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Author has written 13 stories for ER, and Criminal Minds.

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Curing Loneliness by MiladyGirl reviews
It is easy to forget how to cure loneliness. Blake/Rossi friendship. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1 - Alex B., D. Rossi - Complete
Respite by defyingnormalcy reviews
A 'before and after' to compliment the Sharon, Andrea, and Rusty scenes in episode 3x16. Andrea Hobbs/Sharon Raydor established couple.
Major Crimes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2014 - A. Hobbs, Rusty B., S. Raydor - Complete
One for the Ages by Pandorama reviews
After "The Book of Abby" - Pretending everything is normal, even if neither of us are fooled, is probably right at the top of the list of things that have screwed us up in the past.
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,859 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Abby L., Luka K.
Homecoming by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Sometimes it hits him like a ton of bricks. She's really here. She's really home. Hotch/Prentiss. RATING PLEASE! (2015 PCA Winner - Best M-Rated)
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,606 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss] - Complete
Something in Blue by Ivy Kendall reviews
Vignettes capturing the wardrobe choices of our favourite police paring. (Loosely inspired by the song "Something in Red")
Major Crimes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor
Friday Night Drinks at Browns by OzzyJ reviews
Three friends, cocktails and future possibilities.
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2014 - A. Hobbs, S. Raydor - Complete
Bumps & Buffers by Ivy Kendall reviews
One-shot tag to 3.06 Friendship is a great place to start
Major Crimes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor - Complete
What's wrong? by hannahb9202 reviews
This is a post-ep story from 9x20 Blood Relations. My take on what happened when Alex got home. Very short and sweet. Please read and review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Alex B.
After Goodbye by sienna27 reviews
Bonus Challenge #30 - Title Challenge: The Kiss & The Kiss-Off: Per the challenge, it's narrative style. Two shot, Emily/JJ love story. Told in first person, their relationship is on the rocks. Can it be fixed?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Santa has a special month-long present for the BAU this year. And for once, it's not murder. Annual 2013 Christmas Fic. (2015 PCA First Place - Best Het Romance)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,194 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss] Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi - Complete
How We Are by CringeWorthy reviews
Collection of unrelated one shots between JJ and Emily that vary in rating and content. Most are/will be at least slightly AU-ish.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,117 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
To fall by Isolith reviews
Post-Poster-Boy. She's seeking comfort and he's only too happy to oblige; even if it's something that's bound to be a crucial turning point in their lives.
Major Crimes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,363 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor - Complete
A Little Light Music by Ellie 5192 reviews
"She's not sure what she expected, back when she was in complete denial about her feelings, but it wasn't this." - Sharon and Andy find themselves navigating the confusing path from colleagues to friends, and then somehow, something more. Pre-ship/ship WIP. Categories and rating subject to change.
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,949 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - A. Flynn, Rusty B., S. Raydor - Complete
Busted by Miss Shannon reviews
A series of drabbles depicting just how lousy Andy Flynn and Sharon Raydor are at hiding their relationship from the people in their lives. (Repost of my little drabble series that I was posting to my tumblr account.)
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2013
I Will by propelled reviews
Post 11.02 - It's been quite the couple of months. Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Beyond These Lines by Miss Shannon reviews
"Nothing would change and yet it seemed like goodbye. Not goodbye to Sharon, but to a beautiful notion, to a tiny bit of hope." [Hobbs/Raydor oneshot]
Major Crimes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2013 - A. Hobbs, S. Raydor - Complete
Of Cats and Dogs by applestooapples reviews
Elle, she thinks, is positively feline in everything she does. Emily reminds her more of a golden retriever. Now that she's got everyone else all nice and sorted, where does that leave JJ?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, Elle G.
An Excuse to Call Her Anyway by convenientdistraction reviews
Inspired by the scene where Flynn knows a woman who works at DCFS and says, "I've been looking for an excuse to call her anyway." Sharon/Andy. Multiple chapters
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor - Complete
Take My Hand and Show Me the Way by MJ Duncan reviews
A smack upside the head from a two-by-four and a mild case of confabulation combine to serve as the perfect catalyst to help JJ and Emily shift their relationship from platonic friendship to something more. *COMPLETE - I MAY EVENTUALLY WRITE MORE FOR THESE TWO, BUT I HAVE NO PLANS TO CONTINUE THIS STORY AT THE MOMENT*
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 159,695 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Les Amours by HellonHeels44 reviews
Andrea Hobbs and Sharon Raydor experience the four stages of love with one another. Co-written with DefyingNormalcy.
Major Crimes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2013 - A. Hobbs, S. Raydor - Complete
Good Morning Sergio by ESmith7 reviews
Emily and her favourite man in the morning. Utter fluff. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Anatomy of breaking down by Isolith reviews
Fear is a powerful motivator. Fragments of a shared breakdown, Andy/Sharon.
Major Crimes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
Parallel Lines by Miss Shannon reviews
Sometimes all you need is some reassurance. (Raydor/Hobbs friendship)
Major Crimes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
Man Friday by Ivy Kendall reviews
Sharon and Andy spend the evening remembering the past, talking about the present, and planning for the future. (And so maybe this wasn't a one-off after all. Thanks to the encouragement of a number of you, I will continue and see where this goes.)
