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Joined 03-30-12, id: 3863457, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 9 stories for ER, and Criminal Minds.

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Homecoming by Kavi Leighanna reviews
The fourth time it happens, she's not there for him. Hotch/Prentiss. RATING PLEASE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,363 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss] - Complete
After Goodbye by sienna27 reviews
Bonus Challenge #30 - Title Challenge: The Kiss & The Kiss-Off: Per the challenge, it's narrative style. Two shot, Emily/JJ love story. Told in first person, their relationship is on the rocks. Can it be fixed?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/4/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Santa has a special month-long present for the BAU this year. And for once, it's not murder. Annual 2013 Christmas Fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,194 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss] Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi - Complete
How We Are by CringeWorthy reviews
Collection of unrelated one shots between JJ and Emily that vary in rating and content. Most are/will be at least slightly AU-ish.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,117 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/9/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
One for the Ages by Pandorama reviews
After "The Book of Abby" - It's nice to think that it was meant to be and we'd have found each other no matter what, but in all truth, I don't know that I'd have had the guts to try if I hadn't been backed into a corner and forced to make a choice.
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,138 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Abby L., Luka K.
I Will by propelled reviews
Post 11.02 - It's been quite the couple of months. Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Of Cats and Dogs by applestooapples reviews
Elle, she thinks, is positively feline in everything she does. Emily reminds her more of a golden retriever. Now that she's got everyone else all nice and sorted, where does that leave JJ?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, Elle G.
Take My Hand and Show Me the Way by MJ Duncan reviews
A smack upside the head from a two-by-four and a mild case of confabulation combine to serve as the perfect catalyst to help JJ and Emily shift their relationship from platonic friendship to something more. *COMPLETE - I MAY EVENTUALLY WRITE MORE FOR THESE TWO, BUT I HAVE NO PLANS TO CONTINUE THIS STORY AT THE MOMENT*
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 159,695 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Good Morning Sergio by ESmith7 reviews
Emily and her favourite man in the morning. Utter fluff. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Bandage to Cover Wounds by suallenparker reviews
Set in early Season 5. Missing his family and depressed by the current events, Hotch behaves out of character. Will he and Emily be able to handle the consequences?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Favourable Conditions by tricks-meuler reviews
Emily has always known that Hotch hated custodial interviews, but she never expected quite this reaction.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Lilith by Min Daae reviews
Lilith/Eve. Temptation is sweet. Like fruit. Sort of dark and weird.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Eve
The Accidental Couple by csiAngel reviews
C/G. Wouldn't they know if they were dating?
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Falling in Love with a Girl by sienna27 reviews
Universe A: Story 1 of 3 - My version of Hotch & Prentiss' lives in canon, starting with their 1st meeting when he worked for her mother, taking them through mid Season 4 where things go AU. Colleagues to friendship to romance. 2010 PROFILER'S CHOICE CM AWARDS: Best Characterization of Aaron Hotchner; Best Characterization of Emily Prentiss; Best Het Romance; Best Overall Fic (tie)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 534,728 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
SOS by DarkBard0 reviews
Something I seem to have neglected to post. Based on the episode Identity. Emily helps Garcia. JJ/Emily femslash, Emily/Garcia friendship. Just a moment I could imagine after. FF, don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Three Years' Deal by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Hotch makes an interesting deal with Emily. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Slices of a Life Worth Living by Angelus1 reviews
Kate is surprised at how easily they fall into a routine.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
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bruised
She'd suggested a tattoo because it was easy, it was immediate, it was permanent. [hard t - mild angst - canon divergence sometime after the lauren flashback]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
splinters & shards reviews
"That couple that were there… they'd been married sixty-six years." She lets out a wry chuckle and picks up her drink. "Sixty-six years, Morgan, I haven't even known her sixty-six months." [emily's hangover post-run, and the day after]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] D. Morgan - Complete
sutures reviews
"God, she was being awful, but is it too much to ask that she doesn't have to share a bed with JJ? JJ, who started all this in the first place; JJ, who took every chance she got to remind her that she and Will could make it work; JJ, who… through all of this is still putting up with her bullshit." [Exit Wounds through to pre-JJ]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] D. Morgan - Complete
whirlpool top-loader
This would all be over if she had someone she could go down on. It's such a cliché, a linguist with a crazy oral fixation, but she can't help it. [frustration, basically] [alex/james, fantasy blake/rossi, past alex/erin, past alex/oc]
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Published: 3/27 - Alex B. - Complete
tea of the month reviews
"do you want some tea?" [post-mr. & mrs. anderson] [the girls team!fic]
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24 - E. Prentiss, P. Garcia, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
habits and patterns reviews
who wakes the other one up with kisses:
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17 - Abby L., Luka K. - Complete
it doesn't matter
(she's a port in a storm; always has been, always will be) [SPOILERS FOR THE 200 BTS VIDEO]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
burners reviews
She hadn't bought a burner in years. Well, that was a lie. [The Crossing through Lauren]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
tissue
Imagine Person A kissing Person B's scars.
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Abby L., Luka K. - Complete