance novelist Arthur Kirkland has repeatedly failed to break his cigarette habit. When he finally gives hypnotherapy a try, he develops a new craving for his handsome blond therapist instead. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/28/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Dismantling the Bomber reviews
On the eve of WWII, America and Nazi Germany began a ruthless proxy battle over national superiority in the form of a boxing match, forcing America to ask what it means to represent his country. Historical Characters. No Pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - America, Germany - Complete
Just Deserts reviews
Arthur thought that he wanted payback after Alfred's friends humiliated him by tricking him into eating magical brownies at a party. But it turned out all he really wanted was Alfred. And maybe just a *bit* of revenge. High School AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Bullseye reviews
Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Let the Games Begin reviews
Each time London has hosted the Olympics, England has invited America to stay at his house during the Games, providing three glimpses into the Special Relationship and what makes it so special. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Gag Gifts, Honest Hearts reviews
America and England have a 'special' arrangement for birthday gifts. They like to buy a terrible gag gift, and then hide the true gift within. Honesty has never been their strong suit, but the message still comes through, especially when hypnosis is involved. Established USUK. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Shades of Spades reviews
In the Kingdom of Spades, the clocks choose the rulers, but many distrust the most recent choice of Queen. Caught between the demands of love and duty, Arthur and Alfred must find a way to save Spades and themselves before it's too late. Cardverse / Cardtalia. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,365 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [America, England/Britain] China - Complete
Whose Awesome Line is it Anyway? reviews
Germany is sick for the day and Prussia decides it's time to liven up the World Meeting with some improv comedy. Slight PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Prussia, Canada, Sealand - Complete