Major Crimes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Whiskey Shot by Ivy Kendall reviews
Sharon Raydor and Andrea Hobbs after hours: Professional women know how to enjoy the mundane. (Fic prompt challenge)
Major Crimes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Complete
Crossroads by Isolith reviews
A look into the past - two lives cross. Police ball of 1985; Andy's drunk – Sharon's sad.
Major Crimes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Bandage to Cover Wounds by suallenparker reviews
Set in early Season 5. Missing his family and depressed by the current events, Hotch behaves out of character. Will he and Emily be able to handle the consequences?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Favourable Conditions by tricks-meuler reviews
Emily has always known that Hotch hated custodial interviews, but she never expected quite this reaction.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Intolerance of Error by gidget89 reviews
Hypothesis: We can prove definitively the existence of romantic love existing between the subject A: Cal Lightman and subject B: Gillian Foster.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,410 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Lilith by Min Daae reviews
Lilith/Eve. Temptation is sweet. Like fruit. Sort of dark and weird.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Eve
The Accidental Couple by csiAngel reviews
C/G. Wouldn't they know if they were dating?
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Falling in Love with a Girl by sienna27 reviews
Universe A: Story 1 of 3 - My version of Hotch & Prentiss' lives in canon, starting with their 1st meeting when he worked for her mother, taking them through mid Season 4 where things go AU. Colleagues to friendship to romance. 2010 PROFILER'S CHOICE CM AWARDS: Best Characterization of Aaron Hotchner; Best Characterization of Emily Prentiss; Best Het Romance; Best Overall Fic (tie)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 536,497 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
SOS by DarkBard0 reviews
Something I seem to have neglected to post. Based on the episode Identity. Emily helps Garcia. JJ/Emily femslash, Emily/Garcia friendship. Just a moment I could imagine after. FF, don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Three Years' Deal by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Hotch makes an interesting deal with Emily. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Slices of a Life Worth Living by Angelus1 reviews
Kate is surprised at how easily they fall into a routine.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
All The Way To Reno by spark fanfic reviews
You know who you are...
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2002
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A disquiet follows my soul reviews
"They've spent the last thirteen years in a sort of flux, never still enough to be a couple, a family." — Alex arrives home. Post-Demons
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Alex B. - Complete
Ciphers, enigmas, secret sauce reviews
"You know, I don't think I've ever seen JJ smile like that..." Dave's lips twitch around the tumbler before he takes a sip. "No one has, not for a long time," [alex, dave, penelope, jj/emily] [post-200]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss] D. Rossi, Alex B. - Complete
Nighthawks reviews
It's hit-or-miss, really, whether or not Dave will come in. Either he'll take the day, surround himself in homely comforts, or lock himself in his office, case files up to his eyeballs. As his friend, she's hoping he chooses the first option, but as someone who wants to brood and wallow herself, she's hoping he chooses the second, just so they can do it together for a while.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2014 - D. Rossi, Erin S., Alex B. - Complete
Off the clock reviews
"JJ, listening is in my job description," she smirks, "but I'm always happy to do it off the clock for a friend." [two conversations between alex and JJ, set either side of season nine's "in the blood" - mentions of suicide, doyle saga]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Jennifer J./JJ, Alex B. - Complete
Bruised reviews
She'd suggested a tattoo because it was easy, it was immediate, it was permanent. [hard t - mild angst - canon divergence sometime after the lauren flashback]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Fragments reviews
"That couple that were there… they'd been married sixty-six years." She lets out a wry chuckle and picks up her drink. "Sixty-six years, Morgan, I haven't even known her sixty-six months." [emily's hangover post-run, and the day after]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] D. Morgan - Complete
Sutures reviews
"God, she was being awful, but is it too much to ask that she doesn't have to share a bed with JJ? JJ, who started all this in the first place; JJ, who took every chance she got to remind her that she and Will could make it work; JJ, who… through all of this is still putting up with her bullshit." [Exit Wounds through to pre-JJ]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] D. Morgan - Complete
Whirlpool top-loader reviews
This would all be over if she had someone she could go down on. It's such a cliché, a linguist with a crazy oral fixation, but she can't help it. [frustration, basically] [alex/james, fantasy blake/rossi, past alex/erin, past alex/oc]
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Alex B. - Complete
Tea of the month reviews
"do you want some tea?" [post-mr. & mrs. anderson] [the girls team!fic]
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2014 - E. Prentiss, P. Garcia, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Habits and patterns reviews
who wakes the other one up with kisses:
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Abby L., Luka K. - Complete
It doesn't matter
(she's a port in a storm; always has been, always will be) [SPOILERS FOR THE 200 BTS VIDEO]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2014 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Burners reviews
She hadn't bought a burner in years. Well, that was a lie. [The Crossing through Lauren]
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2014 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Tissue
Imagine Person A kissing Person B's scars.
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Abby L., Luka K. - Complete